ITT we say one good thing about Mario, and one bag thing about Mario.
He's really powerful
He's not very good at holding lots of groceries
He can jump high
He should keep every power-up he collects in a bag instead of wasting it
>>323498905
He's sexy
He seems to very good at organizing his portable storage space
He's more popular than his brother.
He's a manlet.
Nice penis
Fat
>>323498905
He's got a really timeless design
His mustache is bizarrely a different color than his head hair
>>323498905
His games are fun
When you buy a Mario game from a store you usually take it home in a bag
He's the most recognizable video game character of all time
His games are uninspired and not fun
>>323498905
Always reliable in a pinch.
Doesn't know Peach can tell a fake Michael Kors from a real one. Merry fucking Christmas.
>>323499913
>When you buy a Mario game from a store you usually take it home in a bag
?????
>>323499913
>When you buy a Mario game from a store you usually take it home in a bag
He lets me cum inside Peach's ass and pussy
He's a cuϲk
>>323500290
>>323501037
what the fuck do you take video games home in?
>inb4 steam
>>323502639
>Buy game
>"Do you need a bag?"
>"No thanks."
>Put game in car
>Drive home
>Put game on table
Besides, that other anon was implying he has to take Mario games home in a bag because he's embarrassed to buy Mario games.
He's Italian
He's from New York
>>323502869
>>Put game on table
but why?
Remember that one time Mario jumped on the guy
>Level design ranges from good to bad, but when it's good it's p good. Remember that Japan themed level from 3D world? That was nice.
>He has a droopy sack.
Hello reddit.
>>323503462
Where else am I going to put it? The floor? A desk? My desk is upstairs, I need to get my shoes off first.
>>323503667
Helllllllllo, reddit!
Mario us a fun protagnist to play as
He's italian
>>323503667
>>323503781
>>323504904
I love Rebbot.
He can jump good
His coin bag must be enormous
>>323503769
>not being able to remove all of your clothes without losing your hands
>>323498905
+His games are fun
-But only because they're so outwardly bland and multiplayer focused now
>>323505460
>kicking your shows off like a child
>>323505762
>he can't use his ankles to pull his shoes off
how fat are are
>>323498905
He has the second best mustache in the Mushroom Kingdom.
He could afford to cut down on the carbonara.
>>323499836
>His mustache is bizarrely a different color than his head hair
I literally just realized that. His eyebrows are also black instead of brown.
>>323505848
My ankles are busy carrying the game.
>>323506161
It's been like that for ages too.
>>323502869
You are not very observant, anon. I think you missed what he was implying altogether.
He's a total bro
He had a friend that was a bag in super star saga
>>323507514
The "M" on his hat also changes between red and black in some games.
