This is Glass Joe.
He has been in 100 fights. He has a record of 99 defeats and 1 victory by knockout.The last video game character you played as was the only opponent Glass Joe was able to defeat.
How does the fight go down?
I remember when I was a kid, I had a friend over and I had him try to play Punch-Out. He was so bad that he lost to Glass Joe. I never had him over again and he actually grew up to be a pretty gigantic douchebag. He got arrested multiple times, one of which was drunk driving, and he was under the age of 21. Everyone in the neighborhood hated him because he had really loud subwoofers and drove around the neighborhood blaring music like a punk. He was also very quick to pick fights with people for no reason.
I have no idea what happened to him because he was in jail last I heard of him. Glass Joe kicking his ass must've really fucked with his head as a kid.
>>323496441
The Dismount guy from Stair Dismount. Well.
Joe touches the lost from the binding of isaac. The lost dies because it sucks colossal dick. The end.
So who was the one guy Glass Joe beat? I think the manual for Super Punch-Out!! said it was Nick Bruiser, yet his in-game record shows him undefeated.
>played Starcraft's Terran campaign last
uh
>brad from LISA
i don't want to think about how it went down
>goes for illegal moves due to not knowing the rules of boxing
>Joe goes for the cheap shot while her back is turnedLet's ignore how it wouldn't work anyway, Touhou power levels are too much for poor Joe
>>323496441
>Black Mage
oh jeez this would be a practically impossible matchup for joe.
anyways black mage does some magic shit but joe's somehow able to dodge it and knocks him down easily considering black mages usually rather scrawny
>>323496441
>Pablo Sanchez
Beating up a little kid isn't very hard, is it?
>>323496441
Funny thing is when they had Mike Tyson play Punch Out years and years later on one of the late shows he got his ass kicked by glass joe because he never plays video games.
>>323496441
Corvo accidentally blinked at high speed into Glass Joe's fist while he was flailing.
My ninja with dark wood ring in DS1.
Probably fell off the the side of the ring being after rolling after a failed backstab attempt.
>Standing firm before glass joe
>The Bell rings
>Glass Joe takes a swing
>Before he hands the swing I shove a platoon way point into his mouth and throw some orange smoke at him and place a spawn beacon
>Suddenly a zerg of New Conglomerate soldiers burst in and zerg the fuck out of Glass Joe
>Glass Joe then precedes to whine about how the NC are OP
>>323498253
Yeah, nah, your story isn't interesting enough for it to be a first reply.
>level 30+ FONV character
Uuuhhh... Joe was in the wrong locker and did all the chems and wore the Golden Gloves.
>>323499945
Wait, that girl's helmet. Is that the basis for this?
>>323499979
you seem upset
Squids kids have no bones, Glass Joe has the advantage of being sturdier than the Woomy.
>>323500146
I think that is the NC's engineer helmet
>>323499596
wow, i havent seen that kid in years. max stats in like every backyard gamei always made the kid in the wheelchair the kicker in backyard football
>>323496441
rust
i spawned in the wrong place and typed kill in console
>Rogue from Nuclear Throne
The IDPD bust down the door and arrest Rogue on the spot, a terrified Joe wins by default.
>Shovel Knight
He automatically gets disqualified for trying to use a weapon.
>>323500146
Some dude made a shit load of planetside 2 flavored reaction images
>>323500146
No wait that is the vanu helm, the girl's helm yes
Joe wins by forfeit because some person tell's Kiryu before the fight that Daigo has once again fucked something up
>mgr raiden
Nanomachines?
>>323496441
>The Witcher 1
The only way I could see Geralt losing to Glass Joe is if Joe offered Geralt the fight money and a chance to fuck his sister or something in advance if he threw the fight.
>>323500604
I need them
>MGO
I couldn't aim for shit as usual and he knocked my ass out.
>>323499073
Brad couldn't box becausehe had no arms.
Glass Joe is french
Heh I get it now
>>323500761
I have a handful, give me a bit and I'll post an imgur link
>>323496441
Flynn from SMTIV
Whelp
Those kind of threads are always horrible.
Are you really that starved of attention that you need to make those sure-fire threads?
Do you also post the various roll images?
>>323501327
>Flynn misses the first strike
>Glass Joe smirks
gg
>>323496441
How the fuck did Glass Joe beat BJ Blazkowicz? Was he still in his coma? Did he somehow manage to hit his shrapnel wound?
Trevor brought a shotgun to the fight and shot half the audience. He was then arrested and glass joe won because he was the only one left.
>>323501864
>It's a Luck-run Flynn
>>323502053
Clearly it was Title Defense Joe.
>Mario
Maybe he had an Invincibility Star or something.
>>323499796
Nah they had him play against himself on a late show once, and obviously he got his ass kicked. You can a video of him playing against glass joe somewhere and beating him I think
>>323496441
>this random oc I'm playing in AA2
guess he doesn't stand a chance, he's surrounded by index characters after all.
>>323504468
Not that anon, but I remember that. He could only beat Glass Joe.
I was just playing civ 5
soooo
some etheopian prince faggot
>>323500674
Hey, how did you get the script for Yakuza 6?
>>323500370
Is it me or Squid kids descended from SMS Yoshis
Probably can't go ankle deep in water wihout melting
>>323499047
It was Rick Bruiser. Joe apparently won due to a freak accident or something.
Cant say I think Cletus here would be very good against him.
>>323496441
Real question is who would win between
Glass Joe v Gabby Jay
>>323506861
Doesn't Rick Bruiser's only defeat come from fighting Nick, his brother?
>>323496441
>Pokemon Gold
Either a level 7 Chikorita or a 10 year old, its belivable
>>323506861
When you fight Rick Busier he says his only loss is because he let his brother Nick win.
> Sec, please report to AI control room. A boxer is attempting to break in.
>>323496441
>Xenoblade X avatar
>raygun/knife wieldingrobot girl
>wearing armor/plugsuit intended for use with mechs and not for actual ground combat
I guess she didn't prepare for the fight properly and got rolled over. Serves her right. Treat fights as a joke and you'll get the punchline. Or something.
>>323496441
The guy I played as in Garrys Mod
RIP Joe death by bathtub mobile
>>323499047
>>323506861
I thought his one victory was against Gabby Jay?
>>323499047
>>323506861
I thought his only victory was against Gabby Jay?
>donkey kong
Uhhhhhhhh
>goku
hmmm
>>323507591
Glass Joe trained Gabby Jay, that's his one victory. Or vice-versa.
>the courier
Must have had like a 3 in agility or endurance to be defeated by him
>>323508504
>>323508670
Gabby Jay's one win was against Glass Joe.
>>323509230
Then isn't glass Joe 0-99?
>steroids from nuclear throne
how does it even happen
>>323509356
No, he's 1-99
>>323509561
>>323509356
his one loss is probably against some newcomer guy with no training that quit after he got his ass beat by joe
>>323496441
Goku....really?
Geralt helps rig a bet.
>>323499979
I saved this thread from its doom by posting at all, it was on page 8. Tough shit. If you ask me it sounds like you're anally ravaged about the fact that you had no friends as a kid!
>>323509561
My mistake then.
Now I'm in the mood for some super punch out.
Where's my laptop?
>>323503629
Man that was horrifying the first time. Getting my ass kicked six or seven times by Glass Joe is one of the most humbling experiences I've ever had.
>>323509676
From the Pubch out Wiki:
"Nicknamed "France's Glass Jaw", Glass Joe is by far the easiest opponent in all the games. He has lost 99 times and has won once, in a freak accidental win against Nick Bruiser, states the Official Nintendo Magazine Punch-Out!! programmer."
>>323510469
Except Nick Bruiser is 42-0
bump for interest
>played the original arcade Punch-Out recently
>tfw I lost to Glass Joe
>>323496441
>engineer in torchlight 2
>who has 125 strength and ~3500 hp
Joe used black magic. It's the only way
>>323511919
>>323510873
>42-0
Brain why
>>323496441
>Nathan Drake
Drake kicks his ass for three rounds straight and all Glass Joe can do is run away to survive. Drake gets cocky and starts with his quips and plays to the ladies in the crowd. Joe takes the one opportunity to go in for a clinch and inhale a few deep breaths to recover in the closing seconds. As Drake laughs a joke away about how his hair makes him look like a Ginger Cockatoo, Joe steps back to throw a surprise uppercut at the last second. Drake see's it coming a mile away and smirks waiting for the button prompt. It never came.
>Skyrim Character
>Enemy Killcam'd
>>323499356
>Black Mage waits for his turn
>Glass Joe just wails on him
just punch the ffucker int eh chin, GOD
my mmo character i hope he rape me and make me his bitch
>tf2 engineer
No wrench
No gunslinger
No guns
No sentry
No chance
Vic wasn't able to power up quickly enough, so he blew up when he got tapped once by Joe's fist.
>>323496441
>Alto from Stella Glow
He moved 5 tiles forward, used Allegro, Glass Joe moved to the tile behind him and got a critical hit.
>recently play the Wii Punch-Out
>lose to Glass Joe in Title DefenseTwice
That was humiliating
>>323496441
>have Punch-Out set up at my store
>customers plays for a few and leave
>look at the game a few hours later
>Little Mac 0-13, Glass Joe 14-99
It's a little crazy.
>>323501485
Calm the fuck down.
