John Wick is coming for you, the protagonist of the last game you played is the only one who can protect you. Just how fucked are you?
>>323402958
considering everyone this guy tries to protect dies, my chances are shit"This town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip-club dressing room."
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a1GA2U6.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
A Cold war-era empire of Japan led by an immortal Oda Nobunaga.
It'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
>>323402958
>Adam Jensen vs John Wick
Solid
The characters in invisible inc.
Bunch of nerds I'm screwed.
>>323402958
>John Wick vs John Wick
>>323402958
>Striker style Monster Hunter
Clench your asscheeks John
>elite dangerous
>it's pretty much just me in a space ship from the future
i'd somehow still fuck it up
>>323403751
>>323402958
I'm saved
>>323402958
>>323404037
>implying sameface moeshit will save you
>>323403292
Yeah. Sorry, anon. Max will kill John but not before John kills you in an emotional cutscene.
>>323402958
I think I'll be fine.
I've got Kiryu. I think I'm okay.
Fug
>>323404395
is that mechwarrior online?
is it any good?
>>323402958
Extremely
god is on my side
>Venom Snake
I feel pretty safe.
>>323404395
>feeding the pig
>>323404550
Go to /gerg/ and see for yourself.
This guy may not look much, but he killed like a thousand of mercenaries, a couple of hundreds of freaky mutants, too. I'll have to endure his shitty sarcastic attitude, though.
>>323404550
>>323404704
No, but I'm in too deep to pull out.
>>323402958
>DCS mig21
As long as I get the plane off the ground Im safe. But ill have to land sometime.
>>323402958
>Hunter from Bloodborne
I'm fine.
>>323402958
I think I'm fucked
>>323404289
go away
>DW5 Huang Zhong
I'll be fine. I mean, in the game they get shoot with fire, ice and other stuff and only die if the game decide it or if you are playing free mode. So, I'm pretty safe.
>>323402958
Level 15 Helldiver. At first I thought I'm fucked because its another mook with an assault rifle, but then I remembered my Helldiver has access to mech walkers, airstrikes, auto turrets etc.
What do you guys think? Kind of a tough one
>Genocide Run Frisk
I'll be fine.
>>323402958
ppsh nothin personel kid
>>323404983
Wouldn't he kill you too? Haven't played Undertale but I heard "genocide" in it implies literally killing everything there is in the game.
>>323405075
Kek. Anon is fucked
ok, let me get this straight, so not only am I 100% guaranteed to be totally fine, I also get to be protected by bayonetta?
Sign me the fuck up.
>>323404809
My nigga
>>323405179
>tfw hair-assisted hair-jobs
>tfw being talked dirty
>that face why i jack off in bed
>dirty filth
>>323402958
I think Glaz from R6S will do pretty well
>>323404912
You're fine. Wick faced off against gangsters. Helldivers are essentially ODSTs. You've got a top tier trained operator with a massive arsenal at his side watching your back.
Keanu Reeve's Knock Knock movie was so bad it was good
Man I am stupidly not dead.
>>323405017
Son, please get that 3edgy5me shit out and worship a real nigga.
> persona Q
Do I get both protags?
If not, im doing a 3 specific run. Door jesus will protect me with ease
Just started a new game. 4 rookies.
>45% hit chance
Fuck.
>Bearer of the Curse
Id say Wick is the one who is fucked
>>323405398
Nah
![Raiden-Rising-Revengeance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TVlX8n5.jpg "Raiden-Rising-Revengeance[1].jpg")
I'd say my chances are good unless Armstrong shows up outta left field
>>323405307
>top tier trained operator
My sides have left super earth
Did you even do the tutorial? The robot literally makes you shoot 5 dummies then says
>You are now a firearms expert
Makes you throw 2 grenades and says
>You are now an expert at throwing grenades
Gets you to sprint, crawl a bit, then type on two computers and drop an airstrike on something
>You are now a trained Helldiver!
I thought the game made it obvious that Helldivers are just mooks given little to no training to be able to throw as many men as possible into the fray. Like Russians in WWII
Chances are your Helldiver will kill you before Wick does
He dead
>>323402958
yer fucken ded kiddo
>>323405459
What the fuck are medieval weapons and armor going to do against modern firearms
>>323405749
really?
>>323405749
godamn it you just made me remember that show where they're pit 2 different things against each other and proclaim one the best.
Pirates vs. Knights was comedy gold since the knights just stood no chance against pirates with a couple of flintlock pistols and it caused all kinds of hurtburt on 4chan.
right up there with Spartan trumping Ninja
>>323405494
He'd still kick his ass tho, you can't deny a guy that can summon lightening storms
>>323405937
Wait. That caused butthurt? Holy crap
>>323405662
game not movie lol
>>323402958
I'll be ok.
>>323405806
Gonna refute it?
>>323405937
Neckbeards always think that melee can beat guns like in their vidya games
>>323405749
The fuck do firearms do to a dragon the size of a tower? Nothing yet the bearer can kill one, also what is death to an undead?
>>323405938
Infamous 1 Cole through most of the game would be about a 50/50 split
Infamous 2 Cole especially by the end of the game is just an OP motherfucker
>>323405938
Same as trying to fight a living virus that feeds on biomass and tentacle rapes everything within a 30 foot radius but whatever, its just a game anyway.
>>323406084
>neckbeards
ohboyherewego.png
>>323406135
>what is death to an undead
He'll just respawn... however, in time it takes him to, Wick can just kill your defenceless ass.
No real protag, so I'll just throw in the player character.
Now the question is, how many bits of John Wick are left over?
>>323406040
not a movie its an anime kek
>>323402958
Captain Titus
John Wick is fucking dead kiddo
>>323402958
John wick sucks ass. Willem Dafoe was saving him throughout the whole movie. I was playing resistance 3. Joe canoli would waste john wick
>>323405749
>you can't hit the bearer if he's utilizing i-frames
>>323406018
It was a mixture of /tv/, /v/, /k/, and /b/ all watching it together, of course someone was going to get asshurt at the outcome
I remember 2 hours of preshow threads with a couple anons just completely shit talking about how the Knights were going to demolish the pirates then the shit happened and it became like trolling on christmas day
>>323406135
Bearer of the Curse isn't a Dragon.
And the question is if he can defend you. If Wick shoots and kills the Bearer, he's gonna appear at a bonfire somewhere else, Wick is gonna shoot you dead before the Bearer can come back and defend you
>>323406245
>Implying bullets can penetrate Havels
>my level 24 Helldiver
yeah good luck with that. Hes gonna send an orbital strike on that nigga
>>323406578
Wick wont stand a chance against 50 adp bearer
Bismarck the terrible from civ 5. Not sure how I'll fare
>>323407105
>implying wick could stand a chance against the Iron Chancellor
>>323402958
>Loki Prime
>invisible
>disarm
Wick won't even see it coming.
>John Wick vs Lo Wang from Shadow Warrior
Holy shit that sounds amazing
I would watch the fuck out of that
>>323405937
You do realize the phrase "bullet-proof" came from testing armor plates that knights would wear with flintlock pistols, right?
>Revan
I'll be fine.
Why was John Wick so fucking good?
I'm so hype they confirmed the sequel
>that club scene
>the first scene in his house
>fuck, really just every action scene
Why aren't more action movies like that? Perfect mix of really badass but realistic fighting, excellent gunplay, and humor
>>323402958
Strangely enough, last game I played was Payday 2.
>Serious Sam
HAHAHAHAHA
yeah I'll be okay.
Keanu Reeves is fucked beyond words
Point Man or DOOM guy. I think I'll be alright.
>>323402958
>some nobody who's good only at pretending before camera is coming for you
Not very much.
>>323407758
>There are still people who play this turd.
>>323402958
Satellite Reign crew, it might not be hard if they don't fuck up and anticipate him. Even better if I could wear the same cloak covers as they do.
Probably fucked.
>>323407818
John Wick is a character, not an actor, you underage nigger
>>323406329
His name was Marcus you fucker.Maybe. I'm trying to remember his name without googling.No regrets.
Last video game character I was playing as was Raven, by the way. Trigon's gonna bend his shit the fuck over, sad as it is to say.
>>323407758
the voice actor for him is hilarious. also fuck that game.
El Presidente
He kills all my soldiers and takes over Tropico
>>323408007
Is it that bad? Does it at least FEEL like you're playing as John Wick? Never played Payday so I dunno.
>adam jensen
think I'm good.
>>323402958
Not at all consideribg i'm a level 97 character in fallout 4 with the big boy with the mirv cannon upgrade i can safely assume that john wick will not have a sequal
>>323402958
Jason Brody.
Not sure, do I have a chance?
>>323406147
Well he's gonna run out of food eventually. Can't really run out of electricity in a city.
>>323406139
Yup I'm talking about two, I don't really see Cole losing to Mercer especially if we're talking about evil Cole. If it's just regular Cole then he can even regenerate a bit after every shot.
>>323402958
>john wick vs the might of the roman empire
I like my chances
>>323408257
>food
Do you even know what biomass is?
>Can't really run out of electricity in a city.
Oh so cities have reached the point where they don't have to rely on outside power sources like hydro electric, wind and nuclear power to keep them going?
>>323408440
>a bunch of niggas with swords and shields
I think he can shoot them
WHO YOU TALKIN' TO MAN
>>323408145
Ni it's terrible like just terrible
>>323408467
Well yeah I know what biomass is, he technically "eats" people/ living things in general is what I meant. Also I'm not saying a city will give him an infinite source of energy, just more than what Mercer has. Mercer has to run out at some point and at that time Cole will still have more resources to spare.
>>323408145
Nah, it doesn't feel anything like that. The game's alright but playable characters don't really differ in anything but voice and model.
You can shoot up a nightclub controlled by Russian Mafia though so I guess that's that.
>>323402958
Vampire Bloodlines Nosferatu
>>323408707
>>323408729
Sucks to hear. Shame they couldn't get Keanu to do his voice too. He seems like he'd be up for the role.
Far-Cry: Blood dragon
Hmmm...
>>323409151
He actually didn't want to do it for unspecified reasons. I think it has something to do with their changes to character and his motivation (in the film he's closer to a vigilante, in the game he's running around robbing banks and shooting cops). Definitely not a disagreement over a paycheck.
>Well, i'm gonna shitpost now for no particular reason, i'm just going to cause i can and none of you faggots can do anything about it, han solo dies by his son ben soli who is also known as kylo ren the dark lord of the sith in star wars episode seven. In fallout 4 your son is the leader of the institute and you either have to kill and and nuke thr commonwealth or you can join him and nuke the prydwin which is the brotherhood of steels zepplin, which is ran by the same brotherhood from dc, or you can join your son but he dies anyway of cancer like 5 minutes later
>>323409396
Yeah, when you put it like that, it makes sense. I had a feeling it had to be more than just a check because thinking about the kind of actor he is he doesn't seem like the type to squabble over numbers.
>>323409369
Rex could take him, but you'd probably die like the scientist in the dam mission
>Per
>So
>Na
>>323402958
>688i Hunter/Killer
pretty safe, probably.
>>323402958
I'm good with shep.
>>323410575
>can't do shit without a small army behind his back
You're fucked.
>>323402958
>Zero
I'm good.
I'll be fine as long as I get priority.
>>323410759
He did plenty when he escaped that colony drop. Then again it was mostly due to brain dead circumstances, still he's augmented and has future tech that should make this pretty easy.
If she wants to shield me with her qt fortitude'd body
Big Bossor Venom Snake but they're basically the same
Holy shit, i'd watch the fuck out of that fight. Starts out as a sniper battle, then becomes an intense firefight as they move closer to each other, and culminates in a gun-fu/CQC fight between the two.
I'd sayVenomwins at the end.
good thing i just bought the hd collection and decided to replay, i'm totally fine
>Isaac from TBOI
I hope the RNG favors me
I dunno. It'd be cool to see play out though.
>>323407408
>John Wick vs Lo Wang
Shit would be hilarious.
>>323404809
Came on thread to make sure this was posted. Thanks anon
>>323407709
It's great because the whole movie is about Keanu killing about 6 dozen men because someone thought it would be a good idea to steal his car and kill his puppy.
>>323404983
Hatred is only strong against monsters.
>>323402958
>Amanda Ripley
I'm probably fucked, aren't I?
>>323402958
oh fuck
>>323402958
>Artyom
I'm fucked. There is a chance I'll get a piggyback ride before I die though.
Guacamelee guy. I'm dead.
>>323405357
Blazkowicz is literally fucking invincible, I swear to God.
>>323407709
It's because it didn't try or pretend to be anything more than it was. John Wick was an action movie and they made it as slick and stylish as possible and it's especially refreshing compared to every other boring action flick.
>>323405518
>What the... WHOSE THST CLIMBING INTO THE RING?
>ITS SENATOR ARMSTRONG!
>RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!
>BY GOD I THINK HE'S DEAD
>THEY'RE KICKING HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN, SENATOR ARMSTRONG AND JOHN WICK ARE KICKING RAIDEN WHILE HE'S DOWN!
>>323402958
>killing floor 2
>police constable rob friar
fingers crossed for zed time?
>>323404667
>not Big Boss
Well you're fucked
>>323402958
I'm out of the loop. Who is John Wick?
I'm fine.
>>323414201
Action film starring Keanu. Check it out, it's an excellent movie.
>Phoenix Wright is defending me.
I CAN'T LOSE BABY
I think I'm good
>>323414201
one of the best keanu leaves movies since the matrix
>>323402958
never seen John Wick so I have no idea why his presence is significant in any way other than the fact that hes a man with a gun casually walking in my general direction.
>Rocket League car
>FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>323414365
Will do senpai.
I love the story of that movie
>they killed his dog
>so he took out an entire branch of russian mafia
>>323414495
Youtube John Wick. You won't be disappointed.
>>323414836
He will, it's a very mediocre movie
>>323414989
knock knock was a mediocre movie, this is not
>>323414989
>mediocre movie
>excellent action sequences and pacing execution
this is not how it works
there is no depth, but it's an amazing action movie, based only around action, nothing more, nothing less
>>323405587
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED HELLDIVERS
it all makes sense now
>Kazuma Kiryu
I think I'm ok should be pretty fun to watch too.
>>323403850
>>323403850
>Land for repairs after patroling a high-intensity security zone
>Niggas waiting outside the fucking john while you're pissing
>John Wick " ..Gotcha "
>>323404395
>>323404395
I will never not be infinitely fucking enraged by the fact that they've managed to pin down such a talent for their horseshit cash grab.
Fuck PGI
I feel like most of the fags here are going more for a Movie Wick feel. If Master Chief fought Movie Wick no shit he'd win, but I'm giving Wick vidya powers.
Which means:
>guns can solve all problems lol
>can survive basically any attack and merely lose HP
>maybe idk infinite stamina or some shit
Now with that applied a lot of these fights become a bit more interesting.
>>323413623
He may have only been 20 but he was the Chosen One Anon, he saw and physically experienced a lot of trauma. Plus, magical Russian needles.
>>323415696
He might be fine but most of his companions end up dead. And I'm not a young child or a Wolf like Kahn, so no plot armor for me.RIP 2033 Pavel
>>323416132
>rip Metro 2033 Vidya version of Uncle Bourbon where his plot to betray you never has to surface
Even an unranked warframe can take him out no sweat.
>>323402958
Max Caulfield from Life is Strange. I'd just rewind time and own his ass
>>323416531
wait, she can rewind time when she's dead? wick would just sniper her from across the state
>>323416758
snipe*
>>323416284
We should try and remember the good times.
>>323414490
>>323414490
Someone needs to find Keanu a fucking angel.
If anyone needed one in their life, it's that poor bastard.
GTA5 has 3 protagonists tho.
John Wick is already dead.
>>323417545
Maybe, but definitely not in a firefight. 47 would either need to know where Wick spends his time or use you as a bait in order to snipe him. Either way, you're pretty much fucked.
>>323417545
>best hitman vs bestest hitman
>>323417545
as much as i hate to say it, 47 is boogeyman. Wick is the guy you call to kill boogeymen.
>>323417789
>47 would either need to know where Wick spends his time
He already knows.
>>323417545
It's a good fight, but if 47 doesn't spend 9,000 hours getting a super impossible scenario to play off he'll never get a good jump on Wick. In a gunfight or hand to hand fight I'd still root for Wick, to be honest. Remember, the boogeyman checks for Wick before he goes to sleep.
>>323414490
I've seen this pic on another thread, but is all this really true, or just someone blowing smoke out there ass?
>>323402958
i might as well bend over already
>>323418157
I don't know, I know his daughter was a stillborn but I've heard that his GF died during the birthing process. I do know that he used pretty much all of his money from the Matrix for his sister's health, pretty sure. The spending birthdays alone thing is def true.
A lot of differences are abound but the basic cohesive message is:
>Keanu's dad was a shitshow, didn't work out
>GF Birthed a stillborn, also died
>Spends birthdays alone and sad
>takes pay cuts and spends tons of his supercool movie cash on helping people out
>>323402958
The protagonist of the last game I played defeated Mogoth. So, I feel fine.
>>323402958
He's toast.
>>323418407
Sil? PCB? Vanilla?
>>323416284
RIP Bourbon, died like a bitch on the rails
>>323402958
THE NEPHALEM AY YO BABY
>smite
Uhhh.... there is no main character, but I guess I could go Nox. If so, he has no fucking chance at all
>>323402958
How fucked am I? About 0%.
>>323404813
What is this?
>>323418157
>>323418395
It's true
Dad Shitshow, mother a retarded tart with no sense of indepedence.
GF/Fiance/Wife-To-Be stillbirths their daughter, the gilt causes a rift in their relationship, they break up. She's killed in a car accident 2 years afterward. He's properly miserable now
Sister gets Diagnosed with an advanced stage of Cancer, he mag-dumps his wealth into saving her life (Succeeds thankfully) continues to support her health with his wealth, takes severe pay-cuts for crew of Matrix Film, and to allow a work-along with DeNiro.
none of it's bullshit.
>>323418637
my nigger, doubt Wick stands a chance against my Wizard
The fucker's mince meat.
>Dirt Showdown driver.
Bye guys.
>>323402958
>Bayonetta
I'll be fine.
>>323402958
But he was shit. He almost died three times in the movie and only survived because of plot convenience.
>>323416474
>unranked warframe
Rank isn't increased by affinity for nothing, it only measures how good the operator is with a given frame
Pretty sure a conscious frame from the orokin era would just shit on the universe
Pretty safe I'd guess
>>323402958
>Jack the Ripper
I dunno, does John Wick have nano-machines?
>>323416474
>still playing grindframe
you have to let it go man, you have to move on
>>323414365
FUCKING PIZZA
>>323404910
>not greatest chink warrior in the land lu bu
Granted the every time he swears allegiance to someone he ultimately betrays
>>323413939
>BAH GAWD
>>323402958
>wow
think I was on my orc warrior, I'm feeling reasonably confident
>>323402958
arcane build on bloodborne. Thing is he couldn't kill the hunter but he could just shoot me and then die by the hunter.
Sorry, John. You stand no chance.
Adam Jensen boii. I am safer than safe.
>>323404983
>legendary assassin with a gun vs. A kid with a knife
Kek
>>323404617
John Wick shot up a church.
RIP in pizza.
>>323409919
I think that Overkill wanted Keanu in because of Point Break, and just took what they could get.
>>323405398
Mercer survived a nuke. Cole gets defeated by puddles and chain link fences.
>>323402958
Whyy are people here so obsessed with what's basically just John Woo-lite? You'd think half of you fags have never even seen a Chow Yun-Fat film.
>>323402958
A random faceless clone jobber. I'm moderately fucked.
Fuck
I'll be alright!
Nigga better be ready to get juggled.
>>323411203
That's because John Wick's weakness is hand to hand combat. I can believe it.
>>323402958
Dead? Can Faith take Wicks gun?
![penumbra-overture_episode-one_05081612[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h3t5mCJ.jpg "penumbra-overture_episode-one_05081612[1].jpg")
Philip is not a bad person but I'm fucked nevertheless
>>323424051
No. RIP.
>>323402958
>IDEALS, JOHN
Not fucked at all>implying Armstrong wasn't the hero
Ok, but what character would provide the most entertaining fight with John Wick? Hitman is already a good one
How am i supposed to survive when i can't even drive the damn thing
>>323424272
Someone with batman style combat.
>>323405423
Your squad would literally shoot at John Wick, miss entirely, blow up your house, your car, and your shoot your best friend in the house and then panic and shoot you in the balls.
You're fucked. John wouldn't have to do shit.
![Zero_the_Kamikaze_Squirrel_(SNES)_05[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/s4r0Apr.png "Zero_the_Kamikaze_Squirrel_(SNES)_05[1].png")
Bring it
>>323402958
john wick is pretty fucked then because the postal dude has a nuke
Just started this movie up, never seen it before.
What am I in for?
>>323426094
just watch it you fucktard
Commander Shepard would destroy John Wick
>>323426534ok
John Marsten can use dead eye and kill John Dick
>>323406287
you'd have to summon your titan first
you're fucked, friendo
>>323414490
>That pic
Fuck man he's lived a hard life.Keanu would be perfect to play Snake.
>>323417789
>>323417815
>>323417875
>>323418095
You stupid fucking kids. 47 isn't human, he's a genetic result of the better soldiers / killers on the planet. Your meme actor wouldn't stand five fucking seconds in any regards whatsoever.
There's no competition here.
>>323402958
Oh god please save me you sexy Attorney.
>Payday 2
>John Wick
forty keks
>>323402958
desu senpai, i'm not worried about it.
>>323404983
>Either Frisk gets wrecked or the entire world gets destroyed.
Nice.
> Big Punished Medic Venom Snake Boss
He won't scatter my sorrow to the heartless sea.
Not sure if Spaz would be able to protect me, but I believe in you little buddy
>>323423807
Lightening is 5 times hotter than a nuke, Cole fought and destroyed the beast, Cole can summon an almighty thunderstorm. Cole> mercer
my arma3 ironman pilgrimage guy.
He just died to taking on a full sized squad of paratroopers with no other gear than a GPS and pistol.
Got 5 of them down, but damn they know their suppressive fire.
The last game I played was TF2 as engineer.
We would be drinking beers and lounging behind his sentry, waiting for Wick to show his face and get blown apart.
My Flynn is gonna megidolaon his ass
>Fletcher from Hard Reset
Hes fucked
>>323418991
Parasite in city
The Courier. Giving myself 10% odds of making it through this.
>>323403984
Does Hoxton really shit on every crew member? I only ever heard him talk shit about Houston
>>323414201
The guy you send to kill the boogeyman.
>>323408242
Dude has blackouts and starts painting 15ft high ceilings with blood. So no, since he'll be painting with your (and Wick's) blood
>>323402958
Jay See Denton, in da fresh. I'm fine.
>>323402958
Far cry 3
Jason brody shoots him from three kilometers away using an AMR.
Or injects himself with the invincibility syringe and takes him on in a gun fight.
Or Armored core for answer
A yellow 25 meter tall mech that can break the sound barrier going sideways empties several tons of munitions on him. while supersonic. The entire building collapses.
Then we both die of kojima radiation.
>>323402958
Venom Snake.
Wick is already fultoned and pledged alliance to DD
I think I am very safe.
Let's go, pham
is senpai still filtered?
Not good.
I was just playing Payday 2 as John Wick so is it John Wick vs John Wick or is John Wick going to commit suicide?
>>323429816
He only shits on Houston with the call lines but during Hox Breakout, Hoxton does indeed give the other members shit for letting him get put in prison.
Given Houston calls Hox "Limpdick" now when you call for him. I think it sorta evens out.
I'm pretty sre Scorpion and Subzero can destroy that fag
Divinity original sin enhanced edition.
>A Master level Witch with back up Geo and Pyromancer spells
>A master level glass cannon crossbow man
>A Two handed master level swordsman
>A master level water and air healer wizard
Try my fucking team if you want, bitch nigga
the protag of Attack on titan.
just played the fan game made in unreal engine, not that unity crap
