I'm not learnt on the newest lore so i have to ask; Why did DOA introduce a twelve y.o into the mix?
>>323387905
Who's the 12 year old?
>>323387905
she's 18
Why does every doa thread start with the shittiest girl in the OP?
>>323387905
To piss off the swedes, mostly
>>323387905
To appeal to the pedophile demographic. Also she's totally 18 and not at all underage. *wink wink*
She's 18
by asian standards she looks her age
>>323388146
Because she's the face of the series now. It's like complaining that most Neptunia threads start with Neptune.
>>323388146
>Hitomi
brotha!
>>323388257
if steven universe can get away with their lesbians saying they dont have gender then 5000 year old loli is also acceptable
>>323388345
She's clearly not asian
Virtual characters don't have age retard
She's 18 and cute. Cute!
>>323388257
>pedophile
>implying
Chances are, if Marie Rose is on a cover, then Honoka is right next to her. Try telling me with a straight face that Honkers appeals to pedophiles as well.
>>323389163
She looks pretty young for 18. I'd guess 14.
Because DOA is basically softcore porn. I guess they felt like they got enough busty girls in the game already.
>>323389489
True. I'm surprised it took so long for a character like Marie Rose to be added.
>>323388612
heil
>>323388003
>>323388101
13 actually but "18" officially
>Short, babyface girl
>She can't be older than 18
I swear you nerds try to make fun of weebs for being pedophiles but you don't know many women yourselves.
>>323389192
What? Nobody was talking about Honkers, you're the first person to bring her up. Also no of course she isn't going to appeal to pedos what with her her large breasts, child bearing hips, and meaty thighs. While Marie practically looks like a girl going through puberty.
>>323388101
This baka desu senpai
They added a legit character so they had to throw in some extra pandering with Marie and Honoka.
>>323387905
I don't understand why she doesn't have any Swedish outfits yet?
We've had this thread a million times on this sub
>>323387905
>twelve year old
About that...
>>323387905
>The postergirls for the New DOAX are a swede schoolgirl that looks like a 12 year old and a jap schoolgirl who somehow has bigger tits than 2 grown american women in their mid 20's
>>323390779
woo
>>323391279
>sub
should be an instant global ban now, new unfunny forced reddit meme.
fuck off
>>323391265
You fuck off.
>>323389973
>>323391398
Gee, I'm glad DOA is finally becoming more and more like a shitty anime. When's the catgirls and literally 700 year old little girls gonna show up?
>>323391010
Huh,10/10 confirmed
>>323392140
How do bunnygirl outfits and a 1000 year old demon that looks to be 20-something strike you?
>>323391279
sub should be word filtered by now
shut up and post your women faggots quit talking about underage swedish coal burners.
>you will never be in a pure and loving relationship with Nyotengu
doa5 has been on PC for a long time now.
why did nothing good ever come of those HQ character models?
>>323392863
>HQ models
the models werent any better
>>323391398
>small/flat breast and cowtits are the most popular
This is amazing, thank God we finally moved on from boring ass middle ground
>>323387905
Because demographic must be filled. DOA needed the pedo audience so there for now we have Marie.
>>323387905
I don't get it. I've met 25 year old swedes who look like this. Why is this a problem? Or does every fucking country outside of northern europe look like shit?
>>323392140
DOA has always been anime as fuck newshit.
>>323388146
He didn't start it with Rachel though.
>>323391010
Because Full-Body Burqas aren't sexy enough for fighting games.
>>323391010
Her in a modified swedish folk dress would be nice.
>my face when I searched for it on google for an image and got a modified one into a burka
God dammit, Islam.
>>323393997
nice try
kraut kills the thread
applause for the kraut
>>323398386
Truly best girl, danke
>>323398498
>>323387905
because japan is full of perverts and pedos that feel constant urge to express their weird fetishes in everything
>>323398870
>complains about perverted things in fucking DOA
Also it's funny considering people think other people who play this are weird
Time for some late night hot chocolate
nein
>>323402093
No thank you, I'll have some strawberry flavored milk instead.
>>323387905
She's 14 actually.
>>323402704
MOAR (please?)
>>323402502
Why do all the girls look better with short hair?
>>323403247
That costume has got to be the best costume in game.
>>323403247
does the cutest Kraut have this costume too?
>>323403129
Sorry anon, I don't have any more of the two together,I don't really frequent these threads desu
I hope some kind anons deliver.
>>323404752
Much obliged anon
>>323388245
explain further
All the girls are lovely and I wanna marry all of them.
>>323387905
She's Helena's servant, apparently.
>>323407346
9/10 face and body
2/10 accent
Where does this leave her?
>>323407780
A French Semen Demon.
>>323392140
>finally becoming more like anime
You literally know nothing about DoA.
The series has had super ninjas, clones, ghost clones, cyborgs, and mythical creatures since 2.
Marie and Honoka are some of the least ridiculous shit in the series.
>>323407780
>playing in english
>>323407780
>2/10 accent
Dude you are crazy. Her ridiculous over the top accent is hot as fuck.
which bundesliga team would hitomi support?
>inb4 BUYern munich
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Hey guys I finally updated to 1.04 but I'm getting a black screen and nothing else when I start the game. Has anybody had this issue? I'm on Win 10.
>>323387905
My question is why didn't 12 year olds show up sooner?
>>323390295
Do you think anyone who plays these games (or posts on 4chan, for that matter) actually goes outside?
>>323412045
Because before DOA5 Kasumi, Ayane and Hitomi had babyfaces and smaller body proportions.
>>323389223
>>323390295
>implying Marie Rose is underage
https://howhot.io/
>>323412798
>Do you think anyone who plays these games (or actually goes outside?
No, duh. You must have not met many DoA fans in person. It was a very popular game in the arcades.
>C89 just happened
>no Marie doujins in sight
Come on Japan, I know you're fucking holding out on them porn
>>323413532
Marie needs to step up her game.
>>323413728
There are doujins for DOA?
>>323414110
http://exhentai.org/g/845782/6cbd32c0a7/
>>323413728
Was there anySkullgirls stuff?
>>323413483
I'm playing DOAXBV on my Xbox and Hitomi literally looks like she's 12, a lot of newfags to the series and people who haven't played the older games for a while forget how young everyone looked.
>>323414261
Did you remove your capacitor?
Was it as easy as people say and what size torx do you need to open the fucker my torx set apparently is missing that size.
>>323414261
>I'm playing DOAXBV on my Xbox and Hitomi literally looks like she's 12,
That's why her age is question marks.
>>323415163
Whoops, posted the wrong picture.
>Actually want to know the lore
>No one answers op's question and focuses on age
Niggers
>>323391010
Because Swedish women's fashion is getting thrown right out the window in the name of embracing burqas while ignoring that it's an opressive garnment rather than a conscious choice.
>>323416137
>Because Swedish women's fashion is getting thrown right out the window in the name of embracing burqas
Sauce?
>>323410885
Nevermind I figured it out. Thanks for nothing fuckheads.
>>323407074
>Submit to, marry, kill, fuck, fuck, submit to, kill, fuck, fuck
>Kill, fuck, submit to and marry, marry, kill, marry, marry twice just to be sure, submit to, kill
>>323416381
Yes, lots of sauce when she receives her government-mandated cultural enrichment.
>>323417781
>That one autist who feel the need to rate everything
>>323387905
Because they knew they could get away with it and perverts would buy it just for the novelty. A little more notoriety
>>323393624
Americans have problems with cute women.
>>323418697
top zozzle m8
>/v/ prefers ugly titcows
Shit taste extraordinaire.
>>323419141
They keep getting BLACKED
Or ZACKED
>>323419272
name one thing bad about breasts
and it better not be "little girls can't have them"
>>323417543
Looks shit taste as usual.
>>323419349
>better not be "little girls can't have them"
I dunno. These days with all the hormones in people's food, that might not really be true. Not everyone likes XBOX HUEG tits.
>>323392863
If you can't enjoy all the SFM porn that came out of it, you have only yourself to blame.
