Which one of these starter Pokemon should i lick?
>>323320117
*pick
with the most hot
>>323320117
Chespin is trash
Finnekin is cute
Froakie is power
>>323320117
the one that smogon banned.
i already said true answer
>>323320117
the frog because he evolves into a badass ninja frog with a tongue scarf.
>>323320541
which one did those faggots ban now? was it the protean greninja?
>>323320117
Not Chespin.
>>323320721
Yes. Smogon went overboard with bans in ORAS.
>>323320721
>Even questioning it's anything other than Protean Greninja.
>>323320541
smogon is a fucking joke, the only real competitive scene in Pokemon is VGC.
Anyway, Water types are always GOAT, so pick Froakie. (It isn't OP without its hidden ability so you are just getting a Decent Water type).
>>323321069
Doubles suck.
Pick neither and replay gold/silver and pick chikorita.
>>323320117
Look at that Fennekin what a fucking slut.
Pick it so you can fuck it
Fox
>>323320830
i think OU just means "pokemon that we happen to like" where as ubers only means "pokemon we hate but are still good so we ban them"
fuck those faggots.
>>323321153
i think you mean cyndaquil
>>323320117
Lick Fennekin's butthole.
>>323321153
>great gen pick
>shit starter pick
He's trying to have fun anon. Not get get stuck with the worst starter of all time
Ok, well mostly everyone is saying Froakie, so froakie it will be
Thanks. I've been stuck on picking the starter Pokemon ever since the game came out.
>>323320721
No, it's Magician Delphox
Of course it's Protean Greninja
>>323320475
>Chespin is trash
Bait harder faggot. Greninja is only good with its DW ability and the fox is always useless. Chespin is objectively the best Starter.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AuAeecj.png "latest[1].png")
Pick Chespin because his final evo design is the best out of all 3.
>>323321761
The game came out 2 yrs ago anon. Christ, wheres a slowpoke pic when you need one?
>>323320117
Chespin is based on the spiked chesnut, so licking that is right out. You'll poke you're tongue.
Fennekin is furry, so you'll get fur in your mouth potentially.
Froakie is smooth and easy to lick, but we all know that licking toads gives you warts.
I'd say just lick Fennekin on the nose or something, if you absolutely have to, but the better choice would be to not lick ANY of them.
Pick Water if you want to have a good time
Pick Fire if you are edgy
Pick Grass if you are a masochist
This has been the rule since the beginning
>>323320117
go back to your room
>>>/vp/
>>323322369
Toads don't give you warts, that myth is fake.
I'll lick and pick froakie. Thanks for the advice guys
>>323322438
>masochist
if the games had actual difficulty, maybe
>>323320117
obviously the frog you might get a high
>>323322438
>gen 1 grass
>masochist
>>323323201
>They're all shit, Gen 6 is shit, you are shit, and let me bring out my charts to tell you why
No thank you
>>323322438
>implying there is any difference in difficulty with starters
> Fennekin is a fuckable feral fox
> Which evolves into a fuckable biped fox.
> Which evolves into a fluffy, milfy humanoid fox.
Those fucking nips sure know what they're doing.
>>323323637
>>323323801
>>323323991
I don't care about facts, my point is Water is better
>>323324048
this to be honest family
>>323320117
If you're going for power, Chespin is the strongest choice until you get better options later. It gets Rollout which cleans up the first gym better than the other 2 starters regardless of Chespin's type disadvantage.
>>323324681
>>323324048
As sexualized as delphox and braixen get....
I honestly just want to fuck a slutty fennekin instead.
post moar
>>323324048
>sexualizing the phox line
There isn't even a term for how bad you are.
>>323320117
Froakie to try and get high.
>>323325469
They're already sexual, I'm just being a honest degenerate and admitting I'd fuck those portable, living, fox-themed fleshlights.
