Do you think female trainers ever used machoke for... you know...s*x?
This sort of shitposting belongs on >>>/vp/. Please leave and make room for more twitter drama and e-celeb wankery.
>>323270574
Do you think male trainers ever used female machoke for... you know...s*x?
When machop evolves into machoke he develops the belt/underwear. Is that just a weird skin growth? gross
Six what?
>>323270798
this one
>>323270781
no, he grows a big ass dick and nintendo had to cover it up somehow
Thinly veiled furry thread is thinly veiled.
>>323270574
if the gym has anything to say, probably.
Males definitely though.
>>323270742
>female machoke
those don't exist dumbass.
>>323270826
Dude fucking what
>>323271054
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK0X3Ql56XE
>>323271038
There's a 25% chance of them being female.
>>323271038
>>323271168
God damnit...
>>323270574
you mean this six
>>323271213
So 25% of them arelewd?
>>323270574
Highly unlikely since pokemon reproduce via eggs i doubt any of them have any sexual urges outside of just fertilizing the eggs that their mates lay.
>>323270574
>having sex with a pokemon that's basically just a human
what a fucking waste
>>323270574
Yes. This is canon art.
>>323270781
The black part is skin, the belt is an actual belt.
>>323271296
No, retard, 75% of them are lewd
>>323271356
But when they evolve from machop the belt is already there, it's part of their body.
>>323270826
Why'd I open that?
>>323271470
Why did man travel to the moon?
>>323270843
delete your post in shame
>>323271351
>This is canon art.
Nothing is canon outside the games and this shit never happened in any of the games.
>>323271454
Sometimes when Pokemon evolve they magically get items or other Pokemon attached to them.
Do you think male trainers ever use jynx for fellatio?
>>323271598
they also sometimes spawn an entire extra pokemon when they evolve the laws of physics don't apply to these things.
>>323270781
>Gardevour's "dress" is really just giant flaps of loose skin
gross
>>323271168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
>>323271742
would you? because i sure as hell wouldn't.
Which male pokemons would be best for sex?
>>323271762
Some of them already have children when they're born.
>>323271830
Why have just one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0CS8Js2H4
>>323270574
it's officially confirmed that there are cafes ran by machamp where women can stare at their muscles all day.
Also they don't wear black speedos, that's just a skin pattern.
>>323271826
Fucking fag
>>323271883
some of them already have the skull of their mother as soon as they hatch from their egg.
>>323272007
Is she poking Earthworm Jim?
>>323271960
>it's officially confirmed
Nothing is canon outside the games and no such cafes exist inside the games.
>>323272007
The fuck pokemon is that supposed to be?
>>323272108
it's canon bitch
http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/
>>323272007
>she only likes buffed guys
>>323272115
Sawk
>>323271960
Do you think they have Pokemon maid cafes?
>tfw Machoke/Machamp are basically black males ie. superb physical specimen that get all the female attention
>>323272087
>>323272115
It's a sawk
Are gardevoirs used as dairy producers on a regular basis?the answer is yes
>>323272197
nonsense
>>323272087
that was my immediate thought
>>323272220
There's many nigger reference pokemons but machokes and machamps aren't one of them.
>>323272181
>http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/
NOTHING is canon outside the games.
I think blue haired girl was saved by a machamp as a child explaining her obession with them but I don't know about the other two
fishlips might just like being swole and little schoolgirl probably wants to be raped by one
>>323272402
Stop misusing that word please, it's called s*x.
>>323272360
sounds like you're just mad you're getting cucked by a machamp
>>323272220
keep dreaming, nigger.
>>323271957
Bookmarked.
>>323270574
oh I think so my friend ;)
>>323270574
He doesn't have a dick. Look at his crotch and you'll will plainly see there is no bulge whatsoever. Also it's never been confirmed that Pokemon actually have sex before they make an egg.
>>323272220
You mean Jynx right? I bet they give great blowjobs.
>>323272459
I can't be cucked by a fictional character.
sounds like you're just mad that your shitty fanfiction isn't canon.
>>323272596
So they make the egg and do it afterwards?
>>323272541
>http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/
>>323272220
(You)
>>323272220
>slaves who are bound to their masters will
yep. sounds like a black male alright
>>323272596
>what is a strap-on
>>323272504
>>323272809
>>323272220
Except there are actual black people in the pokemon world. Hell in X/Y i'm actually playing as a black dude.
>>323271830
zangoose
>>323270798
i think you know what, anon
I want to wife a pokemon
>>323273331
not that pokemon though
>>323273331
Who wouldn't?
>>323273331
>wanting to fuck wild animals when the entire universe is full of underage qts with zero law enforcement presence.
/v/ really has gone to shit
>>323270940
roselia is my favorite pokemon but there is no way in hell i'm going to read that
>>323273408
Why not that pokemon
>>323273467
This loser >>323273476
>>323273201
that's a brown person, not a black person. Aside from dark skin you have no negroid features.
>>323273476
>with zero law enforcement presence.
Nigga have you seen what officer Jenny can do to mothafuckas?
>>323273648
>needs help half the time
>never arrests team rocket
>>323271824
>LUBBY CHUDDER LUBBY CHUDDER LUBBY CHUDDER
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>323272894
Not blacks - stinky niggers. Chimps.
>>323273476
>zero law enforcement presence
>>323273618
nah it's a black person.
possibly mixed since the mom stays white even with a black MC but still black none the less.
What bug pokemon would you raise a family with?
>>323271830
>greninja
hate to break it to you anon but frogs don't have dicks
>>323273556
it's nice and all but it's not this one is my reasoning
>>323273805
I would rather be part of her family.
>>323273767
Remember all those officers on mount moon? On any of the routes between towns? IN the fucking ocean when you battle the swimmers? Face it. if you aren't int eh confines of the town and you happen upon toddlers amy and amelia and they want to battle, it is up to you how that conversation ends.
>>323273767
those cops don't do shit unless it's night time. and even then all they can be bothered to do is threaten ten year old kids instead of stopping actual criminals. So they are actually a lot like real cops.
>>323272894
Sauce
>>323272894
>naming that file anything but SHITHOLE REMODELING
shameful, anon
>>323273837
I suppose I can accept that line of thought
>>323273837
>having the worst taste possible
>>323270826
Ohh for fuck sake, it's not even lunch yet and i'm already teeming with disgust
>>323273805
the one you posted, anon
>>323273805
>>323274110
>not even lunch
it's three in the fucking morning
>>323274008
I thank you for respecting my opinion and hope you happiness with your wifed pokemon
>>323274272
Technically, it still isn't lunch.
>>323274272
>>323272220
>>323274705
>>323273805
Which Pokemon would yougo out for a fancy dinner with?
>>323273805
leavanny is cute! cuuute!!!
>>323275018
I just want to fug cute pokegirls.
>>323272319
Mine too
>>323275018
Arcanine would be fucking awkward, so I'll go with noivern.
>>323274705
>>323275194
He was so close though, too bad I took his 6
>>323275585
>mawile sewing machine
i need it
Would you Azumarryll an Azumarill?
>>323276138
>thick fat
nah pham
man, I just realized how truly terrible /vp/'s mods are
>>323278403
/vp/ in general hasn't been worth a shit since XY released
