ITT: We try and create the worst game possible
>>323064512
>Removes Nintendo label on the box
There, the worst game possible.
Molyneux in charge of ideas
Schafer in charge of money managment
>Crowdfunded
It's entirely underwater
>>323064691
I would like to see a Molyneux+Schafer game, the development of that would be a beautiful trainwreck.
>>323064512
indie dev open world survival
>>323065175
Crowdfunded and early access
Open world survival action rpg early access with pay2win content, spiritual successor to that old game you liked.
>>323064970
Actually, that combo wouldn't result in a bad game.Because it would never be released in the first place.
Every conversation has at least one meme
you play as this guy
>>323064512
Is there a backup of these videos?
>>323065538
steampunk roguelike
>>323064691
Todd in charge of promises
Developed by Yukes
What is he going to do to that lasagna eating cat.
>>323066230
randomly generated using only 5 biomes each with 3 pre-fab pieces
the game takes 100 hours to beat
>>323066121
Just type in lasanga cat on youtube
>that one with the final fantasy parody
The objective is to count sand on this beach.
>anime
>nothing but cut scenes
>episodic
>with season pass
>and DoA tier DLC costume pricing
>capped at 30fps
>windows 10 exclusive
>with online connectivity required for play despite being single player
>both the intro splash screens and credits after each episode are unskippable and laden with terrible jpop
>and must quit the game to the title screen before you can actually select to exit the application
There.
>>323066652I like it
>>323064512
A game where you play as a WW2 solider being sent to Normandy with fellow soldiers. But the game requires you to talk to the seemingly perfect AI that's able to have consistent conversations with you. You laugh, you cry, you share stories but they never believe your playing a video nor from the future. You make best buddies even though your extremely unsocial and they accept you. In the end they die as your doing CPR on them and give you a cowboy bebop ending. Oh and this game has no second playthrough or save scumming. It completely bricks at the end.
>>323067250
Sounds like a telltale game
kickstarter project released to early access on steam before shutting down partway through early access (no refunds) to become a PSN exclusive, requiring Uplay account (yes on a PS4), molyneux and Todd in charge of promising gameplay elements, Mr Shitface in charge of financial matters, Burch in charge of writing, always online open-world sandbox survival "rougelike" adopting a "retro" art style "visceral cinematic experience" in a walloping 22 frames per second "for the players" in a "story fit for the realities of the current year" about a transdragon-harrierjumpjet-kin muffinskrumplegender who quests draplamuffinself on a mobility scooter to save the peaceful LGBTARHLTDHJKMSGtriarchy of Becauseit's2016ville from the dark (but white skinned) forces of oppreshun.
Nolan north voices everybody in the game, including your "free spirited" fairy (actual fairy, also gay) sidekick who interjects at every opportunity to read live tweets from the hashtag #killallwhitemen, which you must then retweet using the built in mandatory social media intergration or start from the begining again because it's clear you haven't listened and believed the 20 minute unskippable intro movie presented by Anita about the dangers of free thinking (dubbed over by Nolan North in falsetto)
>>323067131
on more sip of coffee would probably be a mistake
cue the nightmares
>>323067131
The finale fantasy one is underrated because people consider the joke dated, it has one of the best slams against Davis.
>>323066031
>not wanting a sidescrolling snifit shoot-em-up
>>323068929
>DAVIS has joined your party
>press Skills
>error buzzer
>>323064512
>what is undertale?
>>323064512
>>323066121
>>323066486
>>323067131
>>323068929
Alternate solution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
