how far can you get /v/? if you find yourself looping drop to another person on your list
>>323047708
4 clicks for me by the way
3
6
>>323048285
This.
5
>>323047708
Five clicks here. Neat.
>>323047708
5
I had no idea steam levels go that high.
I wonder if those people even enjoy games, or if they just buy to idle and trade cards
>>323047708
1
9 clicks.
I keep ending up in China
5
Who the fuck is this guy and why should I care?
what the fuck are you guys talking about
>4 clicks
The fuck? Who is this guy?
>>323047708
>>323047708
Only 3 clicks but jesus christ. How do you even get that high? Do you just mass buy cards? How much money must've been spent to reach 900.
>>323049592
I'm pretty sure one of my friends only buys games for the badges. He has 1467 games.
>>323047708
Is this like that wikipedia game where every second link eventually goes to Philosophy?
7 clicks.
I wonder how much fucking time you have to invest into stupid steam shit to get your level that high.
>>323047708
From level 7 (me) to 36 to 106 to 463 to PalmDesert
thats 4
Who is this westaboo?
>>323047708
2 clicks
Also
>Put all that effort into a steam e-peen
>don't even bother to set up a profile
>>323047708
I don't have friends.
7
At first, around three clicks, I saw "104" and I thought "Man, maybe my guy is higher than Palm."
No, no, I was wrong.
>>323047708
Is Steam just a /v/ themed Facebook?
Two clicks
that was easy
>>323050736
Yep
From his profile:
>Japanese, Male, Common ppl, No skill, 34 yo Tokyo, Japan
>(links and credits to the Yellow Submarine by the Beatles)
>I cannot understand English very well, but it's not a big deal to me.
>Just a gaming dude. It's me.
>Never get to ShitDesert
feels good man
>friends
>>323050736
Its facebook for autists.
7. It would've been less but there is a level 101 faggot with a private profile who was the highest on two people.
>>323047708
It just loops back to my highest levelled friend.
>>323047708
3 clicks.
It was level 82 to 98 to Palm Desert.
One!
Tw-hooo!
Thrrreee!*Crunch*
>>323048285
Same
3
>>323050503
hes just a gaming dude
9
also he's level 914 at the moment, what happens if you reach a thousand
10, had one dead end though
>>323051164
Gaben makes your one wish come true.
3 clicks
>>323047708
3 clicks...holy fuck.
>>323051037
FOR THREE
>>323047708
4... WTF?
I looped.
2. This guy's like Kevin Bacon.
1
:)
8.
>>323050503
>time
You mean money, take a look at his sale badges.
Not a lot, 5K USD should do it, but that is a waste of money, even if you are a millionaire.
0
He's on my friends list.
7 clicks, but I had to go around a dude with a private profile.
>tfw I'm level 6 and don't give a shit
>>323051164
Is there an emblem for 1000? Are valve gonna have to make one just for this gaming dude.
>having steam friends
normies out
>>323051686
that would be 1
0 is when you are palm desert
>>323051307
what if it's HL3?
>>323051725
After the hundreds of dollars in pure profit this guy has given to valve, they better.
>Men like these are the reason why Valve will never ever work on Half life 3.
>>323051878
>>323048285
Thirded
I end up in an endless loop after 6 clicks
>>323050918
What's wrong with having a private profile?
palmdesert
>rich
>fluent in japanese and english
>plays guitar
>listens to great music
>watches best anime
why is he so perfect?
technically infinite, I am my highest level friend's highest level friend and neither of us have it
Japanese Kevin Bacon.
>have a tight group of friends, only 5 on steam
>palm desert is still only 6 clicks away.
What the fuck.
5 clicks, 7 if you count one loop.
Who the fuck is palm desert and why did I reach him so fast?
i gave up after 20, why should my friends have this guy friended anyways?
2. I knew he'd be on ChrisG's list before I even clicked him.
70,691 Items Owned
5,471 Trades Made
380,993 Market Transactions
How is this possible without a bot?
>>323052719
>without a bot?
That's where you go wrong
>>323049592
>le eric single hit d00d
end yourself
5
could probably be less but some fgt was private
>>323047708
4
>>323053015
>it's bad because it's popular
fuck off /a/.
3 clicks
I'm in the big leagues bros
Got 5
>>323053215
It's bad because it's bland "wow look he's so strong and he doesn't even try lol he's so epic dude". Even Dragon Ball isn't this retarded.
7 for me
>>323049592
yeah, i don't get it
i can understand that some badges are cool to have, im level 18 because f that and im probably going to be like level 27 when i get my level 5 and foil nuclear throne badges
but i've seen some people that just buys shitty games because they have cards, ionly get badges for games that i really like and complete
>clicking
>get this
it's over
>>323053602
but that's funny.
8 Clicks.
3 clicks then private profile
>>323053602
Any fuckin thing can sound bad if you trivialize it the way you do.
>He broke the 900 lvl
>Almost 1500 friends
Sweet holy fuck.
Also
>Looping between me and highest friend
>Next down first one is a private profile
>>323050861
of course its a jap
>>323048285
Same.
What is this guy
>I cannot understand English very well, but it's not a big deal to me.
>Just a gaming dude. It's me.
>>323047708
7. Huh. Surprised cause my entire friends list is real life friends.
This must be like the video game version of degrees of separation from kevin bacon
5, interesting
>>323054468
He has the highest level in Steam.
4, I'm surprised
>>323053602
>I completely missed the point
Good job you're dumber than the average retard
>>323047708
6 and I came across 3 VAC bans on the way.
Holy shit I didn't even know there were people above lvl 100, let alone fucking 800 or 900.
Got in a loop after 4 clicks
2
jesus christ thats spooky
I'm on the top of all of my friend's lists.
Outside of one guy. Five clicks.
Only 2
I have a lvl 58 friend, that has a lvl 73 one that has him. Didn't check all the levels but he was the highest one conected
>>323047708
>took 1 profile click to find palm desert one someone's friend list
jesus fuck
>>323047708
5. It escalated really quickly. 62 to 200 real quick. Does this guy own every fucking game?
Jesus.
7 clicks
>>323055683
>10 year old profile
>4.2 MILLION XP
>$11.7-39.5K Dollars
>4.6K games
>Not played over half of them
>Played 11K hours
>5.6 hours on average per game
Sweet. Fucking. Jesus.
No one on my friends list has Palm Desert, nor do their friends, but I found this faggot
steamcommunity /id/ Sparlight_Twikle
>>323055894
>>323055683
>some westaboo who only really plays for steam levels has more average play time than I do.
I really hate my job.
>>323052258
>watching anime
Not even close to perfect
how come all high levels are always fucking anime weeblords?
2 clicks. Me (23) to 49, to 92, to autism
>>323056149
Gaming has a high correlation to autism much like anime
>>323055683
This is me for reference. I have no idea how the "average price per hour" is computed though. Seems way too high for me.
>>323056431
>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video
>>323047708
20. Hit a dead end half way through.
7.
>17 (me)
>53
>94
>54
>482
>624
>800
>Palm Desert
I'm not confused as to how they got that high, I'm just confused as to how they know each other.
>>323056094
Don't feel bad you silly boy, he surely idles his games instead of "playing them" to get the cards.
>>323047708
I got stuck in an infinite loop of friends and cannot reach Palm Desert.
>>323047708
3 clicks.
Dick-Ass Thief > Knopfdruckoffizier > Palm Desert
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>323056660
I think it's a matter of community. If you have a high steam level you'll probably add other people with high steam levels.
Seven.
Jesus this fucking guy
>>323047708
4
Holy shit is this the "7 degrees of Pal Desert"?
>>323056606
Fuck you
>>323055683
If someone reached level 1000 before him, would he kill himself?
What reason a man could have to waste such amount of money of a virtual number other than give some meaning to a otherwise meaningless life?
>57 Perfect Games
That's nice. Or does he just unlock them with some program?
>>323050157
Highest level on steam
>>323051685
>five thousand dollars wasted on video games you likely didn't even really play or enjoy
>not a lot
Inb4poorfag
"Get to Palm Desert"
what
>>323057593
http://steamcommunity.com/id/palmdesert/inventory/
>>323057580
you probably spent 5k or more in games as well, you just don't have steam to remind you of it
>>323047708
7 clicks
what the fuck
who is this guy
why is he connected to everyone ever
I'm fucking br
all my friends are br
and somehow it still led to this faggot
>>323056606
same here
am i retarded?
>>323057839
>He doesn't have a Crystal Skull or a Red Imp Mask
What a pleb.
>>323057839
Oh I thought this was like Southern California or something.
>>323047708
Tomorrow this will be the most visited thread on reddit
The day after there will be a image of this on 9gag
Day after that /v/ will claim how they hate this game and what a stupid fucking thing it is
4, what the fuck.
0
sufficiently spooked now
5
∞, I have no Steam friends
>>323047708
4 clickerinos
>>323052258
>Great music
>Beatles
Yeah sure thing grandpa.
>>323047708
literally cant do it
>guy has 735 friends
>Palm Desert not on it
Yeah not going though that shit.
>>323059578
You know friends are sorted by level right
>>323059896
Not in the steam client.
>>323060062
But of course they are
>>323060062
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>323060182
>>323060215
Perhaps I'm looking at the wrong page.
6
>>323060662
Oh, I see now. It's sorted on the prior page.
>>323057929
>didn't make sensible piracy choices
wow, look at that guy
What the fuck?
dunno who he is, but three
>>323047708
I'm clearly not gonna get very far.
6.
7
I got there in 7
>>323047708
5 clicks.
He's got good taste in video games at least.
>>323062638
but shit taste in music
>noise
>industrial
>doom
>>323061565
Same here.
>>323058393
op here
i already posted thos the first time on reddit and got serious gold. someone else can do it this time. i suggest it
>>323062808
all patrician genres that a pleb such as yourself could never appreciate
But I don't have anyone on my friends list.
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One clickI know him IRL
>8 clicks
ran into some private profiles
>>323050660
if you hit that just re-try, happened to me too
>>323063735
>industrial is a genre
1
i added him as friend when i got to him in 3 clicks
>>323064327
that is correct
>>323064408
is lo-fi a genre too?
>>323064483
not that I'm aware of no
5
>no friends
FUCK YOU
>>323064483
>>323064327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-RdsIst6p4
quintessential industrial metal band
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Got a few loops, but this seems to be the shortest path. Also on the way got some StrikeR guy with level 800.
11. china here. he on china steam to ! O.O
>>323047708
Took me 11
>>323064554
That's because it's a style to apply, like industrial.
>industrial (style)
>noise (genre)
>industrial noise (sub-genre)
>>323064775
Please stop shilling meal.
3 clicks
What a popular guy
6
4
What's wrong with these faggots? I should delete the faggot on my list who has the highest level.
>>323064943
you literally don't even know what shill means lmoa
10
7.
>>323065052
Shill means pushing something, encouraging it, supporting it, etc.
>>323065052
Who is Imoa?
>>323065365
which I was not doing, I was showing what industrial sounds like you fucking sperg
>>323065365
Are you making a funny
>>323047708
5
Am I somebody?
0 , I am Palm Desert . I do a lot confusion this too you do not have hope Google Translation
5
>>323065706
Prove it, change the description of your profile to "hello /v/" or something like that.
>>323055683
Where do I find this data, is it on steam or an outside site?
8 for me.
>>323047708
6.
Probably would have been less if not for a private profile.
>friends
>>323047708
Started with highest level friend and got him in 9 clicks.
Decided to try with most autistic guy from friend list and got it down to 4.
>>323047708
oh wow. 5.
5 clicks. Wtf is this?
>>323064775
>Fear factory
Excellent taste
>>323066350
this
>>323067156
Palm Dessert is Gaben.
>>323047708
Got stuck where two people were each others highest level friends. So infinite clicks I guess.
>this many people on /v/ got duped into renting games from a drm service
>>323053902
Gotta do the one under him then m8. Thats what i had to do. 4 clicks.
9
same number as my post
>>323047708
5 clicks.
36
>>323050503
7 for me, too.
>>323064775
I love that fucking song
>>323070663
which one that was the whole album
>>323053602
its a satire of anime you fucking autist
3
it went from a level 60, to a 668, to palm desert
>>323055683
>57% games not played
Jesus fucking christ steamfags
>>323070768
The one with the drums
5, because there was a dick with a private profile and I had to give 1 click more to back the page.
>>323047708
4
Holy fuckand I'm only level 13
>>323047708
Highest level friend is 160 and had him added. I don't know wether to be happy or disappointed
That guy really likes dragons.
>>323058712
This desu senpai.
>>323053602
You realize that its a gag comic, right? Its not supposed to be taken seriously.
Eight, had to click to extra times since one of them was a private profile that I had to exit.
>Giving a shit about profile levels