AGDQ 2016
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SUPER METROID TIME
memes
>>322802392
STREAM IS DEAD
memeruns not even once
ARE YOU READY FOR A SUB-60 MINUTESSETUPSPEEDRUN?
>>322802503
/bane/ > /a/
RIP
>>322802392
post links next time you scum
Reminder that Big Jon is not banned, just being harassed by security.
Please stay dead PLEASE I BEG YOU PLEASE
Dead stream, dead event
who /anime/ here?
Who's ready for the next run? I know I am!
Who's ready for a working stream? I know I am!
>>>/wsg/891044
---=== OFFICIAL LIST OF /v/ APPROVED GOD TIER RUNNERS ===---
Blueglass
peaches_
Blechy
CavemanDCJ
KAN
GameJ06
MexicanRunner
halfcoordinated
Controllerhead
---=== OFFICIAL LIST, DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THIS OPINION OR PREPARE TO BE MOCKED ===---
What's the context to
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451965887853.webm
Did stamper's grandma die?
キル アル ロリコン
What will it take for him to switch his gender back?
Fucks sake
Schedule: http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Witwix
FUCK just when I thought it was over they pull me right back in!!
>no Tetris
Why even bother?
Snowfats got banned.
will there be a cool shmup to make up for the no tetris?
Where is that cool gnome from day one?
>>322802567
who?
Why is it always Nintendo games during AGDQ? Why doesn't anyone play The Last of Us, Until Dawn or InFamous?
>no Zoast
>>322802625
>caveman
>big jon
good taste
>>322802625
>MexicanRunner
Nice meme, his run wasn't even good besides the "LOL I SPEAK BROKEN ENGLISH" meme which got boring in 5 minutes
>>322802518
They constantly hound you down and see if you bought the $50 badge
There are no day passes
don't bother
>runner wasn't told that he was running this game until last Wednesday
What is wrong with the AGDQ staff?
whats worse
being single? or fucking a fat speedrun girl?
>>322802664
He deserved with those stale-ass memes
Is this SMURF music?
>>322802625
>no UuraniumAnchor
>>322802664
>chicken tendies
>>322802625
Snowfats should be added desu senpai
>>322802685
>>322802392
Do you guys ever feel embarassed when watching this stream? Not yourself but for the people you're watching?
On the one hand, I love videogames and watching people play them well but on the other hand, these guys are gigantic nerds. They can't just play the game, they have to do some gay shit that they think is hilarious when it's really not at all and all I can do after seeing it is think to myself "god damn what a fucking nerd" which I've never actually thought before in my life.
>>322802625
>no Werster
It's shit.
>>322802392
UPCOMING RUNS: gamesdonequick.com/schedule
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MOST EXCITED FOR ME PERSONALLY I CANT WAIT FOR TALOS PRINCIPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlokRNcURKM
this song is good
>>322802625
What about noobest?
He's free
>>322802590
>Reminder that Big Jon is not banned
No, they just banned someone for defending him on Twitter, and they certainly wouldn't even CONSIDER banning him from future events for his "problematic" behavior.
>>322802707
Thanks for the chuckle, m80.
"SPEEDRUNS NOT LETS PLAYS"
AGDQ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Grill on deck.
Assume the position.
I was gonna try to get in for SGDQ 2016 but this no fun allowed bullshit has me doubting it. They ban for nothing anymore and I cuss like a sailor.
>>322802392
>>322222222
>>322802707
it's easier to do pixel perfect speedruns on ugly old games where you can literally count the pixels on screen
Are you not gonna sperg out about this bitch?
>>322802628
He was asked to read donations with the voice of the game's announcer, and thus he read a depressing comment with a comical voice.
>>322802625
What about goose?
https://youtu.be/b56N17d4WnM
>>322802518
They literally have hired goons that harass you every 15 minutes to see if you have a badge. It's not a pleasant experience.
>Speedrunning event
>go into threads
>Anime posting
>Trump posting
>Loli posting
>>322802707
It just isn't fair, why do people always play Nintendo games
>>322802815
N O F U N
O
F
U
N
>>322802878
newfag
QUESTION
What game which has never been in an AGDQ would you like to someone speedrun?
>>322802758
There is literally nothing wrong with capping some fat pussy. Just make sure others don't find out.
>>322802926
Only if you're black
>>322802924
goose is the one and only god
>he doesn't save the animals
why bother completing the game if you're not going to complete it correctly
>>322802969
Viscera Cleanup Detail
>>322802895
That's pretty hilarious
>>322802641
Are you gonna do that every thread just for the You's?
SS13 speedrun when
zelda coolest guy in hyrule
>>322802884
she has a boyfriend and we're not cucks
>>322802969
Your mom.
>>322802804
>Jewranium "I'll shiv you in the neck" "I suck at tech support and setups" "Dungeon Master level 3000" Anchor
>>322802924
Goose is pretty good, definitely high tier. Not sure about god tier.
>>322802969
Xenoblade Chronicles X
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>322802969
zombies ate my neighbors
Is it obligatory to have at least one female in the front row of the audience and on the couch?
>>322802884
Is that Mila Jenovabitch or wahtever her name is? From that 70s show
>>322803049
Yes.
>>322802824
SOMA is a great and completely broken run
Can someone explain what happened with the guy that flashed his phone? What was on it? Did he get kicked out?
>>322803029
Holy fuck this!
>>322802865
>Wanting to physically attend this event
Why? You gain nothing from being there in person. And what about the smell?
do you guys think she will ever make a return?
>2 super metroid runs
>>322803029
this
>>322803087
Diversity quotas.
Azorae here. I don't think I'm gonna be able to do my run, but I'm afraid of getting banned from attending future events.
What do?
>shoutout to Kaylee Frye
what the fuck?
>>322802969
We've seen some god like Tetris there, so I wish I could see some Puzzle Quest action as well. That would be pretty dope.
>>322802625
I like MexiricanBassMonkey. He's like werster-lite in that he's both informative and entertaining. He's the best chance at there being a good Pokemon run at SGDQ now that werst is banned.
Ranch or cool ranch /v/?
>DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>322802956
It's actually not.
>>322802824
I'm excited for the sweet release of death desu.
>>322803101
cuckold porn
would you fuck this cute Ori runner?
>>322802625
>no Cirno
List aborted
What's this music from
>30 minutes behind schedule
WEW
Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed
![1452032944558[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LN1J4tP.jpg "1452032944558[1].jpg")
what did he mean by this?
>>322802969
Pokemon 2: The Girst Adventure
>>322802969
who's this literal 10?
>>322802924
That clip is what puts goose above mortal men, truly a god
>>322802969
I don't think anybody's ever done the original Max Payne. It's one of my favorites of all time.
>>322803121
The feeling of maybe having friends for once would be nice.And easy pussy.
>>322803191
She doesn't run a fucking thing.
you stupid bitch, you stupid FUCKING bitch
>this music
>>322803059
>/v/
>not cucks
>>322802897
All bosses old patch > Any% old patch > All Bosses current patch > Old Souls > Any% current patch
>>322803221
olol btfo
>>322803191
彼女は誰ですか
SUBHUMAN
>>322803212
RoboCop gb
>room almost empty
>at primetime
this is proof GDQs are dead
it's just 80% normies and normie accessories like gfs and friends who dont even run now who just use GDQ as a means of meeting up with other people they know
>>322803087
>we want to appear as normal as possible so to avoid associating autism to repeatedly running the same game over and over again we place girls in the front row to boost normie interest
>>322803191
would you accept a hug and a kiss from her?
>>322803221
He has an extra life now, thanks to Prevent Cancer Foundation (tm)(c)(r)
>>322803148
Have a good time and treat it as a one time experience. They've never shut anyone down in the middle of the stream for being "problematic", they're too cowardly for that. You'll be banned afterwards, but just have fun. Fuck them.
>>322802741
That's literally how he talks. You're calling someone's natural accent a meme.
This word has no meaning anymore.
Super Metroid no signal run
>>322803279
She should speedrun my dick.
World record is 16 seconds.
>>322802664
Why? For being funny?
Does being banned mean no more runs in the future, or he's out of the event?
>>322803175
how about that pigskin
how about that sport with the pigskin
>>322803217
It can't be helped after Iji started almost an hour behind schedule late last night.
>>322803221
Lets hope he shoots up the place
Which came first: ranch, or cool ranch?
>>322803359
>They've never shut anyone down in the middle of the stream for being "problematic"
didn't they do that to the crash bandicoot guy?
>>322803241
Max Payne is meh, too many cutscenes. MP2 is great though.
>>322803326
no shit
everyone going there is in it for the people
you can simply stream runs at home and do whatever you want
>>322803221
He means: PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
I think you should kill yourself, /v/
>>322803212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo7npmGcHU
Why the fuck are there two Super Metroid runs but no Tetris or Super Mario Sunshine this year?
>>322802926
Why don't they just check it at the door?
>>322803191
>runner
She's there to reward the runners with kisses when they do well
How was Legend of Zelda or anything before it this morning? I've been gone today.
>>322803297
I run DS1, I'm just good friends with a few people in Top 5 for DS2.Any% CP > All Bosses OP > Old Souls > Any% OP > All Bosses CP
>>322803326
muh secret club
>>322803191
How did she do? I missed the run because of the early time.
>>322803326
>AGDQ 2013
>very few people
>great
>AGDQ 2014-2015
>too many people
>awful
>AGDQ 2016
>very few people
>awful
I don't get you people
>>322803410
can they pick up the slack? maybe if certain incentives don't get met? or if the setup times hurry the fuck up
Where are my autistic glitchruns
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I always loved you
>>322803476
Who are you?
>>322803449
Yea because someone got their fefes hurt a thousand miles away.
>>322802625
Big John a best but
>CavemanDCJ
Not a bad runner but if it weren't for the Chibimeme I doubt you would've included him
Also I think Caleb is pretty great as well.
>>322802392
Who even cares, it's a gimmick run and Zoast isn't even there. What's the point of excluding the wr runner in pretty much every category that matters.
>>322803354
>Guy on left hugs her back in whatever way he can. So cute
>Guy on right barely even tries. Looks like he says "Thank you" to a fucking kiss like it's his mum
>>322802884
3/10 would have sex with
>>322803459
2's great, but I've always had a soft spot for the original.
>>322803565
future /v/
SOMEONE QUICK POST NARCISSA AND HER BUTTPLUG
>would be pretty funny to see Save the Animals steal WR
AGDQ 2016, everybody
>>322803354
lewd
time for a REAL speedrun finally
>>322803506
The hotline miami run was fantastic, and the zelda run apparently was really good in terms of time, setting a new world record for the level 9 split apparently
>>322803528
she got world record and also double-teamed both guys while it was going on
Post AGDQ girls
Anyone have video of the bumhole cancer donation?
>>322803326
They keep banning the autism core and by proxy their audience, all they're left with are people who watch reality television. It's telling that they are having a terrible year for donations.
>>322803506
Zelda was bretty gud.
>X'sAdventuresInMinecraft
holy shit I didn't know X watched gdq, that dude is the fucking best
This event was such a fucking disaster that not even Super Metroid could save it
>>322803552
2013 didnt have a room the size of a football stadium
its not comfy in such a big room
Is there anyone that isn't pissed at AGDQ?
>>322803552
It's the room, its not cozy enough
Holy shit how long does it take to set up a fucking layout?
>>322802969
Well since they saw fit to bring back fucking Fire Emblem- the antithesis of a speedgame- I'd fucking love to see Big Jon play NES Open Tournament.
>>322803354
Would (You) let a jizz churgling spermsock put her lips on your body? You would literally be impregnated.
is this james pond?
>>322802625
Where's the Goldeneye guy? You know, this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
also Blueglass is in his own league above everyone else.
>>322803148
OUR BOY
don't worry m8, we'll cheer you on. with the power of meme magic, you'll do amazing.
>>322803506
LoZ has a soft lock the first run, but they let him reset and he ended up with a very good time.
Metroid Prime had 2 autistic commentators and the runner had to keep correcting them, they also stopped the run because the stream kept stopping
Metroid Fusion race was meh
I don't remember much else
>>322803641
>>322803552
The problem is they banned all the good people or just rejected every one of their runs for no reason. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who ran HM gets banned for mentioning Donald Trump.
>>322803694
rolling
>tfw cboyardee is gone forever
>>322803694
do it faget
>>322803694
if dubs you kill yourself instead
>>322803606
You're going to create a time paradox!
>>322803059
>that
>has a bf
guys will fuck anything
>>322803694
no
>>322803694
ok
Reminder to raise millions of dollars for this literal who shit scam that has only 115 subscribers on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eHITZxP584
>>322803694
>(comment rejected)
>>322803694
just donate you fag
>>322803134
hope so
>>322803631
The runner for HM and his couch got on my nerves, but I guess that was the point? That he wasn't taking this stupid event seriously?
>>322803589
>guy on left looks like a fucking idiot
>guy on right focuses on setting up the fucking run so we can watch and not have to listen to these shitty donations
????????????
>>322803641
>>322803528
she did good!
>>322803654
It sure feels like the event is not very fun. I hope all the banned people just make their own event for shits and giggles.
>>322803579
CavemanDCJ was fucking based in everything he did.
Whether it was that shitty bonus stream fighting game some gdqs ago where he BTFO everyone, or his other runs
And Caleb is total shit
>everyone look at me I only wear a wifebeater
>SAY IT BITCH SAY YOU LOVE ME OR I'll CHOKE YOU
>aaah I suck at mario 64 I'll smash some chairs! ROID RAGE
>>322803552
It is the wrong sort of people. About 2/3 of the crowd is just looking at a phone or tablet so it ends up a dead crowd.
why do people act like its a tragedy when 70+ year old people die from cancer.
they were old and were going to die regardless.
>>322803694
here (You) go
>>322803694
>>322803773
>>322803781
>>322803785
>trips
>on /v/
hownew.ru
>>322803734
Someone already mentioned goose and linked this vid, check the other replies
requesting a cap or a gif or a webm of that guy getting friendzoned live on camera
>>322803387
because he wasn't funny and his commentary was an incessant stream of reddit-tier cringe and hipster esque irony.
>tfw they made the runners through out the Trump hat
>>322803354
>Guy on left embraces her
>Guy on right gets pissed off
What's the save the animals % WR
>>322802969
Ape Escape 3
I'm thinking of doing it myself next year.
>>322802625
You forgot Mayor K, the man who speedran two games at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1YzliVN29U
>>322803853
WHORES
H
O
R
E
S
>>322802628
>Stamper calling out the announcer
K E K
E
K
Fucking hell I want to see autists play some games and earn a little money while doing so, not hear a ton of faggots tell me about how theyve lost someone to cancer
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THIS "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY" MEME IS FROM
>>322803631
Why was hotline miami at 4 am and there's fucking 3 hour run of battleblocks theatre shit during the day?
oh wait i know, it's the autism
When are they going to show the video of them killing the animals?
>>322803853
Part 2 of this thrilling trilogy
everytime someone says "hype" i want to kill myself
post yfw the 2p1c metroid run chokes HARD
>>322803853
you people are so creepy.....why would you just capture random girls like that.
>>322803702
>>322803706
muh cozy room
>>322803512
>Any% CP at the top
You have good taste in speedgames as DS1 is much better but your taste in categories is horrible.
>>322803604
As a speedrun, 2 is much better.
>>322803849
Yes, that's the point. AGDQ is bloated and way too self important at this point. It's a fucking event where nerds gather and play games fast, it's not some huge media fundraiser event with celebrities and political figures, for fuck's sake. I can't believe people got angry at him for running a fun, lighthearted run for a change, like seriously.
>>322803904
>forgetting you can still get repeating zeros
>>322803715
Last year at one of the events I remember some fat mexican kid did some FE speedrun and it was like 8 hours long. Awful. And he didn't have any worthwhile commentary and just mumbled to himself.
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING METROID
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HL2
WHERE IS THE HL2 YOU.....YOU....DOUBLE BULLY
The guy to the right is a qt.
>>322804016
>>322803978
From Germany
>>322803506
Hotline Miami was pretty good
>>322803862
There's no way this is actually her but god do I wish it was
>>322803925
I thought it was entertaining
Not to mention the amazing run
ayy blueglass is still alive
>My husband
>MY HUSBAND
>MY HUSBAND
AYY LAMO
>>322803059
>she has a boyfriend
Yeah? Well I have a chin.
Anybody got the picture of the guy in the yellow hoodie getting comfy?REAL NIGGA HOURS
>takes a hit of helium
HI!
>>322804013
i just pretend i am somewhere else in my mind
those two should hold their other hands together
>>322803978
It's literally just a parody of donation comments, lurk moar. This was probably a common early version before it spiraled into weirder territory.
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
>>322804029
I've watched too much Any% CP, it's become the run I like the most.
At least neither of us said SOTFS was a good speedgame.
>>322802884
how the fuck is a guy that plain a gf-haver?
>2p1c
>>322804042
I want this girl's card
>>322804109
Whats wrong with husbands?
>>322804008
the fags chickend out and saved the worthless animals despite the votes being like 99.99999% in favor of letting them burn
>>322804168
Let's not get out of hand here.
Purple shirt guy confirmed for cutest guy at a GDQ
>>322804006
I'm pretty sure that they know the battleblock devs, so that explains it. Having said that the HLM run was fucking GOAT and it deserved a better slot. Would've preferred HLM1/2 runs instead of the KH1.5 shit we had yesterday for sure.
It's happening. The normies will soon be overthrown by the autists, and order will be restored.
THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED SUPER METROID AND THINK METROID PRIME IS THE PINNACLE OF THE SERIES
>>322803209
>unironically liking Cirno
maximum cancer
>>322802741
TMR is good at a variety of video games and actually enjoys them
you are the meme cakeboi
>>322804059
>pedophile can't read
Why am I not surprised.
>>322803779
I hate to think about all the great people that persished just in this decade. And for it feeling like a blip of time but it's actually years and years ago.
>>322804115
I like you friend
