>that friend you lost to DOTA 2
What's his name /v/?
Evan
Lance
>>322677825
Myself
my wife's son
>>322677825
Adolf.
>>322677825
what the fuck is that thing behind him?
I'm that friend
>>322679397
a black person
>>322679321
but what's his name, you cuck?
praydog
>>322679207
>>322679540
thisI'm not friends with anyone
>>322677825
my son's dad
>>322679540
Lina a best... BEST!
>that friend you lost to anime and fansubbing
who is herkz
All my friends exclusively play league instead of other games now
Its suffering. I dont,get any enjoyment out of MOBA.
>>322677825
Mybrother.
>>322679846
>>322679540
why must waifufags ruin every game?
>that friend you lost to MOBAs
What's his/hername /v/?
>>322679846
fag
Good riddance, he was a faggot anyway.
You must be a terrible friend if 1. You are so uninteresting, a person you talk to would rather play a game than communicate with you and 2. You are so uninteresting, a person you talk to would rather play the same game over and over, and that only game, than communicate with you. Is this a meme that people that want to get good at a game only play it? First off all, you usually don't see football players spending much time playing rugby, and second, people I know that play DotA play other games as well. I also enjoy Monster Hunter and the King of Fighters, so I don't see where you're getting this from.
>>322680145
>why are people enjoying what I enjoy, but in the wrong way? Why am I so lonely? :(
>that friend that only talks about smash bros
Daily reminder that Dota is for wannabe esports tryhards that think they're better than they are, while LoL is played by normal people.
>>322681196
>they're just trying to be competitive
>there's no way they'd adopt harmful habits like showering once a week and never seeing the sun due to a video game addiction
>you're just boring
/v/ give me a reason why I shouldn't kill myself
>>322679875
Why did your friend become a fansubber? Was he hoping to get otaku e-cock points? I don't see the point of translating anime for free for idiots on the internet who can't even be bothered to learn Japanese
>inb4 some self hating sperg from /a/ tells me it's a useless language
yep, but you still want to watch their shit and feign superiority
>>322681382
>I'm too stupid to play Dota
Actually given most normies are also too stupid you're not entirely wrong
>>322681196
lmao this dense motherfucker
we get it, you defend your game in a way that instead of being fun it's a competition to see who has the largest e-penis, good for you, you have huge life goals m8
>>322681570
Persona 5 and Final Fantasy XV in 2016
It's going to be a great year
>>322681570
Star Fox Zero will be out before you know it
>best buds during high school
>4 man squad
>now one is a weeb
>one is a league of legends fag
>one stopped vidya
guess which one has no prospects?
None to Dota2 but to some mmos yea
>Be good friends with guy
>half a year last starts playing mmo
>He slowely loses himself to it
>He invites me to the game and several others
>Have a good time until he starts being a dick about everything.
>Our guild with mutual friends slowly dies because of his attitude
>He plays alone now without anyone he can call as friend now apparently
>>322681570
Because you only get oneshot
>>322681506
Sounds like your friend had a terrible personality and poor self control anyway. You could use anything as a scapegoat in this situation. Smack? Karaoke? Macrame? Don't blame the substance, but the weak willed person.
>>322681723
who even said anything about e-penises? I just said I don't have a problem with guys with dota waifus since they aren't hurting anybody, an opinion that would surely upset the spergs that treat dota like it's their life despite having low mmr anyway. Furthermore, it is fun. Do you just have such bad people skills that you can't handle Peruvians or Russians yelling at you?
>o-oh no, these third world niggers are yelling at me!
>t-this game sucks, I don't even know what to say to them! :(
>>322679846
>Not Crystal Maiden
Enjoy getting cucked by fire slut
>>322682310
I didn't blame the substance, but you were outright dismissing the possibility of people throwing away their loved ones for shitty video games even though it happens all the time. Hell, look at this board.
>>322682453
What the fuck does this even mean? Am I going to have to watch her have sex with dragons while I watch? You assume she's a schlong slurping slut just because she doesn't have maiden in her name? I hate to sound like tumblr, but this is just misogyny.
>>322677825
Like 80% of my RL friends
They even tried to coax me into the bullshit several times
>>322682453
You got it backwards, boyo
>>322682864
It's common knowledge that Lina is the biggest cum guzzler in Dota.
If you include the players, then the only people who beat her are Pudge mains.
>>322677825
berniesanders.jpeg
>>322683446
Do you have a single lore fact to back that up, or is this autistic headcanon?
>>322683692
>calling anyone or anything autistic
>is a waifu fag
Both of you are the definition of degeneracy and deserve to be burned in a holy fire.
>>322683957
>holy fire
>says the /v/ poster
how would your pastor feel if he saw you here?
>>322677825
I don't have faggot friends
