What went wrong?
>>322452878
Non Flash-game Longplays
Retsucast
Slowbeef and Diabetus being afraid of their fanbase
car escape is hilarious
>>322452878
SA became SJW's and so did these fags.
>>322453229
Also no proteus calling everyone a faggot.
>>322453229
there were some pretty good wrongprays though
it was when they decided to start playing (e.g. that TPS and sanic '06) when shit hit the fan
>>322453325
they aren'y sjws slowbeef is just a fucking cuck.
>>322453632
I admit Darkseed 2 and Cobra were amazing, but everything else was terrible.
>>322453771
Don't talk shit about Ambition, shadow of destiny and Deep fear.
Children/Women
it's always that
>>322453771
last alert was great
>>322453881
Wasn't Ambition a Retsufrash?
>>322453881
Ambition was a Retsufrash.
>>322453881
Wasn't Deep Fear a Resident Evil clone that took place in some underwater base? That joke they made about the elevator got annoying pretty fast.
The Sonic lp is kinda whatever but it's really cool to see them get really depressed the further it goes and the genuine haterd that betus feels towards beef for starting this.
>>322453325
Diabetus isn't. You can tell he tries to avoid talking about that shit and goes silent whenever Slowbeef does.
Slowbeef is just an old man who wants to be cool
Only decent thing they do now is ripping on failed kickstarters.
Why don't they go back to commentary on bad LPs. That's where they won their fanbase.
I honestly never really liked them or saw the appeal. The things they commentate were usually more entertaining than their commentary. They often try too hard to be snarky about every little thing, and I honestly never really found them funny.
>>322454165
Their fanbase raided users who they made fun of, it's why they stopped doing that.
it's pretty obvious that they aren't the same people they were a few years ago and neither is youtube. You can't re-upload someone's LP and call them a faggot and expect your channel to stay on youtube with the way videos can get strikes nowadays. Basically they will never be as good as they used to be
Also some of their series were completely dead on arrival like Noir and Clocktower 2. Others are arguably pretty boring too like Galerians, Alone in the Dark 1+2, etc where nothing happens and they have nothing to comment on because they've never played the game and they just sit around and say how bad the game is and how nothing makes sense.
They never finished King's Quest VII or Ripper (with Lowtax, but they're at least re-doing it)
The solution is to do more retsufrash or games that they are familiar with desu senpai
>>322452878
slowbeef's formula:
>guy says something
>"no, it's nothing like that. why would you think that?"
>"christ almighty"
And of course, he didn't pay attention to what was happening in Prisoner of Ice and just questioned everything the characters did, which was just aggravating.
>>322454156
his wife also made him keep his balls in the basement.
>>322454471
Galerians was probably their best series since 2008, and definitely the best thing to come out of wronguprae.
>do more retsufrash
only if it's meet n fuck, most of those are just shit tier horror rehashes.
Beetus only streams on AssBox
>tfw waiting for the next chip and ironicus RPI hope fatburger isn't shoved into their RPs like she forced her way into their LPs.
>>322452878
https://youtu.be/MH-Y53QWZ0w?t=6m41s
Voidburger
>>322455075
Why did he drop Twitch?
>>322454165
you can blame the autistic fanbase who went after the users these two made fun of. Believe me, if these idiots of an audience just watched the video and laughed it off, they would still continue doing the same thing
>>322454471
They dropped Kong's Quest 7 because it was boring as fuck and not really riff-worthy.
As for Ripper, it was probably Lowtax's fault. Bad idea bringing that guy on the show.
I never liked Slowbeef, he is simply not funny.
Beetus and people like Protheus carried the show.
You realized that taking potshots at extremely easy targets isn't funny.
They were barely funny or interesting to begin with and only got less funny and interesting because they're not actually funny or interesting people?
>>322452878
You failed to post about video games.
>>322454432
>>322455459
Fair point, but they did encourage that shit with that horrible "adults react to pewdiepie" video
>>322455280
nah she joins only to the streams
and the Peace Walker lp
>>322452878
Diabeetus hasn't bee funny since back when he hung around with the Freelance Astronauts, and Slowbeef started trying to hard to be a "content creator" so basically their dynamic died
>>322452878
more slowbeef
less proteus
betus doesn't even do anything on his own channel now, but his LPs are fucking great
>>322455280
>tfw they'll never finish Xin
>>322457104
the peace walker lp was snarkcookie and she was okay
>>322457345
>slowbeef and diabetus will never finish electricalbeast saga
>>322457251
>Freelance Astronauts
RIP
>>322455280
>yfw Fatburger said Outlast Whistleblower's penis mutilation scare was misogynistic because "being forced to become a woman is apparently the scariest thing to the devs"
>>322454471
One of the big problems with them not knowing the games is that they'll miss shit the game is explaining, and then get confused and call the game silly when the person playing does something relating to that info later.
>>322455280
I hate Ironicus so fucking much, I wish I could hate him to death. He has to be the most obnoxious human being on this planet.
>>322455280
Voidburger is just the worst, she's the prototypical annoying snarky white girl, the VGA awards streams Chip does with her are unbearable because she has to make a snide remark about everything
>>322459043
Are we talking about the same Ironicus?
>>322459527
The one that always drones on and on about stupid shit nobody cares about like dungeons and dragons and the taste of chipcheezedick's cock? Probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEwRY22XPiE
>these videos
I am so glad they ripped on one of these videos. Relics from early youtube.
What are they even up to now and days? I haven't kept up with them in like 2 years.
>>322459804
George Wood
Everything
The best person from that era is Cybershell13
https://youtu.be/3ODNTiI6EkI
NOTHIN BUT LUIGI YO
>>322462468
MY RESPONSE WILL NOT TAKE LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES BECAUSE THAT IS THE YOUTUBE LIMIT
>>322458250
Everything about that quote hurts.
hypercam 2 is no longer a thing.
>>322463602
>>322464072
hahaha
oh christ
>>322453440
Yeah proteus is the only good thing to come out of SA.
>>322452878
the only good LPers are cr1tikal (only sometimes, though) and dunkey
>>322462468
>"I'm not gonna die."
>Why are you not gonna die`"
>"Why waste the time?"
>"HOHEHOHEHO!"
I unironically love that guy. He's the shit.
>>322459427
>the VGA awards streams
Was the last one reuploaded? I feel like getting mad.
>>322464072
>fear of having your dick cut off = fear of being a woman
I wish I could hate her to death
>>322455280
Voidburger is so shit. Chip's streams would be amazing if she would just piss off.
>2009 was SEVEN fucking years ago
>>322459427
>she has to make a snide remark about everything
That's goons in general, though. You're not allowed to Just Like things.
>>322452878
They became what they mocked.
Basically they looked into the abyss and didn't take care when fighting monsters or sum shit. It's Nietzsche yo.
>>322464913
Nigga that's H.P. Lovecraft
>>322464913
>used to mock people for playing games blind and being shit at them
>Slowbeef now does nothing but play games blind and be shit at them
His romhacking streams have been the most interesting things he's put out in ages.
>>322464981
>confusing Lovecraft with Johann Sebastian Brahms's operas
Not saying that other guy was right either (me) but you're dead wrong, nigga.
>>322454471
Dead to Rights was their best series. I really wish they'd just do more of that.
Generic actions can't be that hard to find.
>>322452878
Edgelords became whipped fuccbois to their GFs/fans. They deserved it.
>>322452878
failure
>>322464383
>only sometimes, though
Damn right
I love his stuff, but god DAMN keep your life's troubles or fucking youtube drama out of it
>>322464502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJrXQC56U1w
One of the worst parts is where she says Geoff Keighley is just pretending to care about Iwata during the whole remembrance thing
>>322464840
chip is a fucking retard on twitter as well
it's something about that place that encourages people to let everyone know their superior bullshit
>>322455075
>AssBox
You could have gone for the much better nickname of SHITbox but you didn't, what the fuck.
>>322465105
You would probably enjoy Men Drinkin' Coffee.
God-tier mock LPs of terrible games (Sonic Boom, Raven's Cry, Mister Bean, Ride to Hell).
>>322465303
>One of the worst parts is where she says Geoff Keighley is just pretending to care about Iwata during the whole remembrance thing
Thanks, but nevermind. I don't think I'm prepared to get quite that angry.
They still do the odd good stuff, but it's a lot more patchy now. Their Harvester RP was very funny, and it's good that they found more George Wood stuff, but it's more few and far between nowadays.
>>322458965
Darkseed and such were great because Slowbeef knew a lot about the game.
>>322465271
yeah. i think that the only times those videos were really warranted were when he started patreon (just to put it out there to the people who would like to donate to him personally, y'know.) and when google plus fucked up the comments.
>>322465037
>>Slowbeef now does nothing but play games blind and be shit at them
This is not a new thing.
Ambition series was pure GOAT.
>Because i'm a terrorist!
>>322465480
Agreed, Spoony's Ripper riff was better (back when he was funny, that feels like a very long time ago) than theirs has been because he knew more about the game and let some of the dialogue speak for itself.
Betus should ditch roastbeef and do his own thing.
>>322465405
I'll check them out, thanks.
Out of like a hundred retsupuraes, only 15 are funny, mostly because either the material is good or proteus or that pothead was also on
Beef and beetus are the least funny elements in every video.
The Clinton videos will still be the best stuff they'll ever do.
>>322465639
What are their top videos?
Ive seen a few but I only want to watch the good shit and not the horrible shit.
>>322465581
his solo commentary is draining though
he needs someone to play off of
>>322465558
Is that the flash games where Proteus joins them?
Anything with Proteus is great.
>>322465581
Does he still do his streams?
>>322465560
Is the new Ripper with beetus better? It's hard to get through.
>>322457838
>tfw recent uploads
i know they're just short streams but still
imagine the comeback
>>322465650
FRONT LOADED ANVILS
>>322465759
Kaizo Mario
>>322455534
>They dropped Kong's Quest 7 because its fuck and not really riff-worthy
Unlike "Demons souls death #98 I fell of a cliff again"
Those vids have less views than...
...
something with very few views (cant think of anything funny)
>>322465367
It was fine when I could just ignore his social media presence, but that political shit started bleeding into their LPs.
Should've seen it coming, considering Watch Dogs started around the height of the Black Lives Matter protests.
Like that the fucking place to talk about it
Like ANYBODY WATCHES AN LP FOR YOUR THOUGHTS ON POLICE BRUTALITY
THERE'S ARE GANGS OF EVERY RACE IN THE GAME, WHY ARE YOU LYING
>>322452878
SA became an irrelevant site so it quickly filled up with the same kinds of people they used to make fun of, and they chose to cater to and become like said people. They stopped riffing on people uploading garbage videos because "it's mean."
>>322465792
It's OK, better than the Lowtax one.
>I hate Slowbeef xD
>Diabetus is such a dreamboat xD
wow check out those hot original opinions
>>322465560
>Spoony's anything was better
Kill yourself.
>>322465558
Yeah, but that's because the games were funny, not Diabetus or Slowbeef.
Back in the day they could make boring shit funny.
>all these goons that have gotten older, married, and subsequently pussy-whipped
>tfw Proteus has a wife and child, but is still the same heartless asshole
BASED
>>322465913
Your dick?
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
>>322465759
Cornshaq, Mafia mario, Tomb raider breast cancer, Electrical beast, Billymc saga
>>322465939
>They stopped riffing on people uploading garbage videos because "it's mean."
More like because they got their old channel removed for that bullshit and they had to find ways around it.
>>322466101
More like your mom! I bet she had very little sex out of wedlock lol
>>322465913
Don't remind me of the half a year of which Slowbeef would not shut the fuck up about Dark Souls. Holy shit he had to mention it every other sentence.
>>322464792
>Xbox 360 is 10 years old and PlayStation 3 and Wii are almost 10 years old
Can anyone update me on the Retsu gang? All I know is that theres the fat guy and the other guy, also Chip and Ironicus (who are 100 times funnier and have some of the best quality LPs ever)
>>322465759
Cornshaq
The BillyMC and Limepopsicle videos
Darkseed 2
ElectricalBeast
Trapped Retsufrash series
Navigatr
>>322466247
I wonder what happens in someone's early childhood that causes them to consider chipcheezum and specially that piece of shit ironicus funny in any way. Probably violent rape.
>>322465919
I fucking hate how hypocritical they are, making jokes about snakes but in MGS but if there are tits they all go OH MAN DISGUSTING THESE JAPANESE WITH THEIR TITS WOW
Watchdogs is still decent if you manage to tune the bullshit out, thankfully it doesn't surface that often
All of the above
And it's like with vintage youtube poops, and how that formula stagnated.
>>322466003
Just watch you, you memer
>>322466385
well thats just your opinion man
honestly ChipCheezum's Lets Plays are one of the most professional ones ever in relative to the majority of LPs
Holy shit Slowbeef is so bad at video games
>>322466518
Usually but sometimes he'll do something really surprising like when he "speedrun rolled" through the arrow machine in Tower of Latria or someshit.
>>322465759
Ambition series
>>322466457
I agree that they're well produced and he adds tons of interesting trivia to them but those two are about as funny as someone shitting in your coffee.
>>322466267
Very much related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyQ5NHNrPeY
What even happened to Proteus?
I know he got married and has a child, but I don't even remember the last video he was in.
>>322452878
they were always shit, no better than any other lets playing hack
>>322466651
>Doesn't pick up the key that's right fucking there
>Assumes that going through the arrows is the right way
It's impressive, but so is his lack of attention
>>322466518
>1cc Alien soldier no problem
>preschool education modern shooters kick his ass
I've always felt kinda bad for beef and beetus. Their channel right now seems just so desperate and sad. I wish they just gracefully stopped instead of making asses of themselves.
>>322465405
Name their best series to start with
>>322466737
I think he was in a flash game stream about a year or two ago. He's living his own life instead of making Youtube videos. That and being an asshole on Twitter.
>>322467197
Hell no. I want more Navgtr.
>>322467197
Imagine having slowbeef as your dad
>Lets play catch!
>No son, I have to make a video making fun of pewdiepie
>>322467421
>tfw you stream Toohoo while babysitting your daughter
>tfw Darkseed 2 was their swansong
>>322457838
Is this shopped? Is he really getting emotional over his own movie?
>>322465037
It's why his mod status over SA LP forum was taken away once people found out.
>>322468203
Half of Darkseed 2 is just them being bored out of their brains waiting for something to happen
>>322468631
what the fuck are you talking about he stepped down
>>322468631
Didn't he resign?
>>322468254
Being deprived of sleep make a person emotional, and Shia was already pretty fucking weird.
>>322455280
I couldn't put up with Chip's bullshit after the Play-asia fiasco and the crap he said on twitter about it, I unsubbed and never cared about it again.
A great man turned agenda pusher, it's a shame to see what a person like Voidburger can do to someone overtime.
a pair of ugly faggots with no talent that somehow think they are in a position to make fun of anybody when in reality they are on the same level of the people they mock
>>322469102
replace a "pair" with "board" and you have the entirety of this website
>>322469101
>I couldn't put up with Chip's bullshit after the Play-asia fiasco
Is this about your panty quest gaems, anon?
>>322466457
No, his MGS3 and MGS2 LPs were amazing. They were natural, not forced, barely edited, and they didn't care about offending anyone by saying "retard" or "fuck that bitch" or staring at Eva's tits for giggles.
Now even Chip has turned into this SJW autist, he regularly asks his twitter fans if he can say certain words (like "tranny", used in a quote), and he actually got mad at play-asia for that whole Doa thing. He simply got corrupted by hanging around with fatburger too much, there's nothing more to it. He actually went back and DELETED some of his old RPs because "saying some of the things I did wasn't acceptable". I used to love his stuff, was happy when he got his job at volition, but now I've unsubbed everywhere. He could've been so much better by staying out of it entirely.
I'm so angry about this but I'll stop now because it's just a guy who talks over video games on the internet in the end. Just a shame
>>322469219
He was getting mad at Play-Asia for mocking people that were boycotting them because they used the term SJW.
It was retarded.
>>322469254
Really? That's a shame. Doesn't stop me from enjoying their MGS4, MGR, Mega Man Legends and Watch Dogs playthroughs though, which are so much better in quality than the 80% of LPs produced on Youtube.I have never watched MGS3 and MGS2 lps because there's no uncut commentary for them. Maybe i'll see.
Which one is Chip and Ironicus again in these MGS playthroughs? Ironicus is the guy who hasn't the played the games, right?
>>322469101
>>322469219
It's not about the game itself, it's about his reaction to the whole thing. I couldn't care less about dead or alive but the way he talked about it was like reading rad-fem tumblr and I also couldn't put up with that any more. His latest LP was also boring and unbelievably unfunny (Watch dogs) so it wasn't hard to unsub.
>>322469254
This. All the fun and interesting things about Chip and other SA LPers was sucked right out from the moment Voidburger started to weasel her way into their LPs.
Such a waste of good fun, and all to please some no-fun SJW bimbo.
>>322465991
Sorry it's true
>>322465991
But it's actually true you chucklefuck.
Diabetus is an exceedingly witty man, with fast responses and great humour. Slowbeef is a grumpy old man who lost his balls when he got married.
>>322469405
>Watch Dogs
Watch Dogs has been really disappointing in my opinion. They spend a lot of time just fucking around instead of getting along with the missions.
>>322469405
Yeah, don't get me wrong, I've downloaded their MGS3/MGS2 LPs for myself to look back on years later because they're still so good to me. I just absolutely 100% refuse to support someone in any way that doesn't listen to the fanbase that got him his patreon bucks when they say in EVERY video "We don't want shitburger or SJW bullshit, we just want video games, please stop streaming with her"
I mean fuck, the PW LP with snarkcookie was absolutely fine, it goes to prove that there are some women who just want to fucking play the video game. Why couldn't he just do more stuff with her? Fuck.
>>322452878
>What went wrong?
They started editing their old episodes, reducing the volume whenever they say anything that could trigger somebody.
>>322469610
My problem with their Watch Dogs lp is that it's fucking short. I have to wait a week for like a, 16 minute episode where they do one mission and only a few funny things happen?
Also, where in their videos is Voidburger included? I have yet to see.
>>322469764
example?
>>322469618
Nah dood, Snarkcookie was fucking fantastic in his Peace Walker LP
She has a great dynamic with Chip and isn't obnoxious to listen to. If he absolutely HAS to have a girl in his videos to appeal to show off social justice, I'm fine with her.
>>322469597
>who lost his balls when he got married
An expected sentiment from /v/irgins
>>322469821
Listen to old Retsupurae anon.
>>322469618
When you're only known for taking the piss out of people on the internet, why would you try to appeal to people against the kind of thing you're known for doing?
The girl he streams with doesn't bring SJW stuff on stream, as far as I know.
>>322468705
This, first Darkseed was fucking perfect though.
>>322469618
Honestly, it's a tough position for him either way. He considers VB his friend, which is why he has her on streams. Even if he wanted to appeal to the people complaining, how do you tell your friend you're gonna stop streaming with them because they're a bitch?
>>322469767
>has a job
>has plenty of patreon bucks coming in
>it has the double update goal reached
>barely updates
Thanks Chip you turned out great
>>322468705
That just made the big reveal so much better, though. It was like a massive moment of catharsis.
>>322469618
Chip actively disables comments and ratings on some streams with Voidburger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsY5M2Rg79A
This one features straw-manning Gamergate using Hyperdimension Neptunia too.
>>322469961
You could just have a word with her and say "let's keep it about the games, ok? I don't disagree with your opinions but I want to keep making money and not alienate my fans, we can talk about how all men are evil and jews are the best after the stream babe, ok?" Idk, something like that
>>322469918
She does, check out the older stream videos on youtube. Most of them will be people complaining about VB's shit and he actually replies to them saying he won't stop streaming with her
>>322469405
>I have never watched MGS3 and MGS2 lps because there's no uncut commentary for them.
What? There is an uncut commentary version for both of those LPs, at least there was when I watched them
>>322470154
Well, short of taking to ask.fm to scream at him for being a disgusting human being (about video games on the internet) I can't do anything more than unsub and unfollow, but that just makes me incredibly sad. I don't hope for his continued success
>>322470416
link me then.
>>322470416
it starts halfway through 2, 3 just has a few short vids of it
