Karl Pilkington just replaced the side kick/companion (or equivilant) in the last game you played.
how does it turn out for you?
>>322438796
>Dying Light
He'd stay in the Tower.
>>322438796
Hotline Miami
Hed probably bitch about how everything is so bright and colorful.
>he's now a zoo keeper in Zoo Tycoon
NO
>Punch-Out
10/10 game
Bald Bull is a knob'ed
>>322439320
He'd lik that though, so it's not all bad
>>322439320
>you cant feed the guests to the T-Rex Karl
>well whats the point in havin it?
Well the last game I played was terraria so maybe the guide?
Which would be fantastic, imagine him trying to articulate some of the weirder recipes.
>Team fortress 2
>Karl announcing
he can't keep up with the job, he keeps freaking out when people are killed
I love it
>You think this little nopon fella would make a good stew, right?
>>322438796
>Gran Turismo 6
He'd be my co-driver, I guess.
Karl is the hero /v/ needs, but not the hero /v/ deserves.
>>322438796
>Emerald Herald
>uh, rite so, your uh bearer of the curse? Well then, if you wont I can bung up a few levels for you
This would be the best
>>322439469
He'd like it but he's probably end up getting killed or killing someone
>>322439619
chuckled
Bloodborne
I guess the Doll
>whatcha doin goin back out thar? youve ben killed jus about 10 times alredy you'll neva gunna beat it. your a nob thats what you ar
lol Id love it
>>322440345
You know he can be pretty smart sometimes, just he can't get the words out properly.
>>322438796
Well, I haven't played Witcher 3 enough to judge yet, so...
>Arkham Knight
Lots of complaining about superpowers, and not complaining at all when Batman pulls the whole "no this is my fight all my friends and family need to get out now or else" thing.
Man, I love Karl.
>>322439619
Even now I can still hear his voice.
>I'm just sayin', big dino, gonna get hungry. What d'you think the cavemen did when their T-Rexes got hungry?
>Oh, not this again. CAVEMEN AND DINOSAURS DID NOT COEXIST, KARL, YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE FLINTSTONES AGAIN.
>>322441038
Karl could hold his own.
>>322442367
>thinking we used to have tougher teeth because dino meat is chewey
Yeah, he's great
>>322438796
>Karl Pilkington replaces Catherine from SOMA
Oh this should be good.
>>322438796
>I dunno about this whole arisen thing, innit?
>I meant, he took your damn 'eart.
>you should be dead
>I ain't want to have nothin' to do with some undead mute
>pilkington replaces the civolopedia narration and all advisors in Civ V
I'd play it.
>bayonetta 2
so is he replacing Luka, Loki, Rodin, Jeanne or Enzo?
To be honest I'm fine with almost any of them. This would be rad.
>>322438796
>The Long Dark
Holy shit, can this be a thing?
Shit, I'd pay $10.00 for a Karl Pilkington voice pack.
>Monster Hunter 4u
He'd probably question why we're hunting monsters to get materials to build weapons to hunt monsters, etc.
which is a valid insight
>Karl replaces Montblanc in FFTA
>always complains when I change his class
>would try to dispute with the judges on how dumb the laws are
>>322442073
Actually, I'll take a shot at the Witcher from what I've played so far: He'd hate it.
>Complaining about riding horseback.
>Standing at the back flinching away as Gareth chops up a pack of ghouls. "Bloody 'ell..."
>"Now, I just don't see why he has to take every job he comes across. Let the man find his own brother! He's the one who lost track of 'I'm! And this fella looking for water, what I don't understand is, why don't you just use the tap, like a civilized person? Why d'you need all this fusing about with wells and ghosts and all that?" *Looks around for validation from cameraman*
>"Now, Karl, we've arranged for a little detour for you up ahead. There's what's called a Place Of Power that your guide knows about, and he's going to show you what his people do there."
>Karl looking uncomfortable, sitting in front of the stone as Gareth looks on. "I don't want to do this, I don't NEED this magic stuff, I'm doin' alright by myself, thanks. It's all tingly, is that bad?"
>>322443648
Crap, I forgot, he'd also be enamored with the dwarf blacksmith in the first village, naturally.
>>322442938
Fuck I'd buy any game that was professionally narrated by Karl Pilkington. He's got one of those voices that just makes you want to listen, even if you don't understand what the fuck he's saying.
>>322438796
Who would he replace in Undertale?
Sans? Alphys? Stupid goat bitch I killed in the first 5 minutes?
Replace any of them with Pilkington and it's instantly a good game instead of irredeemable garbage.
>>322443395
Why does this fanart exist. I'm not complaining, mind you, but what an odd combination.
Why is Gervais such a fucking cunt?
>>322443951
>Waves his hands through the ghost in fascination, scaring it away
>Complains about cold
>Complains about heat
>Visibly uncomfortable around Mettaton
>"Dogs are alright, I suppose, but why would you make them guards? They're animals, how will they know if there's a intruder?"
>>322444075
It was in a thread that had a template to fill in the table and make them vidya related. A few people made different things, I made a risk of rain one for instance.
>>322438796
>Having to fight Manus with Karl
>Stalker
>>322444510
>karl as solaire.
>>322438796
New Vegas
>all I'm sayin' is, if cazadors don't do anything but bother ya while yerr walking about the Mojave, minding your own business lookin for stuff, then do we need 'em?
>>322438796
>He is playing Fuze
>Hostage
Any day on Siege really.
He's my KBD Partner.
Fuck.
>Karl replaces Ellie in The Last of Us
I dunno how it would turn out but it would absolutely brilliant. Why hasn't he been in a post-apoc movie/show yet?
>>322441332
> device that makes doctors feel the same pain you have
Rick gave him a lot of shit, but during the 1930's many diseases and nerve injuries were near impossible to detect, a doctor opted to open up his own arm to experiment the same sort of pain his patients described to find a solution.
The device Karl described would be really useful, if not a miracle of science, it would help doctors to detect diseases and injuries even more accurately.
>>322445041
Well he went to China a couple times.
>>322445178
The Alright Wall of China.
>>322444521
Does anyone have the template? This shit is fucking hilarious
>>322445124
Here's why Karl gets shit:
He comes up with ideas, but doesn't have any sort of way of actually implementing the idea.
Anyone can say "You know what would be cool? Flying cars. Why don't they make flying cars?" but you sound like a fucking idiot because there's a whole lot more to an actual idea than that.
>>322445627
Calm down there Ricky
>>322445627
Yeah but like that anon said, that's a fucking brilliant idea. Have some kind of mechanism that links the brains of the doctor and patient so they can shave nerve impulses and sensations but not memories, and doctors will become fucking gods that could fix you in a heartbeat, and save time by finding out if you're just lying to get a day off work.
he's a genuinely intelligent guy, but in a different kind of way. He has great idea, and you can tell he's a thinker, but part of why he seems dumb is because that's his persona on the show and on movies etc. He's made the be the buffoon.
>>322445574
nah just found it on a stalker thread
He is an act 2 merc from diablo 2.
I'll just switch to act 5 then since he's a fucking idiot.
>>322445627
No, he comes up with insane ideas, like:
>why don't we make it so when an old person dies a littol baby pops out of them
as a means for population control, then gets fed up when he is ridiculed for his insanity. Honestly I think he is the modern day Andy Kaufman.
>Clicker Heroes
He would just go home.
>You've got all these golems and bloops and animals, just loads of 'em knockin' about. It's too much. I can't be doin' with it.
>Rainbow six siege
Hed be the scanner guy on defense
>why are we takin this poor fella hostage? Can't we just let em go?
>>322438796
>Mass Effect 3
Karl Pilkington in space could be fun
>>322442774
>Listen, all day I've been tellin' you useful information, y'know, about goblins an' how they hunt in packs an' all that
>But you haven't been havin' any of it
>You just give me that dumb stare of yours an' I start to worry you're 'bout to throw me over your shoulder again
>It's not fun, that, an' I told you to leave off after the time you tossed me into those rocks
>those were sharp rocks, arisen
>>322446001
But what mechanism Karl? How does it work? How are the brains linked?
You sound like a crazy man who draws pictures all over his wall paper and shits himself. My god that's the daftist idea I've ever heard.
>replaces Mario in JC3
rip my sides
>>322446130
He'd come up with a neat idea to stop the Reapers but no one would be able to work out how to put it into action. People would spend their last moment mocking the poor guy.
>>322438796
>Kotor
Would Karl be mad if I joined the dark side?
>that what you're doing, it's kinda bad, innit? Well I just want to get out of this place
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>All I'm sayin is, what're we doin muckin about with these machines anyway?
>No, no, no, I'm tellin you, that picus lady's not a hologram like you and Suzanne's always goin on about, I heard from me mate that down at the studio they've got a secret room that nobody ever goes into, but one day he heard that someone found the keycode on an old pocket secretary and opened it up. Inside: a control panel with flashin lights and nobs and all that. Sittin behind it: little monkey fella.
>>322446512
Why don't we just like, build a big gun that shoots the reapers and teleports them to some other galaxy? That way we can live in peace and they can go knock about somewhere else? I know we're supposed to fight them, but look how big they are. I can't be doin' that. Just teleport them and be done with the whole mess.
>Patches the Spider
Please god yes
>>322446559
I doubt he'd care, unless you did some of the more hardcore dark side shit. Something tells me being a purely altruistic Jedi would kind of annoy him.
>>322446637
Top kek
>>322446196
I'm laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
>Is that a pack o' wolves? Oh I ain't havin' none a' that.
>you 'earin me arisen?
>bloody hell why do I bother you never say anythin'.
>oh that's a cyclops innit?
>pick up any o'them tusks and stuff that, y'know, break and stuff
>oh god is that a bloody crocodile?
>oh I can't be doin with this.
>>322446301
Fuck off Ricky I'm sick of your shit cunt.
>>322446301
we have machines that can give men the artificial pain a woman would feel during childbirth
while that isnt the same thing, its not that hard or far a step to have a machine "record" or duplicate the pain a patient is feeling, and transfer that pain over to a doctor
>>322446559
>Every conversation/sidequest/task is only answerable with pic related
My sides.
>>322446637
10/10 would watch this episode
>>322446637
SIDES
>FTL
Off the top of my head, the Zoltan Cruiser would be unobtainable: there's no way Karl would hear out that long winded speech on Galaxy peace.
>>322446637
Fucking dying.
>>322438796
I just realized there's probably porn of him.
What an odd thought I wonder how he'd react.
>>322446839
Are you listening to this? He's an idiot. That's it. My god Karl.
Record the pain? On what, like a DVD? "Oh yes, let's pop in the broken arm disk again, that was a good one."
Karl, this is absolute lunacy.
>Gta San Andreas with Karl as the main character
Somebody fund this
>>322444075
>>322444354
I did this one. I know it's a slightly obscure game but it actually fits Zeno Clash 2 perfectly if you're familiar with the characters and themes.
The opening of the law and order podcast could be Ghat dialogue if he was a dumb Manc:
>So, Ghat, Law and Order
>I'm not that interested in it, to be honest
>What do you mean?
>I've got no interest in law and order whatsoever, it's not a part of my life.
>>322447203
>I could eat a knob at night.
>>322447489
>>322447489
>>322447270
Shut up Ricky, let him finish his thought...
>>322446839 go on Karl, about the machines...
>party member and social link in Persona 4
>>322447661
Really though Stephen merchant's fucking nuts. He doesn't talk much about his own thoughts and ideas but when he does you can tell he's a loon.
>>322447156
>Alls I'm saying is, right. We keep coming across these yellow folk, why can't they be in charge? You keep saying they're the bad ones, but we keep flying through pirates and clouds, right, space clouds... I mean its rubbish, this. I tried tipping a couch once, I told you that, and it was mad trying to get rid of it with the way things are now. If you're in the future, and life was this bad, they probably have an even harder time with things. Tippin' going on everywhere, and that's the government's fault, innit. If things were good, there wouldn't be rebels in the first place, so clearly its not good.
>>322447661
well they got these machines right, with these eh.. sortof suckas, that they place on a mans stomach. then they turn on this machine and it gives the man the pain of child birth.
I saw it on the youtube there.
>>322447970
Rubbish. You did not. There is no such thing.
>Subterranean Animism
>Karl watching travel the depths of Old Hell
>>322446637
kek
>>322448163
Im telling you. Go look it up.
>>322446559
Karl, the force is strong in you.
>It's all just nonsense, innit? I once read this force is just a hoax, this good and evil thing is bollocks, I mean not everyone is interested in choosing sides, me, I'll stay out of this.
Not sure thats a possibility, young padawan
>>322444521
Holy crap that dialog is perfect.
Shogun total war 2
I would love nothing than having him advise me.
Is this show still good?
Is it too political or not at all? And is it radio or a podcast?
best thread that i've seen here in a while, more karl dialogues!
>Uh, all this sun. I mean, I like sun, but there's just so much of it here. I does me head in. I used to think it'd be nice, you know, to have me own sun, but after this trip I don't think I ever want to see the sun again.
This is nothing but an improvement.
>>322445574
>>322444521
>>322446003
I knew I had it saved
Remember when Karl said that the moon is always facing earth and Ricky and Steve gave him shit for it?
>>322449305
Yes, I do.
>>322438796
>tfw I am literally watching the season 2 finale of the moaning of life right now.
Currently on the man who wants to be a dog full time
Is he really that simple or is it a character?
I love him so much
I want sein back
>British comedian
>so this Brotherhood, you're knockin about with em quite a lot
>they got girls innit too though, should jus change the name, y'know
>I mean, women aren't brothers, now are they?
>so how about, Family of Steel? Aright?
>Witcher 3
>you ride on top of Karl, while riding, he talks about anything and everything
>>322438796
Walter in SMT 4
>Karl lazily becomes Lucifer because its the option with the least amount of effort
>Carl Pilkington is my courier
It's okay I guess
>Carl Pilkington is supporting me on the lane
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I cannot get enough of Karl Pilkington.
The best part is he doesn't like the internet so it wont ruin him like so many other people I admire.
>>322442727
You'd basically get portal 2 then
>>322445124
Ricky Gervais is a bit of an idiot who fancies himself an intellectual. Most of the time he just outright refuses to see Karl's point of view when a little patience and humility might lead to an mutual understading.
>>322449839
You know that's an act right? Like all three of them purposely play up to a stereotype for comedic effect?
>>322449176
>Look, all I'm sayin is that I don't get this whole untin business. What we doin it for? What's the point of all this? The unter goes out, murders some sick fellas an then comes back and gives me a bunch of blood.
>Well Karl, maybe there's just some things you don't understand.
>Yeah, but
>No, Karl, you round little idiot, you-
>Let him finish!
>...I mean, oos idea was it to listen to these bloody great ones in the first place? Who was walkin along, saw a big pile of goo and said "that's something I wanna bow down to". Oo says that?
>KARL! YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE BEYOND COMPREHENSION WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHY THEY ARE!
>But what's the point? Why don't we just get rid of em? They don't do us any good, do they? They started this whole beast thingk, didn't they? Maybe we should be huntin the great ones instead?
>Karl, you absolute pillock.
>>322449974
No, Gervais is actually an egotistical idiot.
BEST MOD COMING THROUGH
https://youtu.be/It2qGDRQE2M?t=12s
>>322438796
>Code Realize
His route would be difficult to do.
Fallout 4
Would be brilliant. Why aren't their any dumbass companions besides Super Mutants?
>That ghoul bloke is weird, innit? He gets to live forever but his face looks like soom croosty bollocks?...Not sure I'd mind that, hones'ly
>>322450034
My next Bloodborne play through will be Pilkington mode.
What weapons am I allowed to use boys?
>>322450467
Karl would definitely pick the cane
his logic would be it has 2 uses for walking and fighting if need be
>>322450034
>OK Karl, what if we offered you immortality, but you have to become a squid?
>Err...
>Karl, immortality in the body of a squid. You'd be all powerful.
>But I ave to be a squid?
>Yes.
>...No
>No?
>No, I don't wanna be a squid.
>You're turning down ultimate power, immortality?
>Yeah. Don't wanna be a squid, it'd do me ead in.
>But Karl, you're all powerful, you could do anything you want. You could even turn yourself into a human if you tried.
>Yeah, but, I'D know I was a squid
>>322450467
Use your gun for as long as you can, and when your gun alone can't kill enemies, THEN use the cane.
>>322450641
I get the feeling Karl would pick up anything he finds and try to use it at least once, then instantly give up on it if it leads to him getting hurt at all.
>fallout 4
That would be amazing. I wonder if he'd try to save any bloatflies that fell into water.
>>322450467
Escape most enemies, conversations or any kind of conflict. Don't stay in hot/humid/nasty places too long. Nag about everything with notes.
>>322450263
Why the fuck didn't I know about this?....
GET HIM IN FALLOUT 4
>I'm just sayin that it's a pretty terrible thing to shoot a cloud of bees at someone, what if they were allergic and ended up really sick?
>Karl, we have to win the race
>You have a car that can transform into a boat or a plane in the blink of an eye, you think you would have somethin better to do with that kinda technology
>How does a hedgehog even drive a car, that don't make very much sense
>>322450732
OK, I liked the cane, I thought the hammer sword was OK, but a wheel? A giant wheel that you blungeon people with? Now you're just avin a laugh. That just does me ead in.
>>322450584
>well the way I see it is
>like you know if I'm using a sword
>and the sword gets..it gets broke
>I dunno I break it on one of them nasty alien looking blokes
>you know the 'ard looking ones
>that means I'm left with a useless bit of metal you know
>but if I break a stick in 'alf on one of them blokes
>I've still got two sticks dont uh?
>if anything am at an advantage
>>322438796
Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
He replaces goombella and his tattle ability is numerous lines trying to wrap his head around what it is that he is looking at.
Sounds like fun
>>322438796
>Yoshi's Island
So he'd replace Baby Mario?
>>322451286
I'm trying to think of something he'd say about one of these guys, and I'm blanking.
>Why do the kerbins even need to go to space anyway? it's like.. they don't even have any bloody cities built, shouldn't that be more important? there's nothing up there anyway, just rocks.
>Once there's a tesco in every city, then we can start worryin' bout goin to the mun.
>>322451260
>So I was aving a stroll down at them uh.. them demon's roons, and I came across this big room just full of giant bottoms
>A room full of giant bottoms. Who the hell came up with that? Why is there a room full of giant bottoms? What were they thinkingk? What are they doin down there? What if some poor old woman has damaged er bottom in a car accident and they can't get a transplant because all the bottoms are muckin about down there?
>>322451458
>Why've they got spikes on their eads? What's the purpose? What are those spikes doin? What do they do with the spikes all the way up there? If you wanna use a spike you put in on yer arm, not on yer bloody ead.
>>322451595
I was sorta thinking he'd say something about them being 3D(ish) in a world inhabited by mostly 2D things.
But I guess that works too.
>>322446042
That idea made complete sense. It was like a reincarnation thing, where when you die your consciousness would continue in a new body.
Think EVE online, except for everyone and nobody is having children normally.
>Colonel, there's a man with a giant chaingun here
>Wot?
>A man with a chaingun!
>Err.. well what do you want me to do about it?
>Give me some advice!
>Err... ow big... is the chaingon?
>It's pretty big
>Err, why don't you try and get it off im?
>Colonel, he's twice my size, I'm not even sure if I could lift that thing
>Well, err, try, err
>COLONEL!
>Alrigh alrigh, settle down. OK, I've got it, put a bomb on the floor and get im to walk over it.
>Colonel, he's not stupid, he won't fall for that.
>Well it's freezing cold in there an e's walkin around with no shirt on, he can't be too smart doin that.
>>322451493
>what's all this about mystery goo and that
>make an orbital station around Moho? I can't be doin' with this
You now realise the last podcast with Gervais, Karl and Merchant was 10 years ago.
The only Karl we will get is the odd few TV shows once every 3 years
>>322438796
>FF7
Interesting
>L4D2
>three of us and a bot on maximum difficulty
Nothing changes.
I hate these fucking gift box captchas. Instead of pressing a couple numpad keys and hitting enter, I have to click anywhere from 5-9 times. It's fucking ridiculous.
>>322452075
10/10
"Just let it be. No point mucking about out there for it. Let it eat and wait here, it's going to come to the relay at the end innit?"
Probable fucked
I was thinkingk the other day... metroids, why do we need em? I mean, what are they doin for us? All they do is kill people, why do we keep em around?
>Morrowind
>So CHIM, right? Imagine we're like... like everything's an illusion. But it's like since we're all illusions, nothin' really is. Like how invisible stuff can see each other. But how's knowin' that make someone qualified to be the boss o' things? If thought the economy weren't real, I wouldn't spend my time dealin' with depressions n' such.
>>322453030
>what we doin ere?
>Karl there is a monster loose, and we got to go kill it.
>why? why we botherin a monster? thats dangerous init?
>But Karl, people live on this planet, we have to protect them.
>What they doin living on a planet wit a monster onit? Its their own damn fault, let em sort out their own problems. I'm not even suppose to be ere! I was told I was takin a trip to a planet full of knob critters. What we doin here?
>>322449218
The original thread was up while the announcement about Iwata broke so I couldn't resist
>>322453408
Plus 1000 internets to the one who understands the reference in the last sentence
>>322438796
>dankey kong and karl returns
wut?
>>322453254
>lanky goggle eyes as 2big
It's perfect
>>322453565
Man, an entire game about the unlikely adventures of little monkey fellas. Karl would be fucking ecstatic
>>322453254
>Pirate-Karl is the only somewhat sensible person there
>Still gets called an idiot
>>322453254
>Why we listenin to a giant brain anyway
Well, Karl, maybe the brain, the GIANT BRAIN, is actually smarter than you
>But it's just a brain. Your brain doesn't tell you what to do, you tell your brain what to do. It's like theres some people who's brains want em to do one thing, but they say no and do somethin else. So why are we listenin to this big brain if we're the body?
>>322453254
Why we lettin this unter in? What does that gain us?
>Well we've been trying to keep her out, Karl
No we avent! All the doors are made so she can get in! Who's idea was that? Who was buildin a base an said "We should make all the doors so only the unter can get in"? Who was that?
Karl, I don't think you understand the complexities of building a scientific research facility
>No, but it's as simple as just putting different doors in! Just put in doors that she can't open! It's that easy!
>>322452478
>gets stabbed through the chest
>AW YOU NOB'EAD
![hqdefault[7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UwfY2Ex.jpg "hqdefault[7].jpg")
>All right, Karl. We are sending you to a beautiful little town, in America. Here it is, Silent Hill. What do you think?
>Yeah...
>Come on Karl, you've got to have something more than that.
>Well I mean, it's a bit ordin'ry, innit? Aren't hills usually silent?
>
>>322454249
>That's a funny name
>What's a funny name, Karl?
>Resident Evil. I mean, why would you call it that? Who's evil and proud of it? Why advertise that the person in the ouse is evil?
>>322453670
>why do you even have that many bananas
>why bother chasing them to get it back they will be unripe before we get them
>cant we just go to the shop and buy some
>why does your shop sell balloons, parrots and keys but no food?
>>322438796
I don't think there is a game he could make less entertaining. Mario & Luigi Orange Jam.
>>322438796
>The Swapper
Would he still do it?
>>322454407
>Should be called, ya know, Biohazard or somthin. That's what's goin on, innit?
>>322445124
The worst example of Ricky deriding Karl when he got shit right was one of the early monkey newses about a monkey going into space.
Fair enough he got a lot wrong (of course) like it being a chimpanzee and the left button. But Ricky was making fun of shit that was true. They DID train the chimps to operate the craft and they DID use banana flavoured pellets to incentivise the training which WERE on the craft. Fair enough they weren't technically bananas like Karl said but Ricky was against the idea of a food dispenser period.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_%28chimpanzee%29
>>322454539
>We've created a little gun device that lets you jump into someone else's body like ghost
>SF4
I don't know
>>322438796
I just played DBZ Bodukai Tenkaichi 3 on my ps2
so I guess hes krillin
You know that, uh, that Kanji fella?
>Yes, Karl, he's a very nice gentleman
You don't think he's, you know
>What, Karl?
Well, you don't think he's, like, likes men an that
>What?
Well I just don't want him trying to, you know
>What?
Trying to... well, you know
>OK, Karl, first of all I don't know if he's gay and that's none of my business, second I don't know why it matters. Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's going to try and have sex with you.
I mean, I don't have a problem with those people, but I just don't want him gettin the wrong idea
>I dont understand, why theres all this muckin' about over the middle east
>first it was the americans, they wanted somethin' to do with it, then there was that russian fella
>then the bloody tosser goes an' kills a bunch of people in a queue at a terminal
>an' theres this one american bloke, just faffin' about with these other people, i dont understand it
>top it all off, the russian fella even shoots the poor sod in his 'ead when theyre done murderin' half of moscow
>tell you what, the general can give the promotion to someone else, i cant be bothered with gettin' all touted up like im a gun for hire, going in and killin' innocent people, only to get shot
>and you know wot? the americans can keep the middle east too. theres nothin' there. its like a big giant sandbox
>i dont care if 's got oil, i-it, you know fuckin' wot? theyre goin over there with their tanks and their cars and planes an' all that, i bet theyre burnin' more than theyre gettin' out of that. 's mental. no point. get rid of it
>>322452075
What game?
>>322456559
I haven't even played it, and I know that it's (probably)Metal Gear (probably Solid)
>>322456641
>metal gear solid
OH that's right, the Raven boss fight. My favorite game of all time and all I could think was it was a serious sam reference.
I guess the tank fight was just more memorable
>colonel I uh.. I just blew up a tank
>You what?!
>yeah ah blew it up.
>HOW?
>well I kinda had some grenades, didn't I, and I kinda
>NO, YOU DIDNT
>yeah I kinda just chucked some grenade innit
>JUST CHUCKED SOME GRENADES IN IT?
>yeah well I didn't need 'em so I though, just get rid of em
>Bloody hell..
>it's just all a bit too much innit?
>>322456907
>and you won't believe it, hatch on the turret popped open so I decided to 'ave a look
>and there were all the controls like
>and sittin behind it>little monkey fella
>>322456985
I should have seen that one coming.
>>322455387
(karl out of quotes. fill in the rest. sorry if it's shit I'm tipsy)
>I mean, why are these kids wanderin' about fighting themselves?
>"They're investigating a murder that takes place in a fantasy world. Those big enemies are just their shadows, basically the bad, repressed parts of themselves they shut out."
>Well, I dunno. Why don't they just talk it out? No need to fight--
>"That's how it does play out though. They have to accept themselves."
>No, how about (pause) I mean, they get these big monsters called 'persona' afterward right?
>"Friendly ones, yes."
>why trust a persona? You only just got to know it and they're just appearin' and movin' about without you knowing. You've got you right in front of you. You'll always know where you are.
>"Why in God's name would you choose a double of yourself over powerful creatures?!"
>I mean, traveling in the world is dangerous innit? Murders, creatures an that-
>"Yes and it is certain death."
>Well, that's why you have two of you. It's like...a backup. A persona is like colorful n such... Nobody will be happy to see it at your funeral.
>"It can save you!"
>But if you get murdered who can take your place?
>"You're dead! That's the point of it. You've failed."
>No, you can send your other self home and be done with the investigation.
>"That really doesn't solve the major murder spree though."
>Well...you call the cops in then, right? They send the alive you home and say "Ah yeah, he got murdered." You go and testify.
>Divinity:OS
>Bro-oping with Karl
It would be fun
>>322447791
like what?
>>322438796
>Spore
He'd question literally every design I throw out while a retarded four-eyed duckman pecks at him.
>>322438796
Seeing how my friend is young Karl, Resident Evil 5 (currently playing Mercenaries alone) would end up exactly the same as launch week co-op with me killing everything with no ammo.
>Karl quit trying to snipe with a shotgun
>"But they're getting shot and they're dying eventually"
Karl as my advisor in Civ V, I'd play that
>>322460639
>why are you wasting shotgun ammo Karl?
>well don't need it, innit? Just get rid of it.
