Greetings from Germany.
Are there any one else excited for AGDQ?
>>322425732
I am.
I only watch the AwfulGDQ, tho.
You see some pretty sick stuff in there.
Greetings from Germany, my whole town came down with cancer last year and now they're all dead
I hope I can donate money for saving the animals
>>322425732
Wen interessiert wo du her kommst ?
I wonder if Cosmo will be there, but I doubt it
>>322426236
I don't think he goes outside anymore since he started the hormone treatments
>literally no good streamers
whats the point
https://youtu.be/2F_ogZRDWV4
No autism no fun
Is based chibi going?
https://a.pomf.cat/yecwhc.webm
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! I had to donate during one of my favorite games of all time. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because of you guys. I love seeing my childhood being destroyed in these speedruns. Shoutouts to the runners and people who made this possible. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! Remember, save frames, not the animals. Everybody say HOYP!
I dumped catgirls in the sgdq thread last year because cosmo's run was so awful. Hope I don't have to do that again.
>>322428160
Don't worry, it won't be cosmo anymore.
>>322428160
It's Narcissa you shitlord
no drama
no memes
no fun
everyone with charisma has been banned
i just hope some turbo autists slip under their radar and we get another crash bandicoot
>>322428035
That was fucking golden
>>322428035
IIRC he is banned from being allowed to attend GDQ's after the whole cheating ordeal
I sorta want to watch those Super Monkey Ball runs.
They're not apples.
THEY'RE WHUMPA FRUIT
I hope it's better this time around
I was so triggered last summer, it was like I was being raped.
I also hope they also have safe spaces for females and transgender players to play in safety, away from misogynistic males
>>322428149
10/10
only improvement needed is to force in something about "watching while I'm supposed to be working"
>Yoshi's Island is just a bonus incentive
I thought Yoshi's Island was one of the more popular speed runs they always do every year
>>322425732
No.
I'm exited about watching it with you though.
>>322429335
Yes so why not make them pay for it.
>>322425959
Prepare for literally nothing, anon. I'm sorry.
>actually enjoy watching speedruns
>mfw /v/ only ever remembers Chibi, the cucking saga, and asks what Cosmo is doing despite the fact that he hasn't been relevant in running for years
>>322426236
zhe prefers cosmette
>>322428541
Are those stupid "OMG le cringggee" moments that get uploaded to YouTube for people to yell at the reason why GDQ doesn't let people have fun anymore?
>>322429745
Fuck you I follow the pokemon speedrunning scene very closely senpai desu
>>322428035
wait, were they talking to the chat? Or did she literally tell him right there to go fuck himself?
>>322429745
/v/ also loves KevinDDR and the Tetris segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_b6H8dHHm0
>>322428035
>mfw Mark Zuckerburg on the left could have prevented this
Was he right?
>last summer when that fat ass sat on the couch and stunk it up so bad they had to get it clean right after
>>322429965
The chat, it's in the webm.
>Thinking of getting comfy and watch it
>Realize It's one day before going back to classes
I just wanted to have Coffee and Cookies while watching people getting autistic while playing videogames.
>>322430749
link to video?
>>322428149
Greetings from Germany!
I've been watching every AGDQ since 2013 and every SDGQ from 2014. I recently learned that my father's son was diagnosed with cancer 10 years ago. I had to donate during one of my top 5 favorite games of all time and my 2nd favorite Zelda game. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because I've been watching at work when I'm supposed to be busy! I remember playing this game from my childhood, and seeing it destroyed in these speedruns has been incredible because I remember playing it. Shoutouts to my favorite runner Mr. xyz-man, whose twitch streams I watch all the time, and all the other runners and people who made this possible. My paycheck doesn't come until next week, but I just had to donate for the Megaman prize. I just had to donate for such a worthy cause and because no one else deserves to feel that pain, so please keep up the good work and let's kick cancer's butt! Donation goes to runner's choice... as long as he puts it towards saving the frames and murdering dem animals. If they were intelligent enough to deserve saving, they wouldn't get themselves trapped during the escape... Haha! I will donate extra 5 dollars if the announcer can say my name correctly and everyone distracts the stream with my inside joke after the runner does something impossible.
Everybody say HOYP!
QUICKLY GUYS SOMEONE FAST NAME something more autistic than speedrunning RNG heavy games
not watching this year
the sonic block looks like shit and everything else is unwatchable
>>322426729
There not all streamers
>>322431876
Competitive smash or pokemon
Fangame romhacking
>>322431876
/v/
>>322431085
I don't think anybody was recording when it happened
https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2016 for pictures and tweets from the event
>>322431876
Cheating at speedrunning.
>Zelda: Skyward Sword
>speedrun involves beating the game at home and then copying your save over to a new game
>Final Fantasy 7
>grind your levels up to max at homes and collect everything you need
>use that save after beating the first disc
You aren't speedrunning, you're just saving before the final boss and then loading it.
>>322432005
so they're just LPers?
>>322425732
Daily reminder that "problematic" streamers got banned because they made fun of that tranny
>no cosmo
>no diaper boy
>no duke
>no werster
>no goose
>no chibi
>no ysg
nah.
is this guy there?
So which speedrunners from their original days
haven't they banned yet?
>>322428035
Poor chibi, even his gf looks like an ugly feminine man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8rUzA8O_aQ
>>322429812
Yes.
Because GDQ wants to be a srs respectabru organisation and that is damaging to their "reputation", even though it's likely the biggest portion of viewers after SGDQ 2014 are the people who come because of memes and drama.
Honestly the whole speedrunning scene is a mess right now.
post funny stuff
>>322433176
Wow, It looks like his opponent used confusion
>>322429745
>cosmo not relavent for years
>once again got the world record for ocarina in 2015
>>322434069
IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE
I'm probably going to watch it in hopes the autists try and speak out about how their once fun speedrunning even is now turned into a corporate game and how even having a little bit of fun could get you kicked out of the building. Its a shame, really.
>inb4 touhoufag shits up the thread about "pedophile dolls"
>>322433998
>>322434069
World record in shit art
I'm going to leave my ps4 on and watch the entire time.
>>322434069
>tfw a girl has a bigger dick than /v/
>>322433176
Caleb is actually pretty cool as memerunners go
His stream is somehow the most chill despite the roids
>>322434263
the knife is good tho
>>322434304
Soon it'll be gone, it's confirmed he's getting his sex change in March, in Poland. Dat sjw twitch money fitting the bill
>>322434069
>my cock is literally bursting out of my skirt right now
>>322434296
I'm going to play spelunky while watching alllllllll day tomorrow
>>322433805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtPIGdd3mpo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaUfpou0MBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsSNh23SwPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETUzY_RYhg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYQ3ANhnNM&index=60&list=WL
>>322434518
People where talking about this on a subreddit, I thought it was bullshit?
whatever happend to that guy that got cucked by his wife? she fucked like 5 guys at the event or some shit.
>>322434654
>>322434521
Fuck, he can afford to get his dick cut off, but not a dentist to fix his shitty teeth?
Why the hell does GDQ have to be the event that attracts the speedrunning clique?
Fucking hell, there are so many no fun rules its insane
>>322434618
whats this about?
>>322428035
>no, but I'm about to bang you in a second
ok
>cosmo will be dead soon once the realization hits him
oh well, when do peaches or feasel get to play at the marathon?
>>322434518
I honestly can't comprehend what goes through the mind of a man to cut his own penis off and call himself a girl
Why does society expect me to treat these people as human, and shun me for saying they have mental issues?
will she ever return?
>>322429745
>TASbot
>tetris grandmaster runs
those are a couple that i can think of that pretty much everyone goes apeshit over because of the quality they have.
Someone post The List
>>322432005
Don't worry, no charge for them.
>>322434618
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs [Embed]
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>322435139
I haven't been following for a while, but is that nigger who did that Super Mario Sunshine run for SGDQ 2013 going to be back
>>322434069
I KNEW IT!!!!!
>>322435241
It's ok though, they have a high suicide rate for a reason, but fuck me for being intolerant
>>322435139
feasel is the best. I think he's only running Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom though?
>>322429745
What do you excpect?
When GDQ got taken over by SJWS and greedy pigs people need to look for something fun
Can we stop?
>>322431014
>mfw my uni has two extra weeks of break
>>322435517
Thank god for that,
I feel that the more attention society gives these people the longer they are going to live for
>>322435402
>>322434518
So the faggots going through with it, holy shit hope when he offs himself it's live on twitch
Oh shit, it starts today. Neat.
>>322434514SAY IT
>>322432696
>that Minecraft speedrun at SGDQ
>pic related
>Cosmo
>>322436113
more like /v/
