Wait, which one is my wife?
>>322386912
the one with the taller nose, less of a manchin, bigger eyes, and brown hair
the one who isn't dead
>>322386912
>spouse just died
>but your main character has somehow already moved on and is ready to start a new relationship with somebody else
BRAVO BETHESDA
>>322386912
The Jew lookin slut
>>322387567
> sexual relationships are mandatory to proceed with the game
> thr choices you make in the game reflect you personality
>>322387567
>spouse dies
>oh nooooo what's his/her name is dead
Like they should have had a first date or the wife passing the bar or the husband passing boot camp interactive scene
Couldn't form a bond with what's her face desu
>>322387567
>Meet a cute ghoul chick
>she asks if I want to bang
>can only tell her my wife died and I'm in mourning
>30 minutes later
>come across some fat loud mouthed spic outside of Diamond City throwing a tantrum because everyone hates her so much they're trying kick her out
>"Ey babe I luv u 5evr, u wan sum fuk?"
Thanks Todd
>>322387567
but spouse died some 70 years ago
>>322387957
This too honestly
>>322386912
FUUUUUUUUCK
piper is such a qt, i cant resist her quirkiness or how awkward she gets when your flirting with her
i want someone like her irl
>>322387567
>Forced to play with a certain back story, not allowed to form your own personality
>character isn't even consistent
BRAVO
>>322386912
Piper....crazy women are better in bed.
>>322388149
>autistic journalist
Just look in the homeless shelter
>>322388265
>Piper
>crazy
She's just a perky quirky girl
Don't you dare call my waifu crazy, by the way
This is a shitty game. Probably the worst Fallout, but damn piper is fucking cute.
is there a way to fuck her, /v/? even lady killer couldn't get her to drop trou for me
>>322388001
>bethesda forces your character to be disgusted by ghoul chick despite being in decent shape for a ghoul
Piper's face and overuse of hand gestures alone annoys me.
>>322388630
How about here sister?:^)
>can't romance the best character that the game doesn't even deserve to have in
for what purpose
>>322388857
>leaving her little kid sister in Diamond City by herself
That seems perfectly safe.
>>322388857
>>322388558
don the ncr uniform and hope she doesnt mistake another guy for you.
Piper would be an alright companion were it not for that godawful voice if hers.
Holy shit, even Cait and Curie have better voices despite their terrible accents
>>322389115
kek
nora 2.0 is best wife matey
>delicious brown
>>322388558
No she was gonna fuk u but then she saw another big piped soldier in your bed and she fucked him instead
>>322389612
wat
>>322389516
Mfw mine is blonde with a nazi tattoo
>gotta find muh baby
>but first of all why don't you help a few dozen settlements get their shit together?
>>322389747
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4aJ7_N0q8
@2:40
Wow fuck you for making me watch that again so many feels I'm tearing up
>>322387957
Actually the character creation was your waifu/husbandostation so you would get pissed about creating the other char and then watching them die.
>>322386912
The one that doesn't look like an annoying big-mouthed slag cunt that is tainted by living in sheet metal shacks and living in a fucking garbage dump.
Piper a fucking shit.
>>322390678
Here's the headline: Local faggot can't see best waifu if it slapped him on the ass.
>Playing a game that needs mods to be good
WEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9AqFWaA5U
>>322390281
fffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i should never have told Boone to go back to Novac. i'm getting rid of this bitch.
>>322392308
Sounds like to me she just wanted to celebrate and found NCR Chad in your room.
She never intended to fuck you.
>>322391956
Oh, I see her anon.
The whole, "so what's the scoop" snappy reporter shtick is very tiresome
>>322388001Who killed Hannibal?
>tfw Bioware does romance better
Holy fuck.
