You have to choose five video game characters to play a game of basketball with the Monstars. Keep in mind that if they lose, they will be forced to work at Moron Mountain.
Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Michael Jordan
Lola Bunny
Peter Venkman
Christopher Robin
Shadow the Edgehog
El Donte
Sephiroth
Lucas Blight
>>322273635
... Peter venkman?
>>322273553
Bayonetta
Dhalsim
Scout
Cerebella w/ hat
Toad Man
>>322274013
Unless I'm mistaken, Bill Murray himself has never appeared in a video game, so I'll have to settle for the next best thing.
>>322273553
Charles Barkley
Hops
Balthios
Cyber Dwarf
Shadow Barkley
>>322273553
Dante
Bayonetta
Raiden
Rodin
The Black Baron
The first 3 would be enough but I wanted to put black people in the list.
>>322273553
kratos
Bayonetta
dante
asura
gwyn
>>322274129
Was Murray in space jam?
>>322273553
Lanky Kong
Mario
Doom Guy
Shaq
Kenshiro
>>322274390
Yes.
>>322273553
CJ
Franklin
Balrog
Lee Everett
Donkey Kong
>>322274390
Have you ever even seen the movie?
Dante
Raiden
Snake
Liquid Snake
Jackie Chan
>>322273553
Talos
Caine
Bayonetta
Asura
a rat
>>322274418
Why lanky?
>>322273553
>Charles Barkley
>Hoopz Barkley
>Cyberdwarf
>Cybernetic Vince Carter
don't even need a 5th, desu
>>322274495
In theaters, and this should explain why I didn't remember about Murray. I remember the character though, he's the guy saving the game before Jordan arrives isn't he?
>>322274509
A rat? For wat?tsss
>>322273553
Jackie Chan
>>322274752
HAS
>>322274478
>>322274510
you saw Space Jam right?
>>322274323
this
CHAOS DUNK
>>322274875
I'm pretty sure lanky isn't in it
>>322274705
More or less. He didn't really do much, they just needed a fifth player to qualify for the last minutes of the game.
>>322273635
Everybody go home
>>322274960
just a goofy choice in reference to this scene.
>>322274834
It's their secret weapon.
>>322274960
What did Micheal Jordan do to win the game? What can Lanky do?
>>322274705
>tfw there's people on /v/ right now that hasn't seen Space Jam in theaters
They don't know what they missed
>>322273553
A level 1 Rattata with a Focus Sash
Lankey Kong
Dhalsim
Charles Barkley
A French Man with an Insect Glaive
Naruto
Luffy
Lucky Man
Jojo
Luigi
Team is unstoppable at the B-ball.
>>322273553
Sonic
4 Sonic recolors
>>322273553
Mario
Link
Kirby
Pikachu
Donkey Kong
>>322273635
>kicking Taz out of the starting 5
good luck making up for those 4 points
>>322275305
But JordanHAS STYLE
>>322275463
Hey man, Murray is literally undefeated.
Guybrush ThreepWood
Lee from WalkingDead
Young Ocelot
Corvo
Shulk
>>322275404
Now this is just lazyyou should apply at sega
Shaq
Shaq
Shaq
Shaq
Shaq
Sans
Mario
Ness (because PSI)
Phoenix Wright
The Blob
>>322275641
Good luck with that free throw game senpai.
>>322274851
NIGGERS
>>322273553
Nero
Adam Jensen
Arcueid
Charles Barkley
Lucky GlauberGreetings Earthlings, we have now taken over your radioooOOOOO
Wario solos
Monster jobbers failed to beat a Rabbit at B-ball when he 5-0'd a B-Ball Rabbit
gg no re, the other 4 don't matter
>>322273553
Miachel Jordan
Shaq
Charles Barkley
Mario
Shadow the Hedgehog
>>322273553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
space jam is actually a piece of shit, just watched it like a month ago with my little nephew and it was legitimately really hard to sit through
>>322276094
for the record I did see it when I was a kid, my parents still have the vhs
Fox McCloud
Falco Lombardi
Marth
Sheik
Jigglypuff
Uchiha Madara
CJ
Vernon Roche
Omega Barkley
Senator Armstrong
Ryu Hayabusa
Sonic the Hedgehog
Fox McCloud
Doomguy
Pac-Man
>>322276202
>still have the vhs
We hold the true pieces of the holy grail, nakama.
>>322275842
>implying fouls can stop Shaw
>>322276094
It was a product of the era, when Michael Jordan was the single greatest thing in the universe, it wasn't the type of thing that'd work in a different time.
some fag gonna stream it for us?
>>322276070
I'd just send five of these fuckers to do the job.
And if they lose, they'd find the heart of Moron Mountain and do what they do best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq79iVVwJ1A
>>322276442
good writing is good writing, but space jam definitely didn't have any of that going on
it was the most transparent vehicle for an actor I've ever seen
Space Jam was retarded. I didn't care about Michael Jordan or some retarded aliens. Back in Action was better, it just focused on the characters and created situations that could actually be made entertaining with them instead of a stupid basketball game. Brendan Fraser is basically an IRL cartoon character and an actual actor.
>>322275842
won't need it when all the Monstars are fouled out for hack a shaq. They don't even have bench players.
>>322274495
oh my god the shading on bugs is opposite of everyone else
what the fuck
how did they miss this
its making me freak out
THE LIGHT SOURCE IS THE OPPOSITE SIDE YOU FUCKS
FIX IT
FIX IT AND HD RELEASE IT
>>322276758
>an actor
There were two comedians and no actors in that movie. Certainly no acting for that matter.
Michael Jordan
Charles Barkley
Vinceborg
Larry Bird
Hoopz Barkley
Their transformation scene was nightmare fuel for me.
Didn't even think they looked scary afterwards, but that scene scared the shit out of me.
>>322276070
>addictive as fuck
>>322273553
Space Jam fucking sucked. Fucking pissed on the LT's legacy. Meanwhile at least this movie tried to be faithful and was actually fun.
Man, why have the Looney Tunes been total shit for years? Just compare Wabbit to the recent Mickey Mouse shorts.
>>322276886
>Space Jam was retarded
Good job little preacher
Have anything else the Choir would like to hear?
>>322277095
The Monstars redefined the definition of beast mode. To this day there is no higher level of going hard than going Monstar.
>>322274478
>>322276070
I unironically love all of the remixes for this song you can find on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6jbMdWaeXY
>>322273939
>Christopher Robin
>>322277158
Looney Toons show was good. I don't know why you don't acknowledge it.
>>322274478
>Balrog
That would actually be hilarious to see. Just headbutting and pounding at the ball across the court..
>>322277019
Man, have you seen Space Jam recently? It looks like total shit. Roger Rabbit looks a million times better, and it's 7 years older.
>>322273553
Charles Barkley
Lanky Kong
Shaq
Dhalsim
DIO
>>322277460
It might be time to go back to plate for one more swing at it.
>>322276070
>drop it, rock it down the room
>shake it, quake it, space kaboom
>>322276070
Ristar
Lanky Kong
Monkey D Luffy
Dhalsim
I can't think of a fifth
Lee Everett
Sonic
DK
Bayonetta
Banjo and Kazooie
>>322277502
Yeah it was at times. Really liked that they gave Lola an actual personality as Bugs' neurotic stalker.
But seriously, the IP has become a fucking joke though. I'd say if Mickey is Mario, than Bugs is Sonic; both used to be fucking awesome by going against what their competition was doing, but due to the times and idiotic companies, have become fucking jokes while their competition is still doing decently.
>>322277830
Thats 6 yousillywilly
>>322277930
>new Mickey
>a joke
the shorts are adorable fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElOlFl7pnno
>>322276070
>EVERYBODY GET UP
Every time I hear this anymore I just think of things like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4s_Nltytjg
>>322277976
B-K count as one if that two headed monstar counts as one
>>322276608
why the fuck hasn't there been a harlem globetrotters sim game yet?
>>322278254
I don't think there's a two headed monstar.
>>322277786
I want to do immoral things to a pixie
>>322278087
He meant Bugs is a joke while Mickey is still doing good you fucknard.
Also I just noticed that Kingdom Hearts is kinda Disney's version of Space Jam seeing it's about an evil force from another world terrorizing cartoon characters and they need unorthadox help.
Charles Barkley, team captain with the chaos dunk
White Mage, every dream team needs a girl
Wakka, mad passing game
Chewbacca, tall ass wookie with the rebounds
Shadow the Hedgehog, to give our team an edge
Ristar
Tofu
Bubsy
Gex
Pulseman
Samus Aran
Bayonetta
Shulk
Solid Snake
Wrex.
>>322278535
>Shadow the Hedgehog, to give our team an edge
>>322276070
People need to stop hating and recognize and respect Space Jam.
It combined some of the most irrelevant things in human history and combined them into a cultural phenomenon effortlessly.
Nothing else, absolutely no other movie has used so little and achieved so much. It is a statistical impossibility and Space Jam remains unrivaled in the achievement.
>>322278339
Well fuck me I guess
>>322278572
>Wrex.
Shepard.
>>322278572
>Wrex
Can't see a Krogan playing B-Ball well one way or another.
Lebron
Steph Curry
Russell Westbrook
Kevin Durant
Dante DMC3
all these people have been in videogames
>>322278836
This, although I'd love to see a bunch of Krogans playing football.
>>322274270
>Implying the Monstars wouldn't stomp the shit outta them
Have fun at Moron Mountain you Moron.
HEY YOU
>>322279081
I think there's a mention of one playing it in either 2 or 3.
>>322278439
We all do, anon, we all do.
i'd go with a lineup of 100% negrotastic talent
DK
Lanky
CJ
Eddy from tekken
Doc Louis
>>322279181
Dante is actually debatable since he is clowned around by someone like Jester with similar attributes to the Monstars but comes out on top in the end.
I'd say someone like Asura also counts but I can't quite recall how much that spider punked him. He has the arms though.
>>322273553
Strelok
Lone wanderer
Vault dweller
Chosen one
Courier
Vats the ball in and use artifacts to run faster
>>322275947
Throw in Mario too, he had some sick moves in NBA Street
>>322275947
>TFW Wario is so good at adaptation he beat a guy named Bomberman using nothing but bombs while having no known prior experience fighting with them at the time.
Monstars B T F O
lebron with a team of lebrons
manngo sentinel is the team mascot
>>322279914
You know the sentinel's going to glitch and kill all the Lebrons on x-gene active possibility, right?
Probably the Monstars too, in fact we Master Mold now.
Balrog
Bison
Zangief
Hugo
El Fuerte
>>322280085
Won't happen because we also have Steph Summers on our side aka Chef Cyclops at point guard who will just blast them away if they ever disobey.
>walugi
>deoxys-speed
>bayonetta
>maiq the liar
>kefka
With all these weird powers i can't lose
>>322278571
How Bubsy can help against them ?
>>322278669
Space Jam is like a modern Holocaust, only in a hundred years we'll realize just how right it all was.
