>he hasn't 1cc'd a shmup yet
What's your excuse, /v/?
But I have.
>>322264608
Touhoufags not allowed
>>322264947
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is ALLTYNEX Second a more acceptable answer?
>>322264608
>>322265089
>PC doujin shit
Whats wrong, not man enough to clear an actual Arcade shmup?
Can you git really gud at the genre and just blow through every shmup, or do you pretty much have to memorize every shmup?
Also is there a more unfair and bullshit shmup than R Type? I'm not too deep into the genre, but the final boss is literally impossible to dodge unless you have a bunch of speed power ups, which you lose upon one single death. Unless I was being retarded
>>322266493
Most shmups are quite easy to clear, it's only till you start playing for score when you need to go balls deep with memorizing, and even then your execution consistency will still suck ass because of natural human error.
I can't even come close in other CAVE games but I did 1cc Deathsmiles
>>322264608
>the easiest game to 1cc in the easiest series to 1cc
>>322266493
>Also is there a more unfair and bullshit shmup than R Type?
R-Type II, maybe?
>>322266493
You basically need to no-miss R-Type in order to 1-ALL it, the final boss does have a few safe spots though which makes him easier. You just have to dodge that one fast attack he does and he should die shortly after that.
Recca good enough?
>>322270241
>console shmup
nope
GO CLEAR MARZ MATRIX
>>322264608
girlshmups are not true shmups
>>322270642
What's wrong with it being a console shmup?
You'd object to Einhander to Gradius V or whatever as well?
>>322268127
EoSD is far easier, so is MoF
>>322270904
Those don't have border team that turns all of your bombs into lives
>>322270642
Nanostray was alright
Got nothing on Darius tho
>>322270820
>Einhander
Muh cinematic experience shmup.
>Gradius V
Shit level design, shit new option types, no moai level and 1 loop lasts too damn long.
>>322271182
trying too hard
Pulled off my first ever 1cc a few days ago actually. Granted it was only the ADH route but goddamn if it didn't feel good. This is only the beginning to my journey of gitting gud.
oh, but i have
>>322271182
>Hating on Gradius V
Now you're just shitposting
>>322263671
>"a shmup"
they vary so much in difficulty, it's not exactly cool to say you did.
>>322265089
Man i dont think i can beat the 4th stage without dying
>>322271809
It's true though, Treasure shouldn't be allowed to work on other peoples IPs. They clearly cannot respect the original games and have to do "clever" and "innovative" stuff that end up being gimmicky shit, like the multi-whip in Castlevania 4 which breaks game balance and flying backwards in G5 which is just retarded.
The only one I have 1cc is Axelay, which I can do very reliably.
But then, the only ones I have played are Axelay, R-Type and R-Type III.
>>322271809
>Man i dont think i can beat the 4th stage without dying
Where do you have problems?It's the satellite laser isnt it.
>>322272112
Super Castlevania IV was made by Konami you immense fucking retard.
>>322272698
Most of its programmers would go on to work at Treasure you immense fucking retard.
>>322263671
>tfw 1cc'd Ikaruga
It was a good day.
>tfw 1cc'd Mushihemasama Futari a few days ago
Feels good man.
>>322273695
Nice work anon.
I can only get to Stage 3, cant get used to the polarity mechanic at all.
>>322272914
Nope. That's an ancient myth that refuses to die, probably because immense fucking retards such as yourself keep perpetuating it.
iirc, you can see Treasure staff involved in stuff like Bucky O'Hare, Rocket Knight Adventures, Contra III, but not SCIV or Contra: Hard Corps or whatever.
Post essential shmups, I need to get into this genre.
>>322274885
All of them.
>>322274885
go play mars matrix
>>322274885
Darius Gaiden
>>322274885
metal BLACKED
>>322276147
Not him but I played Metal Black and honestly when I hit the last stage, I had no idea what the fuck is going on any more.
>>322263671
does metal slug count as a shmup?
cause ive beaten 3 on level 8 and only lost one life but used not continues
>>322274571
Yaiman is credited as the programmer and even said he's the one that made up multi-whip in CV4.
Keep being a dumbass though.
>>322276262
It's truly an amazing game.
I love the imagery during the final boss and the medley that plays while you're fighting it.
>>322274885
Raiden 3
rip teh urn
>>322276393
That was an interesting final boss but I kept scratching my head saying "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!"
>>322276479
I take it you are doing a solo character? Keep it up though you will get it soon I bet.
>>322270904
No it isnt
>>322276630
Yeah, I was using Solo Birthday.
I just 1cc'd Mushihimesama on Original after a 1 week long break, 2nd 1cc since I started playing shmups seriously. I even had enough lives/bombs at the final boss to just bomb through it.
Feels great. Wonder what shmup I should play next, probably an old-school one like R-Type or Gradius.
>>322276393
Yasuhisa Watanabe is godlike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIX3Ae7Q-UY
>>322276747
Nice, cool character choice.
>>322276913
>the stage 4 theme and boss theme that transition into each other perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xni0MJThU6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHGH2LJEKhE
>>322274885
Einhänder
>>322263671
Last time i tried 1 cc something was metal slug 3.
I deep regret this.
>>322277679
What's the best Metal Slug, and why is it Metal Slug X?
>>322277679
I think Metal Slug X is the more fun game, and Metal Slug 3's final boss is fucking dumb
>>322277201
You'd love the Photosynthesis Suite in DariusBurst. Also as far as Metal Black goes I like this track a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j6BvgG7o-w
More Watanabe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJamNHvzQxQ
>>322278303
>You'd love the Photosynthesis Suite in DariusBurst
RayCrisis did a similar thing, especially on the PlayStation.
>one track for the entire game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmkzpU-Kwtw
what's a good shmup for 5 dollars on steam?
>>322281250
ALLTYNEX Second
>>322281250
Ikaruga is alright
I haven't tried out Kamui or Crimson Clover yet but they're under 5 dollars as well. There's also Sine Mora which is a bit more unorthodox.
>>322280048
I might have to look into this. But yeah one of the reasons I like Darius so much is the music, a lot of it is really bizarre but enjoyable for me.
>>322281250
ikaruga is the safe answer
>>322281250
Ikaruga is $4.99, and Crimzon Clover is $2.49.
>>322281556
>>322281574
>>322281641
>ikaruga
>good
GO PLAY MARS MATRIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAO6akjqdg
>>322281250
Definitely get Crimzon Clover its probably one of the best shmups on there easily.
>>322281250
Crimzon Clover. Spend the remaining money on band-aids for your ass.
>>322281894
It's not my cup of tea at all, but it's generally agreed upon as a great shmup and it would be foolish not to mention it.
>>322281894
Ikaruga is the point of reference for shmups. It might not be the best one ever but it's great to judge general quality by. Makes picking out moefag secondaries that only play kuso garbage like Touhou super easy.
>>322281894
But Mars Matrix isn't on Steam, he can emulate that. Ikaruga was also one of the most direct answers to his question.
>Want to shill DBCS
>But it's fifty fucking dollars (forty right now because of the sale)
>>322281914
man I really don't get the love for crimzon clover
it's not bad and I don't regret the $2 or whatever I spent on it, but I've played a dozen other games like it that are more fun
I'll sound like a broken record because I've said this a handful of times already, but the best thing about it is that the lock-on mechanic vaguely reminds me of how awesome rayforce is. but it just makes me want to play rayforce again, it doesn't make me like cc more
>>322281250
Just fucking get Dariusburst, it's worth the money.
>>322282340
I don't have that much money.
Anyways, what's the general opinion of Astebreed and Judgment Silversword?
recommend some snes and ps1 shmups, please
>>322282604
people have mixed feelings about astebreed. not really seen judgement discussed
>>322263671
Kingdom Grandprix is the only one I'd brag about
>>322271443
How is the game? I'm waiting for a vita price drop on it as a fan of Gaiden and 2 but I couldn't get in to the original Burst. Should I give it a try?
>>322282604
I disliked Asterbreed, felt it was more style than substance.
Is there a way to hack the Raiden IV resolution?
I'm stuck at 1024x768 on a 4:3 screen and it looks like butthole.
>>322283076
It was. Can't remember the name but the devs previous game was a bit better but still not great. Asterbreed isn't bad either as long as you treat it like something other than a shmup
>>322283017
I love it myself.I received it as a christmas gift.The game has a lot of content though and I've already spent about 30 hours on it after only having it about a week. The Chronicle mode is fun and feels like a really good tool to practice and get better at the game, plus there's 9 Silver-Hawks to choose from (one of them, the Murakumo, being exclusive to Chronicle). The Silver-Hawks from the older Darius games all make a return so if Gaiden is your thing then it tags along, Black Hole Bomb and all.
>>322283484
Thanks white brother
>>322283568
If possible I'd just get it on Steam. If you don't like it then you can just refund it.
>>322282604
have you played ikaruga? if you haven't, it is really good and worth the pick up. if you have, how did you feel about the maze elements? would you dislike a shmup for having story elements that break up the gameplay between levels? if you'd be fine with all that you should check out the demo for sine mora. I love it, but people who like to 1cc or play shmups for score tend to hate it
>>322283368
ether vapor
>>322282657
>SNES shmups
lol
>PS1 shmups
Einhander
R-Type Delta
Gradius Gaiden
Harmful Park
Zanac X Zanac
Lots of ports like DoDonPachi, Darius Gaiden, G-Darius, RayStorm, R-Types, etc.
>>322284097
I've played Ikaruga on 360, I'm not much of a fan of the puzzle stuff. Never could get the hang of switching colors on the spot.
>>322282657
Parodius 4 on both SNES and PSX, and it's the greatest Konami shmup of all time.
>>322284421
Ikaruga doesn't have puzzles. There is no puzzle stuff.
>>322284606
I can never decide what game I like most out of Gokujou, Oshaberi, and Sexy Parodius.
They are all so excellent.
>>322285095
The scoring system itself is a puzzle game.
>hurf durf match 3 same colored enemies or else you get penalized
WE PUYO POP NOW!!!
>>322285391
Probably Oshaberi because of all the shot types and secrets. Also a crazy old japanese man yells at you while playing.
>>322285576
>do the thing to get a good score or you get penalized with a worse score
And this is different from all other shmups with significant scoring mechanics... how?
>>322285847
because match 3 is probably the laziest and most uninteresting mechanic and it's the best they could come up with even though they had the whole polarity thing to work off of.
>>322286408
I don't like the scoring system either, but it's not a puzzle.
>>322283331
Also how the hell does the Dariusburst beam dueling works?
It's certainly not timing based anymore, there's another trick to it.
>>322287217
Unless you're using Genesis Silver Hawk or Murakumo (I think those are the only ones), it's timing based.
>>322287217
Easiest way to do it is let the enemy laser fire and then go up into it and counter burst. Its easier than timing it head on.
>>322287217
It is timing based with the exception of the Genesis Silver-Hawk and Murakumo, also what >>322287929 said. Just let them fire then strafe into their beams and fire as you enter it.
>>322287929
>>322288609
Oh ok, thanks.
Yeah it just seemed weird coming from Metal Black.
>>322289101
Also be aware that the Burst counter on the Genesis Silver-Hawk requires you to mash it out. The Assault Silver-Hawk's counter burst isn't a beam but it works in the same fashion as the Legend, Next, and Formula.
>>322263671
They're boring, stupid, and pointless like most arcade games.
I play for the story and the gamefeel, not to expand my e-peen.
>>322289903
shmups are all about tight game mechanics though
>>322289903
>Having fun and challenging yourself is boring, stupid, and pointless
>>322289903
>story
>gamefeel
faggot detected.
>>322290118
If I'm going to challenge myself, I'll develop an actual skill. Not just memorize attack patterns.
>>322263671
Because I'm not an autistic who enjoys repetitive tasks
>>322289903
>I play for the story
>i don't care about e-peen, but let me brag about shit no one cares about in an anomyous board about video games
>>322290118
>playing dodge the circles for 10 hours is fun
shaking my head to be honest family
>>322290317
Can you post even one fun game?
>>322290424
God Hand
>>322290312
I answered OP's question.
Sorry to break up your circlejerk.
>>322290548
>playing dodge the fists for 10 hours is fun
>>322290552
>slow and calm discussion about a subject we all here like
>circlejerk
Oh great, an autist.
>>322290628
false equivalence
the singular objective in shmups is don't get hit and hold the fire button, which is accomplished by moving out of the way. This is the only thing you do
God hand and most other games require multiple inputs and more complex problem solving beyond moving pattern recognition and small adjustments to position. This is ultimately why shmups are boring: there is no style or finesse to memorizing which 3 pixels during any given frame aren't filled with bullets. Its the IWTBTG of genres.
>>322264608
Ignore the fucking elitist,IN is one of the lesser difficult Touhou game because you can bomb spam your way to victory,but at the same time I still consider the game to have one the hardest spell cards in the series right behind LOLK seriously those last words is not a joke.
>>322291215
#rekt
>>322282160
Ikaruga isn't even a shmup you fucking retard. It's a fucking puzzle game.
>>322291215
>This is the only thing you do
They have made more shmups since Space Invaders. There's more to them than that.
I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't play the games he complains to about to know this though.
>>322281894
>Actually bother to look at link
Shit nigga I haven't seen this video in ages, some good nostalgia right there
>>322291350
>a puzzle game
>there are no puzzles
>>322291703that's the puzzle
>>322291703
>literally just Candy Crush match 3 garbage in a spaceship
>not a puzzle game
>>>/reddit/
>>322291697
You might appreciate this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tay4EknsXaY
>>322291476
Oh sorry
>use bomb when you're about to die/misjudge which 3 pixels aren't lethal
>change phase when the color of the dots are different
>go into tiny dot mode when the going gets really tough
It's fine that you like them but fuck they're the exact same shit with a different veneer of gimmick on top
At least Metal Slug/Contra involves stage variation, and even serious sam lets you pick your weapons for any given situation
>>322291784
Oh, I get it.
You're a moron.
Carry on.
>>322289903
>play for story
Most videogame stories are trash. Go read a fucking book instead.
>>322291905
>At least Metal Slug/Contra involves stage variation
Something like Gradius doesn't though?
You've at least HEARD of Gradius, right?
I'm tryin' man.
I have this and Ikaruga on steam and I debate getting an arcade stick
I also want to get gud at fightans and rhythm games
>>322291934
Most books are trash.
Just because it's not a book doesn't mean it doesn't have a good story.
A good interactive story>a good story you can't change.
>>322292179
Mushihime is easy as hell on novice. I put some effort into beating original, then was really super sad when my replay didnt save properly.
If youre planning on keeping a replay you might wanna record seperatly, dont trust the in-game function.
>>322292179
them delicious plump tits, god damn
>>322263671
I am intelligent enough to realize that the entire shmup genre is nothing but pattern recognition and memorization of when and where to move the ship to. I do not have the necessary amount of autism required to enjoy these type of "video games" and I am better off for it.
>>322292195
I'd rather think about interesting game mechanics that good shmups have than cliche teenage-level literature that you find in vidya plots.
>>322292417
i don't really plan on saving replays. does it not work properly?
I don't play danmaku shmups because I don't have autism.
Also, MAME is the biggest pile of shit of an emulator ever made.
>>322291798
>Smarties are crap
DROPPED
EDF looks like shit though goddamn.
>>322292179
>>322292417
I'm mildly tempted to try this game. I'm not gaga over Cave though so it probably wouldn't be worth it.
>>322292525
where did this meme come from. I consider myself a fan of shmups, but I've never put in effort to memorize one
if you're just trying to 1cc a game you don't need to memorize where every bullet will be at every second. the only people who do that are the legit autists who grind for crazy high scores
>>322289903
>>322290235
>>322292525
>>322292679
>being challenged is autism
Who invited all these retards?
>>322292525
You forgot adaptation, because there's usually a shitload of randomness caused by the game itself and human error
>>322292645
I like to save the replays of my 1CCs. Is that autistic? Oh well.
Yes it doesnt work properly, ive had ones that work fine and others that dont.
Its like the game saves a "map" of every input you did. Then it starts the game again and has a ghost re-do what you did. But it sometimes falls out of synch, you can see your ghost starting to shoot a few seconds after the bosses show up, and trying to dodge whats not there.
Then it of course, bumps into shots and dies, and everything gets super out of synch, and the whole thing is ruined.
The replay is titled "ALL CLEAR" but it game overs in the second stage.
>>322293293
>I like to save the replays of my 1CCs. Is that autistic? Oh well.
Nah man it's cool. Once I'm good enough I might do the same.
Also that's really weird.
>>322292851
Then it actually sounds like its "just For You. Designed as an almost "anti-cave" game. its known for almost every single enemy having aimed, fast, vicious shots. Instead of the awe-inspiring, static and DENSE patterns cave is known for.
Watch a video or something. Almost every shot is aimed at you. pic unrelated.
>>322293496
I would say Dangun Feveron is the ultimate in anti-Cave.
It really doesn't feel like a Cave game at all.
>>322292417
Thanks for the wallpaper.
>>322264947
>>322270732
>>322282160
What's wrong with Touhou?
>>322293652
Does anyone know who the lead designer of Dangun was?
It's hard getting information about the game.
>>322293496
The music is damn good at least. I guess I'll give it a spin. For now though I'm going to play Kamui to distract myself from my inability to defeat those fucking lionfish.Is Kamui supposed to remind me of Rayforce? Because it does.
>>322294118
Yes, it is very RayForce.
>>322291905
Thunder Force games involve stage navigation, multiple paths and manoeuvering around obstacles. it also involves a weapon switch mechanic giving you access to 5 different types of weapons that can help you deal against enemies from virtually any direction. The core of the game is mastering weapon switching to adapt to new situations. It is a game that likes to force you to adapt to a new situation and it is also a game with a complete absence of bomb items. the ultimate weapon of the game is a chargeable laser blade with finite lenght, but extremely high damage input that you must let charge without pressing the attack button, meaning that you must be able to appropriately judge when it is wise to stop firing to charge your blade and in a game where some enemies like to be unpredictable. a mistkae in judgement happens quickly. Also you only get this weapon mid game.
Still, it has its flaws. one of the five weapon upgrades you can get is a three way homing laser which renders almost every other weapon useless since every shot homes on enemies and even though they balance it by making each individual bullets 3 times weaker than other weapons, it fires so fast that the difference in damage is unnoticeable and it never miss. Despite most enemies having volatile attack patterns and being able to switch quickly, after playing the game 100 times like I did, you manage to remember and predict everything down to exactly when and where to switch to what weapon to have the optimal advantage, so, in this sense, you are right, it all comes down to memorisation of pattern and placement. Not trying to change your mind, but you gotta know that many shmups are trying to be complex games. As complex as can be, at least.
![boss-ddp-hibachi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oXeY12k.png "boss-ddp-hibachi[1].png")
Hibachi is fucking COOL
>>322293945
the fans it created
>>322293945
You're gay.
>>322294580
Hibachi is a fucking LOLI
>>322294580
But is he as cool as Great Thing?
>>322294396
I liked Raystorm(haven't actually played Rayforce sadly)so Kamui had a more immediate appeal to me when I saw it. I like it so far.
>>322293945
MLP tier fandom, it's not very challenging and it just ruins every thread about shmups.
>>322292872
>where did this meme come from
People who are mad that other people are enjoying these games because they want to enjoy them too but are too lazy and/or stupid to get enough skill to do well enough at them.
It's a "i'm mad at the world, grrrr" kind of thing.
>>322293945
everything
>>322293945
Nothing, shmupfags are just mad their shmups are less popular than Touhou.
>>322294872
>haven't actually played Rayforce sadly
STOP.
Go play RayForce.
It's the best of the Ray series, and one of the best shmups ever made.
>>322294902
>Its not very challenging
post your scores faggot
>>322282657
>>322284606
>>322285391
>>322285782
Pop'n twin bee you ignoramuses
>>322270241
>Recca
You're a cool anon.
>>322295215
>wasting time learning how to score some shovelware
no
>>322295181
I don't dislike Touhou, but the game design on display is incredibly amateurish, especially in the levels, and the presentation is inferior to even other doujin shooters, let alone major commercial releases.
>>322295407
So you admit you dont know what the fuck your talking about.See this is the problem with you elitist shits,you tend to shit on anything thats popular even if you haven't even played the game,this is why people laugh at you shmup fans amd never take you guys seriously.
>>322294841
Nah fuck that uncanon shit
Hibachi is a monstrous fucking death machine
>>322295890
>>>/jp/
And stay there.
>>322285095
are you kidding me?
![c7e97bb3c3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iwYVO8S.png "c7e97bb3c3[1].png")
>>322295890
I still have them on my HDD, you're wrong. I played them, cleared them very quickly (for shmup standard, if it takes you 2 days of casual play to clear, it's not very hard) and moved on because I had no intention of replaying them. It's honestly not that good and relies on gimmicks (epic death laser that you have to rush into to survive) to get cheap deaths.
>>322295784
>opinions
Cool.
I'm interested, though. What are those doujn danmaku shmups that have really awesome presentation?
>>322296060
>proving him right
>>322296060
Nope I'm going to continue discussing shmup games including Touhou and theirs not a damn thing you can do about it
>>322296129
>Gradius high speed stage-like section
>this is a puzzle
are you kidding me?
>>322296151
>doujn danmaku
>I don't want actual production values or a game that looks and plays great
Yeah okay, if you want to stick with the undertales and crappy rpgmaker games of the genre, be my guest.
>>322296265
>theirs
Please go read a book.
>2hu fans
>>322296265
>being so much of a newfag redditor that you don't even know /jp/ was made for Touhou
Thanks for shitting up the threads with your babby's first bullet hell garbage, I guess.
>>322296130
>(epic death laser that you have to rush into to survive)
>stuff that literally happens once in the series
So you don't have any idea what you're talking about, like he said?
>>322296293
Oh? Come on, you surely had something in mind when you compared Touhou to some other doujin games. Or could it be that you also are talking out of your ass?
Is this a recurring theme among shmupfags? It sure seems like it is.
>>322263671
I 1CC'd Lotus Land Story, Mystic Square, EoSD, PCB, maybe IN but I'm not sure, TD and LoLK in point device mode. All on Normal since I'm a fucking casual.
>>322296151
>What are those doujn danmaku shmups that have really awesome presentation?
I didn't say "really awesome presentation", I said better presentation than Touhou, which isn't hard at all.
>>322296151
crimzon clover
I dont like Tohou games because they feel like "fit a girl into a small gap" simulators. Really slow.
>>322296604
Yet you failed to name a single example. So much "isn't hard at all", eh.
>>322296535
You ever thinking of jumping to Hard Mode anytime anon? I'm thinking of doing so myself soon, even if I'm going to get my ass kicked.
>>322296739
They should get renamed to Slowhou, heh.
>>322296503
>2hu internet defense force
Pretty sad.
>>322296739
It's
>move constantly in the same direction to dodge 99% of the projectiles in the game
>>322296465
I know that you fucking idiot,but you don't seem to understand that /v/ is a fucking game board,and Touhou is a fucking video game series.If you have a shmup thread on /v/ and not expecting someone to discuss Touhou than you truly are a fucking idiot
>>322296870
Pokemon got its own board as well, which is why discussion of Pokemon is discouraged on /v/. Same thing applies to MLP and 2hu. There's no point when they have their own containment board.
>>322296862
>being a nerd that hates games purely because of their popularity or because they have girls in it
Pretty sad. But hey, at least you don't have cooties.
>move constantly in the same direction to dodge 99% of the projectiles in the game
Hohoho, so I'm sure you've got an example of a Touhou game where you can evade 90% of the bullets by moving in one direction.
Nah, of course you don't. It's easy to talk shit about stuff you know nothing about.
>>322297105
Look at how new you are, thinking you know how the rules work, or why boards were made. So funny.
>>322297105
Pokemon is still discuss on here,no one has problem with it,MLP is not a fucking video games series,are you that dense
>>322296801
If I'm barely skilled enough to beat the games on Normal I'm never going to have a chance on Hard. A man's got to recognize his limits.
>>322297395
>>>being a nerd that hates games purely because of their popularity or because they have girls in it
>Pretty sad. But hey, at least you don't have cooties.
Mushihimesama has exclusively girls but it's not a steaming pile of shit. Project more.
>Hohoho, so I'm sure you've got an example of a Touhou game where you can evade 90% of the bullets by moving in one direction.
>Nah, of course you don't. It's easy to talk shit about stuff you know nothing about.
>You don't know my shovelware perfectly so you can't criticise it.
Actually, Nearly all of mokou's spellcards can be "dodged" by just moving constantly.
>>322297469
>Pokemon is still discuss on here,no one has problem with it,
If you weren't a fucking newfag you'd remember when /v/ hated anything Pokemon related because it got spammed so much here, especially whenever a new gen came out.
>MLP is not a fucking video games series,are you that dense
MLP was made to fix the problem at /co/, /jp/ was made to fix the Touhou fan problem, /vp/ was made to fix the Pokemon influx on /v/.
>>322297105
Of these only ponies discussion is actively punished tho.
>>322297847
Touhou should just as equally be punished, especially secondary scum shit. But it gets a free pass because it's weeb, unlike mlp.
>>322297584
>Mushihimesama has exclusively girls
So does Deathsmiles, and you guys really fucking hate it.
>You don't know my shovelware perfectly so you can't criticise it.
Mm, but you don't have to know Touhou perfectly to know that you can't evade 90% of the bullets in the game merely by moving in one direction. Just reinforces the fact that you know dick about what you're talking about.
Which is fine. Just admit it that this is the case. And state the actual reason why you hate it while you're at it, save everyone the rest of the night.
>mokou's spellcards
We're talking about games, anon. One boss fight != One whole game.
>>322296151
hellsinker is pretty badass
>>322297789
And yet there's an active Pokemon thread on /v/ right now what the fuck you gone do cry about it?
>>322296756
I was demonstrating that most doujin shooters look better by showing you what Touhou looks like, in case you forgot.
Anyway:
>Crimzon Clover
>Hellsinker
>Kamui
>RefleX
>Alltynex Second
>Astebreed
>Ether Vapor
>Cho Ren Sha
>>322295964
hibach is the bee that flies off the head of that thing near the end
>>322297584
>has exclusively girls
What about Aki in 1 and Palm in 2?
>>322298183
Okay I give up. You're so fucking blinded it pains me to read your drivel. One day, hopefully, you'll grow up and look back and feel embarassed by being such a massive drone for such an overrated serie.
>>322298356
Touhou haters prove once again how fucking stupid they are
kinda sad that an already small community is divided between anime fans and anime haters right now, shaking my head to be honest family
>>322298506
Touhou fans prove how fucking stupid they are by playing Touhou games.
>>322298012
For secondaries Touhou is basically just another "anime", while MLP is extremely offending for many different reasons. You can't really compare them.
>>322298548
More like
>Hey lets discuss shmups
>NO FUCK DONT TALK ABOUT THIS SHMUP GAME I DONT LIKE FUCK OFF TO /jp/
>>322298840
just gotta ignore those people bro, I kinda get a vibe that they are deep down closeted touhou fans
>>322298356
What's wrong, anon? Can't prove me wrong?
>drone
Come on, you can do better than that!
>>322298548
It IS a pretty fucking stupid thing. You don't see other genrefags getting upset over the anime counterparts of the things they like. Maybe RPGfags, but not nearly to this extent.
>>322298840
It usually goes down like this:
>shmup thread
>decent discussion for a little while
>HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT TOUHOU
>secondary shit floods the thread
>>/jp/
>WOW WHY DO YOU HATE THIS SERIES
Anyone here played Samidare? How are the Extra Stages? Do they require a lot of memorization like I suspect they do?
>>322295182
Will do
>Thread goes from peaceful to shitflinging
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>322295215
5432853460
Touhou still sucks.
>>322299160
I can understand this but tbe Touhou fans were actually discussing the games until the elitist fags came in
>>322299352
touhou has their own 24/7 threads on /v/, why the fuck should they post about it in the shmups thread too?
>>322292949
Oh man, having a one pixel hitbox and tapping the stick to move a pixel out of the way of a bullet is real challenge.
>>322299160
>implying
It always goes down the way this thread did.
>let's talk about shmups!
>ok, so i did this thing in touhou
>NONONONO BACK THE FUCK OFFF!?????
>why, what's wrong with touhou
>EVERYTHING ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH
I have yet to see one time Touhou is mentioned and the thread doesn't go down this path.
Hell, this time it's pretty amusing since the Touhoufag immediately started talking about something else as soon as someone said "no touhou" so if you guys had left it at that, the thread would have gone without any of this shit.
>>322299352
People are real wary of people even discussing the games because secondary garbage is usually not but a few posts behind.
>>322299515
It is, yes.
>>322299490
Because its a shmup game and people are still going to discuss it.The shmup general on /vg/ understand this,and still allow Touhou discussion.
>>322298183
I dislike deathsmiles because it's not fun to play
it's one thing to have cute girl pandering, it's another to be boring on top of that
>>322299490
I don't know, why in most of our thread are there shmupfags ready to pounce and start talking about YOUR crap? Today is the first time in WEEKS that shit didn't happen.
So unless you put a leash on those fucking pieces of shit, you have no room to talk about thread invasions.
>>322299515
yep
XEXEX BEST SHMUP OF 2015
WHY IS THIS GAME SO GOOD?
>1CCed gate of thunder
>also soldier blade, Gradius and gunhed
Those good enough?
>>322299791
what are you even talking about? i don't go in your crappy touhou threads and put them on filter
>>322300035
Isnt Xexex really old?
>>322299515
This is pretty hard
Because the genre has no variety and every game makes me feel like I'm going to have a seizure.
>>322300142
>Soldier Blade
Muoy nigger.
>tfw Hudson will never make another shump again
>>322300257
How long do you think it took the guy to do that?
![Guwange_XBLA[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/83MQHOg.jpg "Guwange_XBLA[1].jpg")
I fucking love Guwange's design and feel but game long chaining has got to be the worst scoring mechanic in the history of videogames.
is Mushihimesama a respectable shmup
>>322300687
yeah
>>322300332
This strikes me as the same sort of genre ignorance as saying all FPS are the same, or all platformers are the same, or all fighters are the same.
Only someone totally out of the loop would think games like R-Type, Zero Gunner 2, Ikaruga, Armed Police Batrider, and Mars Matrix aren't significantly different from one another.
>>322300658
Don't worry, it's still less shit than Silvergun's scoring system.
>>322300341
Soldier blade does have an n64 sequel
Kinda sucks though
>>322300687
Define respectable.
>>322300613
Probably a long time, since he had to learn everything in the arcade.
>>322300687
Not CAVE's best but it's still very solid and worth 10 bux.
>>322300687
Can be either babby's first shmup in novice mode or a decent challenge in maniac.
>>322300823
Man, fucking Radiant Silvergun.
Everything about it except the scoring system, and having to score well to level up weapons so you have a decent chance at survival, is excellent for me.
I hate that it has to be the way it is.
>>322300765
>someone who says all games in a genre are all the exact same may be ignorant about said genre
Surprising nobody at all.
1cc:
ASO
Tatsujin
Tatsujin 2
>>322301221
I see this shit directed at shmups more than anything else though, and it's usually from smug fucks who barely know any shmups.
>>322301230
>Tatsujin
Damn impressive. I bet you could do anything
which is the hardest shmup on steam
>>322301230
What's ASO?
>>322301230
>he beat truxton 2
holy shit
>>322300687
>no panties
>respectable
>>322301230
>tatsujin oh 1cc
incredible
>>322263671
What game anon?
>>322301776
Attack of the killer bees
>>322301467
Alpha Mission (ASO: Armored Scrum Object in Japan)
>>322301776
dodopopo
>>322301450
Probably Crimzon Clover for Unlimited Mode and Mushihimesama for Ultra Mode
>>322301430
>>322301468
>>322301668
dont know if serious, i dont play arcade games anymore so thats all the games i finished 1cc in my childhood
>>322302717
Tatsujin literally means expert in Japanese. No joke
It's one of the hardest non bullet-hell shooters ever made
>>322301450
ikaruga hard mode and played for score
>>322302717
and i complet too Darwin 4078
>>322302717
Its a pain in the ass so good job.
