What if Samus was a bird?
I would put my penis in her cloaca, if you know what I mean.
>>322188508
I'd tap that.
The fuck you talkin about m8? Samus always been a bird. Fuckin Nintendo made her into an even hotter bird with that skin tight suit she wearin now.
>>322188853
I would also tap that.
>>322188508
The british refer to woman as birds. So yes she is a bird.
Samus is 1/3 human, 1/3 bird, and 1/3 metroid.
>>322188508
We had this thread before.
The consensus is that there might very well be several physical differences that might not be immediately noticeable through a suit.
Now bugger off.
>>322188923
I would also tap that at the same time you two are
>>322188990
Is she really half-bird or whatever? Why doesn't she look like a bird then? Or even a little?
>>322188508
Would she be raised by humans?
samus is not a chozo she was just raised by them after her parents died
>>322188508
thats hot desu senpai im jerking off to the though of that to be honest family hahaha
>>322188508
She'll be a Cuckatoo.
>>322188508
I would impregnate her to see the oviposition
FEATHER
PUBES
>>322188508
WHY THE FUCK DOES /A/ GET CHRISTMAS MUSIC BUT /V/ FUCKING DOESNT
>>322189217
The word cuckold already comes from the cuckoo bird, broseph
She'd be Samas Avian.
>>322188508
What if Zelda was a girl?
>>322188508
Then she would be Samus Avian.
>>322189487
>>322189792
>>322188990
Can she even reproduce, with her chimeric-ass genome?
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what if samus was a turd?
>>322190387
possibly unlikely with the addition of metroid dna. Then again it's the future and gene therapy could be more advanced.
>>322190441
what if primefags came up with new memes?
>>322191502
The metroid and X DNA cancelled each other out at the end of Fusion...supposedly.
>>322189182
she was implanted with Chozo DNA to even operate the suit they gave her, I believe.
>>322192023
and to live on the planet without dying
