Where the fuck is Big the Cat?!
probably nowhere because it's a meme to hate him even though he's the best sonic character
>>322061563
SEGA officially retired him
In Rouge's asshole.
>>322061563
He's too big.
>character's entire concept is that he's fat, weak, and slow
>why isn't he in the Olympics?
Gee I wonder.
HEY BIG GUY
>>322063161
Weak? Motherfucker can lift cars, he's stronger than Knuckles
>>322063569
HEY LITTLE GUY
>>322061563
He's looking for Froggy
>>322063569
>>322063682
TELL ME WHAT'S FOR YOU
>>322064332
SORRY BUT I DON'T KNOW
>>322061563
Do you seriously think the fattest Sonic character would show up to play sports?
>>322064449
well, fishing is a kind of sport ain't it?
And besides isn't eggman in these games?
>>322064582
Eggman's in it for the glory. He knows if he can't kill sonic, at least he can make him feel bad by beating him at the olympics.
>>322064582
Eggman probably invented some sort of evil steroids.
>>322064332
CRASHING THE OLYMPICS
>>322061563
These characters will be playable in the next game. So like 40 of them it seems.
>>322061563
>that horse
this raises some questions
>>322064945
>dr eggman
>dr neggman
why are there two egg men
why aren't sonic's arms blue
where are the other koopalings
what's happening
>>322064945
>only half of the koopalings
>>322064945
>Eggman Nega
who the fuck was asking for him?
Shit man I hate the chao garden but you'd think they'd prioritize those little bastards over something like him.
>>322061563
He's in Polastraits.This is more on-topic than most of the posts in this thread.
>>322061563
Relocated to the Archie comics.
>>322061736
He's in Sonic Runners and appeared in Colors DS
>>322064945
Is there any reason why they couldn't just have Lemmy, Morton, and Iggy replace Dry Bones, Dry Bowser, and Nabbit.
>>322064945
>larry over iggy
>>322064432
WAS GETTING CAUGHT SIMPLY PART OF YOUR NATURAL PLAN
>>322067112
He was pretty much the leader prior to Bowser Jr
>>322067112
I thought Ludwig was the leader since he's the oldest.
>>322067669
He's probably the wisest but that doesn't necessarily make him the leader
It was typically assumed that Larry was the leader pre-Bowser Jr., but for all I know Paper Jam might have retconned that with it being the first game where the Koopalings are all given dialogue.
>>322068064
>>322067373
I wouldn't call Jr the leader. I believe Bowser just likes him the most since he's his most potential sucessor
>>322064945
>no Toadette
Okay.
Rosalina ate him
>>322064945
>Sticks
>Zazz
>Zavvok
can you fucking not
>>322069329
Sticks is alright, the others are literally who though
>>322069443
Sticks is shit
She's just a cheap copy of Marine
>>322064945
>Naga
Who the fuck likes this char? Its deviant art tier shit at best.
>>322064945
>two Bowsers
>two Eggmans
Poetry
>>322064945
>Catherine
Excuse me?
>Metal Sonic
>Shadow is not in that cover
Delicious
>>322070021
Edgy or not Ryuko is fucking cute
>>322061563
>Want a Mario-Sonic crossover.
>They will never attempt a platformer.
>They won't stop making Olympics.
Would it kill them to do something different? How about a kart racer?
>>322070021
He's an Eggman, so therefore he's one of the better characters on that roster.
Also, shades.
>>322072087
These are funded by the Olympics committee
They did try brainstorming a crossover platformer but couldn't think of anything they liked
>>322061563
It's "Mario & Sonic at the Rio Olympics" not "Mario & Sonic at the Special Olympics"
>>322061563
This is the only shit that's keeping the Sonic franchise relevant and preventing it from becoming 100% shit
>>322064945
>recycled art from the gamecube/DS era
godammit Nintendo stop being so fucking lazy
>>322075189
Petey Piranha and Big The Cat at the Special Olympics. Coming soon.
It's missing the best Mario character
>>322064945
>No Mighty the Armadillo
Maybe for the 30th Anniversary...
>>322076552
You mean Zelda character?
>>322076642
Sshhh
>>322064945
>mfw its still a better roster than Mario Kart 8 or Sonic Racing Transformed
Birdo and Omega, my favourite abandoned roster fodder from both series. Nice.
>>322061563
So are they going to be realistic and have them swim through a sea filled with shit and trash?
>>322076606
Mighty is never coming back anon. He's trapped in the realm of forgotten characters. He's not alone, though. Fang the Sniper is with him.
>>322076875
Just because there was Yogscast DLC, (note the DLC part and it was PC exclusive) Team Fortress 2 characters (PC only, too) and Danica Patrick (who funded half of the game, so it's only fair), doesn't make the game's roster "bad".
>>322077154
>TF2
>Bad
I'm just mad they cut out both of my mains, based Bonanza Bros and Opa Opa. Still, this roster's good as fuck.
>>322065271
I was asking for him :^)
is eggman a human, robot, or some sort of synth
>>322077694
I hate you for reminding me that Bonanza Bros. exists. I now wanna play the fucking game again and listening to that annoying music.
>>322072129
That filename.
>>322061563
>Sticks the Budgie is there
For what purpose?
>Dry Bones
>Not Dark Bones
>no iggy
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>322064993
Why is no one talking about this?
>>322069830
And no one cares about Marine. Thus Sticks was born. :)
>>322064945
WHERE IS FANG THE SNIPER
>>322064945
So... is no one going to fucking talk about how Daisy looks? She looks so fucking lude. I want to fuck her.
>>322064993
You get animu horses during the Equestrian events. There's not much else to it.
>>322076552
Who is under the costume? I've always wondered.
>>322082634
>>322067004
Dry Bowser's more popular than those three
>>322064945
>Rosawhogivesafuck
>no Classic Sonic
Into the trash it goes
>>322075364
Same thing for Mario
>>322064945
>Zazz and Zavok
>not Orbot and Cubot
>>322064945
>styx
Get this boom shit out of here. No one likes it
>>322084109
I like Modern Sonic's design better.
>>322069329
>>322078772
>>322084680
Get used to it, she's the new Rosalina of Sonic
>>322082820
DEEPEST
>>322082820
Okay. Who is that?
Have mercy pls.
They put him in Mario and Sonic at the special olympics.
>>322084858
She isn't that bad in the Boom show
>>322085031
ree
>>322064945
>no Zeena
One job
>>322064945
>>322076875
>No Wreck-it Ralph
>Good roster
lol
>>322085303
Literally who?
>>322064945
Why does this list call Rosalina "Rosetta"?
>>322085343
I rather have Banjo-Kazooie, and that ain't happening
>>322085557
It's her Japanese name I think.
>>322064945
I'm gonna need some ultra hd zoom on dat rosalina
>>322063569
Best song
>>322064945
Worse roster than Smash 4
>>322085031
>>322066843
>that line straight from Heroes
neat
>>322064945
>the only Mario characters that got new renders are the princesses in their new lewd outfits.
>>322085503
Perfection
>>322086712
It's much better because there's no shitty ass anime swordsman in it
>>322061563
Seriously what the fuck? He's my favourite, hell I wouldn't even be mad if he were in smash.
>>322086712
Still a better roster than Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash, Mario Kart 8, and Mario Party 10. I'm just happy it wasn't the same fucking 20 characters from before.
When will his time come?
>>322087179
But if he's your favourite of course you wouldn't be mad if he were.Don't mind me, just nit picking the sentence.
>>322087569
It already came and gone.
>>322086801
Oh. Wow. That's kind of neat. ty
>>322084680
Boom show is great and getting a second season.
>>322064945
>That Peach
>That Daisy
This won't be censored, r-right guys?
>>322064945
why does rosalina have a penis?
>>322064945
>Mario grills get completely new renders while Wario, Bowser and Donkey Kong get the same shitty reused renders they've had for years
I'd say outfits too but I never ever want to see Wario in a swimsuit
>>322089101
Why not?
>>322090108
This is just too much for the children to handle
>>322061563
something about soccer really brings the asshole out of mario
>>322091817
We'll never understand why Soccer brings out the worst in Mario.
>>322085101
Kek
>>322090108
Eh, not as bad as seeing Eggman in a Speedo...
>>322094891
Can you get males to so this? I want to see DK try this shit.
>>322064945
>still no way to play every sport with every character
lazy as fuck.
>>322095149
no idea
>>322092424
>>322091817
He's Italian, that's why.
>>322093131
>>322064945
>Wendy over Lemmy
>>322096052
The sjw dyke audience was just too tempting to pass up.
>>322095730
>That huge ass bulge
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT FROM THE ORIGINAL SHORT
