>admins delete a perfectly okay ss13 thread
What are some of your favorite traitor things to do ingame?
>admins
>>322047991
>admins
Fresh from another forum?
I don't know. Never played it. It looked kind of stupid. Like those Garry's mod terrorist games.
Wrap a syndie-crate and leave it in the hallways.
Walk around with an open plasma tank in an Atmos hardsuit, while on fire.
How to be a succesful poster on an anonymous board:
Forget everything you learned posting on a regular forum/board This is something you MUST do. Anonymous boards are NOT like the rest of the internet. You must come onto an anonymous board with an open mind and a willingness to spend time reading posts BEFORE posting yourself. There is an expectation that you will conform to and learn the board's culture. A common example is emoticons; many users are used to making emoticons such as ^_^ or =) but these are generally frowned upon and are usually seen as a sign of immaturity. You can learn all of this and more by reading the air of the board. Also remember ANYTHING can be posted thus chances are you will be offended in some way. After visiting anonymous boards for a while you will begin to be less offended and see why it is silly to be offended by anything as you probably have thoughts you don't say aloud in person that are also offending to others.
autism levels are revvin' tonight.
Lurking
"Lurking" is the most important part of becoming a successful poster. Each and every board has its own unique culture (generally rooted in 2channel one way or another). It is your job to learn it BEFORE making any posts. This process may seem daunting as boards do not have a set of defined parameters for posting. The only way to learn what sort of posts will be enjoyed is to spend time reading other posts. You will slowly learn all of the injokes, common posting style and sense of humor of the board as you read more and more posts. Do not make a post asking about the meaning behind an injoke or other questions about the board unless you absolutely have to as most users will be annoyed by this and simply tell you to lurk more. In addition to this, DO NOT make an introductory post or anything of the sort you should simply become a fellow poster overtime. Obviously this also means that, while posting as Anonymous, your work and your posts might never be directly attributed to you, regardless of the effort you put in them. Lurking can sometimes take only a week and other times take a few months. You'll know you're ready when you're understanding posts and finding the humor in them. Not all boards revolve around humor but there is always lurking to done just to make sure you aren't posting in a style that the others find annoying.
that's all.
>>322048354
TTT is great if people dont RDM like crazy. SS13 is kinda hard to get into, especially with all the furfags.
>>322048332
>imgur filename
>Miner antag
>Scientist PDA's me at round start asking if I was gonna mine
>say yes
>go off mining while the sciencecucks are researching
>come back and hand them their ores
>they start researching even more
>scientist says feel free to print whatever
>it'sgotime.jpg
>print off SMG and a lot of ammo
>get an Emag and open that shit
>scientist notices
>"Don't say anything and you live"
>mfw the murderboning
it's p. ok game
>>322049230
Did you kill him first anyways?
>>322047991
>Be traitor detective
>Round start
>Target is CE
>My office door is stuck open
>Call him to fix it
>Para-pen him
>Maint door above office opens
>Oh jesus oh jesus
>It's a Mommi
>It pings, starts fixing my door
>Space CE and take his shit
>>322048901
I googled it friendo. The fact that you knew it was from imgur is far worse t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>322049545
>being so dumb you can't recognize a filename
>>322049525
/vg/ still has parapen?
wow
>traitor hop on goonstation
>single out a random crewmember and copy his ID
>need a blood sample from him to turn into him with stable mutagen
>find where he is, ask him to submit to a blood test because he's a suspect of being a changeling
>grab similar work clothes of what he was wearing and copy his appearance 100%
>inject myself with stable mutagen and turn into him, completely indistinguishable from one another
>go on a rampage slashing at people randomly with a knife and running off
>everyone is screaming his name over the radio and out for his blood
>mfw seeing him brigged in a straightjacket with an admin intervening with 4 sec officers when I eventually get caught
>kill myself and activate my macrobomb killing everyone in the brig at the end
>>322049737
>cmo's still run around itching to butt into the smallest of conflicts and chloral hypospray anyone they don't like
I stopped playing on /vg/ long ago tbqhwy
>>322049737
You would have had to gone to imgur to know the where the filename came from friendo
Anyone else enjoy playing /chillaylmao/?
All I do is break into xenobio, chill in one of the cages until everyone realizes I'm not hostile.
With any luck one day I might random xeno, wait until the humans get a translator and assist them in killing traitors/nuke opsand erping with the librarian
>>322049956
>I got called out
>this can't be
>t-t-takes one to know one h-homo!11
this is just embarrassing at this point, stop while you still can you child
>>322050247
>You lost
>I SAYS SO XD
friend... come ON now...
>go to hop line
>see this
>>322051006
Wow, the HoP actually doing his job or the fact his line isn't covered in gibs and suicides?
What is this game?
>>322051149
Space Station 13
Simple game full of not so simple outcomes
>>322051149
It fucking says it in the OP dingus
>>322051337
I've seen this image so many times here, and I never understood it.
>>322051468
The clown is saving the station.
Which server do you guys play on? I haven't played in a few years but would like to get back into it
>>322051468
What do you mean you never understood it?
>>322051723
Colonial Marines.
lol
>>322051723
The one that isnt filled with furfags/heavily RP'd
>>322051386
>>322051337
Is it kind of like town of salem or mafia?
>>322051903
It's the greatest coop game ever created.
>>322051996
Well then, I better give it a look.
>>322052106
I would advise going onto beginner friendly servers. They are filled with furries, but they are nice people and they helped me understand the game a bit better.
>>322052287
Alright thanks, how do I know what servers are beginner friendly? And what server do you lads play on?
>>322052514
It should have a tag in the server browser saying they welcome newcomers or something.
>>322048825
>Do not make a post asking about the meaning behind an injoke
What did they mean by this?
.>tfw discover new griefing strats
Scientist: Breed gold slimes. Take their extracts somewhere. Inject them with liquid plasma. Run away.
Engineer: Get a Hard suit. Turn off the emitters around the singularity. Run away.
