What's the name of this game?
I have no ass but I must shitte
I have no hands and I must shitpost
I have no penis and I must fap.
>>321985772
i have no dick and i must fap
I have no scream and I must MOUTH
I have a mouth and I'll be quiet
>>321985772
Did they include in the game how the one guy has a giant gorilla dick and is forced to have sex with the one female left alive for the amusement of the computer?
Also how the fuck does a super computer have reality altering powers? The entire story was fucked because it makes no sense
>mankind puts war in the hands of computers which become self aware and destroy everything
Okay
>the computer has God like abilities because of reasons never explained
I have no dubs but i must check.
>>321988498
They changed that, the woman has different story to what was in the book.
The computer has godlike abilities because it changed the whole planet to hes personal plaything-organism-computer thingy.
Is there a way to read the novel as I have tried to find it for years.
>>321988498
Any technology sufficiently advanced is indiscernible from magic, and AM had no shortage of time in which to develop such technology. AM probably made NANOMACHINES or some other variety of bullshit.
>>321988848
A file with the book comes with the game on steam.
>>321988498
Pretty sure AM was initially one of three super computers held by Russia the USA and china. He absorbed the other two and became all powerful. Dunno it's been awhile.
>>321985772
I have no money but I must play it.
>>321988848
You can find the audio book on youtube as read by the author. It's pretty fuckin' good.
>>321985772
>>321985772
I have no cunt and I must complain.
>>321985772
>"... at least I'm not Anthony Burch"
>>321985772
I have no mouth and I must scream. It's based on a book by the same name.
>>321988498
It was quantum computer
>>321988498
>giant gorilla dick
Compared to their size and strong appearance, gorillas have a very small penis. The Western Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) for example is around 170cm(~5'7") tall but only has penis size of 3cm(barely more than 1 inch).
>>321992414
That's cute as shit
>>321992405
It's a short story, not a book.
>>321988498
The characters are completely changed in the game
>>321993214
Book is not a literary form, short story can pretty much be published in a form of a book as well
>>321993627
> ill never admit i was wrong or misinformed
>>321994353
Why won't you, it's ok; we all learn something every day
>>321988498
the gorilla man was also gay and hated fucking her and the guy who had a crush on the girl could never please her
>>321994853
book is synonymous with novel and in the context anon was right and you called a short story a novel
>i'll argue semantics all morning, asshole
>>321995351
Who are you quoting?
I think they re all stuck in some sort of matrix, it would be silly for a CPU to have super powers.
>>321997249
lurk more
>>321985772
I have no name but I must call.
>>321999999
>>322000000
>>321985772
Wait, the dialogue changes based on who's turned into the jelly?
>>321985772
I have no shaft and I must nut.
I have no Anus Cream
>>321985772
I have no life and I must live
>>322001556
hue
>>321985772
I have no mouth and i must scream
>>321993047
He's made to look like a gorilla AND he has enormous gorilla-like genitals. The size of them is not accurate compared to a real gorilla, but otherwise he's a dead-ringer.
>mfw playing Gorristor's story
Its the caterpillar from Jazz Jackrabbit 2
I hate point and clicks, what kind of i have no ass and i must poop game could they realistically make these days that you guys would play?
I dont want an out-right horror attempts, I don't even mind if it doesn't really have "gameplay" but i need something god damn it
>>321993047
But Gorillas have full control of their penises, they can gyro that shit in there for maximum pleasure.
Truly, one must envy the gorilla dick.
>>321998091
Why would it be?
If anything is to be able to manipulate matter it would probably be a highly advanced quantum computer or something.
We use technology to do things that would be considered high level magic back in the day.
We're shaping reality to what we want, we are manifesting thought almost instantly.
Unless we're in a Matrix, like you're suggesting, then it's perfectly plausible for a CPU to have "super powers" as technology has proven to break human limits.
>>322003393
I wish to be the little chimp.
>>322003350
It would have to be a voiced first person puzzle game
tfw an American lady sent me a cdr burnt copy of this to the UK from a videogame forum more than 12 years ago.
What a kind lady.
>>322007183
daww
>>322007183
Did she wants the D?
>>321985772
Something something Anus Cream.
>all human characters in the game are being tortured because they did some shit in the past
Then why is Ellen there in the first place? She seemed innocent in the game.
>>322007510
I know, what a kind lady. I think it was wrapped in tissue or something odd like that. The disc managed to survive somehow and provided many hours of spooky entertainment. Probably the most grim dark thing I have played.
>>322007950
Doubt.tiff
>tfw watched the playthrough of the whole game on Youtube because I was curious about the game but too stupid and impatient for point-and-click games
I regret nothing.
>>321985772
im a slug but dont want to slug
>>321985772
That's a canon ending right?
>tfw story it's based on is the most disturbing shit ever
I have no mouth and I must scream. It is based off of a short story.
>>322009548
Canon ending is Ted being the last one alive and getting turned into that thing. OP's pic is Ellen's ending, but close enough.
>>322010874
How awful. What made the dude behind this write such an edgy story? His wife leaving him right?
>>322011171
>Millennials
>>322011171
back when he wrote it, people had thicker skin and knew how to apply wit and humor to deflect "le uncomfortable subjects"
it's a sci fi horror story so fuck your feelings mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgc5PDtIii8
> that riff about ellen
he writes a solid female character though
>>322011689
It's just sadistic torture porn in written format.
>>322011171
Not every story has to have a happy ending, contrary to today's "science fiction" shlock shit.
>>321988848
Just buy the fucking book? It's widely available, usually as a collection of a couple of the author's short stories.
>>322003103
the meat locker section was a little jarring
>>322011171
>le edgy meme
>le cuque meme
well meme'd friend
>>322008839
No, they are tortured because the computer hates humans. They were just unlucky enough to be his playthings. Their misdeeds, or rather their past in general, aren't the reason they're tortured, they've just become an element of the torture.
Isn't there a happy ending in the game?
>>322013647
Yeah, the winner sets the others free or something and makes it so AM is destroyed, with the player's spirit guarding the computer making sure AM never comes back.
>>322013647
Yes, and Ellison wanted it to be as difficult to get as possible.
>>322013647
The happy ending is everyone dies, but they're okay with it, with 1 person who becomes the new super computer, but benevolent. Also, there's a colony of humans on the moon being held in suspension.
>>322012148
> i comment on things i know nothing about
>>322013956
>Also, there's a colony of humans on the moon being held in suspension.
>deus ex machina out of fucking nowhere
>>322013647
There is an ending where you save a few thousand people in cryosleep on the moon and destroy AM.
>>322013956
>>322014047
Weren't the humans on cryosleep already ded?
>>322013181
>le cuque meme
I'm not memeing I heard somewhere that he wrote this after a divorce.
>>322014226
No, just asleep. If you get a good ending, whomever is the new super computer terriforms the earth back to being habitable, and the humans on the moon will go back to it.
>>322012587
Injecting my unwanted opinion here, but I kind of wish modern horror movies stuck to a happy/positive ending.
I probably only have this opinion thanks to watching almost every goddamn horror film to date, but the amount of times the director will just fucking pull some cop-out bullshit of a closing scene with the protagonist surviving then immediately dying then credits is fucking obnoxious and ruins the entire film.
>>321995351
>>321995351
>book is synonymous with novel
fuck you, that's bullshit.
>>322014732
sometimes its funny though, I watched some movie called the haunting of whaley house and the dumb bitch just falls down some stairs, its priceless
>>322014732
yea i know how you feel
i dont mind that in itself (villain surviving) but id rather there be more closure than just *stab* out of no where or *eyes suddenly open wide eyed*
>>322014732
I liked Stephen King's IT partially for that reason.
>>322011171
>>322012148
Jesus Christ. Perhaps facebook might be more your speed?
>>322015156
THE WHITE, THE WHITE! THE COMING OF THE WHITE!
>>322015156
Stephen King is exempt because you go into it (le pun) knowing the man behind it (le) would pull that kind of shit.
>>322015017
>>322015037
If the movie has a sense of humor it makes sense, but I still hated Drag Me To Hell.You're Next is one of the best small-budget horror films in the past decade no hate
Video games.
>>322011171
>edgy story
>His wife leaving him right?
nigger please
>>322015592
I hate when a death is used to censor a curse word
>>322015592
>You're Next is one of the best small-budget horror films in the past decade
I dont think I've ever disagreed more with a post on this board.
>>322016505
>intentionally a trope-infested film with bad acting first act
>actually a horror film second act
>action-horror third act
like P O T T E R Y, anon!
I have no mouth and I must yell.
>>322013981
>> i comment on things i know nothing about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQEYKlNOl5Y&t=1m17s
>>322015592
You're Next was fucking awful.
>>322013934
And that he did
One small error and you're fucked.
>>321992414
I want this
>>322014732
Normies don't deserve to see happy endings.
I like unhappy hopeless endings because it always wrecks the normies up on the inside. It momentarily makes them get a glimpse of all the bullshit they are blind to. Then they go back to their Chad fantasies and cheer for the illusion of guns and violence being able to solve everything.
I mean, I like happy endings, they make me feel a tiny bit of happinness, but humanity just doesn't deserve them.
>>322021769
Edgy.
What if... The happy ending was just a dream the characters had when they are dyyying in a coma?
Mind bloooooown!
>The bad guy is making the characters die and live their lives over and over again, basically saving/loading/resetting
>You have to play multiple playthroughs with bad and neutral endings
>If you do everything absolutely right you get a happy ending where everyone can go back to living on the earth's surface once more
>Happens in underground caves and caverns
Isn't this basically just a proto-ripoff of undertale?
And isn't am just another flowey?
>>322014045
Its only deus ex machina if it helps the plot progress, right? Ive not played in a long time, but Im sure the moon folk are just tacked on as a "humanity isnt doomed" finishing note
>>322023285
Kill yourself
>>322023285
I'm gonna beat your ass in a second.
>>322003103
>mfw nimdok's story
>"the truth is that for me... It shall ALWAYS be 1945."
>>322023285
>proto-ripoff
>>322023285
lmao good bait, have a (You) for new year
>>322023285
Please tell this to Harlan Ellison. Email him, send it to him on Twitter, Facebook... whatever you have to do, just please tell him that this is a ripoff of Undertale.
>>322024543
>Nimdok's story
>>322023285
>People actually fell for this
>>321985772
I have no money but at least im not anthony burch.
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