Heres a few to start you guys off. In some cases I have only described a part of a videogame vaguely to make it more challenging.
>You play as the terrans, there are 2 alien races. After a forvard scout vessel got decimated you have to set up a forvard base in tau ceti system.
>An old gnome asks of you, with his dying breath, to find a boy and deliver a ring to him, the said gnome turns out to be a dwarf who shaved his beard and tried to hide.
>"christ its as hot as the devils rectum in here, when did we move to hell"
>a family finds a new house, there are Chaurus` in the basement who kill them
>Early access game that lets you pilot your own spaceship and earn money through trading, smuggling and finishing bounties. It is in top-down view
>>321970823
I dont know any of these.
>You start the game off with a legend, but play the rest of the game as some whiny faggot
>>321971409
Mgs:2
>the mc never asked for this
>>321970823
Second one is Arcanum, obviously.
Last one is Starsector.
>>321970823
first is Starcraft, I think
3rd might be DmC
That's about all the guesses I have
>You will most likely kill the first boss in the first playthrough, even if you dont want to.
>>321971826
Undertale?
>>321971812
Wrong on both accounts.
The first game sold around 300000 copies
In the 3rd game the mc gets fired on his first day.
multiple answer one, but if you reply with the one I had in mind, you get a special gift.
>first 2 games were awesome and pretty comfy, the 3rd game betrayed the series and is utter shit
>>321971930
yeah
>the earth gets rekt by 2 alien forces
>>321972249
I wanna say Banjo-Kazooie, but they had a few handheld games before the incident.
>Game features the blandest character of the year
> you start in a winter location and go on patrol with your buddies. One of them suggests to screw patrolling and go eat. Enemies attack, you run back to jeep and get the fuck outta there while shooting machine gun mounted on said jeep.
>you make a new character and then you forgetting why you even play the game is part of the lore
>>321972987
Xenoblade X
>microwave explodes
>You get fucked by monsters when you lose
>>321972815
Give me more hints, it feels familiar somehow.
>get phonecalls
>kill people
>fight a terrorist organisation that turns out to be the good guys all along
>monologue
>kill people
>monologue about killing people
>repeat
>>321973950
Any of the hitman games.
You start off breaking into a building and stealing a computer, which leads to you single handedly defeating an alien race
>>321973540
You arrive to some kind of HQ only to be forced to repel yet another wave of enemies.
Enemy tank rolls up and you now have to grab a bazooka.
More tanks. All hope is lost.
Suddenly, allied tanks arrive.
A fellow soldier jokingly complains that "just as you did all the hard job the damn tanks arrive and steal your glory".
Enemy flees, misssion completed.
>>321970823
3rd one is Postal
4th one is Skyrim, I think.
>>321970823
>You start off as a human soldier but turn into a half-cyborg pretty early.
>Half of your squadmates turn on you later on.
>>321973790
Hotline miami
>>321973339
Monster girl quest
Eroico
Noaika
Parasite in the city
>>321974519
Quake 4?
Space siege?
>>321973853
The haze.
> wake up
> amnesia.jpg
> everyone in town is insane
> treat you like you're insane
> kill everybody in town by weeks end.
>>321975071
POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost
>>321975071
Something something harvest.
It totally has harvest in title.
And the game is old as fuck.
>>321975209
did you mean "The harvester"?
>>321974519
Black ops III?
>>321975154
Nope
>>321975209
Close enough
Another:
> Wake up in asylum
> kill pedophile pumpkin
> visit the circus
> liberate alien race
> kill a god
> you were part of the problem the whole time
>abuse your buddies and sell them into slavery, get rekt by your ex, fail to shag your ticket out of a dumpster and die like a retard in the third game
>>321975289
Probably. It's a horror game, featuring some cinematic elements with real actors like c&c games.
>>321970823
>dwarf who shaved his beard
They can fucking do that? I thought even female dwarfs have beard and they took great pride in them.
>>321973950
Assassins Creed
>>321975907
It was a world-threatening situation and even then they sacrificed only one man.
>>321973950
Assassin's Creed
>>321974519
first guess is quake 4.
no idea with the 2nd game.
>Join the Titty Princess kingdom
>Or the angsty homo-looking revenge driven kingdom
>Or just stay with your bro and hunt monsters
>either way shit hits the fan and ancient evil awakens
>>321970823
Is the last one FTL?as much as I wish someone else was talking about star control 2
You actually can't win the game, you just do a little better each time.
>>321976589
e.y.e. divine cybermancy?real life.
>>321970823
Some more info in the first game
You can harvest ore from asteroids and gas from nebulas, you can also harvest low amount of gas/ore from planets. All resources are depletable. Harvesters use tractor laser beams to harvest. Terran end weapon is Ion Cannon which can destroy most ships in 1 hit, its only draw back is its low turning rate, rate of fire and immobility. The endgame terran ship is the dreadnaught.
>>321976506
nope, try again.
A trip to grandpa's house ends with a dead parent. Later you and some other weirdos stop capitalism by destroying the world.
>>321976589
dorf fort
>>321977453
Easy as fuck, but yes that's it.
>>321972815
Call of Duty: United Offensive.
>>321972249
Mass Efect
>>321973853
The order 18,86/100 IGN
>>321975741
Fallout?
>>321970823
green robot kills triangle babies, alligators, and birds.
You're a person who gets hired to kill non humans things, while not working you're searching for a girl that you pretend it's your daugther.
>legs is the most popular answer during the essay
the big one
>>321979424
Come to think of it, Fallout IS pretty close but that's not what I had in mind.
>you do the same terrorist attack or try to prevent it 30 times in a row
Best part of the game is when the MC takes a shower. They show it in every gamecute feet
>>321979671
Witcher 3
>>321980632
Correct.
>>321970823
>a loli you met in a bar full of dead people gets kidnapped for the 3rd or 4th time
>have to beat up the white gang
>white gang tells you the blue gang has her
>beat up blue gang
>blue gang tells you red gang has her
>beat up red gang
>red gang tells you the triads have her
>have to beat up dozens of triads to rescue her
>>321980093
TERRORISTS WIN
>you get puked out of an ocean, make friends with a pious monkey girl and her crude, spiderwebs-for-eyes dog creature, and after gathering the worldly powers, you eventually meet up with depressed, lonely royalty who may or may not be gay for you after you savagely wreck his ass two times in a row
>Wha-hey! Yuh-Oh! Whee! Guh-Huh!
a russian guy tells you to not shoot russians
>>321970823
>First one
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>321982215
no, the game was released more than 10 years ago
>You shoot some russian zombies, then some gangsters, then some zombies, then some bandits etc. all while being different characters yet actually being a space marine
>>321970823
There are 4 races, Big dudes, evil big dudes, plant dudes and thin dudes.
They fight.
>Nick a gun
>Shoot bats
>Kill god
>Go Down a Basement
>Meet some bitch that speaks nonesense and has Ducktape covering her Tits
>Turns out she was the masked Weaboo's Girlfriendo
>You're a program designed to play games, but you're reprogrammed into a anti-virus by a coffee machine.
