Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?:
"I be Lucien Lachance, a Speaker fo' tha Dark Brotherhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! And you, yo ass be a killa n' shiznit fo' realz. A taker of game fo' realz. A harvesta of souls. Yo crazy-ass work, yo' dirtnapcraft, pleases tha Night Muthafucka n' shiznit. And so, I come ta you wit a offerin. An opportunity... ta join our rather unique crew."
Explain yo ass. Now:
"In due time, muthafucka! In due time. First, a introduction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I be Lucien Lachizzle, Speaker fo' tha Dark Brotherhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! And you, yo ass be a cold-ass lil cold-blooded killer, capable of takin game without mercy or remorse. Da Night Muthafucka has been watching, n' her ass is most pleased. And so, here I am. I come ta you wit a offerin fo' realz. An opportunity... ta join our rather unique crew."
Say nothing:
"Yo ass prefer silence, then, biatch? As do I, mah dear child. As do I. For is silence not tha symphony of dirtnap, tha orchestration of Sithis his dirty ass, biatch? Ironic, then, dat I come ta you now as Speaker fo' tha Dark Brotherhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Hoes call me Lucien Lachizzle, n' mah voice is tha will of tha Night Muthafucka n' shit. Dat hoe been watchin you, biatch. Observin as you kill, admirin as you end game without pitizzle or remorse. Da Night Muthafucka is most pleased... That is why I stand here before you, biatch. I bear a offerin fo' realz. An opportunity... ta join our rather unique crew..."
From here on out, most rap battlez wit tha Speaker will offer you tha chizzle ta take one of three different approaches, each representin yo' dedication ta tha Dark Brotherhood.
woah...
>>321880747
well done
well done
>>321880747
"Yo Lucien, my homie, ho's goin'? Yo wait yo' dead now, nyaaa fuck nigga. Keep robbin' dem whitez in gangsta heaven."
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He lives quietly as a monk in Weynon Priory.By the city of Chorrol
each day we move further from god's light
I would play it.
>>321880747
The Dindu scrolls IV: NUFFIN
Fuck I love that site.
"On tha Chronic Road ta tha uptown of Bravil lies tha Inn of Ill Omen. There yo big-ass booty is ghon find a playa named Rufio. Bust a cap up in him, n' yo' initiation tha fuck into tha Dark Brotherhood is ghon be complete. Do this, n' tha next time you chill up in a location I deem secure, I'ma reveal mah dirty ass once more, bearin tha ludd of yo' freshly smoked up crew."
Yo crazy-ass response ta yo' freshly smoked up ordaz chizzlez not a god damn thang except tha nature of Lucienz reply. Yo ass done been chosen, n' yo ass is sposed ta fuckin perform.
One more, fuckers.
"No! Fuck dat shit, I be too late! I thought I could git here up in time, thought I could stop you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? By Sithis, what tha fuck have you done? What madnizz has fronted yo slick ass? Yo ass have betrayed me, you have betrayed tha Dark Brotherhood hommie! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAII?? I be here ta end yo' miserable game, to... But... I can peep tha mad drama up in yo' eyes. You... Yo ass have no clue what tha fuck I be poppin' off about, do yo slick ass?"
"Da traitor somehow switched yo' orders, n' has been bustin you ta tha wack dead drops. Yo ass n' I done been deceived, dear playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. We must smoke up whoz ass is behind dis betrayal! We aint much time... I be hunted dizzle n' night by tha Black Hand hommie! They want me dead hommie! Here is what tha fuck you must do. Go now ta yo' next dead drop, lie up in wait, n' confront whomever drops off tha false contract son! Uncover tha legit traitorz identity, n' then come peep mah dirty ass. I be bout ta be up in hiding. Fort Farragut is no longer secure. It aint nuthin but under peep by tha Black Hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be bout ta wait fo' you at Applewatch, da barn where you capped tha oldschool Draconis biatch. Well shiiiit, it should be empty, n' safe. Now go! And may Sithis help our asses all!"
Askin his ass bout rumors gonna git his ass angrily claim dat da ruffneck aint gots tha time fo' ghetto hype:
"Is you mad, biatch? My fuckin game is on tha line n' tha entire Brotherhood be at stake biaaatch! Us dudes aint gots time fo' dis nonsense!"
