NYAH! NYAH! You can't hurt me as long as I've got my bottle!
what did he mean by this?
>>321782916
Same desu. As long as I'm drinking I feel invincible.
>>321782916
why is this in color
some emulation mod?
>>321785078
There was a remake for the Gameboy Color you dolt.
What's shakin', bacon?
>>321785078
This is my favorite zelda game after that it is alttp and oot and mm
After windwaker I stopped playing nintendo games because they are neo nintendo and have no thought when it comes to designing the games like the old games do.
>>321782916
Why was he in the bottle?
>>321785419
>this is my favorite zelda
My nigger
>>321782916
i'll kill you like robin williams fuck you
>>321785724
Want to know my new favorite legend of zelda game.
Fuck all neo nintendo games.
>>321785419
>After windwaker I stopped playing nintendo games because they are neo nintendo and have no thought when it comes to designing the games like the old games do.
>>321785881
>>321785881
More like the Blinding of my iSight
>>321785724
>>321785419
Both of you are mah niggas
>>321785881
Not even the same genre you literal retard.
>>321782916I never beat this fight.
>>321786001
Now we have idiots like you who buy anything without criticizing things that should be criticized
Pride turned to arrogance. Ugly arrogance. Nintendo started to develop contempt for the gaming community. They felt as if they were being betrayed by the gamers they created. The marketing teams started to look at gamer focused strategies with ire and spite. says Mercury. The hardcore Nintendo audience was equally cast aside. Why bother? Theyre going to buy anything we put out anyway.
>>321783559
He is an example of the dangers of alcoholism. In thinking that as long as he has the bottle to revert back to in times of danger he cannot be harmed he begins a vicious cycle that means he will become more dependent on the bottle to prevent harm ever coming to him. Ironically, the bottle will eventually become his demise as it kills him from within, making the very thing he thinks makes him invulnerable the same thing that will eventually spell his end.
People always consider Mario to have the deepest lore, but Zelda is also a powerhouse in deep lore as well.
>>321786126
I'm not going to give you to flak but seriously don't you just have to throw the bottle at him? Seasons mini bosses were tougher than him
>>321786098
The game is legend of zelda mixed with smash tv
The whole game feels like it is one random zelda dungeoun
Zelda you can bomb walls
Isaac you can bomb walls
Zelda you can use a boomerang to get items from a far
Isaac you can use a boomerang to get items from a far
The only thing that zelda has over isaac is massive world and a deep storyline
BOI just cuts to the meat of the game and it is a dungeon
For fucks sake a couple of BOI bosses are complete remakes of ZELDA bosses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxQHxAVaxkg
post yfw
>FIRST POL'S VOICE
>LAST STALFOS
>>321786320
Your entire rant is nullified by your picture -- a fantastic videogame.
>>321787106
-_-
because i am not a retard.
it's obviously about killing one enemy before another. when it doesn't work you try again
>>321786364
Nope, you take the bottle he's in and slam it against a wall until it breaks, then he's freed and you slash him to death.
>>321786320
And yet their games are the best they've been since the mid-90's recently.
>>321786705
It's only superficially similar to Zelda, and even then only to the first game. It's more of a roguelike than anything.
I do a yearly playthrough and after 17 it never gets old.its the pinnacle of game design
>>321787467
>It's more of a roguelike than anything.
Another kid who doesn't know what a roguelike actually is.
>>321787252
Slower then predecessors
No obstacles
Every track is super easy to follow and has no changes really.
Drifting is dumbed down
Controls are dumbed down
You cannot stop a slip from a banana oh wait you do not even need to worry about it
I bet you in the modern mk if you put a whole line of bananas from start to finish you would still become first place.
Turtles break after hitting a wall three times
Not like old school games that have infinite turtle hits
When items hit you do not really get hit you will just flip over once or spin once and continue on
It is a game that requires no thought to play.
This is the best mk game second best is ds
third best is super mario kart
Everything else is shit.
>>321787106
that one wasn't any trouble to me since I only played LA for the first time a couple of years ago and was well versed with Zelda terminology
pic related on the other hand fucked me up hard, the only puzzle in the game I had to use a walkthrough for
>>321787541
I wish they would bring out another version with some of the changes from the Oracle series.
>rupee colour actually shows value
>text speed
>adjust sword swing to be like Oracle games
>text font
Those are just a couple of things off the top of my head.
I like the game, but a new definitive version would be fantastic.
>>321787679
Mk64 is trash. Super Mario Kart was so good and they took a step down that everybody liked better. Fuck this series.
>>321787640
it is a rogue-lite not anything close to a roguelike
>>321787467
no it is like zelda and instead of a shield and sword you have projectiles coming from your eyes.
it is literally smash tv and zelda mixed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRHSi4hBHSM
>>321787971
I like mk64
I like Super Mario Kart too but I feel the same way like you about everything after MK64
>>321787884
It was bullshit
How were you supposed to know you had to throw a bottle into a door?
I've never completed Link's awakening because of Face Shrine. I'll get back to it one day.
>>321787640
This coming from the guy comparing BoI to Zelda. You'd have been better off mentioning one of Falcom's games instead.
>>321786363
So THAT's why he's cross-eyed and looks like a clown!!
It's a commentary on the bumbling characteristics of drunks.
DEEPEST LORE.
>>321788230
I am the boi and zelda dude
That guy is not me if you want to talk
Talk to me
>>321787679
>Slower then predecessors
no
>No obstacles
no
>Every track is super easy to follow and has no changes really.
no
>Drifting is dumbed down
no - snaking was removed and a new technique called fire hopping was introduced for ebin pro gamers like you
>Controls are dumbed down
how
>You cannot stop a slip from a banana oh wait you do not even need to worry about it
why are you driving into bananas in first place
>I bet you in the modern mk if you put a whole line of bananas from start to finish you would still become first place.
what the fuck kind of point are you even trying to make
>Turtles break after hitting a wall three times
>Not like old school games that have infinite turtle hits
yes, and...?
>When items hit you do not really get hit you will just flip over once or spin once and continue on
didn't you just complain about bananas spinning you too much?
>It is a game that requires no thought to play.
as opposed to Rubberband:the game where there's no actual skill involved and a novice and seasoned player are both just as likely to win against the AI?
>>321787898
Well sure, but for 1993 its incredible. Even just looking at the over world map fills me with nostalgia and joy. And the music man, the music.
>>321788621
I agree it is a fantastic game. I'm actually playing through it again just now. I do an annual playthrough of Oracle of Seasons then Ages then Link's Awakening.
>>321788584
That is all your going to give me?
Any neo nintendo addition to the game is one that dumbs a game down and makes a game not fun. I refuse to get anything neo nintendo till they get their shit together
Are you retarded
I am trying to say no items in the modern mario kart mean anything
It would be a better game with no items.
i would not purposely do it in mk64 but sometimes it happens and you can cancel it out if your perfect with drifting and button pushes.
I am saying the items have no hits and they are worthless in the modern games
The old items were fun blasting a turtle off and it launches someone.
>>321782916
I could never beat that bossI just ended up gamesharking my way to the next dungeon
>>321787679
What in that video is supposed to stand out?
>>321789508
>mfw you're "that kid"
>>321790168
I'm that kid who broke the game in every way possible
>>321790261
You didn't break the game, the gameshark did.
>>321782916
>tfw doing that trade chain
>tfw trying to find 20 seashells
>tfw that fishing game
>great music for its time
Man that first dungeon really gave me chills when i was a kid
Fuck I think i'm just going to emulate it and play it again after all these years.
This, lttp and ages/seasons where probably my favorite zelda games.
>>321790310
yeah but with the codes I did all sort of unintended shit, like keeping bow bow after the dungeon and jumping up infinitely from stuff I'm not supposed to or going to map areas by walking through walls and everything just broke down
The best part of this great game HAS to be the map transition teleport glitch. When I found out about it I spent hours hopping over walls to see how long it would take me to get stuck or get to the final boss. Holy shit did that blow my mind as a kid.
>>321790310
What if you found the codes yourself?
>>321790012
actual shell hit in a mario kart game lets see that in the new ones it is so dumbed down.
>>321790753
There isn't much difference besides the animation. The recovery time is about the same.
>>321791706
a person flying up in the air for 5 seconds is the equivalent of being hit and recovering a half second later.
>>321789073
>neo nintendo
spotted the retard
>>321791950
Looked closer to 2-3 seconds. Same as Mario Kart 8.
God LA had terrible boss designs
>>321791950
Why are you so desperate to hate MK8 that you tell lies about it on the internet? Trying to justify mom and dad not buying you a Wii U for christmas or something?
>ctrl+f
>hopping mad
>0 results
I guess people really couldn't get passed this boss.
>>321792053
>Luigi complete the level for me\
>Only hard level in the game is the one that is the last level and it is a secret level but it is not secret because it tells you what to do
>WOOPS i fell into a hole A balloon must come to save me and make sure i succeed
>Dolls being sold instead of developing good games
Neo nintendo is a joke.
>>321786320
MK8 is better than Double Dash.
>>321792209
MK8 is like .1 seconds to get back to where you were at.
It would be better if they had no items at all in the game.
It is a waste of space in the game.
>>321792445
Bitch if you paid me 1,000,000 I would not play a wii u.
That system is a piece of dog shit and all the neo nintendo games are mediocre as fuck.
Fuck I would sue nintendo if I bought a wii-u game for making shitty games that they do not give a fuck about.
>Neo-X thing.
>>321793453
MK DD is when I started not liking MK
Everything after it seems mediocre.
Id give MK DD at most a 6/10
>>321793582
Thus he admits he hasn't played a game he posts a ton of lies about.
>>321793683
>I am a neo nintendo fan and people who grew up with Nes and Snes cannot criticize bad game design in the new games.
>>321793801
I mean I played it I just am repulsed by new nintendo.
>>321786363
underrated post
>>321793582
Nope, the time between being hit by a shell and regaining control of your kart is about 2-3 seconds in Mario Kart 8. You just don't flip around in the air twenty times after getting hit.
>>321794505
there for that means that the shell hits are dumbed down
>>321795672
No, it means the animation is different. Animations aren't gameplay.
>>321795875
If a hit allows other players to come quicker to you and pass you up and makes it harder for you to get past them then it is gameplay dumbass
>>321787106
Makes sense so many people here got stuck, /v/ never listens to /pol/'s voice even though they're always right.
>>321785419
It's definitely my favorite 2D Zelda
I admit to getting stuck in Eagle's Tower and Turtle Rock for embarrassingly long times though
>>321796394
Are you intentionally being retarded? The recovery time is the same, only the animation is different. It doesn't matter if you flip 1 time or 20 times when both animations are 3 seconds long.
>>321797059
The recovery is not the fucking same
It does not matter how many times you get hit in modern nintendo games because you will be guaranteed to win
>>321797203
The recovery is the same and Mario Kart has always been piss easy. Sorry you're no longer 5 years old and terrible at games.
>>321797426
Oh here we go with Mario Kart was always easy argument again.
When I was 5 I was playing ghost and goblins on a nes not playing MK64
the recovery is not the same
You are in the air for longer time then modern mks have the whole recovery process
And since mk64 is faster it looks like recovery is the same when when your in the air in MK64 you will be already returned to the game in MKneo
