His last appearance was SEVEN years ago in a mediocre baseball game. Why does Nintendo refuse to put him in anything anymore?
>>321688496
who?
Because Krystal is better
>>321688496
Who?
>>321688496
because he's fucking ugly.
>>321688496
Boring, forgettable character from sub-par platformers.
He got skinned and got turned into a mii costume
>>321688496
>mediocre
Those baseball games are the actual best sports games Nintendo has ever released.
>>321688496
Because only two DK games have been made in the past seven years and both are by Retro, who have no interest in recycling the Kremlings and would rather experiment with their own enemy designs.
The Kremlings were only good in DKC2 anyway when they had a pirate theme and you were infiltrating their home turf. In everything else they're forgettable as hell.
Because he's irrelevant
>>321688496
maybe because his last appearance was SEVEN years ago in a mediocre baseball game
>>321688496
shitty character nobody really cares about
>>321689178
Well he wouldn't be if Nintendo actually, you know... PUT HIM INTO A GAME.
You know you've fallen hard when said baseball game puts you on the level of Paragoomba.
Why do people care so much?
![250px-Wart[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vG47iBa.png "250px-Wart[1].png")
Wart > K. Rool
>>321688703
If Krystal is so good then why isn't she in Zero?
>>321689417
Shitty meme character.
no japanese origin = no care
>>321689570
Let's see, an obese frog who vomits bubbles and is allergic to vegetables vs an obese crocodile who is a master engineer, an accomplished pirate, and an athletic boxer.
I'm going with the Kroc
>>321688496
DO WE NEED HIM?
WE
NEED
HIM?
Bargain bin Bowser. Who cares.
>>321689691
Probably because it's a remake of a game before her introduction.
>>321689991
uh huh.
That's surely the reason. Not the fact that she is universally despised outside of the furry/weirdo fetish community and is seen as a personification of the decline of Star Fox
>>321690216
Why is Krystal bad because she's a "furry" but Fox and Wolf are fine?
>>321690382
Fox and Wolf, for whatever reason, arn't seen as "furry icons" in the same way Krystal is.
Fox and Wolf don't generally inspire shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw
>>321688914
How is K. Rool "boring and forgettable"?
He's hilariou and amusing as hell. Tons of personality
>>321688496
Because he is not relevant anymore and nintendo doesn't want him to be relevant?
Fuck off you fucking hipster. Nobody gives a shit about K. Rool. I didn't even know who he was until people started circlejerking and shitposting about him when the fighter ballot for smash launched.
Fucking idiots
>>321690216
Is that why the director of Zero said he wants her in the sequel if nintendo lets them make one? And considering how friendly nitnendo and Platinum have gotten, that isn't totally unlikely.
>>321691358
>nintendo doesn't want him to be relevant
But why? That's what I don't understand.
>>321691420
you might be genuinely autistic
>>321691441
What reason does Nintendo have to hold a grudge against this character?
>>321690579
Fox and wolf came out prior to the point where Anthro animals were considered cartoons rather than furshit. It doesn't help that her first appearance was literally just fox trying to bang the bikini clad tribal fox.
>>321690382
Gay furfags
He would be a heavy character so automatically low tier who cares.
He's not owned by Nintendo you fucking retards that's why
>>321691563
just because you don't give a shit about one of your ips 13000 characters doesn't mean you hold a grudge against him.
>>321689570
This. Wart was much more memorable and important to nintendo history than K rool has ever been.
>>321688914
Nice shit, I mean opinion
>>321688496
Why are people still pretending to be fans of this meme? No-one has cared about King K Rool since the SNES was around.
>>321688496
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>321691420
Becuase Japs are xenophobic. A western company putting a western-made character into their own franchise triggers them
Is it just me or are the characters they HAVE been adding more of a disappointment to see than the characters they've left out?
Like I couldn't give a shit about K Rool or Waluigi or whatever but there's like six stupid Fire Emblem niggers.
>>321689570
This. Wart is cool and I like frogs.
>>321692179
Also that he's a really shit character
>>321692532
>Bayonetta
>not hype as fuck
Don't give a fuck.
I just want a new goddamned Punchout.
>>321691420
How is King K. Rool more memorable/marketable/fun compared to characters like Bowser or even Wario? What function does he serve besides being DK's enemy?
at least we got a krool costume :)
>>321688496
He's kind of a shit design, too cartoony
They need to bury the koopalings next
>>321689716
>>321692057
>meme
You do realize many people have been wanting K. Rool to be in Smash since Melee, right?
>>321693245
Consider the last time where he was relevant; the SNES era.
At the time, he was no more generic than villains like Bowser or Ganon.
>>321693396
Wow, all 4 of them!
>>321693396
uh huh
>>321688496
>Slotfags hate Mario Super Sluggers
This is what a K.Rool voter looks like. Mock him.
>>321689025
>baseball
>not golf
>he never leveled up a literal who nigger or animu girl RPG style and transferred them to beat every 64 and Toadstool Tour character and tournament
>>321689179
What about captain meme? His last game was like 30 years ago.
>>321693638
>Google has records of its search engine interest from since 2004
LOL
>>321688496
>>321693881
At this point he's more of a smash character than F-zero. He will forever be in every game, not only is he an original but as you said Captain Memester wants to show you his maymays.
I WISH Nintendo would make another F-Zero. By the way, Falcon is more or less the DK of his series, not the Krool.
>>321692909
We just had a new Punch Out
