>Humans are the "Balanced Race".
>>321649598
>Black race gets +2 spd -2 int
>>321649598
>Humans are the "best race".
>>321649823
humies go home
>>321649598
What about the races where they universally suck at something? Like elves can't be underground or they get crippling claustrophobia.
>Humans are worthless peasants only fit to sing praises to the Lord and his Angels
>humans are the evil race
>>321649598
>Women start with the same strength as men
>>321650029
>m-muh realism
>muh realism mutha fucka
>>321650029
Are boy infants stronger than girl infants usually?
>>321650226
when you knock the crib over they sometimes cry a little softer
>>321650029
>this meme
>>321650029
>Men start with higher STR but women start with higher INT, CON, WIS and DEX
>beast races have special abilities based on their species
>>321650335
>Implying women can into logic.
Have you ever seen a feminist research article?
>humans have way more people than any other race that they win through sheer numbers
or one that I don't like
>despite existing for as long as humans Elves, Orks, Dwarves, etc never invented any technology, which humans have in excess
>said ancient races will also shun technology as if it were evil instead of integrating their magic with machines
> the women are brutalized and butchered to death
> the men are raped to death and allowed to live if they survive
>>321650029
Men get +1 Str. Women get +1 Cha
>humans are the best race
>>321650603
Elves I can see. They are one with nature. They don't want machines and shit.
Orcs tend to just use what ever they can steal
Dwarves are incredibly machine inclined. Where have you been?
Out of all that shit, I can totally see humans being more technologically advanced then everything else. Dwarves seem pretty content in staying in the industrial revolution tier of technological progression. The only thing that should beat humans in technology is something from off-world.
>>321649598
>humans are special
>>321650603
Elves are too retarded to magic
>>321649598
>"balanced" race
>it's shit in every stat
>>321650335
>>321651240
*to integrate magic and tech
>>321649598
>Every other race is defined in comparison to humans which are a known variable
By definition they're ending up the "balanced race" most of the time
Does anyone have that 'Humans are space dwarves' story from /tg/? The one where humans aren't technically considered a sentient beings because of the tier of planet they come from and the human ends up tearing that giant spider apart with his bare hands?
>>321651212
>humans aren't special
>Humans are the Diplomatic race and not the Warmongering race
>>321651480
I think it's called soldier Jenkins or something. Can't look for it myself atm though senpai
>there are no humans
I liked humans in ME1
>dozens of races
>you have to play as Human
men +2 str
women + 2 int
lmao
>>321651717
Perfect. Thank you.
Here it is to anyone that's interested too.
>>321651834
I once ran a D&D setting where dwarves were the only civilized race with no humans, elves etc
I don't see what's your problem. Humans are a baseline race. Compared to humans other races are either stronger or weaker.
>>321651834
>no humans
>>321651834
>no humans
>>321651906
>dozens of races
>your party is made up of humans and a single cosplaying human
>>321650335
Nah, I'll give you DEX, but that and END would be the only boosts.
>>321649598
>every anthro race has min/max stats
>humans have 4 in everything
>>321652229
>>321652557
>your party is made up of humans and a near human beast race
FTFY furry
>>321652336
She was fucking asking for that. Little shit wasn't even fighting back until that point.
>>321652687
Are you trying to sugar coat the laziness or something?
>>321652774
He'll now be charged with assault most likely, of course. Or every guy in school will gang up on him.
>>321649598
>every other race is humans+special attribute
>Humans are the leading race instead of total untermensch
>>321652801
No because it's not lazy you just don't like it anon but some of us do.
>>321651063
>women
>charisma
>>321652982
Its pretty damn lazy to stick dog ears on a guy and call it a "beast race."
>JRPG with all these cool original races you can't play
>you're stuck to playing only a boring human
>the "lolsooriginalXD" plot twist is that HUMANS ARE SPECIAL AND THE EVIL GOD HAS DIVINE PLANS FOR HUMANS
>>321653046
pussy pass bro
>>321649726
seems realistic
>aliens are just purple humans
>>321652893
>Charged with assault
He looks about fucking 10, he wouldn't be charged with shit.
>>321653067
Do human have fully functioning dog ears? No. then no it's not lazy...minimal but still not lazy in a fantasy setting.
>>321652060
You are posting the rest, right? If you don't have it I do
>>321653070
>humans are G_D's chosen people
>>321652603
>Women get END/CON bonus
This meme needs to die
>>321653269
Oh shit, is there more? I thought it was only that one page!
Fuck yeah, post more.
>People get autistic over the humans being the jack of all trades race
Why?
>>321653357
Because they should be the "best at everything" race.
>>321653308
>muh child birth
I'd give the charisma and nothing else. Just because of tits
>>321653357
You're on 4chan. some anon will get autistic over the smallest design choices.
>>321653357
Because humans are fucking shit and any kind of alien would wipe the floor with us.
>>321652336
Swift justice.
>>321653697
Anon, aliens dont actually exist.
>>321653243
>alien males look distinct from humans, having weird growths and facial structure
>females are humans with something on their head
I mean, Twileks are hot as fuck, but that's still lazy
>>321651212
Humans are kind of special though, fit humans have the highest physical endurance of any animal on the planet, we can keep walking long after other creatures collapse from exhaustion.
Plus we are completely immune to onions, which are poisonous to nearly every other creature on Earth.
>There will never be an MMO with an onion immunity stat
>cyborg race
>literally humans with little metal bits glued on their faces
>>321653697
Says who? Because let me tell you, I can kick the shit out of an Ewok.
>>321653754
They probably do, we just haven't met them yet.
>>321653357
Because it lacks imagination. You've made humans into the least interesting thing imaginable, and turned every other race into "generic fantasy society, but with X being different".
>>321652336
Just line in my animus
>>321653697
>Fellating a non-factor because you hate humans and they hate you.
>>321653754
Of course they do
>>321653767
But that's wrong, idiot. Just look at horses, they can outwalk humans while carrying actual fucking humans.
>>321653826
robots =/= cyborgs.
>>321653853
This and the fact that "balanced" characters/species are almost always the worst in the game.
>Dwarves are the best race
Always and forever.
>>321653826
>cyborg race
>>321653826
>literally humans with little metal bits glued on their faces
Cyborgs are by very definition supposed to be humans with robot parts...just as androids are robots made to resemble humans. Idiot
>>321653754
that's what we want you to think
>>321653350
That happened to be one of the few HFY posts not actually in my HFY folder
>>321653916
>strangely arousing
>>321654006
I am positive you can portray a cyborg better than random implants on their heads.
>>321649726
It should be str and spd, then -int
>>321650305
I actually can't belive japanese schoolgirls dress like that. I mean I see in my mangos and my animes but it actually happens in real life too huh.
>>321654204
>>321653845
>>321653943
The conditions for life to occur are hilariously impossible to occur. We are literally the only life in the universe, if we arent', than aliens are microbes or wild beasts at best.
Even if there was a universe full of human-tier intelligent races, we will never meet them because of how impossible space faring
>Beast race
>They're furries not cute monstergirls
>>321654204
If you feel up to it, post more HFY stuff. Jenkins is really the only one that I remember. I must have read more of them because I know what HFY means, but I can't remember any. Then again I think the Jenkins story is fucking great.
>Humans are balanced and get special stamina traits
>Pointy ear humans are good at magic but are physically weak
>Robot humans are good at using guns but not magic
>Aliens are different colored humans with a tail who are strongest but dumbest
>>321649598
>earth is a primal hellhole compared to the homeworlds of other species
>humans have an adaptive nature and have stable colonies on worlds no one else would even touch
>>321654414
>tfwv the game actually does it
>>321653994
No, they really can't. What horses can do are carry heavier loads that humans, and move faster than humans. An unburdened horse would tire before a physically fit, unburdened human every time.
>>321654414
>beast race
>They are humans with fur instead of hunch back tribal assholes.
>>321649598
>Elfs always decline in population
>Elfs always complain how humans have excessive birthrate
>humanities winning factor is it's tenacity/spirit/adaptability
>>321650226
Weaker since girls develop faster.
>>321649598
Staistics need some kind of 'anchor' to make sense, so it makes logical sense that humans would be 5/10 or whatever in everything and orcs for example would be 7/10 in strength and 3/10 in intelligence for example. If we were orcs or something then the Orc race would be 5/10 in everything and it would follow that humans would be 3/10 strength, 7/10 intelligence etc.
>>321654394
>We are literally the only life in the universe
I never thought someone could be so deluded.
>>321654461
Alright
I'll start with the other classic then
>>321654482
>every alien race has physiology similar to that of humans
>they are just more or less muscular, have different skin colors, maybe they're bald or have a weird nose
It's so fucking easy to imagine unique aliens They evolved under different conditions why the fuck would they look like humans fuck
>>321654793
>>321653260
>Do human have fully functioning dog ears? No. then no it's not lazy
I dont even know on what planet that this makes any sort of logical thread connection.
>>321654932
Because it's easier to mocap
>>321654932
Rubber forehead aliens are much easier. If you want exotic shit you'll have to stick to books/short stories
>>321654946
>
>select race
>human
>pointy ear human
>short human
>slightly different pointy ear human
>brightly colored human
>human with animal parts
why even bothering putting in races if you clearly aren't gonna put effort into it
>>321649598
We made the game so it's our rules not theirs.
>Humans are the newcomers to the galactic scene and are seen as haughty upstarts
>>321654763
I'm going to need actual evidence to believe something, otherwise I may as well be a theist.
>They exists because I want to believe they exist!
>>321652229
>>321652370
>needing to self insert
>>321654956
idk even know why you're trying to continue making a point when you're best point is it's lazy because i don't like the fact they added minimal changes.
>>321653152
that's a perk not an attribute
>>321655224
not making self inserts
>>321655069
>>321655252
What makes more sense, my point that its lazy beast race design to add dog ears to a man and call it a day, or your 'point' that because humans dont have dog ears that makes it not lazy somehow?
>>321654960
Whites will never advance forward if subhumans keep holding them back.
>>321653764
That's why real men like Nautolans
>>321654625
>We were born just in time to see whites become IRL elves
>Furryfags complaing that beast races aren't fully catering to them.
>>321654364
Wasn't there another part in this setting, one regarding food?
>>321655224
>fantasy setting filled with insane odd fucktards
>not being the token human who is normal and points it out
Its like you don't know how to play human
>>321654289
Sure but you realize by definition random bits on the head still counts. People with glasses are technically cyborgs
>>321655387
My point because it doesn't exist in real life.
>>321655361
>>321654414
>>321654578
>Beastman race are cuties with fuzzy ears and tails.
>You can date them.
>>321655348
>>321655529
all the time though?
>>321655159
Firstly, bringing your lack of religion into this is immature and unneeded and secondly, It's a statistic impossibility that humans are alone in the universe. Plus, there's always been reports of UFOs and sightings here on Earth. There in ancient artwork, the're so prevalent.
>>321655585
Actually dog ear attachments do exist in real life. Idiot.
>Humans have below average stats in all categories exceptWILLPOWER
>>321655515
I've never seen it. This is the only food related one I have
>>321655635
>
>>321654793
Shit, if I was on my other computer I'd post some too
Take this to read instead
http://www.kobobook.net/book/196/
>humans are really all robots being controlled by hibernating humans
>>321655529
Who likes that? Who plays an RPG to be Normal Guy™ ? And for what? Just so you can point out that fiction isn't real?
>humans are the boggle race
>>321655771
and they aren't fully functioning and humans weren't born with them numb nuts, just like a man can get in a dog suit.
>>321655658
>>321655716
I don't play human all the time, but its fun to be the token human
>You are playing a tabletop game on Tabletop Simulator
>It's Dungeons and Dragons with some homebrew.
>Features pic related.
>Who would you pick to save?
>>321655658
>>321655716
Yup
>>321655898
Which makes no difference at all from a game perspective.
>rpg has unlockable features
>it unlocks by waiting for a certain period of time
>unlocked everything before finishing the 2nd chapter
>>321649598
The only way to make human races right is to make them have generally lower stats than most other races but have access to almost all weapon types, to demonstrate their reliance on tools.
>>321655894
Its fun you dipshit, sorry that you lack a fucking imagination to make it a fun scenario
>near impossible boss fights
>>321655974
Why is the human princess the soft and fluffy one? Animals are the soft and fluffy things.
>>321656001
sure it does when they have different abilities than standard humans.
>>321654313
But slavs are the strongest people on the planet, not slaves.
>>321656075
>playing a human for the sake of being token human
>claiming anyone else lacks imagination
>>321656154
it's like you never touched a girl
>>321649598
>All females of non human races have 10/10 human body
>>321656304
They are certainly not fluffy at all. Or as soft. Just smooth. There's a difference.
>>321656285
Ok dumbass, whatever, live in your state of denial over your own shortcomings. I will keep playing token humans when the need arises and have fun
>>321655348
Not making your Waifu
>Black race gets +2 str, +2 spd and -4 int
>White races get nothing at all or -2 str and +1 agi and +1 int
>Yellow race all stat int
>>321655635
I started reading them because I haven't looked at these in a while
>>321656365
fluffy means light or airy.
>>321652135
>no elves
this offsets any issues i might have had with removing humans
fuck elves
>>321654204
>>321654364
I can just see the fat neckbeard typing that and feeling the years of pent-up angst over how his parents made him go to church on Sunday when he was a child finally being released. Thank god people finally stopped trying so damn hard to signal how enlightened they were at every opportunity.
>>321656285
implying playing non human is any better when ultimately you're just another fictional mary sue.
>>321650029
le -4 str face
>>321656507
Fluffy should mean fluffy.
>>321656154
Because most of the other princesses are abhorrent nightmares that will devour your soul.And dick.
>>321654461
Have this my friend.
http://imgur.com/gallery/w3nA4
>>321651987
men +2 str +2 int +2 wis +2 agi
women -2 str -2 int -20 wis +10 chr
>>321656682
fuck off furfag.
>>321653308
It's realistic. Women are capable of childbirth, which means they're genetically built to withstand pain that would kill a man. That sounds like high endurance to me.
>>321656472
I do both anon but my first play through is my self insert.
>>321649598
of course, people generally create other races/entities in pairs.
>angels/demons
>tall treehugger elves/ stout industrial dwarves
>visceral zergs/enlightened protoss
>turian/krogan/asari/salarian are also pretty much thrown around equally around humans
special mentions about orcs which have all traits of humanity with less civilisation and surplus of pig traits
>>321656768
>getting mad because worst princess has fake traits
>>321656505
>>321656783
Nah, kidney stones are worse.
>>321656829
This was discussed over on /tg/ once. You can make any fantasy game setting better by replacing elves with Protoss.
>>321655974
Ghost princess and all of her dowries
>>321656783
Getting hit in the testicles is more.
>>321656614
Cry moar christard. I love how butthurt you faggots get when anything that criticizes your stupid hebrew fairy tale gets posted.
>>321656843
women are softer than animals you dumb twat. animals are either densely fat or muscular. women are squishy. i wouldn't expect you to know that though.
>>321653826
>swtor
>>321656952
In-case the rules are vague, you have 4 cart slots and your first Dowry is free.
You still have 2 slots!
>elves are the rape slave race
>a non-human race makes for the best wizard
fuck elves and gnomes and all their bullshit
>>321656957
>ability to kick balls in the game
>stuns women 1turn and men 2 turns
>>321657028
Fat is squishy stupid. I would expect you and your fat ass to know that.
>>321653697
>implying
we can make black holes and shit
>>321656783
>the human body can bear only up to 45 del
>women feel up to 57 del
Have you ever been so stuck up your own ass that you contradict yourself in back to back sentences?
>>321657150
dense fat isn't as soft. a seal is not as soft as a woman.
>>321655159
What do you need evidence of? That life can form on planets? That's us. That intelligent life can evolve on planets? That's us.
To take the position that our planet is the only one out of literally an unfathomable number of planets in the universe to harbor life actually puts you in good company with theists.
>>321649598
>humans are massively overpowered and every other race in the world fears their power
>>321657196
Barely. The "black holes" we can create aren't even able to sustain themselves for a tenth of a second.
>>321656974
Don't you have some knowledge to burn heathen? Maybe some DNA to remove from the genepool with all the sex you're never going to get?
>>321653916
this gave me a boner
>>321656783
pain is subjective. women have a higher pain threshold but also feel pain more than males do owing to increased nerves everywhere. In the end males can endure more than females.
>>321656948
But Protoss are Eldar knockoffs and therefore space elves themselves.
>>321657268
Whens the last time you fondled a seal? Also youre combining squishiness and softness into just one thing. Thats a black and white of looking at it, like if you cant squeeze it like your giant gut it must not be soft.
>>321657268
I don't think you ever touched a seal or a woman, so your opinion is invalid.
>>321655974
>skeleton princess
>love paizuri
What. Am I supposed to play xylophone with her thorax or something?
>Sci-fi setting
>Has alien races
>All alien races are human-sized, bipedal, and roughly the same shape as humans
>All alien races speak English
>All alien races breathe oxygen
>All alien planets and ships have Earth-like gravity
>All alien planets have a single climate/geography over the whole planet
>All alien planets/races have only one nation/government
>All members of the same alien race share a single culture/language
>All members of the same alien race share a particular defining personality trait like "warlike"
ITT, lack of creativity?
>>321657392
soft means gives little resistance to touch, or smooth. women are both squishier and smoother, even thin ones.
i'm sorry you think soft means covered in hair.
>>321657353
Try it.
>D&D
>Replace classic wood elves with technologically appropriate Protoss, they keep their nice voice effect and generally high grade magic users and bowmen. Permutate that to every other elf type and boom, Protoss are instantly a better version of elves.
>>321657315
Funny you mention that, I was just reading about black holes, wormholes, antimatter, and shit earlier today. I believe they only stay for less than hundredths of a microsecond before they collapse. Shit is FUTURE as fuck but no way we're harnessing that any time soon.
>>321657561
Women are made of skin and fat like the rest of us. Their soft skin is the same as the underside of my arm. Its soft, sure but not a defining trait that completely trumps an animals skin, if it even does at all.
>>321657668
Im sure your fat ass is really squishy but it means little. Youre doing the thing I just said not to do.
>>321657616
2 reasons:
The first dowry, Soul Dagger so she can have tits
See: the reward for collecting all the Undead
>>321657634
>lack of creativity?
Possibly, but lack of infinite budget and dev time are also large factors. It's much quicker and cheaper to model and animate ten races that all look similar than it is to create 10 unique, exotic body plans.
>>321657834
you clearly don't know what softness means nor what a woman feels like.
>>321658009
What do you think women are made of exactly? Jello? Ive only said the truth.
This thread in a nutshell:
>Dumb shit!
>dumb shit
>boobs!
>seals
>seals =/= boobs
>towerfaggotry!
>Skeletits
>Protoss!
>>321658009
>>321658064
I don't even know what you fags are arguing about. You should just meet up and suck each other's dicks or something.
>people saying animals arent soft
Sure, maybe you cant grope them as easily like a boob or something, but that doesn't mean theyre not soft.
>>321657290
This.
My dad is a devout Baptist Christian creationist and even he finds it hard to believe that this planet is the only one with life or even intelligent life on it in the universe. Neanderthals are a pretty good example of "intelligent" life that that you can't call human.
Honestly you've gotta be pretty dumb to believe this planet is the only one with intelligent life on it in the entire universe, even as a theist.
>There are humans
>But you can't play as them
>>321653754
I have no idea why but this fucked my shit up so hard
>>321656220
Forgive me for not seeing all the slavic athletes beating black athletes
>>321655974
>not rolling with the knight princess
>not fighting evil hordes with your lover
>>321658064
women have extra fat deposits and softer skin due to hormones. it's fucking biology. any flabby part f your body does not feel like a woman's.
yes animals have fat, but it's more densely packed and doesn't yield as easily to pressure.
>>321658430
But they do in strength competitions.
>>321657980
Not to mention it's not to far out to assume evolution favours certain traits like being bipedal, while that doesn't mean every race has to be a humanoid cut-out it's not like it breaks a setting.
>>321649970
>Like elves can't be underground or they get crippling claustrophobia.
>What's Dark Elves, also known as Dwarves.
>>321658379
Don't worry, anon. That anon is fuckin' dumb. The universe is massive. It's statistically improbable that we're the only life in the universe. Right now there are germs or some shit on some planet a few million galaxies away that will one day become intelligent. By the time they do though - the human race will have completely died out.
It's not that aliens don't exist, it's that the conditions for life beginning are so rare and take so long to all line up properly that by the time one race is advanced enough to travel to other galaxies, all life in that galaxy will have died out.
>>321658489
Im thinking youre the one whos never felt a woman. Feel the hairless underside of your arm. Its seriously the same, and if you think its not then youre just putting women on a pedestal like theyre made of heaven or something.
Also, the major biological fat difference is that testosterone causes fat to go to the stomach. Estrogen causes fat to go to the waist. It does not cause different KINDS of fat or skin. Dumbass.
>>321657980
Even aliens in books and stuff are like that. I think people just have a hard time imagining an intelligent race that isn't conceived in the image of humanity.
>>321658489
>extra fat desposits
>softer skin due to hormones
Read a fucking book anon. This is not how hormones work. Women have the same amount of fat that men do. It's just distributed differently.
![91720130109115[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bw1aMWo.png "91720130109115[1].png")
>>321656783
>Humans are actually robots
>>321658441
>Knight Princess
>Not putting your princesses through rigorous Knight's training as their master and making an army of valiant princessesHere's part 2 btw.
>>321655795
underrated post
STRONGEST WILL IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE
>>321658917
>cat princess.
Wasn't even a competition now, was it?
>>321658727
the softest parts of my body still aren't as soft as my exes, and their entire bodies are soft unlike mine.
>>321654394
>The conditions for life to occur are hilariously impossible to occur
http://www.nature.com/news/2010/101202/full/news.2010.645.html
>Arsenic-eating microbe
Weird fucking creatures that can survive extremely harsh habitats are being found more and more often, what knowledge do you have to say that it's impossible for life to be a common thing (considering the scale of the universe) that could perhaps sprout up in even the most harsh conditions?
>>321658960
>He doesn't know about the most willful race in the universe
>He doesn't know of the Zerg, who will melt over you like the rain of a billion death beams
>He doesn't know the Zerg is the great will of1 legendary entity, so strong in fact that it was made flesh and multiplied a billion times over.
Has there ever been an game or anything else where the humans are ancient extinct race and aliens are the ones finding their technology?
>>321658917
always dig the art style of these things.
>>321659030
They use lotion. You just sit around and collect oil and grease because nobody loves you. Thats all. Its not because their skin is literally a different kind of skin.
>>321656783
Because they're basically high on body-produced painkillers and happiness drugs during pregnancy/labor.
>>321659192
Yes
>>321659221
i'm talking in terms of yield. estrogen thins the skin and blood vessels too, which is why women bruise more easily.
it's literally an observable difference.
>>321659028
>Also these 1 princess devoted faggots
>Not wanting your harem of up to 4 bitches per page, minus page 4.
I get wanting monogamy when reality is the goal, but come on. You can literally have an army of bitches by your side, all making your personal kingdom, made from parcels of land given to you by the saved princesses, better.Page 3, I posted page 4 up here. >>321657897
>>321659153
>he doesn't know that no matter who they face, humans will always find a way
>every race lives longer than humans do
>>321659449
Yes, they find the way of the Zerg, because the Infestor showed them all the light.
>>321654289
>Having heat sensor vision
>Not Cyborg like
Nigga
>>321658790
Well yeah, unless the alien is intended to be two-dimensionally evil, you usually want them to be relatable to readers/viewers. It's harder to make people empathize with a slug covered in tentacles and eye stalks than it is to make them empathize with a green-skinned human with pointed ears. Not impossible, just harder, so most media creators don't try. I've read books that do non-humanoid aliens very well. Pic related.
![500px-Cybran_acu_2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tRVFiK8.jpg "500px-Cybran_acu_2[1].jpg")
>>321659153
>zerg
lmao weak ass crickets get on my level
>>321649598
> humans are th balanced race
> is actually the worst race in the game
Never had I played a game without a human in my party, but they were just too shit in Grimrock 2
>>321652336
And yet, the boy will be expelled.
>>321657634
>mfw in the future, humans will be known as the "warlike" race
>>321653767
>Taking clickbait articles as facts
Early humans were scavangers. We didn't outrun everything until they were tired. Early humans were dumb but they weren't autistic enough to think spending that much energy to kill a deer would be logical/worth it. The reason humans are special is because we learned early how to manipulate tools. Not some kooky bullshit about us have unstoppable endurance.
>>321653826
CYBORG!?
>>321655224
>wanting to be a special snowflake because you fail as a human
top kek
>>321655894
>Not overcoming the odds withot any sort of racial advantages
holy fuck you are pathetic
>Humans are blatant allegory for white imperialism
>Elves live in a declining and degenerating state where their kingdoms are crumbling, their people are dying, and their years of collecting grudges left them overwhelmed with enemies.
>Humans are somehow inferior with their expanding empires, progressing technology, and diplomatic attempts.
Is it because we don't fuck trees or what?
>All alien planets have a single climate/geography over the whole planet
>All alien planets/races have only one nation/government
>All members of the same alien race share a single culture/language
>All members of the same alien race share a particular defining personality trait like "warlike"
FUCKING THIS
>>321657634
As bad as John Carter was, at least it had some nice stuff like the different gravity/speaking dialect and stuff
