>game is for the gifts to the girls for week of cristmas
>go in
>faggot fuckhead cleark
>Are you for the week? You can't do it on nights for us.
How in fuck are you to get the fucking cards then!? Tell me your story at gamestop. Fucking rip off store.
FUCKING GAMESTOP.
.....
What?
I did not understand a single word of what you just said, mate.
What?
>>321550342
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>>321550468
>>321550342
Please forvive english, I am OP
Where were you when you heard gamestop die?
I was in bathroom eating loins when phone get ring
gamestop is kill
no
then who was phone?
FUCKING GAMES
I went to the game to stop the other day to return the Hrcishlmshkimsla will allow me to kill the children . The officer looked Alhmshkonisth offer me ten dollars for it . I took Hfomiid later , an elderly man approached many adults , and she gave him thirty dollars ! Why do they feel that they can scam me just because Sanibta ?
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>>321550735
>>321550595
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>>321550468
Gifts for cristmas of the girls. They didnt for the cards at the store
>>321550839
what happen?
>>321550926
somebody set us up the bomb
>be me
>go to Gamestop
>remember there is no Gamestop in my country
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>321550342
> Be me
> Go to Gamestop to order latest weeb shit
> "E-excuse me, do you have Lords of Magna maiden heaven"
> Clerk gives me a funny look
> Other customers walk up to the desk
> "Sorry what was it called, I didn't hear the last part"
> "L-lords of magna *mumbles* maiden heaven
> The clerk grins
> "sorry I still couldn't hear you"
> "I SAID LORDS OF MAGNA: MAIDEN HEAVEN!"
> every other customer stops and stares at me
> A mother shopping with her son looks at me in absolute disgust
> "oooooh, that one, sure no problem anon"
> Get my weeb game and leave while acouple of teenagers giggle and whisper about me
FUUUUUUCKING GAMESTOP
Didnt understand, but FUCKING GAMESTOP let me score a new copy of Bayonetta 1+2, M&L Bowsers Inside Story, Megaman Zero Collection and Okami for 45 bucks Christmas Eve so they are alright in my book...for now.
>me reading this
>go game
>eldery man at the corner say has give us of cards but back in
>so we wait
>he lose slip off the bomb and find us out
>lost us the game
FUCK. STOP
>>321550342
>Work at gamestop
>Some guy stumbles in ranting about cards & girls
>Says something to me in his unintelligible retard babble
>Guy is clearly mentally ill or something
>I just look at him blankly & say "What"
>He mumbles something about 4chan
>Screams FUCK GAME STOP & runs away
>Call GameStop for a game that their website says is in stock
>No one picks up
>Keep calling
>Same thing or it abruptly ends
>Go out for some errands
>Try calling again
>Guy picks up
>Ask if they have game in stock
>Puts me on hold
>Decide to just go there since it still says in stock online
>Got there in 30 min
>Still on fucking hold
>As soon as I arrive they hang up
>Go inside and ask the guy from the phone if they have game in stock
>"Uh sorry we sold our last copy 20 minutes ago"
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>go to EB Games
>clerk is friendly and knowledgable
>get what I want without hassle
>leave
FUCKING EB GAMES
>>321551980
shit like this makes me lose my mind. WHY HE SLIPS OFF THE BOMB? lost me the card and then he did.
FUCKING GAMESTOP
what the fuck is going on in this thread
>>321552248
>>321551802
>be rad
>walk into gamestop to order latest niche jap game
>"Excuse me, could I have a copy of Lords of Maga: Maiden Heaven?"
>Clerk looks at me confused for a moment
>Other customers walk up to the desk
>"Sorry, what was it called. I didn't hear the last part"
>"I said lords of maga"
>I look at the clerk from over my 3D glasses
>"Maiden Heaven"
>the clerk bites her lip
>"sorry, I still couldn't hear you"
>Whisper into her ear the game's name again
>Customers in line waiting patiently
>A mother shopping with her son looks at me while ignoring her whining child
>"y-yeah, no p-problem"
>Get my niche jap game and walk out of the store
>throw the receipt, which has the cashier's phone number on it, into the trash outside the store as I walk to my car
>get into my Nissan 300ZX
>rev my engine and back into the parking lot as a group of teenage girls stares at my sweet ride
>do a couple doughnuts in the parkinglot before speeding into the sunset while blasting Tubthumping by Chumbawumba
Fuckin' Gamestop
>>321552248
>be a GameStop
>some human stumbles into me ranting about human concepts far beyond my understanding
>the other human who has been inside me many times is clearly confused
>they continue to converse in their human tongue
>the strange human wanders out, continuing his strange ramblings
>I am but a building and none of this makes sense to me
>Fuck. I am GameStop.
>preorder game in november
>go pay it off early december
>Game comes out, go pick it up on release day
>Get it no problem and go home
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>Go to gamestop
>Looking for game that was $59.99 according to their website
>can't find it
>ask clerk where it is
>with a smile on his face he shows me
>i put it on the counter
>he scans it
>"that'll be $59.99 plus tax sir"
>pay $63.59
>clerk says "Have a nice day, enjoy your game!"
>walk out the door
>drive home
>play game
>it works
FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>321553949
fuck this makes me angry
>>321554512
>pay 4 dollars more for no reason
i fucking hate american stores
>>321554705
it's called sales tax
the government needs money so they steal it from you whenever you don't order something online or buy food
>>321554705
it helps kill people from the middle east
>>321554906
why doesn't the government just get a job instead of leeching off the people like a teenager does their parents
>>321555015
this is why we have to order online more
boycott the gov't
>>321555198
i mean like why doesn't the government fund itself via trade with other nations? That's what my country does.
>>321551802
>>321553410
We actually love you weebfags because you buy all the giant collectors edition's that take up so much space, you spend tons of money, you know exactly what you want, and hearing you awkwardly talk about underage pantyquest on the vita is more interesting than the latest COD or Madden.
trying way too hard
fuck off backt o reddit
>>321555279
because the united states of america is so broke that they have negative money
>Go to Gamestop
>Ask for Battletoads
>Suddenly hot chick
>Regretably, she died in a train explosion several years ago
>Nigger
>I am swimming pool
>Spaghetti comes out of my pockets
>ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
>Need to escape
>Whistle for a cab
>Loch Ness monster is driving
>He needs about tree fiddy
>I open the door
>Interior is crocodile alligator
>He drives a chevrolet movie theater
>Get on the floor and walk the dinosaur instead
>Go home to bel air
>Go upstairs to room
>Get raped by pudi
>Mom busts in and asks whats that noise
>Mom's just jealous it's the beastie boys
>Realize my mom is a bear
>Took a crane to get it out
>Pray to Shrek
>Thread is kill
>'no'
>THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
>???????
>PROFIT
>>321555785
how though, INTERNATIONAL COMMERCE EXISTS AND YOU PRODUCE SO MUCH
>>321555978
we're too obsessed on buying stuff that has the MADE IN THE USA sticker that there's none left for export
>>321556098
sell your war machines. They're like millions of dollars each
>>321556264
but muh military budget that we clearly need every penny of
>>321556446
Can't you just overproduce them and mark up the price? Or are they too expensive for any country other than america
>>321550872
Bee bee.
So I stroll into my local game stop looking to buy a copy of Persona no Embremu: Waifu Jam! Gaiden. I grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register. I say "pardon me, milady.... But could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number, or I'd ring you up instead..." She giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves.
Her eyes widen as she reads the games title "Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!". I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings from behind. "Hahaha look at what this faggot is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of shit!" I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of this rude outburst.
Standing before me is generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "The guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt just standing over the guffawing.
"Excuse me sir... you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
"Fuck you faggot!" The man replied.
"As you wish..."
I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react, he bellows and charges forwards. I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter. I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back.
"...requiescat in pace..."
As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers. "So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place and play that game sometime... ?" the cashier asked me.
"No thanks milady, It's single player only. Besides..." I sheath my sword.
"You're not my type"
I skate away on my Heelys into the sunset.
So what what OP trying to say?
sorry, not english speaker, hope you can make out of this story
>i have to get game for son in laws
>because it is christmas
>go into gamestop
>shop manager is dealing with kids fuck
>he is not caring me
>my anger grows to the fuck
>scream him "stop being ass"
>he does not acknowledge to
>kick kid in penis
>he calls the cop
fuck games, if i was there to be angry, he could've least to me at told off fuck!
>go a do the 'stop.
>Slippidy slide up to the counter
>Catch a whiff of the ca$hiers booby.
> Xhi notices me
>Tell her I don't play the tables games.
>"You know here that they do dont."
>"They a do the go.
> Dip the old kids menu
>maid in heaven.
>Fuckle me buckle gamestuble.
>buy a game "new" at gamestop
>it has the packaging removed and a sticker on it
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
IT'S NOT NEW IF IT'S BEEN TAMPERED WITH BY A THIRD PARTY LIKE GAMESTOP
Im just sitting here staring at this thread quietly laughing like a retard.
>>321553410
>300zx
It's the little details that make a story funny.
>>321557017
>my anger grows to the fuck
if i had a dime for every time this happened to me
>>321557493
Employees are even allowed to take it home and bring it back and sell it as brand new to customers.
