>playing a video game, having fun
>see really hot girl in-game
>get super excited
>can't focus on playing, have to end game and rub one off
Don't you hate when this happens? I just want to play my game, damnit.
Thankfully my very specific fetishes prevent this.
The way guys act when girls speak up in general is the most hilarious fucking phenomenon to me.
Suddenly its white and black knights doing strategic warfare against each other because some cunt joined the TS.
Can someone please post the fanart of all the UT characters drawn as niggers? I need a quick giggle.
>>321512875
Can't say that this has ever happened to me senpai.
>>321513163
Now I'm imagining a multiplayer game where the gameplay is white knights vs black knights attempting to harm/protect an NPC's emotional health.
I just want an alien dating sim/visual novel.
>>321512875
im gay so no
>>321512875
Stop being a manchild.
>>321513345
kinda like if Darkest dungeon was multiplayer pvp or something?
>>321512875It happens to me sometimes if a female character is captured or tied up. My imagination runs wild and I picture a woman who was previously competent or powerful being degraded to a sex slave. Happened to me the other day playing Jedi outcast for the first time and seeing Jan captured by Desann. All I could picture was him using her for his lizard dick while waiting to reach wherever they were going.
>playing Fallout
>see a pic of a pin up girl in stockings
Fuck!
>>321513508
>two teams face off in an RPG style battle
>"NeatA uses Female Protagonist!"
>"GatorLord goes berserk!"
>"NeatA Triggers herself!"
>>321513052
amen
>>321513260
Here you are, the enhanced edition.
Fuck it, I'm crossing over to degeneracy, where the fuck do I find someone to erp with? I had a stroke of luck with a chickon omegle, or at least claimed to be a chick, that was hitting all of my fetishes and even my favorite character then BAM disconnected. Blueballed man.
>>321514528
There are no girls on omegle, only traps and gays
>>321514056
>We need more diverse characters!
>Draws them all as niggers instead
Where are the asians?
>>321514875
absolutely nobody likes or will ever care about asians
>hear a guy on mic with a nice voice
>get an instant boner and butterflies in my stomach
>can't focus anymore
>get sad if he starts criticizing my play
>>321514528
Try f-list.
>>321515006
>getting sad
>not getting an even bigger boner
You're weak and your bloodline is weak
>>321512875
I like how no one even got the joke
>>321514056
>Asgore: gay
For fuck's sake, why not say bi or something? This is embarrassing.
>>321514056
You know I hope Toby puts the net profit from the game toward something worthwhile or at least himself because jesus man
>the former homestuck fanbase
>>321514056
what the hell are all those terms
>>321512875
>Friend gets me Elder Scrolls Online
>Decide to make a khajit lady
>This character creator is surprisingly in-depth
>Can't stop popping boners
>>321514056
Do you think steam will let me refund this game even if I played past 2 hours? I don't want to own it anymore.
>>321514056
"Diversity"
Every single character is a 1 digit % minority, only 2 out of 13 are white, rest are negro or verry tanned, not a single asian in sight, 5 of them have noses you could cut cheese by slamming your face in it, Udyne has a jewish nose when she's a fish for some reason, just so much wrong shit with this.
Its not the fact this exists that's shit, cause it actually does not sound too cringe, its the implementation. Its just bad.
http://www.hearthpwn.com/cards/22365-stablemaster
Lord give me strength
>>321516849
Are you a master of your domain?
>>321516510
Delete it then
>see a hot character
>decide to look up porn
>it's full of spoilers
why
>>321516510
>from now on, Undertale is known as Refundertale
>>321516510
>getting upset due to someone else's horrible artwork
what an insecure fag.
>>321514056
Why is everyone a quadrilateral
>Having no self control
>>321512875
I like hot girls
>>321516972
I am king of the county.
>>321514528try #mmerp-ooc
>>321514056
>literally no straight normal people
>>321513345
I want this.
>>321512875
I actually don't remember it ever happening. Probably because I'm not a worthless weebshit
>>321512875
This actually never happened to me.At all.
Im a vanilla and cuddles kinda guy, so most stuff should do it, but nope, never happened. Guess I just got standards and better shit to do than to wank it in a middle of a game im playing.
