You are the strongest warrior in Hyrule, so they say.
*unsheathes daikatana and teleports behind Link*
Well, I might test your petty strength but I am not excited with the thought of having to fight a blonde fuccboi such as you.
HEYAAH
Nice OP
*pulls out ocarina causing all of time to freeze*
*Toots up Saria's song while she calls you a faggot nerd boy loser with a tiny noodle dick who will never get any puss*
*unfreeze time*
Your move
Time freeze, huh?
Well, now I know what can you do with this little thing of yours.
*uses super speed to steal the Ocarina*
Now you are powerless, little elf.
I'm in the very early stages of making a shitty RPG set 2 decades after an atomic war, and one of my ideas is that along your travels, one of the party members you meet is a master swordsman who was raised by atheist fedoralords. He actively dismisses any form of mysticism as smoke and mirrors, and he discusses the works of Richard Dawkins and Neil DeGrasse Tyson as if he were a jedi talking about the force.You think it could work?
>>321512963
It would be fucking stupid, if that's what you mean by "work."
Why don't you try making an actual character instead of a one-note joke?
*its a hologram
>>321512953
It was a hologram
>>321513082
What's the difference?
He can be a person too, you know. Who are you to befoul the tenets of Atheism as a shallow joke?
>>321512963
>works of Neil DeGrasse Tyson
What, calling every white person a racist?
>get a girlfriend
>it was a hologram
Stop it, please. Even when you're just pretending, autism still hurts.
Man, katanas are so fucking rad. Why'd they have to be ruined?
>>321512953
*puts on Madara mask*
I think we all know what happens next. Pic related
