What happened to Romani?
Mind Break.
>>321494018
You didn't save her? You monster...
What they dont tell you is that lon lon milk comes from Malons fat throbbing futa cock
Nothing, she was just sad.
Why the fuck were there literal space aliens in a Zelda game?
Ayy.
>>321494231
Why not?
>>321494471
cos they come out of nowhere with no explanation and are never mentioned again
>>321494519
Same with basically every other monster in Zelda games
>>321494018
Probe followed by memory wipe.
>>321494678
fantasy monsters
then straight up ayy lmaos in a UFO appear
>>321494854
what's a probe entail?
>>321494116
this, she lost her cows
>>321494018
nothing
>>321494018
Unspeakable things
>>321494891
Because they're invading a cattle ranch.
You stupid fuck.
>>321494018
PTSD; she saw her cows, whom she considers family kidnapped and probably killed. She's also a child, upping the fragility factor.
She was AYYYYYED
>>321494973
Booty
>You will never rescue her from Alien invaders
>You will never get a blowjob in the back of a carriage from her older sister for whooping some redneck ass
Real life isn't fun
>>321494018
Ayyy Kid wanna /ss/?
>>321498493
Why are they the best girls?
>>321498659
Fuck you
>>321499102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmo8HzuSGg
>>321499383
>this image
I actually just saw adult swim air some animation of this comic strip yesterday
>>321494082
you have to fail at least once
>>321494018
LOLI
ANAL
RAPE
What would happen to Romani and Cremia (and the ranch) in a Termina where Link does the absolute bare minimum to stop the Moon, by beating the four dungeons then Majora but doing nothing else whatsoever in the world, leaving all sidequests untouched?
What would their "New Day" look like?
They probably sedated her heavily and poked and prodded her young tight vagina.
>>321494231
>>321494519
Hint, they 100% explain them in-game, if you pay attention and piece together the clues
>>321499740
I hated this because no matter what I did it all got set back and in the end I couldn't do everything before it was time to face Majora.
>>321498659
0/10
needs more spooky
>>321499914
It wasn't really aliens then? It was the asshole twins?
>>321499740
At least a handful of sidequests are required to complete the story.I used to have a fetish fantasy that you could keep going back in time to coax a lot of the females in the game into having sex with me, but then I realized that all the actions you take supposedly merge at the end of the game, meaning you'd impregnate nearly every fucking woman in Termina with your little boy sperm.I'd still probably fucking do it. Who cares? I'm going to be a fucking monster in the next hour or so anyway.
>>321500087
huh?
>>321500112
Work with me here and pretend he only does the four temples and Moon, collecting no masks but the three transformation ones.
>>321499740
>Shot of the farm
>Sign outside says SOLD
>Gorman Brothers dancing around, while Grog and Mamamu Yan waving goodbye
>Cremia and Romani in the carriage about to leave
>Romani still mind broken, screaming
>Cremia holds her and Romani calms down
>Cremia takes one last look at the ranch and forces a smile for Romani
>Scene fades to black with the Carriage leaving via Milk Road
>>321499914
no they don't, they're just aliens that inexplicably turn up for one scene then leave, never mentioned afterwards
>>321499740
>Romani is a vegetable
>No cows = ranch closes down
>Cremia becomes a beggar in Clock Town, while trying to look after her lobotomised sister
>>321500087
Not quite.
>>321500272
Just like every single strange thing on those games, this "the aliens don't fit" meme is one the worst ones I even saw being forced here
>>321500485
>meme
>>321500191
Well, I mean, he can still technically ignore a lot of shit, but he'd have to help at least a handful of people in opening up and solving the temples (witch, gorons, little girl, and Zoras and rescue his horse).
He can still leave the farm girl to get raped, though.
>>321500509
I refuse to believe that someone is actually retarded enough to have a problem with them
>>321500579
It's hardly wrong to point out they are not explained and are only in one scene. That's just factual.
>>321499914
Not the guy you responded to, but now I'm curious, where were they explained?
Even if you don't want to tell me exactly what they are, hint me where to look.
>>321500816
hint:Ikana
>>321500637
Again, just like a shitton of thing
Do you also have a problem with the moon having a face or the fact that there's a paradise inside it?
>>321500637
What about other weird shit like the hand in the toilet?
>>321500860
I think you're leading me on mate, something's fucky
>>321501591
he isn't
>>321500860
bigger hint?
I'm not that far yet in my 3DS file, but I have a 100% file on emu' and I'm lazy as fuck
>>321499914
This. Some book in Ikana Canyon actually explains that they're a type of spirit or ghost.
That is, assuming the book is correct. I wouldn't expect Terminians and Hylians to initially comprehend aliens in the first place.
>>321503171
I don't believe you
>>321499740
>What would their "New Day" look like?
Pretty fucked up I imagine.
>>321503278
I don't get it? What's the big deal?
>>321503278
postman.jpg
swordmaster.png
>>321503319
It's fucked up because you can't join on their sweet coming of age party.
And you know, they all die at sunrise.
>>321503319
>>321503441
no they don't?
>>321494018
The aliens lobotomized her.
>>321499740
If i remember if you dont save the cows or fail to save the delivery than the Gorman brothers ranch on the third day talks about how they are now the leaders in the milk business. So the girls would liekly sell their farm and try to get a job at the stock pot in.
Which would likely not go well as seeing how Anju's mom thinks Anju's fiancee went off to be with Cremia
>>321503474
calling bullshit
>>321503530
you forgetting that Romani is a vegetable?
>>321503278
not much fucked up about that
>>321503594
But she isn't a vegetable just altered heavily mentally.
>>321494018
>>321503921
Source on the original?
>>321503978
>>321503908
But she can walk, talk, and think. Clearly she isn't a vegetable.
>>321494103
Demand would be too high if they told the truth.
>>321504053
well you're not wrong.
>>321504086
Barely. Her personality is seemingly gone, her memory seems to be massively damaged, and she seems to be suffering from head pains and is thinking very slowly with no expression.
The usual effects of a lobotomy.
>>321504168
>>321503978http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2369136
You're welcome, fuck nut.
She should get a faceful of Cremia's cowtits, that'll cheer her up.
Mind erased.
>>321503278
The world is going to end at midnight. She's getting her little sister drunk and telling her she's finally an adult so she'll be in a happy and drugged up sleep when everyone dies.
>>321506126
>fan theory
>>321506126
>Midnight
It's 6am, Midnight is just when the counter starts.
>>321499610
>Link is such an autist, he'd rather let innocent children suffer in horrible timelines than to not 100% everything
>>321506625
In the initial Deku scrub playthrough, you can't leave town, so Romani is abducted
Abducted by aliens to become their queen breeding sow.
>>321506673
Yeah, but that's not his fault. It is when he intentionally let her get abducted just to see what happens and to collect some shit
>>321506728
Are the aliens fucking retarded? What's the point when she's gonna get gored into burned bits the next day?
>>321506126
>She's getting her little sister drunk
Are you retarded? She just wants her to sleep with her and die in their sleep together.
Chateau Romani isn't fucking alcohol and doesn't get people drunk
I've wanted to fuck her every since I was a kid, but now as an adult I'd like to fuck both.
I remember always going to Romani Ranch at the third day, to die with them all over again.
>>321507080
You don't understand, asians get drunk on even juice!
There will never be a Zelda game good enough to top Majora's Mask in your life time.
>>321498150
>Spidermansayingneatwhilesnappingaphoto.jpg
Added to headcanon. Thank you and God bless you anon.
>>321499740
If talking in-game, then you get a black screen because that means you never got the Romani Mask.
If you're talking canon, then it never happens because as soon as Link winsthe Fierce Deity rewrites history, since it is a culmination of the merits of all the masks (note, this is told to you by a gossip stone), and the owl tells you that the guardian of the land had died and that's why it's dieing. So FD has some godlike powers of intercession. Aonima claims he's the "memories" of the Terminites, but he pulled that from misinterpreting that gossip stone. ALL masks are containers of people's feelings in MM which includes memories. Merits was a deliberate term.
>>321500265
Good fanfic. Not being sarcastic.
>>321503171
Negative. A gossip stone tells you of rumors of strange happenings at Romani Ranch. That's it. The only confirmation that they're ghosts comes from the Bomber's Notebook when you defeat them. What you're thinking of though is the Garo Robe because the Gorman Bros have their masks and the scientist mentions hearing about that. There are research notes confirming their full name tacked on the walls.
>>321507750
they're aliens, not ghosts
>>321507564
Look at Aonuma's attempt to reinvent Ocarina. Another MM game would be a trainwreck.
>>321507805
Obviously.
>>321507564
>Koizumi will never return
>>321507564
>another Anon that thinks MM is the best
Wish I could buy you a coke.
>>321508781
Not them, but the only reason I prefer OoT to MM is because the final boss is so much better in OoT
>>321507080
then why would you have to wait till you're an adult to drink it?
>>321507950
Look at Aonuma's attempt to reinvent MM.
>It not casual enough!
>Boss fights are not GIANT EYEBALL enough! THIS MAKE NO SENSE!
>>321500531
He pretty much does. The only part you're obligated to do for the Ranch is the training with balloons to get your horse back so you can clear the waist high fences that keep you out of the east and west areas. Anything else you do to the ranch is totally optional. You are at no point required to actually follow through with helping the sisters.
>aliens saw the moon falling
>they decide to steal cattle to preserve the species
>these little kids run around all night long killing you all with arrows when you only meant well
Who's the asshole now?
>>321510145
>implying MM3D's bossfights aren't 100x better than MM's
>>321506625
This isn't Legend of Zeldatale.
>>321494018
Didn't she sleep with her sister once?
Nothing, she was just sad after the loss of the cows.
>>321500112
This. I like this.
Hey /v/, how do I stomp Nightmare bots in Q3? The only way I've gotten these fuckers is with direct rockets and pre-fires.
>>321511053
You and others in the thread seem to have forgotten that she's in the barn with the cows and if you let the aliens reach it, she also gets lifted into the UFO by the tractor beam alongside the cows. Then she's gone for the entirety of the second day and brought back at the start of the third in that condition. Something has happened to her beyond mere sadness, even if it was just the shock of being kidnapped by aliens.
>>321507080
Then why is there an adult only bar that sells it?
>>321511823
I got the impression Chateau Romani itself isn't alcoholic (meaning the bottle Cremia promises to give Romani also isn't), but the bartender uses it to make alcoholic drinks at the bar.
>>321511951
Damn this actually makes sense. Also explains why the bartender doesn't sell alcoholic drinks (just plain milk) at the bar for link, even though he is a child.
>>321507750
Can't you findthe missing cows in Ikana village if they are kidnapped or something?
>>321499610
Is that always the excuse you take when you go down the path of a cruel bastard?
It'll just be a one-time thing, don't worry. Death only lasts for FUCKING ETERNITY after all.
>HURDURRRR WUT HAPPON DURR ROMANIIIOUR DURRRR
shit threads like this are /v/ in a nutshell.
>>321507080
If it ain't booze, it sure as shit is similar to it.
>Can only be sold to adults
>"Too strong" for children
>Drinking too much gives you hangover symptoms that can be relieved by a different type of milk made by the Gorman Bros.
