>Touhou will never be on steam
>tfw hackers will never steal your high scores and 1ccs
>>321464683
>he didn't read up on how to defeat her before attempting to 1cc SA
orin's_head_on_hecatia's_body.png
looking for Suika Ibuki with christmas clothes
>>321466402
Got you covered, mate.
Am I allowed in here if I just like the art?
>>321466583
You can only post ITT if you've 1cced at least 1 touhou game.
>>321466841
Okay I'll just lurk starting now.
>>321466007
DO NOT
>>321463031
Was yesterday's thread a christmas gift?
>>321469389
>>321463031
Underratedhou and superior cat
>>321468498
Be the change you want to see, anon.
Playable when?
>>321472386
Playable when?
>>321472640
literally wshou?
>>321471693
I played nothing since yesterday, sorry to dissappoint, but how's your 1cc?
Almost there...
>>321473849
I've finished 1cc'ing MoF Hard with the Reimu shottypes. Right now I'm taking a break and playing some old PC games, then I'll come back and do it with the Marisa shottypes.
For those who have played UFO, is there a reason why stage 4 is harder than stage 5 and 6?
I'm on normal difficulty and I'm pretty sure this is the hardest video game related thing I've ever done in my life.
>>321474674
It isn't?
I dunno, I only played UFO on normal once, and I sailed into Stage 5 with max lives.
>>321474674
It's the last stage where unexpected shit happens. Shou's one is on par with most stage 5 ones as being too short and Byakuren's is just space invaders and a harder Nue section.
>4 days until comiket
>>321476838
>implying there's anything to look forward to
>>321477807
>Whatever ZUN may shit out
>PDP expansion
>LoLK remixes
>LoLK doujins
>More porn in general
>Whatever new fangame
>>321477994
You forgot more info on the new manga and the rinnosuke-sumireko novel
>>321477994
>PDP expansion
>something to look forward to
>>321478741
voku
eternal touhoumon thread
what next?
>>321463031
High scores need replays as proof.
>>321479090
>voku
You mean /soku/?
>>321479732
voku sounds better t b h
>touhou
>>>/jp/
>>321480028
Touhou is video games.
>>321463031
If only hackers could steal your love for little girls. But I guess noone can take that away from you, can they?
>>321480272
Why is Marisa so rude and why is Reimu green
>>321480579
>Why is Marisa so rude
To be honest, that was Alice's suggestion.
>>321480579
>and why is Reimu greenRacist.
THESE FUCKING UFOS ARE THE MOST DISTRACTING SHIT EVER
Is "Charming Siege from All Sides" the most bullshit card in PCB?
>>321482470
Probably. Only other contender is that weird Merlin spell on Normal.
>>321477994
What about Shoot Shoot Nitori 2?
>>321482470
>>321483185But it's not that hard.
>>321476838
>No new d@i doujin
>>321482470
That's not that bullshit card where Shou has two giant green spinning lasers across the screen
>>321484882
Well it certainly gave me a hard time.
Not even Yukari's version is giving me troubles like that.
>>321485175
>in PCB
>>321485175
Well Shou wasnt in PCB, but hey at least it looked really cool.
>>321485178
Well, I don't know, man, I've had a harder time against Yukari's version.
>be me, ReimuB
>be chillin, just dodgin red bubbles and blue whatevers
>no problem, i can do this shit>LASER OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE HITS ME IN THE FACE
If we wanna talk about having a hard time in Touhou, this bitch takes the cake for me.
>>321485706
Her music was good.
>>321485706
Shou gave me a harder time.
Except for Murasa's survival spellcard. Screw that spellcard.
A few days ago I put Captain Murasa as my rigtone and now I see her everywhere.
She really is best UFO, probably top 10 toho.
So how was everyone's Christmas?
Get anything touhou related?
>>321486786
Isnt she the most unpopular out of UFO? Or is that Ichirin?
I like how Ikaruga has a replay system for high scores.
Hacked runs simply show the guy's ship standing around idle all the time. At least you get to know who's the actual 1st place and so on.
>>321487343
>Ichirin
>unpopular
For as long as she's attached to Unzan, she isn't.
>>321487343
We all now my opinion>their opinion.
The popularity contest means nothing.
>>321486976
I got Xenoblade X
I guess it was okay, probably should import some touhou merch for myself next time.
>>321487508
I'm itching to try that game, I hope the exploit for 5.4 comes out soon
Anyway, Zun already gave me the best present
>>321488171
I want to fuck Star Sapphire.
>>321486976
I got Mushi and a need for ideas.
Shou Nap-Time
>>321489532
I want to fuck the cat
Are you ready for Comiket, /v/ friends?
Did you already check out the catalog and chose what to get?
>>321489750
I want tocaptureShou'sspellcards
>>321486976
>he still gets presents
Must be nice.
>>321489975
That sounds like a lotta work, can you do it for me?
>>321486976
I got nothing but I'm gonna get myself a 3DS with my christmas bonus.
>>321486976
I got two japanese travels books.
Fun part is, one of them starts with "This book is written by a man who absolutley hates anime, so don't expect me to write stuff about my favourite anime and how much it inspired me to go to Japan"
Based author.
>>321490826
ウィアブーめ。日本に来るな。
>>321491094
えええええええ。。。?
I've been playing Touhou all day.
I want to die.
I really want to just end it all if I can't get this 1cc by Sunday night.
>>321491235
I know that feeling, been trying to finish PCB for the whole week. Just need to get through this cunt and I'll be done.
>>321491219
恥じ入りなさい、ウィアブーめ。
>>321491576
Speak chinese with me, nigger.
>>321491094
>>321491219
>>321491576
Speak in English, this isn't Gensokyo!
>>321492017
チンク奴、キミの言葉で自分の口を汚さん。
>what is border of life and death
>>321493127
A spellcard
>>321492316
I don't understand.
are we back yall
>>321494246
Yes.
We may now continue in the posting of touhous.
What isin your opinionZUN's greatest composition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93_bnOj63xs
>>321494469
Oh man, I really need to get me those music albums ZUN has been making.
I've postponed it for way too long.
>>321494469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5qv7npqmW0
Love it.
>>321494469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkJmNe1MP0
If only from games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMTsG_KszJw
I haven't listened to his non-touhou soundtracks yet, keep forgetting to.
HOW DO I WORK THIS BITCH??
>>321495293
They're definitely worth it and Merry and Renko's stories are pretty interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iU31hkpzok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9lwLau-mbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUJ2mJby664
>>321494469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpfzXsB2UPo
>>321485706
not this paranoid bitch.
>>321485706
Give me CP's spellcards, then we'll talk.
Don't understand the love for necrofantasia
night falls is way better
>>321497337
The opening riff gets me every time.
>>321485706
She gives me a hard time to if you know what I mean.Because it's really hard loving her
>>321497337
I don't understand the love of U.N Owen Was Her?
The Centennial Festival for Magical Girls is way better.
>>321498165
You're supposed to make an obviously false statement, not a real one.
Can someone post Marisa edits.
>>321474085
git gud
>>321499000
cheked
I wish I could edit and animate gifs so we had Yumemi throwing christmas trees at Reimu.
>>321498964
>>321499446
Not quite what I am looking for.Thanks anyways.
Let's talk about Onis.
>>321499782
just lurk on those jap imageboards and steal their dank memes already
Like this
http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/5975336.htmhttp://dec.2chan.net/55/res/5975301.htm fucking furries
>>321500009
Will ZUN ever introduce a fourth Deva?
>>321500187
Will Marisa ever solve her daddy issues?
>>321500009
>those perky nipples
Fuck man.
>>321500187
In the next game.
Kasen will be a playable character.
>>321499000
I'm sorry anon, I couldnt do it.
I got rekt by that spellcard with Ran.
>>321463031
> The good touhou fighters will never be released on steam
> You'll never get to kick people's asses while showing them how seriously you take your little girl fighting games
>>321503448
>the good
So, ULiL?
Is Sanae B good in UFO or is it trash?
>that smugass look Reimu gives every time you use a bomb in PCB
How come ZUN doesnt do stuff like this anymore.
Well, I guess that's that.
RIP Thread, hope all you guys had a merry christmas.
>>321494469
>3 years since last CD
ZUN please.
>>321463031
Deathsmiles lolis are cuter.
>>321509545
Not gonna lie, I kinda wanted the announcement to be DoDonPachi. But Deathsmiles is good too.
>>321509751
DoDonPachi is out of question. Any game that wasn't released on X360 is out of question, it should be obvious.
I just started playing touhou recently. I've played a little eosd and in and gotten to the end of easy mode (not one continue) a few times now. I get to stage 4 on normal mode, sometimes 5 for both games. So now I wanna start trying to 1cc a game on normal. How do I start? Should I never continue, or should I always just for practice? How do I train myself to use bombs instead of accidently getting hit?
I guess I should at least get through stage 6 once without caring about continues first...
It's pretty hard.
bumb
Nue-chan
>>321510609
>>321514124
> Nue will never get added to a soku-styled fighter
It hurts to live
>>321514246
>Wanting her to be playable in secondary bait games
>>321514124
>chan
More like kun.
>>321486976
Nice haul, nothing Touhou related so I'm just hanging on til Comiket for those nice Clownpiece doujins.
>>321514275
> Implying secondaries aka casuals would be attracted to fighting games at all
>>321514365
I could show you a whole channel filled with them.
>Cleared GFW on hard
>Cleared the extra too
>got a few gold medals
It was a good christmas.
>>321514592
>Playing meme difficulties for people who couldn't git gud at Lunatic.
>>321514650
>meme difficulties
Uh? I just play for fun, you don't need to be an autistic scorefag to feel nice about a clear.
That's like saying that "normal" Lunatics runs are for people who couldn't git gud at NMNBL runs.
>>321514802
>Fun
>>321514802
He's just bored and looking for company. Pay him no mind.
>>321514980
I realize, but i wonder if someone here does have a NMNBL run.
Christmas is a truly un-touhou like time.
>>321514124
nue
>>321515959
>tumblr xis/xer preferred gender neutral touhous
>>321516363
What's wrong with that?
Why is Touhou inferior to Treasure shumps?
>>321466841
I 1cc'd LoLK... does that count?
What would you give your favourite 2hu for Christmas?
>>321500993
It's getting cold, isnt it?
>>321518148
A Saiga for Seiga.
>>321518148Company.
>>321517753
Pointdevice/Easy modo don't count.
>>321518148
Jesus.
Can we agree that Mountain of Faith had the best Soundtrack by far?
>>321521989
That's not PCB
>>321521989
I agree, but LoLK and PCB are good contenders
I don't see any of Marisa edit in this thread
>>321521989
Okay, let's do this.
PCB > MoF > SA = IN > EoSD > TD > LoLK > UFO > DDC
>>321522407
>didn't include PC-98 or PoFV
>>321522407
>SA = IN
Nope. Animism had FAR better boss themes.
>>321522338
Marisa is sleeping. Please wait patiently.
>>321522503
Yeah but IN had better stages.
>>321522338
>>321522513Does anyone else find LOLK Marisa pretty moe despite the memeing?
>>321522704
No.
>>321522704
Cute in an autistic little girl kind of way. I want to flash bright lights into her face and make her freak out.
>>321522704
>memeing
>>321522704
Nobody likes Marisa.
>>321522982
Well, you're playing Chen in character at least.
>>321522982
Marisa is for bullying. Anal bullying.
>>321516491
Every time.
This image makes me realise they're not only stupid faggots but secondaries too.
>>321522836
I never found most things Zun drew exactly all that especially cute but for whatever reason I do think LOLK Marisa is. Maybe it's the hair and the silly vacant stare. CP isn't too bad either.
>>321523114
>>321522849
I want to bully her too.
So, who's your favorite PC-98?Have you come to terms with the fact that you'll more than likely never see them again?
>>321523731Don't lose hope brother!
>>321516491This image isn't bad. It's a bit too masculine but it keeps the tumblr noses and crap to a minimum
>>321523731
Jokes aside, Mima is actuallysadlythe one with the best chance of coming back, right?
>>321516491
It's cute, but the fact that they use "they" and all that shit when it's obvious they're girls irritates me to no end.
>Gensokyo Academy for Gifted GIRLS
>>321524097
Most tumblr "artists" have a good drawing hand, sadly most of them just copy whatever they see and hear instead of finding their own style.
>>321524145
I still think he could bring the scientists back if there's ever a machine-related plot later on.
>>321524308
Shoot and I just also noticed that them gender-neutral bullshit
Either way at least most of them still look like girls and the jokes aren't anything you wouldn't find on /jp/. The Beyblade line got a laugh out of me.
>>321524316
>more espers and outsiders make there way to Gensokyo and set up a research facility there
>end waking up some sort of dormant spirits
>first two bosses are outsiders, then the last three are said spirits
>EX boss isYamami.
>>321523731
still the best
>>321524294
I dunno man, Shou gives me some serious Chad vibes there.
>>321524557
>first two bosses are outsiders, then the last three are said spirits
And what about stage 6?
>>321524308
How do I into drawing?
>>321524742
Check /ic/'s sticky.
Practice a lot.
>>321524742
Step 1: don't go to tumblr
Step 2: draw stuff
Step 3: draw more stuff and improve
Step 4: don't stop
Step 5: make an unfunny comic strip about your daily life
Step 6: create a page on patreon
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit!
>>321524714
Rika in a new Evil Eye model.
>>321524714
The esper who woke up said spirits possessed by chief spirit.
0-2 Attempt first EoSD 1cc
3-6 Try to beat PCB
7-9 Try to beat IN
Here I go!
>>321525061
>EoSD
Get crackin'.
>>321525061
Good luck, anon!
>>321524939
>create a page on patreon
Make sure to pretend you are a girl for extra bucks.
>>321525061
So long as you don't fuck up Patchouli's stage or Sakuya, you can do this.
>>321525061
>>321525161
>>321525185
>>321525264
Patchy ALWAYS fucks me up, I swear she and her stage give me more trouble than Sakuya. But whatever, here goes nothing.Now watch as I lose a life to Rumia.
>>321524836
Thanks, bookmarked it and will read it once I have some time to do so.
Christmas is gone, now.
>>321525247
>pretend
I really need more smug Chen pictures.
>>321525726
The holiday threads kept shitposting to a minimum, didn't they?
>>321525726
Fucking Hell Chen. Is it just me or is she harder to deal with than Utsuho?
>>321525809
Shitposting kids were at parties.
>>321525902
Post of the day. You rule anon. You should own 4chan, not that japanese guy.
>>321525880
Utsuho's cute. I want to drive my control rods all the way to the bottom of her reactor core to make her nuclear reactor go subcritical and shut it down.
>>321525880
Yeah, Orin was way harder than Utsuho. ZUN hate cats so much.
>>321526056
>Orin having chocolate
RIP
>>321526134
But she's not a dog.
Initiating Day 3 of UFO 1cc attempts.
Here I go.
>>321526134
Wait, chocolate is poison to cats too?
Sekibanki has fun spellcards and a great theme.
>>321526134
Her human form can most likely digest chocolate.
>>321526261
Yeah. Dogs, birds, cats, and a couple other animals people tend to keep as pets can't eat chocolate.
Same goes for raisins. Don't give dogs raisins.
>>321526336
That she does. Best stage 2 boss of all the series.
>>321526369
Why? Are raisins bad for the heart?
>>321526369
>Dogs can't eat raisins
Wait...what?
>People are laughing at Reimu-A user
>>321526261
It is but only in large quantities. If I remember correctly, the amount consumed has to be x% of the animal's body weight to be fatal.
>>321526481
That's not Hina.
>>321526369
onions too. keep your dogbros safe
>>321526496
>>321526504
Raisins kill the shit out of dogs and cats.
http://www.petmd.com/dog/emergency/digestive/e_dg_grape_raisin_toxicity
>>321526369
You know what, thinking about Koishi's personality, it won,t be a surprise that she gave chocolate to her big sister's pets without thinking about the repercussions.
>>321526261
chocolate is "poisonous" to everybody
It contains a substance that the organism cant process so easily, so consuming high amount of chocolate relative to your size isnt recommended, dogs, cats and other small pets can barely digest an ounce a day
Other bigger organisms like humans and big apes can digest more, but it doesnt mean we can pig on it
>>321526369
Who the fuck is actually dumb enough to give your pets human food?
Oh hey, I love Red Bull, maybe my cat will love Red Bull too.
>>321526620
Then why the fuck foodfight used a dog as a icon for it?
>>321526548
Reimu A is the most vanilla. It's ok to play with it, it's usually the well round shot type.
>>321526662
>Who the fuck is actually dumb enough to give your pets human food?
Americans.
>>321526662
You say that as if 30 years ago household dogs werent fed with the leftovers, when there were any
>>321526662
Red Bull won't kill your cat, actually. Though, don't give it too much.
Don't drink energy drinks in general if you can.
>>321526801
Oh, yeah.
Don't american have some kind of warning on their microwaves that they aren't usable to dry pets?
>>321526661
So that explains why Timmy's dad commented that eating chocolate is not a good punishment for a kid...unless is 1KG of it.
>>321526554
That's not the umbrella.
>>321526924
>warning on their microwaves that they aren't usable to dry pets
No, but UK faggots have to get a license to own a TV set and have to be at least 18 to buy fucking silverware.
>>321526548
Homingshit is for BABIES.
>this thread is still up
Was 4chan down again or something?
>>321527054
Wouldn't want to get spooned to death.
>>321527152
It's the day after Christmas. Everyone's too hungover to shitpost.
>>321527054
Why 18?
Are they afraid of teens killing werewolfs?
>>321527009
>Liking the retard on a stick
SmugNazrin.jpg
Charrrge
>>321527349
>responding to text OUTSIDE of a speech bubble with text INSIDE of a speech bubble
That's not how it works.
>>321527401
>>321527651
>>321527197
Now you made me remember a weird PS1 game I had as a kid.
It was some 3D fighting game and you could play as some insane maniac who dug out the guts of his opponents with two spoons.
>Losing all 8 lives to stage 4
>Again
>>321527413
Bash everyone on the head in this thread.
>>321527821
Which stage 4? All of them?
>>321527821
ASS ANCHORED!
>>321527930
UFO.
>People who beg for steam ports of PC games
Why Steam of all things?
>>321466931
>>321528001
Ah yeah, minamitsu. Pro tip:you have to dodge the anchors
>>321528046
To make the fanbase even worse than in it is now, I guess.
>>321527980
>>321528108
At this point I've memorized the boss.
It's the stage that's frustrating me. I just keep doing it in practice mode trying to grasp it but I keep failing.
>>321527737
Sounds like Thrill Kill.
>>321528046
Nobody is begging for anything, what the fuck are you talking about?
WARNING:DO NOT OPEN THIS PICTURE
>>321528142
Is such a thing even possible?
>>321528334
A cat is fine, too.
>>321528438
I'm sure it is.
>>321527430
Now that you mention it... Yeah you're right
Can't believe I'm fixing a year old thing
>>321527890
REMOVE TAOIST
>>321528334
I want to fuck that cat
>>321527723
I want to be driven to madness by Seiga.
>>321516491
>Seiga Kaku
>found out my phone number and now they won't stop sending me poop emojis
>>321528327
I mean in general, not touhou specifically. It did come up a few times shortly after ZUN's visit to Atlanta a while back.
It just seems like to most people a game isn't recognized unless its on Steam.
