My mom went through my vidya collection and saw all my FE games and bought me a Lucina figma because she thought I'd like it.
How do I explain to her Lucina is a terrible character from a garbage game and this gift is crap?
>>321457347
Just hotglue it. That will teach her.
Cum on it and post pics
>being over 18
>having figures of video game characters
choose one
>>321457347
Lucina is a cutie!
>>321457347
I'll take it off your hands if you don't want it.
How much?
With rape.
>>321457347
Perform sudoku, you cunt
>>321457512
/toy/ is the most well adjusted board on 4chan. they're all normalfags over there.
>>321457347
H O T G L U E
Just explain to her that as a grown man, it is your duty to avoid le ebin /v/ blacklisted games such as Awakening, just as it's her to keep feeding you and allowing you to live in her basement until the day either of you die.
Kill yourself, because I can't imagine how you can be so autistic as to not understand the trouble she probably went through to get you a gift relevant to your hobbies.
>>321457347
Cool story bro.
>>321457347
Probably bait, but my advice is to give her a shot and not emanate /v/ all you can. She's fairly cool and likeable, and is at least average among FE lords.
What don't you like about her, OP? Personally, I find some of her good points are her strong spirit, while having flaws and not being stronger than any other units in particular, solid yet unique design (which is saying a lot when it comes to Lords), and having a good, relevant place in the story without overdoing it.
>tfw parents got me a Wii U
How do I tell them they've severely disappointed me and that I wanted a ps4 instead?
Smile, be fucking grateful you had a mother thoughtful enough to look into your interests, and thank her.Hold onto Lucina, don't open her, sell her when she goes for rape prices like Pit and Dark Pit.
>>321457347
Aren't Lucina Figmas expensive as fuck by now?
Pics or didn't happen.
>>321457347
FUCK YOU
LUCINA IS GREAT
>>321458154
>coming out as a sonygger to your parents on christmas
don't do this to them anon, at least wait until it's january.
>>321457347
First thank her and say you appreciate it but you would prefer something else but she was on the right track
You all need to learn how to identify bait. OP would have at least posted a picture of his own or something, and not sounded like such a blatant memester.
>>321458230
They go for about $90 on ebay right now, which is a considerable amount more than they were at retail. It'll take a while longer to get to outrageous prices, though.
And Max Factory could always re-release her.
>parents got me 2 steam games
How do I explain to them my account has been hacked and I literally have someone buying every steam game using my creditcard
>>321459075
must be nice having rich parents
>>321457347
Thank god I preordered her
>>321457347
God I want to fuck Lucina so bad I don't even care if she's flat that face and hair are the best and I bet those thighs would make me happy this isn't even christmas alcohol talking I wanna fuck that board.
>>321457347
Maybe kill yourself you spoiled cunt
Cute.
CUTE!
>>321457347
Your mom got you a thoughtful gift. Don't be a cunt even if it's not what you wanted.
>>321457347
Just suck it up. Next time have more pictures of FE characters you like.
>own a lot of amiibos and a nendo figure
>parents don't act on my addiction to figures and macdonalds toys and don't buy me any
I suppose that's a good thing. Otherwise I would be in the same position as OP, owning a figure of a character I didn't like.
My first figma is gonna be my husbando, Kazuma Kiryu.
Not op but my mom sent me pic related and told me she wants a a granddaughter and that I should start working on it once I start my programming gig in may.
Display her with the short hair, remove the mask and pretend that is it a Marth figma.
>>321457532
Shitposting aside, Lucina is kinda cute, especially in her Marth disguise. Shame she's in the game with the shittiest supports.
>>321459756
>tfw 30
>tfw independent and alone
>tfw every visit to parent's house is just them telling me to marry anyone so they can at least see their grandson/daughter
I don't have the heart to tell them I'm saving the gene pool by opting out.
>>321457347
>mom goes through all the effort to go through all your weeb shit in the hope she gets you a nice gift
>not just appreciating the thought
Why don't you hang yourself?
Better yet, commit sudoku
>tfw bought myself a Lucina figma a few weeks ago
feels good to start my figure collection with her :^)
>>321460110
I'm in the same boat, don't want a wife and kids but my parents never listen and keep pushing their agenda on me.
>>321457347
Jizz on it
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>>321457347
You very lucky cunt. My gf got me a Yukiko a while back and my mother bought me this hoodie .
Now do I get angry that Larry ain't best girl or just appreciate it?
Wow, is there a fanbase worse than pre-awakening FE fags?
Wanna cringe even more?
Someone made a love song about Lucina.
https://m.soundcloud.com/tg-venom/dat-lucina-luvin
>>321457347
It's the fact that she was trying to please you that you should cherish, you ungrateful, materialistic, faggot.
I want a Lucina plushie to cuddle with!
>>321460110
>tfw my older sister has a kid, so my parents stopped giving a shit about my sex life
Where did she got it from, anon? There's a chance it might be a bootleg
>>321457347
>mom found you a Figma
BULLSHIT That is hard to find no matter how deep in the well you go
How about you say thank you and move out you ungrateful cunt?
>>321457347
Just deal with it. Your mom doesn't know that and thought she was getting you a thoughtful gift. You don't want to break your mother's heart now do you? Unless you are an ungrateful bastard that is.
>>321457347
Your mom has better taste in girls than you.
Lucina got great legs
>>321463764
>tfw my parents never knew I proposed to my gf
>they didn't understand how crushed I was when she died 5 months later
>parents just treat me as if I'll never succeed in life
>>321459075
that really the box? looks very plain.
>>321460110
I hear that, the last thing the world needs is a kid that has a chance to inherit my betaness or my family's anger issues
>>321459075
Ungrateful fuck
>>321457347
Send her my way, I'll take it. Hell I'll take your mom too, she has fantastic taste in girls compared to you.
https://youtu.be/COgGsetFrCM
>tfw no cool parents to gift you stupid weeb things
>just get a coffee mug, underwear, and a hoodie that's too big every year.
I wish my power levels weren't so hidden sometimes.awesome food is the trade off though. fuckin' turkey and ham and stew and everything else for christmas i luv u mum don't die yet
I won a Link from a contest,
It feels really fragile, how should I go about trying to put in sillly posses without breaking it?
Man I would love to have family willing to look through my things so they can infer what my interests are and get me creative gifts based on the things they find.
I hate asking for gifts and prefer giving them instead. I eventually relented and made an amazon wishlist with a few dozen luxuries that I don't need but wouldn't mind having.
Of course, it doesn't fucking matter when each and every year they have to ask me "Anon how do I find your wishlist again?" despite me making a shortcut for them. Then they scroll through it in front of me and seem so bewildered and have to point at things saying "Is this really something you want? What is it?"
I mean, I'm grateful for whatever I receive, but jeez, I really wish my parents could be subtle and discreet.when it comes to giving gifts
>>321457815
>anyone on 4chan
>normalfag
nice try faggot.
>>321460110
you've been tricked by the kikes into thinking you're worth less than the nigger with 8 children on welfare.
