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STEAM PANIC GENERAL THREAD #3 WHEN IS IT SAFE TO LOG IN? VALVE
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STEAM PANIC GENERAL THREAD #3
WHEN IS IT SAFE TO LOG IN?
VALVE OFFICAL REPLY WHEN?
WHEN CAN WE PLAY AGAIN?
IS GAYMAN DEAD?
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>>321451013
nothing's happening, chill out
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I laugh at plebs who use steam
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>>321451013
>VALVE OFFICAL REPLY WHEN?
valve never says anything.
>WHEN IS IT SAFE TO LOG IN?
who fucking knows
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>>321451013
SOMEONE SOLD MY ST MW DOPPLER FADE KARAMBIT FOR $10 FUCK
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Everything seems normal now, is it safe?
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>>321451013
it's literally nothing

badly photoshopped bank account screenshots shouldn't be enough to cause panic.
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Daijobu.

Daijobu.

Daijobu.
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I can load games fine, whats going on?
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I LOST 6 MILLION SHEKELS
OY VEY
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>yfw no cc,paypal or phone info on steam but still worried
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>>321451182
report it to valve they'll give you another
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>yfw you dont have any new emails from logged in devices

Continued >>321441984
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>>321451239
store went down and /v/ started a shitstorm.
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my cock REALLY smells
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>>321451216
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>>321451345
I just want to go to bed, wake up and play some god damn games.
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>>321451352
So how long before "hackers" claim they did it. Because I fucking called it
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December 25, 2015

The day valve ruined christmas
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haven't logged in since yesterday evening, does this shit even affect me ?
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STORE WORKS AGAIN
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Alright so
>haven't used the store at all today for purchases or anything, I think I clicked "store" only once after steam was already locked down, it never took me to the page
>unlinked it from PAYPAL itself

I have a normal credit card attached to steam but I'm currently not clicking jack shit on the client until I get the all clear (to see if any purchases were ever made)

Am I prolly safe? No warning emails or anything yet.
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>>321451681
more than likely affects nobody at all.
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>>321451216
daijobu ja nai!
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>>321451182
>not using mobile authenticator
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>>321451216
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I'm freaking out to death. Calm me down bros. God wouldn't let it happen on Christmas would he?
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I beat up a kid for his Steam account
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>>321452139
You're fucked.
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SOMEONE KEEPS BUYING SHIT ON MY PAYPAL WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>321451981
>ja

nice japanese you faggot
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My bank account was empty when the happening started but I got a check for Christmas. Is it safe to cash it now?
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>>321452139
egg
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I refuse to log until official word that it is safe to do so from Gaben himself.
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>steam having issues
>internet imploding
>trying to find out what's wrong
>check official Steam Support twitter account
>last tweet: 15 May 2015

oh...
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>>321452329
thanks
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>mfw people have payment info saved
>mfw people don't have 2step verification on all of their online accounts
Utter retards
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>>321451013
>WHEN IS IT SAFE TO LOG IN?
Probably tomorrow
>VALVE OFFICAL REPLY WHEN?
They should do it soon, but in reality, tomorrow.
>WHEN CAN WE PLAY AGAIN?
Why wouldn't you play?
>IS GAYMAN DEAD?

no
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>>321452234
In fact it is.
Chi -> Ji -> Ji + small ya -> Jya -> Ja
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>>321452329
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>>321452229
SHUT YOUR CARD DOWN NIGGA
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>>321451345
>mfw
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>>321452360
I'm not using steam again until Gaben personally turns up at my door and tells me its safe to logon.
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>>321451259
>Only info on Steam is my phone number
>Get a call from a stuttering slut
>We ERP over the phone for a bit
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>>321452445
>Jia is somehow Ja

all right
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>>321452329
I saw this meme on Archeage, some dude's name was Egg and he linked Egg into faction chat all the time, what's that about?
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Is it too tinfoil to get the idea that Valve may have had this happen on purpose as a means to get more people on mobile authentication for muh surveillance?
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>eurokeks sue the shit out of valve
>valve loses millions
>valve dies, steam dies
>PC dies
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>>321452538
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>>321452229
Yeah. It was you.

>all this false flagging panic for shits and giggles
>all these faggots panicking over nothing

For fucks sake /v/, when did you all become stupid pussy faggots?
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>>321452538
Are you fucking retarded?
じゃ in Hepburn is ja
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>>321451345
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>>321452139
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>>321451013
>having a card linked to your account
shiggy
>not having a 2 step verification
diggy
>having any personal / valuable information linked to your account
doo
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>>321451465
A day. Those lizard faggots will pop up and take credit and then claim they did it in the name of Christmas.
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>>321452784
>panicking over nothing
If you have your shit saved on steam(last 4 digits, name, etc)
some phisher can piece together authenticating information to access your credit card/bank or whatever

BUT VALVE CAN DO NO WRONG, WAH!
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>>321451363
same
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>>321452538
What's it like being an actual idiot
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>tfw almost all my games are pirated now
>tfw I'm completely unaffected
Feels good man

Just Cause 3 crack when
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JUST
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>>321451345
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guys the store is back up
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>tfw not logged in and just want to play video games, but have to log in to play them
fuk
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MY ISAAC REBIRTH FILE GOT RESET EVERYONE CHECK THEIR FILES.

IS STEAM CLOUD UP!?
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>>321453084
>pieces together my info
>discovers I'm unemployed and have a negative ballance in my bank account
>can't use account until he pays my bank the 250 I owe them from overcharge
>hacker laughs at me with his Russian hacker gf

Feels bad.
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>profile is private even to me

wat
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Serious question here. Does valve have any place where they post information? I have looked around and found nothing with any news on this.

It is really strange that they provide no information at all and simply let the rumors spread.
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Store seems to be up from the webrowser and I just logged back into steam

EVERYTHING IS OK
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>>321453553
Mine's fine
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>>321451013
WHAT DO IF ALREADY CONNECTED ? AM I SAFE ?
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>>321452521
Calling bullshit on this. If it's not, then you're a lucky bitch.

Did you get her name?

>>321453491
I just want to play my fucking games...
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wow its fucking nothing
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>>321453569
I'm not talking about unemployed NEETS like us anon! :^)
Imagine the imense butthurt that scenario would cause someone with a stable job and social life.
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Is it safe to log in again?
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Steam logs me in on startup
PANIC
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>>321453705
YOU ARE SAFE

READ THESE POSTS THEY CANNOT BUY ANYTHING ON YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT KNOWING YOUR PASSWORD
>>321438303
>>321445908
>>321449096
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Everything seems to be fixed
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>still logged in
>store back up
>cart emptied or missing
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>>321453582
Its a bug that happens when you've set your profile settings private, should go away if you reload.

Also happening is cancelled.
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I can't even log in now.
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>>321454136
They cleared the cache
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>>321451289
they actually won't if he didn't have all the safeguards turned on
it's pretty fucked but I understand it from valve's perspective
doesn't excuse this catastrophe, though
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I'm about to cry fellas, I disconnected my card from my paypal and my paypal from steam so i'm as safe as i should be, But im afraid that any second someone will waste my account any second now, I need this fucking money to stay alive.
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I can't login using the authenticator code
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No problem guys, I will just waste time with facerig.
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Does steam delete your CC info after a while? I remember I had mine saved early last year but literally a few days ago went to purchase insurgency and found that I had to re-enter it. I didn't, and paid via paypal but when I went to find the info that I thought I had saved over a year ago in the settings I couldn't so I can only assume that they automatically delete it if you havent used it in a while.

anyone know?
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>>321453609
>I just logged back into steam
big mistake
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>>321454718
I can't even login, nor in the web or application.

I live in the third world and just want to play ;_;
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>>321454136
>>321454271
oh nvm i see im still not logged into the store (just the client)
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>>321451216
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>>321451013
Post the one that's actually fucking adjusted for inflation.
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>>321452229
köp
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>>321451013
Never pay more than 36 bucks for a computer game.

Adjusted for inflation.
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