The Elf Princess is being held captive by a Doppelganger!
The Doppelganger will copy your every move! Use your vidya skills to save the princess, /v/!
Spitroast time
>>321425529
Fapping contest.
>>321425529
jump so were on both sides of the princess
eifle tower this bitch
>>321425529
Why is the doppelganger black? You racist nigger.
Why is the doppelganger black?am I black?
I turn arround so that the doppel does too. I then start walking until the dopel bump onto the princess, take her, then hand her over to myself.
What do i win?
>>321425529
Make out with myself.
>>321425529
Why the fuck would I want to save an elf?
Elves are for raping.
>>321425529
WOLOLO
>>321425529
Shoot myself so the copy will too.
>>321425529
Depends.
Does he copy my moves as in my style and skills?
Come up with a new move or change my style, rely on instinct.
Literally every move?
Stand still and ask the princess to shove her crown up his ass.
>>321425529
I move left in an arc to end up at the princess. The Doppelganger also moves left in an arc. We switch positions with each other, this time with me next to the princess.
>>321425954
>not saving the elf so you can rape her yourself
>>321425529
>"I am a shadow, the true self"
I'd just come to some realization about myself and get a persona.
>>321425856
>>321425843it represents the dark, twisted malice you have towards yourself and others
>>321426462
so a self loathing black person?
>>321425927
The only option.
>>321425529
Punch myself in the face.
>>321425529
Make the doppelganger have sex with the princess and watch.
>>321427030
>Being a cuck
>>321425529
>tell the princess to beat up the doppelganger
>just stand there until he dies
>>321425529
>implying I'd save an elf.
>>321425529
>elf princess
leave the subhuman dagger ear to her fate
>>321426789
bix nood mo fukka
Make friends with the doppleganger and work the princess' plumbing while he sweeps her front porch then hang out with him in the weekends
>>321425529
rape the princess
Use the 2nd controller
Sit in the corner and stab his knees
>>321427540
it's not rape if she wants it
Since he's black and therefore has a bigger dick I take a pair of scissors and cut in front of mine. My dick is safe, while his is severed. He soon bleeds out and I take m'lady to safety.
What if I try to fuck him?
What if I try to get on his dick?
>>321427853
hi jew
If I stab myself on my right side, will he stab himself in the heart? Or will he just stab himself on his right side?
>>321425529
>Those ears
>>321427984
I think you can only dock and 69 if he copies your moves.
>>321425529
Turn around and crawl down.
The doppelganger will go under the princess.
Once I get up and turn back again, the doppelganger will push her towards me.
I roll for a speech check and persuade the doppelganger to shapeshift into the princess
And then we live happy forever and ever
is this thread going to take an erotic turn?
I jerk him off as he jerks me off.
The princess will become a cuck queen
>>321428274
guess were both sluts for girlcock
>>321428751
the term for a female cuck is a cuckquean
>>321425529
Turn around and walk away a bit, then put my arms out and pretend to grab someone, then turn back around and meet the doppelganger in the middle. Pretend to release the princess as the doppelganger releases the actual princess, then walk away with her.
>>321428569
Best idea in thread right here
>>321428856
GOBLET
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>>321428274
>>321425529
Marry the doppelganger
>>321429365
I'm monitoring the thread, yes, I see it.
>>321425529
Oolong is here i can smell him
>>321429282
>>321425529
>elf
Once I defeat the abomination in front of me I'll make sure that knife ears becomes a proper lady.
>>321429073
the doppelganger will forever follow you
>>321430078
No it won't faggot, it's not stated in the OP.
>>321428251
Hearts are located more in the center region of your chest
>>321428274
>>321428759
>you both get down on your knees
>>321429845
anymore like this?
>>321429638
Around elves, watch yourselves
>>321430226
I only have one more.
>>321430217
I like where this is heading.
>>321430396
A good elf is a dead elf
>>321430862
Damn right.
>>321430217
>>321431086
YES
>>321429845
Ear cutting has a lot of medical benefits!
You don't have to clean those long ears, you're less likely to get parasites there and girls love snipped ears.
Get your elves snipped or else they will look like freaks
>>321429286
best maido
Who /selfcest/ here
>>321431827
Is it gay or just masterbation if it's yourself?
>>321432631
If selfcest was gay, then so would be giving self a handjob.
>>321432631
It's not gay if one/both of you looks like a girl or just cute.
>>321429845
>that ex-longear elf grill on the left wrapping the dude
worth the pain and blood, you fucking sycophant culture hacks
artfag here. taking requests. roll a 9 and i'll do yours.
>>321434316
finish >>321434062
>>321434316
Slay the doppelganger and elf for the heresy they committed by existing.
>>321434709
HUE
>>321428029
kek
>>321434709
There you have it artfag
PURGE THEM
>>321430217
suck her balls first
>no one suggesting killing yourself
>>321425954
>>321426289
It's not rape if it's an elf.