How based can one man get
10 (TEN)
>>321378104
How big can one man get?
>>321378104
Who is this guy?
>>321378104
cool guy, but totally shit at videogames and makes painfully forced jokes (as well as most of the people on that channel)
>>321378181
I know life is unfair
He's pretty chill. He ate about once a week at the Panera where I used to work. Told him I was a fan in a non-sperg way and we always greeted each other. One of the few customers who actually bused their own trays, so he's pretty ok.
>>321378345
Cant be total shit if you've beaten Ninja Gaiden, Jekyll & Hyde and TMNT.
literally who
>brown bricks with minecrap
>>321378447
I hope one day the meme that NES games are hard dies, it's no different than any other game if you sink enough time into it, in Mike's case the time for completion is around 26 years lmao
>>321378161
>>321378181
I mean, a 10 inch cock is a 10 inch cock, but it's gotta suck sometimes, when you can literally never go all the way into a girl, and always have to stop at an arbitrary point before she gets hurt and it kills the mood.
>>321378456
Mike Matei from youtubez. Guy is famous for gaming and having a huge penis
>>321378715
>having a huge penis
tell me more
>>321378715
How do we know he has a huge penis ',:^]
>>321378390
Did you ask him about his huge dick
>>321378749
>>321378780
This is one photo of Many where you can see his massive bulge
I like mike matei
>>321378690
I think people would rather have a 10 inch cock than a 5 inch one.
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>321379573
That girth he has though. He's 7" around. Thats the part that kills me.
Fuck
>>321379035
He looks pretty cute in this picture :3
>>321379778
Wouldnt mind some of that for christmas
MINEYCRAFTA
I met him at magfest 2013.
He was walking around the arcade playing games by himself.
He seemed down to earth and alright.
Played that Dungeons and Dragons beat'em up with him and a couple other strangers.
Isn't he fucking a tranny?
>>321381043
Zzz
People on /v/ thinks everyones a tranny
>>321379035
I am not seeing it
>>321379754
Mike has been dressing a lot better recently, but all of the Cinemassacre guys dress like they're still in high school. Like they're really channeling in Kevin Smith's fashion sense.
>>321381042
I was as the same con. In the upstairs hotel hallway. An anime girl with a small group of friends asked him about his dick and he pulled it out. Looked like it was a foot long.
>>321381294
How Mike dresses
>>321381294
How James dresses..
>>321379626
TO WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
>>321382410
HE'D RATHER HAVE
post the tweet.
>>321378653
I want to see you beat any of those games on camera before you shit talk.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Matei&defid=8639689
>>321378928
>>321379035
>>321383208
There is no way his dick is that big
It's just a hoax
Don't fall for the lies
>>321384572
Some guys are just big man. Guessing you dont watch much porn. There are guys out there even bigger than olMike here
>>321384720
>>321383208
>>321379754
>>321379035
>>321378928
Jesus christ. I really want to see it now.
>>321384874
He posted it on twitter because someone asked. No, I am not joking.
>>321384962
>>321384572
It is, he actually posted it on Reddit sometime.
>>321384962
that real?
>>321385035
Huge isnt it? God damn i wish i had that
>>321385061
Very real. I saw it with my own eyes, as well as the reply from the person he sent it to, and thought "no one will ever believe this". I was sort of dumbfounded, but it's real.
>>321384962
This cannot be real. I believe in The 10 inch dick, but not that he would post it on Twitter like that
>>321378390
>eating at Panera
Fuck. I hate that place, but I have a small cock. Could there be something in the food that grants a horse cock?
>>321385061
Yes that is actually real. Mike actually has a 10 inch dick.
>>321379754
Is he a manlet?
>>321385180
Well he did. Thats his dick. Massive.
>>321381801
JUST
>>321384720
Jesus fuck. Just thinking about that big veiny cock is making me wet. I may need to change my panties >_<
>>321385446
>Jesus fuck. Just thinking about that big veiny cock is making me wet
I'm a guy, and even I am getting wet
>>321385446
Would you even want to take Matei's dick? Wont it just hurt?
>>321385446
It's christmas. cutback on the shitposting.
>>321385061
No. The Twitter post is fake.
But apparently there's a meme going around about him having a 10inch cock. True or not, that l'm unsure but the Twitter post is 110% fake.
>>321385505
I don't think it would hurt too much. It would hurt in a good way :3
I'd be so wet it would just slide in and make me feel full.
>>321385312
It's his body's response to having such a massive cock. If he were any taller his heart would exhaust itself having to pump blood all the way down.
>>321385614
No its not. Plenty of people saw it when he posted it.
>>321385614
It isn't, anon.
>But apparently there's a meme going around about him having a 10inch cock.
How is it a meme or rumor when he's said it?
>>321385714
The person he tweeted it to also confirmed its real
>>321378104
where is he based?
>>321385996
In his pants
>>321385996
Zimbabwe joke
>>321386239
Zimbabwe size dick
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
James wife..
>>321386610
>james has a wife and a kid
>"motherfucker" mike
>tfw
>>321386856
>both balding
>>321386883
>>321386910
Now the girl Mike bangs every night
>>321386997
she kind of looks like a tranny
>>321387052
Nah he does live streams with her sometimes. Seems ok
>>321386856
Jesus Christ. It's like he is married to Lena Dunham. Terrible arm tattoo and all.
>>321386997
You think he pumps her full of semen everynight while looking into those blue eyes?
>>321386997
god she's ugly
he can get something better with that gorgeous dick
>>321387128
Yes. Im wondering more if she can take him balls deep
>>321385312
yeh
>>321387351
Seems pretty tall to me
>>321387445
he's like 5'10 surrounded by 5'7 manlets in that pic
lmao
he's an average manlet i guess
>>321379754
Fuck me. I love blondes. Mike has good taste.
>>321387815
I agree. Just imagine he plows that every night with his massive tool
>>321378197
man i'm so jealous, you're lucky enough to discover mike matei for the first time
Would you rather be a manlet with a big dick or tall and average
>>321388896
Who wouldnt choose having a 10" dick.
>>321388943
So you'd be a midget
>>321389097
He's 6ft tall.. Hardly a midget
>>321389162
fuck him
HANDSOME
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>you'll never wrap your boipussi around Mike Matei's 10 inch cock
why live
>you will never be Mike Matei
just end it
>How NOT VIDYA can one thread get?
>>321384962
>>321390541
/fur/
>>>>>/trash/
>>321390686
>Getting this mad over a picture
>>>/out/
>>321390686
:^)
>>321390839
Sorry, I usually don't get mad over anything, but I just can't stand furfags. Fuck them all.
>>321390972
Cute
>>321391389
Then kill yourself faggot
>Full head of hair no sign of thinning/receding
>Big dick
>10/10 Girlfriend who loves video games
>Knows his shit
How is he not /v/'s idol?
>>321384962
>mfw 700 post bump limit thread on /v/ in 20 min that day
>didn't get deleted
Fuck.
>>321386610
I remember when everybody hated Mike and loved James.
Most of this shitpost is a lie though.
