Merry Christmas, everyone! <3
You too Shantae!
>>321362240
how long until this turn into shantae porn dump thread
Merry Christmas /v/.
I love you guys.
>>321362969
Was that necessary anon? Christmas is the time of year we come together and love each other! Where's your Christmas spirit?
>>321363360
Boco, your ceaseless namefagging and constant faggotry annoy me to no end.
Merry Christmas you bastard.
Merry Christmas anon.
I want Risky instead. I want Risky to reluctantly participate in the Christmas festivities instead while being embarrassed wearing a sexy Christmas outfit.
Christmas will be declared culturally insensitive and outlawed in Europe within the next 5 years
>>321363360
Fuck off forever.
Merry Christmas, you raging homosexual.
>>321363771
Merry Christmas /v/!
I hope you all go to church and thank our lord and saviour today after playing video games!
>>321363914
what is this new spurdo i keep seeing everywhere
Merry Christmas
I hope you get some nice trinkets from people who love you.
merry christmas /v/, even though it's 9:00 pm on the 24th for me.
>>321362240
Thank you Shantae. I used to hate you but now I'm just indifferent.
Cheers.
>>321363360
>tripfag
fuck off
>>321362240
>shantae will never ever be in smash
>>321363659
I want Risky to lick my penis.
>>321364096
GON
DO
LA
>>321363390
I'm Jewish
>>321363771
Happy Holidays :^)
>>321364482
Aww...I'm indifferent too, anon. ^_^
>>321364663
>implying anyone cares
Nintendo has never treated Shantae right. Why in the ever loving fuck would I think they would this time?
I'm glad I can spend christmas with my friends.
Merry Christmas /v/
Merry Christmas.
>>321364835
Well I hope your Hanukkah was great <3
>>321364663
Who cares...?
Merry Christmas /v/ God bless and all that good stuff
Who's taste better? Shantae's brown butthole or Risky's blue butthole
>>321365418
Green, rotting asshole obv
ITS CHRISTMAS!
I'm drunk and need a Shantae to cuddle.
>>321365653
Not yet faggot
>>321365653
>>321363297
I've never actually seen that.
Probably because normal pics of Shantae are borderline porn.
>>321365754
kinky.any more like this?
>>321362240
>>321367163
>>321367129
Nope.
Merry Christmas!
>>321362240
Merry Christmas to you too Shantae!
>>321364663
she's too good for smash
>>321370831
Who is that handsome fellow?
>>321362969
Jesus was a brown person, though
>>321371001
Santa Clause of course! He'll even bring you a copy of Fallout 4 if you leave 69.99$ out for him!
Merry Christmas to Nintoddlers, Sonyggers, Xdrones and PCucks as well
Merry Christmas you guys. I only smell hatred here, but I wont doubt the sincerity of everyone's posts.
MERRY CHRISTMAS BIG GUYS
>>321362969
Blacks and spics take Christmas more seriously then whites nowadays.
>>321364663
>trying this hard to shitpost
Just pathetic
>>321371595
Merry Christmas, CIA
I wish it were merry
Merry Christmas, you impotently angry, contrarian, and all-around tasteless losers.
I know I'm in good company with you.
>>321364663
She will. Patience
>>321372121
You're a festive girl
>>321372693
For you <3
I want to marry Shantae, impregnate her, and raise quarter genie children with her.
>>321372146
What's wrong anon?
>tfw another snowless Christmas
>>321373230
Let's just say my surroundings aren't very festive this year.
Merry Christmas /v/ you wonderful assholes
Merry Christmas everyone
>>321373662
Well I hope things get better for you. Just know that there are people out there who love you very much.
>>321367163
sauce
>>321367163
Is that some new dance you created, Shantae? Should I expect it in Half-Genie Hero?
>>321367163
Merry Christmas, you lovely bastards. Hope you all have a wonderful day!
>>321377114
I want to cum inside of shantae
I want to make a quarter-genie baby with Shantae.
I've never once seen ANYONE discuss the actual games in a Shantae thread. It's literally nothing but art dumps and circlejerks every time.
>>321373206
I want risky to bully me.
>>321379940
the games aren't that good and she's fetish fuel? do you think /v/ thinks?
Happy new year
>>321380182
me too
>>321373424
>tfw live in a desert
>tfw it never ever snows here
Merry Christmas motherfuckers!!
Merry Christmas, everybody. Don't worry, I still love you.
>>321379940
Often times there isn't much actual discussion about games in general, kind of a cherry pick example because Shantae is pretty cute.
I recently played the GBC one, actually really liked it so probably going to try some of the newer ones soon
>>321383219
Sakurai is so cute with his glasses on.
>>321382631
I love you too anon. I love all you faggots even though I don't say it all the time. Merry Christmas all!
>>321379940
But that's the case for almost every game discussion that goes beyond the couple first weeks on /v/. There's only so much you can talk about when it comes to actual gameplay.
>>321377869
>>321379767
>>321385284
Shantae was made for lewd.
fuck this faggot threadis pirates curse good? its on sale
>>321386985
From the thumbnail it looked like there was a noose above her.
>>321386979
its ok
>>321386979
It's the best clone of Super Metroid I've played in years.
Melly clissmass!
>>321387552
Is Risky half pirate and half blue board?
>>321387752
>board
she's definitely not that; quite the opposite in fact
>yfw you ate too much on christmas
>>321380424
Australia's still got nicer beaches than anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere, anon.
>>321362240
Merry Christmas to all you anons
>>321362240
you too, faggot op
>>321390357
Gotta love most of the backer designs
>>321390702
I love it
>>321390702
Hopefully they'll show the last one next update and maybe one of the neckbeard NPCs as well.
>>321390357
>>321390702
Merry Christmas /v/!
May your loot drops be legendary and your games lag free.
>>321364029
WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>321392507
don't you have anything better to do
>>321390702
>>321390770
>>321391584
Let me at least add a spider girl
BIGboobs
>>321393010
Nice gifts to get for the holidays
>>321394750
>Head 1 didn't win
Anyone going to church today?
>>321394884
head set was too popular
Butt.
>>321362240
I love you too, Shantae!
>>321397607
whale
>>321362240
Merry Christmas /v/!
>>321397607
What is that supposed to be, a glaceon?
But yeah, merry christmas to all
>>321397607
>Butt.
try harder Sky
>>321390770
>>321399308
I should make more of these.
>>321392895
>Cute monster girl enemies explode into bones
I always felt really bad about that
>>321399495
If it works, you should.
>>321399607
Yeah. You would have to avoid them altogether to prevent that.
In HGH though. They just kinda fly off screen smash bros style. In the demo at least.
My christmas wasn't merry
I hope your christmas was merry
>>321400124
Some of them will probably have special death animations. The Cyclops fish still have the animation where their body gruesomely falls apart.
I ONLY GOT AN XBOX ONE FOR CHRISTMAS
MY STUPID FUCKING MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN GET ME THE PS4 LIKE I WANTED
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>321400584
Don't taint her with your faggot memes, asshole.
>>321400584
You could always swap someone on Craigslist?
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! Take some time to watch a particular movie, play a certain game, or have food and drink that really helps you savor the holidays!
>>321400584
I got less than nothing
>>321375135
Minus8
>>321400584
>>321364375
PEACE?!
YOU WOULD LIKE THAT YOU DRAFT DODGER
>>321400124
>>321400325
Yeah. They might just get other enemy defeated animation later. Not that i really mind the smash bros ones much.
Poor mermaid girls flying off screen
>>321373424
THIS
GODDAMMIT GLOBAL WARMING
GODDAMMIT OBAMA
GODDAMMIT JEWISH AGENDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmGSVUHO0ak
>>321400584
That's a good gift Anon. My ps4 is still collecting dust after I got all the trophies for bloodborne.
>>321401147
Merry Christmas my good friends
merry jew chrismas everybody
>>321402850
>>321401147
Pretty cute!
merry nep-xmas everybody
>>321392895
>>321362240
>>321404190
>>321405213
Man, people sure are trying their best to end this thread with a shitty franchise.
>>321405092
I like the WF design process.
> Should we imake a frightening monster spider? Nope make it a sexy monster girl instead!
who /havingsexwiththeirShantaeplush/ here?
>>321391968
Why so sad during Christmas day, Link?
>>321406449
Nobody, I think
Merry Christmas fellow anons!
>>321406449
>Shantae plush
There is a Shantae plush?
>>321406449
>>321407117
>not making your own
>>321407117
>>321406627
My fucking life's a trainwreck, I'm a vigrin at age 23, I can't stop smoking, my parents are divorced and I have no job.
>>321405092
>>321405557
>I like the WF design process.
>Should we imake a frightening monster spider? Nope make it a sexy monster girl instead!
Best design process around. Too bad barely any western devs follow it.
>>321362240
Are the Shantae games on Steam any good? If so, should I get both or one over the other?
>>321407546
Have some Christmas spirit, anon. That's what christmas is all about. Being joyous and hopeful of a man who has given everybody hope that they can be saved.
>>321407546
It's okay, anon. At least you aren't27
Thanks anon I just hope my girlfriend and her daughter enjoy it over in Northern Africa while they are on a missionary trip with the bible baptism church
I miss them
>>321408514
le cuck meme haha
Merry Christmas helper elf Shantae.
Next Christmas can you tell genie-clause I want a brown girl Christmas? I desire one to cuddle up with for the holidays.
Teaching, vidya and paying bills leaves little time for girls.
Merry Christmas, you loveable bastards.
Also should I get the dancing purple haired girl on my Wii U?
>>321409391
If you already have pirate's curse on 3ds save your money for half genie hero instead.
Is this the Shantae thread?
>>321409391
Sure.
It's half price now anyway.
Merry Christmas from RareRest in peace
Merry Christmas Y'all!
now take a look at my picture: Wich one of these games are worth to check out?
>>321362240
I want to fuck Shantae and breed quarter genies with her!
>>321380182
That's a man, baby!
>>321390702
All 4 shown so far are great lol
>>321409746
> All this Xbox shit
> Who are these guys anyway
> My last game really sucked
> Kazooie is always so angry since N&B
> I wish I was at home playing N64 games
>>321362240
Merry Christmas gentlemen, happy holidays and a good solstice to all of you as well. :^) Soon the days will be getting longer again.
I want to rub my face in Shantae's purple pubic and anal hair for Christmas
>>321407802
Get both play Risky's Revenge first, its a pretty short adventure (3-6 hours) but it's a pretty alright game for what it is then play pirates Curse after you've beaten it, I kinda think of Risky's Revenge as sort of a prologue to PC
IT'S NOT-FAIR-MAS! I WANTED TO MASTURBATE TO MY DELICIOUS BROWN WAIFU IN SMASH BUT SAKURAI RIGGED THE VOTES! IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>321390702
>slimegirl fetishism
These fuckin devs
>>321410604
Hackurai is into trannies. It can't be helped.
>>321409903
Manhunt, Running with Rifles and Broforce are all games that I had fun with, but the latter two really need to be played with other people to get the most out of them. Manhunt is a quality solo experience.
>>321410819
Or it could be that your character from a mediocre series didn't get many votes. That could be it.
>>321410604
What do you expect? Shantae is only really well known to balding 40-something pedophile weeb gamers.
>>321390702
>>321390770
>>321391584
>>321392895
>>321405092
>>321402850
>>321401147
>>321400124
With all these monster girls,
WayForward should try to make a game starring them.
>>321411148
> 2D platforming MGQ that plays like Repure Aria
yes please
>>321411041
Pirates Curse is anything but mediocre so stop lying my guy lol
>>321411041
As unreasonable as assuming that something Platinum games made didn't flop for once.
>>321411041
The first games problems were mostly dude to being on the GBC because of limitations and Risky's Revenge wasn't quite fully developed I'd even say rushed, but still average games in their own right, PC is great and HGH will be even better
>>321411148
>>321411294
Might even be a fairly cheap game to make for WayForward if they they can re-use or edit sprites and animations from HGH
>>321411148
but they did
it's called Shantae
>>321400985
ditto sempai
>>321409746
poor banjo
>>321409746
I want to buy Banjo an old N64.
He really seems to need it.
>>321412178
mmm i wanna fuck that monkey
>>321407117
>>321413342
please don't
>>321365828
>living on the wrong side of the earth
>>321363515
>the piramid's looking at her tits
still waiting for next update
>>321364029
>and thank our lord and saviour today after playing video games!
>tfw born muslim
>no pressies each year except from friends that are close
i fucking love my friends, such a shame that muslims have no fun in their lives.
>>321417124
>>321417389
pretty much
>>321417124
January, patience we'll get our game soon
>>321417124
>That Bolo
imagine Castlevania... but with the handicap of Bolo as main character
>>321418903
Bolo is capable; he's just also absent minded. The real question ishow hot will his sister be since they usually reveal a family member for one of Shantae's friends per game
>tfw only thing I asked for was a new 360 controller so I could get rid of this horribly busted 7 year old one I have
>got socks
>>321419549
Are you sure you got the right santas adress?
So how's Pirate's Curse? I'm looking for some Metroidvanias while the sale is still up. Is it worth a $10?
>>321420451
Good, albeit a tad easy bar one area.
>>321363360
Fuck off, tripfag
Merry Christmas
Im hoping it's real, but it looks like PEGI fucked up and posted rating for pirates curse on xbone and ps4 http://mynintendonews.com/2015/12/23/looks-like-shantae-and-the-pirates-curse-is-headed-to-ps4-and-xbox-one/
>>321375135
https://e621.net/post/show/464598/animated-anvil_position-bed-blue_eyes-bouncing_bre
https://e621.net/post/show/506918/abdominal_bulge-animated-anthro-bestiality-big_dom
https://e621.net/post/show/601804/animated-anvil_position-bed-blue_eyes-bouncing_bre
>>321421129
>patrion
>for that level of 'quality'
>for that shit fetish
>>321421019
Matt confirmed it was coming to PS4 and Xbox One anyway soo
>>321421019
With HGH being on many different consoles. It would not be a surprise
>>321420451
It's a nice game
>>321420451
Pirate's Curse is top tier. Arguably on par with metroid and castlevania.
>>321421019
Good news. The more platforms, the merrier.
> Brunch was good
> Family is laughing and having a good time
> Light snow outside
Truly this is comfort. Merry Christmas my favorite half genie
>>321421271
Can't hurt to ask.
>>321417124
>Sky has the most boring ability
Figured
>>321425992
If it's implemented well it could be interesting, just saying
>>321425992
speaking of Sky
It's kinda amusing to think Twitch almost had her role
>>321417359
I live in east germany. Literally no one here is a believer but we still celebrate christmas. It's more of a cultural thing at this point than a religious one.
>>321417124
Bolo's idle better be him pulling out a poorly drawn risky, hugging it, then immediately putting it back in his shirt
>>321426629
Even better: a daki.
>>321425789
Probly not
An amusing thought, with all these porn artists smacking patreon logos straight on their porn photographs i wonder if patreon will get concerned their logo is used or will become synonymous as a porn sponsorship tag.
>>321426939
That's an easter egg in his room along with a pile of pick up lines around it
>>321426629
>>321426939
That would make too much sense.
Of course. He drops it when he actually meets Risky. Leading directly to a boss fight
>>321428323
She's making comments of it's bad craftsmanship
>>321430402
>She's making comments of it's bad craftsmanship
"Like that booty can compare to the real thing!"
>>321420451
Incredible game. Fun, charming, and clever. Best platformer I've played in many years.
Could not recommend enough.
>>321432875
"My cannon balls are bigger than that!"
>>321432875
"Are you already at full mast~"
>come back from lunch
>Steam is on fire
jokes on them I use the prepaid cards
>>321424036
Merry Christmas anon! <3
>>321420451
I played through all 3 Shantae games for the first time just last month, and loved them. I'd suggest playing them all in release order if you can. You gotta emulate 1st one, which is easily the most Castlevania-ish of them all, down to the day/night cycle.
P.C. > Shantae > R.R, imo
>>321444201
This. Release order is the best possible experience. Shantae is such a good series that you're gonna wanna do it right.
Also, absolutely correct with the ranking.
>>321443679
>>321444506
I can definitely see a shantae comic series with this art style
>>321409746
Merry Christmas!
>>321444506
Might as well put HGH as the best, I know it hasn't released yet but I have hope lol
>>321426435
Have some Twitch and Vinegar
>>321446076
The way it's looking so far, you're probably not wrong.
How can one little half-genie be so based?
