What's shakin' bacon?
The apple doesn't fall far from the slut tree
I enjoyed bejeweled with tits
>>321355061
>She is the only HuniePop safe from the shithole that his the new one
Thank fuck
>>321355549
What were they thinking
>>321355061
best hunie
the first time she asked me what's shakin bacon i knew i was in love
Aiko is the best girl
>>321355921
This is true
>>321355061
>Draw cute anime girls
>They act like 3D ghetto skanks
Fucking why
>>321356035
>>321356035
realism
>>321355921
Yes. Also Carla Martin is the best VA
>>321356035
Better than generic moeblobs.
>>321355061
hOi!
im shakin
>>321356035
It's funny
>>321356035
>girls like Tiffany exist
>>321356126
*Cayla Martin
>>321355753
Making waifufags mad is funny for their delicious NEET beta wojak tears
1. Aiko
2. Audrey
3. Beli
>>321356374
>>321356374
IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>321356240
I want to fug that.
>>321356419
>Beli
no
>>321355061
Tiffany is cute and is the best Hunie.
>>321356374
It'll be even funnier when the devs realize the only reason people bought it was because of the combination of Bejewled gameplay and anime artwork. Without the other half there's nothing to differentiate it from free to play phone garbage, so it'll bomb.
>>321356616
wrong
1. Celeste
2. Aiko
3. BELI IS PERFECT FUCKING THE NONBELIEVERS
>>321356890
>Beli asks about my favorite sex position
>I tell her that I like to look into someone's eyes while having sex
>she agrees that this is the best way
Beli is too pure for this world.
>>321355921
very very true
>>321356729
It'll bomb only because he's giving the game for free to 90% of the playerbase.
>>321356131
If I wanted real girls I'd actually go outside.
>>321356448
I don't know if I want to fuck that or not.
Which is strange. Normally it's clear to me if I wanna fug something.
>>321356973
>too pure
>not waiting until marriage
Naw, m8
>>321356973
>Beli
>Pure
Not anymore!
Tiffany is the only one who's still pure.For now
>>321356729
I'm buying it because I support waifufag tears.
>>321356035
There's plenty of cute anime girls that act like total whores.
>>321357081
Real girls aren't as attractive as 2D ones
>>321357341
I dunno, I've seen some pretty attractive IRL girls.
>>321357341
2D girls also have better personalities. Playing Hunniepop is like dating girls who shout ''NYAAAAAAAA" at anime cons.
>>321356823
Yeah, you are.
>>321357081
Hunies make me laugh, moeblobs make me sleep.
>>321357204
Dude
Weed
LmaoThere's so many bad decisions going into this game, when it's honestly a pretty cool idea for a "porn" game
>>321357204
God this style is fucking hideous. What were they thinking?
>>321357137
No, it's pretty clear to me. I want to hear them coiming.
>>321356035
This may be the most legitimately autistic thing ive ever seen on this board. There have been worse statements made but this one is so genuine it has to take the cake
>>321357204
Post Audrey please I want to kill myself
>>321357571
Artist is probably cheaper.
If not, I have no fucking clue.
>There are people who unironically think Anne Marie or Audrey are best girl
It saddens me to know I share the same species as these people
>>321357571
It looks okay.
>>321357651
Even if the artist is cheaper when you consider how many people are turned off or repulsed enough by the new direction to not buy the game at all what's the point? You're spending less money but at the same time making less as well.
>>321357748
Celeste is best actually
How did anyone give enough shits about Hunie Pop to care that it was getting ruined?
>>321357771
>>321357651
There have been artists offering to do the anime style FOR FREE after seeing this crap
They've been ignored.
>>321357779
See anon, YOU understand. Why can't everyone else figure out what we already know?
>>321357784
It was a fun flavor of the month
>>321357771
I think they were guessing (probably correctly) it would bother fewer people than it would piss off.
I mean I think it's awful though but the first game wasn't earth-shattering in that regard, although it was definitely much better.
>>321357763
Is this a shoop?
If not, then it's a DELIBERATE bait for 4chan and reddit.
>>321356035
It's satire.
>>321357868
>There have been artists offering to do the anime style FOR FREE after seeing this crap
I wouldn't trust the quality of anybody giving free artwork to it to be honest.
Best girl
>>321357874
Fun enough for me anyway to make these gay things during the stream, only for them to be forgotten like tears in the rain
>>321357940
It's probably an intentional dig at people who like their 2d kawaii megannekokomimi deredere waifus
>>321357776I actually like Audrey
>>321357902
http://www.huniepot.com/post/135665999748/for-all-the-milf-hunters-out-there-worry-not-as
legit
>>321357940
That feels like a lazy tack-on to try and justify shittiness.
I liked the meme fairy the best. Her voice was very cute.
>>321358053
>Liking fake as fuck plastic bitches who have no personality so they just treat people like shit to hide their insecurities
Really niggah? REALLY?
>>321358115
>tfw busting a nut and a gut
https://a.pomf.cat/ydilha.ogg
>>321358097
Exactly.
Lazy satire is ironic shitposting for people that don't know what shitposting is.
>>321358081
Oh lawdy he's gonna troll 4chan and reddit with this.
This won't end well
>>321358162
I like madotsuki.
>>321357776
ugly snake nose bitch
>>321358162
Audrey's entire shtick is thatthere's some dere underneath her tsunWhy didn't you save her, Anon?
Venus is best
>>321358162
She's most efficient to farm honi and moni with. And has objectively the best lines.
>>321358340
Because I learned along time ago that trying to date a "fixer upper" is fucking retarded and I have too much self dignity for such a meme.
>>321358340
She didn't deserve this
>>321357874
I never did find ayy lmao girl, how do you get her?
Where is Ninamo
>>321358354
>Edgy cursing and hate speech to hide a lack of a personality
Yeah man real great dialogue. Almost as interesting as Anne "IM SUCH A GRRL GAYMR" Marie.
>http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/discussion/499804380/530649887212261168/
Did this developer poll really mean nothing?
It seemed like people overwhelmingly wanted it to look more anime or like the first game. Really strange they don't seem to want to change the art.
>>321358450
They're fun if you don't try to fix them, and just leave them broken.
Broken chicks are my fetish.
NIkki is pure love
>>321358450
>Because I learned along time ago that trying to date a "fixer upper"
A what?
>>321358516
If you didn't get her you probably missed out on Palutena too
>>321358516
Discard the strange object Kyu gives to you. It must be discarded in the beach at night.
>>321358609
A woman who has not maintained her feels, and carries a lot of baggage, and has many personality flaws that she has put very little effort into fixing.
>>321358585
Nikki is pureshit!SHIT!
>>321358585
>retro games are the best im such a nerd
trash
>>321358579
If you look at the poll, the majority said they were either buying the game anyways or weren't sure if they would boycott it because of the artstyle.
>>321358574
Face it anon, the alternatives are nothing special either. Bitch tits at least has some humorous lines.
>>321358585
In a game filled with 2D women that are designed to pander to us nerds, Nikki is the most pathetic attempt at pandering.
Her character is somehow more shallow then anyone else.
"I-I-I L-L-LIKE VIDEO GAMES AND THINK PARTIES ARE D-D-DUMB"
>>321358340
Is that bio implying the previous MC of the first huniepop played her like a fiddle?
>>321358115
This is literally Kyu in human form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_gvNwOwL2Y
>>321358825
You mean the MC didn't automatically get in all the girls pants by turning their disposition into candy crash?
trash game
>>321358340
lmao this artstyle wtf
>>321358737
>>321358743
Reminder that it's your duty to fuck the libertard brainwashing out of her.
>>321359105
I'd rather just ignore her and go after that mega bitch, love fairy, girl next door, and alien pussy.
>No body here likes Kyana
What the fuck, do you nerds not like your toast a little brown or something?
>>321359329
>single mom
Full stop, danger zone ahead.
>>321359329
Middle of the ground for me, along with Lola and Beli. Would fuck but not my first choices.
>>321359329
>seduce her on date
>mmm~ let me call the baby sitter and tell her i'll be home late
BOY YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TURN A GUY ON
>>321359389if it meant pounding that pussy every night I would bare the cross of raising her kid, cuck memes be damned
>>321359486
>she doesn't invite the babysitter to join you guys
Fuck Kyanna.
Who is worst girl and why is itMomo
>>321355061
Best girl
Doesn't deserve the shitty mom she has
>>321359646
>MASTER WHY?!
>>321359646
Catgirl is shit.
Shilling fanfic here since /hpg/ is dead:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/36595403-hunielove
What cup size is /v/ rockin?
>>321359801
>Wattpad
>>321359834
Am I going to be quizzed on this later?
>>321360006
Of course.
https://a.pomf.cat/symenm.ogg
>>321358825
It's basically outright stated actually. To 'beat the game' you have to fuck every girl.
Who else muted the voice acting here?
>>321360446
But the VA was great.
>>321360506
>>321357137
The Temmies permit you to use them for reproductive purposes
>>321360564
Me too, just now.
>>321360506
I wanted to fuck girls, not truckers.
Reminder that Aiko is the best girl and had the best VA
>>321360564
>Isabelle poster
>Calling anyone else retarded
>>321360947
Anon in charge of reading comprehension.
>>321361145
>Isabelle poster calling anyone else out on reading comprehension
Audrey > *
where my audreybros at
why is she so perfect senpai?
>>321355061
Will she be in the new game?
>>321359561
If you'd be pounding that every night she wouldn't be a single mother.
>>321363064
I hope not.
>>321363064
I hope not
>>321363064
no anon, she remains pure...ish.
>>321363064
I think it'll break my heart since she's too pure for that.
Reminder:
The art is garbage
There will be no porn
The gameplay looks braindead
This game is made solely for the youtuber/streamer audience, not humans
>>321357763
man how could something so good be executed so bad?
>>321363817
Why is the art garbage though? New artists? Where is Ninamo and the rest?
>>321363364
>Tiffany
>pure
https://a.pomf.cat/tkyvia.ogg
>>321363817
>pussing out of making porn
What an awful sequel.
>>321364125
New artists. No one will ever know why he thought the change was a good idea, though
>>321355061
Tiffany is the best girl. Even just hearing her say "good morning" in her sweet voice makes me wanna cum. Like god damn how can someone be so fucking cute and perfect.
>>321355061
What's cookin', good lookin'?
>>321363064
Her mom was hot, and fulfilled the slutty blonde milf fetish Anna Nicole imparted back in middle school, great voice too
>how do you go from this <subpar anime style that could be improved with better artists>
>to THIS <cartoony garbgage>
>>321364605
https://a.pomf.cat/vdrycs.ogg
>>321365479
Do you have
>What's shakin bacon?
>>321365834
https://a.pomf.cat/wurjis.ogg
>>321357571
>>321357204
the horror
>>321355061
she confirmed for huniecam?
>>321355753
bejewed was cool lets make sim city with tits
>>321366416
Hopefully not
>>321357763
>>321357902
it is realistic one of the top MFC girls is a psychiatrist who is flat as a board and just strips from her suit
>>321363817
>There will be no porn
It looks like there will be softcore ecchi at best like in this background:
>>321357763
https://a.pomf.cat/xmmudr.ogg
>>321364678
>that thickness
I'm trying not to fap dude, c'mon
>>321366416
No,but there was a leak of her portrait or something.
Realistically if she's in it would either be as a cameo or she'd have a bad end like Audrey that convinces her to drop the nice girl act and turn into a slut.
>>321366985
>>321366204
Thanks for these Anon!
You have the one with Kyu saying
>RESPECT
?
>>321367025
I don't wanna see her ruined by my hands
>>321367119
https://a.pomf.cat/ktcwiv.ogg
>>321365479
I literally don't know what to do right now. This is too cute. Like what the fuck how do I relieve myself of this cuteness. What am I supposed to do?
>>321367850
Embrace the cute.
https://a.pomf.cat/fjdtgv.ogg
>>321367529
You should've thought about that before you fucked 11 other girls.
>>321367696
Thanks Anon :>
>>321363817
>This game is made solely for the youtuber/streamer audience,
I wonder about that.
Can't say I see a lot of people Let's playing Tycoon games. Lot of quiet uneventful periods of time.
Even huniepop sometimes has that moment of intensity or clutch matching down to the last turn.
Aside from that, the characters personality will have to carry it.
>>321358814
>Complaining about a game that panders to every typical demographic
>bitch about the demographic that you identify with
The world does not revolve around you, anon. There are differing viewpoints. Are you literally autistic?
>Mission accomplished, MC is now an alpha male who can get any chick he wants
>But his sense of identity is lost, he longer has any time to be himself
>He wears masks, juggling a dozen different personalities that tell each of his girls what the want to hear
>Soon his true self is utterly lost, replaced by a faceless playboy who spends all his time scoring chicks
>Occasionally one of the girls discovers his true nature, but he doesn't care, he has no emotional attachment, he just severs all ties and goes looking for her replacement
>After many years of this philandering lifestyle, he dies alone and unloved
>In death, his soul is condemned to hell for his lust and avarice, just as Kyu planned
>Because Kyu is not a love fairy, but a lust demon, tasked with tempting mortals to constant indulgence so that they will be damned to the underworld
>Venus is not the goddess of love, but the devil in disguise
Reminder that Nikki is scum.
https://a.pomf.cat/buxodj.ogg
>>321358869
No, this is any kid born after 2001 in Human form.
>>321361667
Damn... this nigga got taste.
>>321368576
Reminder that Nikki is smart. Why work when you're not getting paid?
She's still one of the worst girls of course.
>>321358585
>tfw she is literally my gf, down to the retro game preferences
best girl
>>321358585
>Nikki's intro
>Ask if her hair is natural
>Mocks you for thinking anyone could have naturally blue hair
>get her last CG
>her pubes are blue
>One of Venus' trivia questions is which girl dyes her hair
>Nikki and Audrey are both options but Audrey is the correct one
Nikki confirmed for trying to cover up her freakish natural blue hair
>>321368503
You know, I was actually writing a story almost exactly like that.
Except that the MC feels guilty at the last moment and by falling in love with one of the girls, managed to change his ways just before he loses himself forever.
>>321369050
Waifu =/= gf
>>321369218
>Have sex with Audrey first because hnng
>eventually have sex with her a 2nd time
>One of Audrey's pre-sex lines is something like "ugh, don't tell me you're a VIRGIN!"
>turn in Audrey's panties to Kyu
>"huh, she was a virgin before you, you know"
This bitch must've had her cherry popped by something, or I was too oblivious to notice
>>321366940
Oh boy, fully-clothed, mildly erotic poses done in an awful artstyle
>>321369341
Your waifu is shit nigga
>>321369528
Could easily have broken it with a dildo
>>321369557
I don't think it's going to be fully clothed since that defeats the point of cam whoring.
>>321368120
It's a pretty terrible business decision, I agree, but it's clearly the audience he's aiming for. It's certainly not for fans of the original
>>321358585
Best moans
>>321369690
Well it can't show tits if he's trying to get it through the Twitch censors
>>321369840
>When she goes "Aaahn, fuck"
https://a.pomf.cat/ceagmd.ogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0s57ZBljg
>>321369910
Twitch allows games like GoW to be streamed so I don't see why not as long as they remove references to actual sex.
>>321370117
>Audrey canonically finds out about the harem, dumps MC and takes up hard drugs
fuck i just want to take it all back, audrey, it was you, it was ALWAYS you
>>321370117
>develop pro strats around giving them shoes
>never get to see them in shoes
I just want to see sexy waifus in sexy heels and flats
Please
>>321368503
MC got to fuck the devil, how rad is that?
>>321370117
The music in this game really was great. They nailed it.
>>321370282
Hopefully Huniepop 2 has an option to reconcile with Audrey.
Because it's basically a glorified bad end with your character becoming a chad who fucks and dumps everyone.
>>321370295
>Kickstarter
>Customize the girls' appearance with unlockable hairstyles, outfits, even shoes! The girls will usually dress up for special occasions and dates as well.
Shoes for cut content.
>>321370251
AAA games get an automatic pass because of their popularity. To be fair, the sex in those is never the focus, and barely an R-rating level at best.
Considering the game is entirely focused around camwhoring, that's something that wouldn't fly with Twitch, especially if there's actual nudity. I'd love to be proven wrong, but pseudo-anime games are scrutinized much more heavily than your big-budget studio releases
>>321370871
This is disheartening.
While taunting waifufags is great is it really wise when they're your key sales demo?
>>321371242
Koon is a fucking mad man
>>321370965
>AAA games get an automatic pass because of their popularity
Yes.
>Considering the game is entirely focused around camwhoring, that's something that wouldn't fly with Twitch,
I actually spoke with datsheffy about the issue and he said that as long as the goal of the game isn't to get into girl's panties by fucking them, it's okay. As long as the dev plays around the nudity in the camwhore and has the ecchi as a bonus or something that should be okay. After all, games like Nekopara are allowed and they aren't AAA.
>>321371242
Waifufags probably make up a small part of the population. Koons said something like markiplier brought in more sales than the kickstarter # of pledges and pewdiepie combined and markiplier's fanbase are definitely normies.
>>321363064
WHAT'S
SHAKIN'
BACON?
>not wanting to hear this all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0vLpThaKAA
>>321373002
>implying you won't hear bad voice acting all day instead
https://a.pomf.cat/yumsrh.ogg
>>321371720
It's a pretty fine line when it comes to Twitch. All it needs to do is trigger the wrong person and it will get shitcanned regardless of the content, like Senran Kagura was. I still have trouble believing Twitch would allow something like this where it seems any potential nudity/ecchi is the goal of the game
>>321359486
>Mexican
>Hairdresser
>Single mom
>You gift her a luchador mask, maracas, and who knows what else.
top kek
I like how the devs didn't give a shit and went full on stereotypes. The nigress even gets watermelons as gifts if I recall correctly.
>>321373978
>give Aiko chopsticks
>wow, you are so racist
Huniepop works better as comedy than as smut
>>321373978
>>321374160
>Kyu and Momo live at your home
>Momo is an innocent cat girl
>Kyu is a sex fiend whose favorite gifts are sex toys
>you leave them alone together everyday
>>321375274
>>321375274
>leaving anyone alone with 1001 Kitty Facts
>>321373002
>Nationality australian
This explains so much.
>>321375516
Kyu would just stuff her mouth full of panties; the bitch collects them, after all.
>>321375804
I didn't know I'd find something like this hot.
>>321375804
>>321357989
you have excellent taste, good day to you sir
>>321355061
I'd let her shake my bacon if you mean what I drift
>>321377776
Who wouldn't?
>>321356419
>beli
yes
>>321369840Anybody got the link to all the girl's moans
>>321357763
|>40 year old granny
>gold digger
HOW?
>>321375274
>>321373002
That is a rare Nikki.
>>321369274
Goethe pls go and stay go.
any other h-games based on mini games? I only know ace of spades, this and milf's control and I like it
