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What do you choose?
>>321334403
Neither. They are both intolerable cunts that only to appeal to basic dweebs.
>>321334403
>Haven't fapped in two weeks
>See this pic
F-fuck you, I'm holding strong
>human
Neither, faggot
Ashley was hotter when she had short hair. She looks like a generic bimbo in 3.
>>321334528
this. Jack best girl. If I had to choose one I'd go with Miranda because she was literally built for sex.
>>321334403
>Xenophobic christianfag or a bimbo with plastic surgery & daddy issues
Tali
>>321335037
Don't worry, Ash becomes a bimbo with plastic surgery and daddy issues in 3 as well.
>not picking blueberry babe liara
>human trash
neither
Liara > ME1 Ashley > Samara
Everyone else is shit.
>>321334403
I'm not fapping during xmas. Absolute heresy and lack of respect
Jack
>no benis
0/10 clearly no research has been done
>not picking the best girl
>>321335391
isn't Christmas based on like a Pagan holiday filled with orgies and shit?
>>321334403
Who the fuck is that on the left?
>>321334786
>>321335193
>>321335037
>race traitors
>>321335426
>used goods
>>321335426
this tbh fam
i played 1 and 2 multiple times but half assed 3
i no longer have my save file and i want to redo it but they are so fking long
Liara
>>321335505
me3 ash
>>321334403
the ass effect!
>>321335391
I already fapped twice today, so I'll dedicate one to you next
Tali>ME3 Jack>Liara>Ashley>ME1 Jack>Cerberus Cheerleader
This is the only correct order.
>>321335505
Me on the left
Neither because mass effect belongs in the trash
>>321335530
>not using her goods
You some kind of gay?
>>321334403
They're both terrible.All Mass Effect romance options are terrible
>>321335505
asshley.
>>321335608
How the fuck did she survive the destruction of Virmire? I'd definitely be getting the fuck out of there; no telling of she's even still human.
>>321334403
>Miranda is renegade
sure thing buddy :^)
>>321335697
>all video game romances aren't terirble
>>321335639
>>ME1 Jack
>>321334528
Dad, whats a basic dweeb?
>>321335819
A Dance With Rogues had some good ones
>>321335582
>mfw i was already planning a 2nd playthrought of ME3 during the final mission...then that godawful ending happened
>>321335513
>Only until you're getting some elsewhere are you considered relevant to the human race and opposite sex
No big loss. The aliens were more interesting than any human anyway.
>>321335819
Alpha Protocol's ones were pretty good and fitting, given the Bond shit that went on in the game.
>>321335998
>he thought ME3 was good up until the ending
Shit taste
>>321335473
>Twlight fan
>best anything
Tali a shit
>>321335391
The greatest gift you can give yourself is the gift of self-love and immediate shame tho.
I always hated the paragon/renegade system in the Mass Effect games. I hope the new one either improves it or doesn't have it at all
>>321335493
>Pagan holiday
>filled with orgies and shit
Isn't this redundant?
>>321336095
The gameplay's a lot better.
>>321334403
Miranda. Partly for that ass, and partially because there's something about breaking through that ice princess exterior that is a huge turn on for me.
>>321335473
>dat neck
>>321335493
I don't know about orgies, but it is a pagan holiday that had nothing to do with Christ until Christians decided to be a bunch of niggers and steal it.
Not gonna lie. Even though I really dislike ME2 (along with 3) with them watering down everything great about the first one and I wish ME 2 and 3 never existed; even though all the ME games and Bioware in general have some of the shittiest romances that make romance novels with Fabio on the cover look great:
If Miranda existed I would pay a fuck ton of money to fuck her. I don't even wanna admit it but bioware did a pretty fantastic job in making a sex machine (not a character, a sex machine.)
>>321334403
Harem.
>>321334528
That's right Garrus is the right choice
>>321336479
>>321336989
>All this pleb taste
Sometimes I forget other less intellectually equipped subhumans were given control of Shepard's decisions as well.
>Nobody goes for Kelly
so many wrong opinions for one thread
>>321336674
The birth of our lord was a good opportunity to wipe out the pagans committing sins in the cold.
>>321337285
Well the choices are Miranda and what appears to be the ghost of the stupid cunt thay died in the firat game.
Zaeed and Kasumi. People who can get shit done.
>>321334403
>those massive fucking arses
No thanks, my test is too high for that. I prefer a nice, tight arse.
Assley is rasict as shit, Miranda is boring
Blueberry love muffin for pink smoke orgasms
>>321337530
Your loss.
>>321337285
>implying anything other than looks matters in what is shit tier romance
>>321335493
Roman holiday, Saturnalia, all male orgies.
>>321337642
Jesus Christ what is wrong with America.
Oh right, the niggers.
>>321337734
low testosterone
>>321337734
I like masturbating.
>>321337530
>No thanks, my test is too high for that.
>says he's high test
>hates a girl with meaty ass
don't think you understand how this works
>>321337530
>Arse
English motherfucker
>>321337568
what exactly is wrong with racism?
>>321337734
Simmer down Ireland. We'll find some flat little boys for you.
>>321337530
>arse
Sorry, I don't speak in bong.
Miranda every time.
Reason 1. Dat ass
Reason 2. Dat outfit
Reason 3. Dem tits
Reason 4. Ash killed Wrex
Reason 5. Ash doesn't have an accent
Reason 6. Biotics
Reason 7. High up in Cerberus ranks
Reason 8. Way hotter romance scene in ME2 (ME3s was shit)
Reason 9. Dat ass
Reason 10. Designed to be perfect
Reason 11. Daddy issues
Reason 12. Hot sister
Reason 13. Dark hair
Reason 14. Dem eyes
Reason 15. That convo where her ass takes up most of the screen in one beat
Reason 16. Her teeth
Reason 17. Her attitude
Reason 18. Her black outfit
Reason 19. Ash is a cunt
Reason 20. Dat ass
>>321337474
>Implying Christ was even born in December
>>321337880
It hurts his feelings.
>>321337642
A S S E F F E C T
>>321337993
This.
The 25 of December is Santa Claus' birthday.
>>321337880
Ash isn't even racist, she's literally xenophobic and in the uneducated, ignorant space hick way where it's less from interaction and more from being dumb and envious.
Every other racist like Saren provides a better case for justified prejudice. He's been around, he's worked with other species. He's been indoctrinated in the right circles.
>>321337971
>killed Wrex
>he didn't max out speech
baka desu senpai
>>321338215
>envious
DEY HATE UZ CUZ DEY AINT UZ NIGGUH
*evolves from a primate*
>>321337971
>Reason 11. Daddy issues
That's a -1 familia.
Playing band aid for all the negative male figures in her life gets really old really fast, at least Jack gave you the option to just fuck her and be done with it.
>>321338215
Being racist against competing species who you even waged war against is no big deal.
It's no different than being racist against cows that we enslave and eat. Except cows are friendly.
>>321334403
I'll take the one that isn't a post-op tranny.
>>321338473
>enslave
come on now
>>321338645
>>321338473
>cows
>friendly
FACT: more people are killed by cows than by sharks.
>>321338779
You'd almost think we're land animals.
>>321337530
Hows the christmas in Ireland paddy?
>>321338857
Typical cow apologist
BIG
BLUE
ASARI
COCKS
Yo just stopping by to say that Jack is where superior taste gravitates
liara is cute
CUTE
>>321337530
Back to your potatoes Paddy
>>321335426
Best Girl
>>321335386
You. You're alright.
>>321338756
they can walk away if they wanted
>>321339074
If only she had a skin-tight suit like Miranda.
>"romancing" in video games
>>321337530
Guess pleb patrol is here early if asses are being shit-on for once
>>321337734
l o w t e s t
>all the humans are shit
>all the aliens aren't human
>>321339296
Her biker bitch alt in ME2 was a pretty nice halfway point
>>321338936
>>321339143
Fuck you
>>321335426
Literally God teir
>>321338473
>Being racist against competing species who you even waged war against is no big deal.
Sure, like I said in Saren's case he supports it based on the fact humans aren't trustworthy and like to start shit. So his prejudice while not entirely right isn't entirely wrong and therefore is justified until proven otherwise.
Ash isn't racist, she's a xenophobe. As in she literally can't understand her fear. She doesn't know a reason to be competitive, she just believes there is. It makes people like Saren look more right in comparison because there it is a human starting shit because they were taught to not because they learned.
Also as another anon said a lot of bovines don't give a shit about anything and will kill you for less than a human would. They won't even care after you're dead they'll just go back to eating and shitting. Like humans sure, but see there are humans, as evident by this even being a discussion we're having, will go out their way to be moral about the matter and see to it justice is served for the victim, human or cow.
The other cows? Don't give a shit. This idea the animal kingdom, who stem from by the way, has some sort of inexplicably natural altruistic ability is baffling. Animals aren't dumb, example us, but they're not this all loving, all knowing anything. They're as varied in temperament as any of us, they're as capable of empathy and equally irreverent as all of us.
Because again, we stem from similar nature.
>>321339271
Every face she made in ME3 felt tailor-made to elicit a lewd response
>>321336063
>tfw can't romance Sis
The world is an unfair place.
HUMIES GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>321335468
This desu
>>321335426
Jack probably has the meatiest cock in the series
please tell me that no one actually liked the "romances" in mass effect and that people only did it ironically or for completion's sake. like seriously what the fuck. how could anyone enjoy that shit? the heroines were all manfaced cunts and none of the interactions were remotely romantic.
>>321339057
This.
All Asaris have cocks just like how all Draeneis have horsecocks.
>>321339074
Why is it that characters inevitably become leagues better when they're no longer actual party members?
Tali is cute. CUTE
Reminder that Jack was origionally going to be a squad member in ME3 but all the Tali fags bitched that she wasn't in the game so they replaced Jack with her
>>321339891
Probably since the development part of their story is out of the way, and you just jump to the part of them that you liked in the next game
>>321339937
Wooo gurl get loose!
>>321339074
i see you romanced Jack while being a biotic, i romanced Jack while being a biotic myself.
>>321337530
That's the exact opposite of high test you closeted faggot.
>>321340065
ME2 is honestly where the beginning of the end started with Tali, no less than half an hour into the game, and you just so happen to run into her in a one-in-a-million encounter after being revived. There's throwing a surprise fanbase a bone, and then there's throwing them a tyrannosaur femur
Turning her into this weird *dere mishmash compared to her quirky curious self in ME1 didn't help, but at the same time, I'm oddly-drawn to her aura of cute
>>321340417
Honestly I never liked Tali. So them changing her character into what itbwas in ME2 just made me leave her to die in the Suicide mission
I honestly never liked tali. She wears a burqa for crying out loud. She's a nomadic space terrorist.
>ashley
Man face cunt who thinks shepard owns her anything even after he saved her life multiple times
>miranda
Bitch atitude all the time and butter face, probably was raped multiple times be her father, cmon what kind of man would create the "perfect" woman only to allow other people to fuck it?
>jack
Muh spechfull past, special snowflake character lifted straight from the worst kind of young adult novels
>liara
Creator waifu with no soul
>tali
Jrpg waifu for the west, autistic and clingy like only a waifu bait can be, also stole technology from the normandy.
>Edi
Its a souless sexbot, nothing more
Shepard would be more happy becoming the reaper god, girls in this game are horrible.
>>321340601
>>321340603
Hive mind
Fem Turians > all other babes
>>321340180
Vanguard is the one class that thankfully stayed consistently based once the game dumped everything tactical about ME1. Charging then nova'ing after it restores your shields for free was basically a license to gib late game
I wish I got to keep all the shit that went to adepts though, it was fun detonating niggas during an overheat just to buy some breathing room
Special Jack scenes were a bonus
>picking a boring human in a setting like mass effect
You plebs will never experience the feeling of a female krogan's scaly tree-trunk thighs putting the vise on yo dick
Quote this if you find Miranda to be irredeemable trash
>>321335676
>used and damaged goods vs built for sex
Not even a choice desu senpai
@321340908
#321340908
>>321338857
>>321340712Strangely as a male I find the males more attractive. Mostly it's just Garrus doing his people proud.
Which reminds me, if we ever make first contact we should send our smartest and most attractive representatives just to be safe.
>>321340647
Uh...so, you played ME as male shep? Do you jack off to John Cena videos, too? How are you liking that new Nickelback album? How's your Monster energy drink tattoo working out? Looking cool, bruh?
>>321340789
It hurts
>>321341018
male is always ALWAYS canon in RPGs
>>321340712
Nyreen was too good for a cunt like Aria, I hope that a reformed Krogan cartel takes back the rightful outpost that is Omega
>Not the jelly race
Tight Turian Booty
would give my opinion if some richfag got me a game for Christmas.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/JTCM/
>>321341018
>literally anti-test and proud
Okay man--sorry. "Ma'am".
>>321341015
More like Bioware just botched the female turian design. I get they're trying to make comparisons to female birds with their fringe not being as much of a fringe, but one:
>Garrus mentions he would compliment Shepard's fringe if she were a turian
>The plating is supposed ot protect them from radiation, shouldn't their brains be plated?
>>321341106
Perhaps. Male Shep is shit compared to femmeshep, though. I wish the community would adopt her outright, but 1-dimensional beefbags are the norm
>>321341362
DFC
>>321341018
>Uh...so, you played ME as male shep?
How else can you play? Female shep has this weird walking animation in all games where she walks like a chicken who had her head cut off, and custom characters are ugly as fuck.
Besides I played me for the reapers.
>>321341362
Now that design I can do. And will.
Yee
>>321341495
>I wish the community would adopt her outright
Are you sure you have the right game? Every faggot adores femshep and creates the same goddamn redhead pixie girl as every other fanboy, it was so bad that they complained to change the official art of her from a blonde to a redhead to match their autistic preferences. Everyone screams about how femshep is the one true shep, and repeats the same prepackaged bullshit about Meer being shit, yet Strong doing the only tough girl voice she knows is A-grade
>>321334403
more like ass effect, amirite
>>321341495
better than stryng wymyn why dyn't nyyd ny myn
>>321341243
It looks like she's wearing a mask.
>>321339619
>big guy
i need more of tali's massive butt
