>Little Mac
>5' 7
But that isn't little at all
He used to be 4'11
And "Slightly below average height Mac" depend have a ring to it
Nice thread, OP.
>implying 5'7 is short as fuck
lol even my gf is taller than 5'7
He's small compared to his opponents
>>321331779
nice to know you're dating a man
>>321331536
Why did they make Little Mac mexican? Isn't he Italian?
>>321331628
This.
But they changed him to 5' 7 because it's a different era and they had full intentions for a worldwide release. 5' 7 is short in Australia, I feel short and I'm 6' 1.
He is called that for the simple fact that everything he fights in his game is usually 3 times his size and is obviously beyond heavyweight class. Hell, he fought THE Mike Tyson and fucking DONKEY KONG, an 8 ft. possibility over 500 pound gorilla.
>>321331892
Kek
>>321331779
Yuck.
>>321331892
jealous manlet detected. whats it like being mistaken for a child your whole life you worthless piece of literal shit
>>321331779
post the full thing, pussy.
>>321331536
Keep telling yourself that, you fucking manlet.
>>321332125
It is the full thing he's just small
>>321331536
hahaha yes it sorry bud
>Duck Hunt
>dog and the duck are friends
But he's not hunting ducks at all
>>321332285
Anything below 5'11 is pathetic manlet tier.
>>321331536
>Cloud, Shulk and Mac are all the same height
>Cloud and Shulk both tower over Mac
>>321331536
Napoleon was 5'7 and the Brits still kept calling him a midget in their propaganda to the point where people to this day believe he was one. So if 5'7 is good enough for propaganda purposes, it's good enough for me to call Mac little.
>>321332101
What's it like to date a tranny?
>>321331936
He isn't mexican though.
Look at those features. Full mafia.
>>321331960
but Tyson is like 5'10
>>321332367
Some outside entity is hunting the duck, hence the smash attacks with the zapper
>>321332781
>what is crouching and fighting low in his stance
They aren't cringe at all, what the fuck /mu/?
>>321332367
You, the player are every time you do a smash attack.
>>321332963
And Mac was 4'11" when he fought iron mike
>>321332973
>outside entity
spoopy
>>321332923
Full mexican mafia, that's for sure.
>>321332974
I know the real reason is just lolsmash
Haha I missed this meme
>>321331536
1. He used to be 4' 11".
2. For a HEAVYWEIGHT boxer, yeah he's really damn short.
3. For a western male, yes, he's still very short.
>>321333289
Is he really fighting heavyweight at 5'7? He wouldn't stand a chance irl.
>>321333104
>Wii game has working mirrors
>AAA PC games don't
Checkmate, atheists.
>>321333413
>runs at 1080p 60 fps as well
>>321333401
WVBA doesn't care about weight classes.
>>321333401
He'd never be able to reach anyone.
>>321333401
Well, he fights Mike Tyson and King Hippo. It's not much more believable in the game than it is in real life that a light weight like Little Mac could beat either of them, but Little Mac is the ultimate underdog and can find and exploit weaknesses like a motherfucker.
>>321331536
>Be me
>be 5'9
>Say that on 4chan
>HURR DURR MANLET HURR
>In real life taller than almost all women
>Taller than most full grown men
>>321331940
Little Mac in Smash is supposed to be a mix of all his games, so I'm pretty sure it's retconned back to 4'11 for the game.
>>321333401
not to mention he is only 107 pounds.
>>321331536
He's little when he's next to this waifu.
>>321333597
Yeah, the Womens Vietnam Bitch Army gives no fucks, they just want to see bloodshed.
>>321333952...cute...
>5' 7"
>4' 11"
How much is this in a real system?
>>321333840
If you live in an area where 5' 9" is taller than "most grown men" you could stand leaving your shithole country.
>>321333840
What sort of midget land do you live in? I'm 6'1 in murrican units and I'm on the low side of average in my country, even the girls around here are all about 5'11 on average. And I think this holds true for most of yurop.
>>321334265
>England is a shithole
:^)
>>321334213
>5'7
1,70m
>4'11
That's like 1,fiftysomething metters
>>321334282
fuck off dutchfag.
>>321333840
People just throw it around to make others feel insecure.
The cutoff for manlet goes up every year.
>>321333624
That's only 3 inches shorter than Tyson. The real problem would be giving up 130 fucking pounds.
>>321333952
Ryu is also a short manlet, btw. Big for Japan, small everywhere else.
>>321334213
5' 7" = 1.701 m
4' 11" = 1.498 m
>>321334476
little mac is still a manlet either way.
>>321334431
3 inches are kind of a big deal
>>321333840
I'm convinced that everyone who says "I-I'm 6'1" and only around average!" is like 5'9" and desperately trying to convince themselves otherwise. I'm a manlet in America and still taller than 90% of women I see.
>>321334330
Eeeeeeyup.
How are you enjoying your immigration policies? I'm guessing they make you feel tall.
>>321334582
>Eeeeeeyup
Hi there, fellow redditor
>>321334421
I'm 6' 2" here in murrica and I'm actually Dutch, too. I feel mostly average, frankly. Probably would feel short in Holland.
>>321331536
BS, 5'7" with that build would be like 190 pounds.
>>321334429
>The cutoff for manlet goes up every year.
Pretty much.
I'm 1.85m and I remember when i was far above the manlet range. Now I'm apparently just 10cm above it.
Next year I will probably be a manlet according to /v/.
>>321334680
see
>>321334574
Actually measure to the top of your head. Don't stand in front of a tape measure and look in a mirror. I guarantee you're 5'10 max.
>>321334680
where in the US do you in
I'm in area with a lot of swedes and dutch people and the majority are like 5'10. the girls rarely go above 5'9
>>321332864
>implying /v/ doesnt love trannies
>>321334431
Tyson was also very short in his time (even shorter now) and basically made up for it in outrageous speed and power.
3 inches is a big deal in not just height, but arm length and how much you can maximally weigh. Under the same regimen of a heavyweight boxer, there's probably a 45 lbs difference in 3 inches. That's a LOT of weight, man. Imagine if you looked 45 lbs lighter. Or heavier.
>>321331536
5'7 is manlet status, m8.
>>321333840
>be 6ft tall
>three of the friend's I hang out with most are 6'1, 6'2, and 6'4
>uncle is 6'3 and that side of my family is the reason I didn't inherit my dad's 5'10 genes
>work with 6 guys over 6'1inb4porn
It's nice being 6ft tall but I never get to feel tall.
tl;Dr be happy with your height. There will always be taller people.
>>321331779
She's loving that black dick.
>>321334830
I'm 28-years-old and I'm measured every year at the hospital I work for (as well as tested for all other sorts of health) so I can get a reduction on my health insurance costs. I'm 74 inches every time. In fact, this year, the guy said I'm 75 inches and I told him to redo it because that changes some BMI stuff on my list around my weight (I'm about 185 lbs).
Your guarantee is incorrect. What do I get for you failing to keep your promise?
>>321334476
In the Street Fighter Zero 2 cover Gouki is a full head taller than Ryu, and Gouki is just 5'10.
>>321334842
I'm in Nebraska. But I'm from Grand Rapids, Michigan where everyone is Dutch.
>>321334476
He's average for North America.
Tall for Latin America.
He'd really only be short in north Urop
>>321334421
Joke's on you, I'm not even Dutch.
>>321334574
I had my height measured by a medical team as part of a military physical exam a few years ago. That's how I know I'm 186, or 6'1 in burger units. And I know from seeing other people on the street that I'm pretty average as far as height goes. Now, you being taller than most women isn't anything special, since women do happen to be generally shorter than men. It's also why you should compare your height to men rather than women if you're a man yourself.
>>321335378
>cover
Literally doesn't matter, covers get shit wrong all the time for the sake of stylization.
>>321335541
>He's
Ryu or Mac?
Because 5' 9" is short in North America. Well, below average. Mac is short no matter where you go. That's why he's "Little" Mac.
>>321335378
That's a fuck up or they intentionally did it wrong to make Akuma look intimidating because Ryu is also 5'10"
>>321335071
How's that gay porn career working out? How much does it pay to get your ass full of cum nowadays?
>>321335747
Ryu.
5'9" is 1 inch below average.
>>321332367
He's Called Duck Hunt Duo in Europe and Australia. So it can be interpreted as the Duck Hunt game duo
>>321335747
>Because 5' 9" is short in North America
nice meme
>>321336017
Manlet detected.
>>321335867
Oh looks like I'm actually wrong.It's half an inch below average
>>321335541
>5'7''
>Tall for Latin America
cool story bro
>>321335864
If I worked in gay porn I would be taking it in the ass a lot less than this stupid job at Kroger.
>>321336153
>implying spics arent tiny
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>321336017
I'm 6 foot and I don't even feel tall in america.
>>321333874
Olimar is two inches tall in his canon
>>321336153
Talkin bout Ryu, who's 5'9"
>2015
>not being a manlet
were you people inbred to become lanky freaks of nature?
>>321336230
>i dont know shit about someting so id rather throw memes
>>321336153
Actually 5'7 is average for many Latin american countries.
>>321335747
>well below
Get the fuck out of here with your /fit/ memes.
Average highest in the US is just under 5'10, Little Mac is supposed to represent the "Average man."
>Cloud Strife is also 5'7".
>>321331536
i'm 5'6" and i've slept with 10+ chicks in 2015 alone
>>321336437
Wasnt cloud 175cm / 5'9
>>321336516
http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Cloud_Strife
>>321331779
Why is she making a wierd face OP?
>>321336470
I'm 6'1" and I'm still a kissless virgin.
>>321336412
No, really.
>>321336017
North America consists of
Canada
The United States of America
Mexico
The previous poster even tried to remove Mexico by mentioning Latin America without saying South America. The only reason the U.S. is averaged out lower (5' 10") is because of the enormous unlawful immigration from Mexico where the men are far shorter on average.
I'm gonna let you in on a hot tip: being average (5' 10') in North America ain't exactly perceived as average. Your male peers see you as non-threatening. If they are taller, they view you as short. If they are shorter, they don't see you as tall, though.
It doesn't even have to relate to height, you know? Average height is perceived as short. How about average intelligence?
Average education level?
Average penis size?
Average income?
Still think you're average when you're measured as average?
>>321336350
fair enough
>>321336470
You call your fingers "chicks"?
>>321336169
Sounds like you're ready for a career change.
>>321335869
But isn't it a trio?
5'5''
>>321336610
>1,73
>5'7
Amerilards, everyone.It's actually just 5'8
>>321336394
I dunno about inbreeding, but I'm not race-mixed, that's for sure.
>>321336696
>wikipedia
memes aside, 5'7'' is considered manlet in my country, 5'9'' average. try harder
>be 5'3
>my shoe size is the average womens shoe size
>wear XS clothes
But I'm gay so it doesn't actually bother me that much.
>>321336937
Is your country the good ol' US of A?
Someone sounds a little butthurt over the facts.
>>321336430
Did you not see my comma? It was used to pause the pace of that statement.
You're an idiot. Well, below average.
>>321336470
literal chickens probably
>>321336978
>realize at your height you'll never ever have a chance at getting a gf so you just accept your fate and start taking dick instead
LEL
>>321337017
>wikipedia
>facts
meme harder, friend.
>>321331536
>Mac is taller than Shulk
Let that sink in
>>321337128
Is it 2007?
>>321336759
>Still think you're average when you're measured as average?
I definitely...
...damn. Never thought about it like that.
>>321332816
The british thought Napoleon was shorter than 5'7 because they misunderstood how the french measure height. 5'7 was a slightly above average height at the time.
>>321337137
To what end? What needs to sink in?
Did you know Little Mac is 17?
>>321337295
The public opinion turned Wikipedia-positive because anything controversial is deleted from Wikipedia immediately by the jews, meaning that it's entirely a safe space.
>>321336759
>Still think you're average when you're measured as average?
Yes he is. That's the point of average. What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>321336759
>The only reason the U.S. is averaged out lower (5' 10") is because of the enormous unlawful immigration from Mexico where the men are far shorter on average.
The US is averaged like that because it's basically a hodgepodge of people from all over the world.
It's the same as the world average for that reason.
Even still, many european countries hover around that range such as Russia, UK, France and Germany
>>321337390
They knew damn well how tall he was, they simply needed to make fun of something to make propaganda against him, so they chose his height.
>tfw 5'8" manlet
>current gf is 6'2", self-conscious as fuck, barely leaves the house, mostly just spends the day cuddling me
>Could quite literally murder me with her thighs
>Am always the little spoon
All I need is two extra inches on my dick and life would be perfect
mfw there are ppl lurking /v/ who are under 6'3 right now
>>321337498
Shulk is 18.
>>321332816
>>321337390
Nobody likes being called short, the Brits knew that even all that time ago. It totally worked, now everyone believed Napolean was a short man (in his time) with inferiority complexes arising from that. The truth was he was fairly tall for France and was charismatic and trusted due to his stature.
>>321337390
There is also an enduring misunderstanding about him being a manlet because his guards were fucking huge.
>>321331779
sauce
>>321337648
>Am always the little spoon
I want to be the little spoon sometimes.
>>321331536
he's shorter than Mike Tyson
>>321337579
Do you FEEL. AVERAGE? You don't have to answer me, it's meant rhetorically, but think about it. Think of your statistics. Think of all your accomplishments. Be told you're average.
Not tall.
Not strong.
Not big.
Not smart.
Not wealthy.
Not fit.
Not fast.
Not attractive.
You're average. Do you FEEL average? No one said anything disparaging!
>>321333104
Why couldnt fountain of dreams be a stage, it would look amazing with that mirror tech.
>>321337498
>Did you know Little Mac is 17?
So all the Mac/Ryu porn on pixiv is CP?
>>321337648
You're talking about 2 inches in dick size as if that didn't make a huge difference.
>>321338067
Are you telling me you yourself wouldn't want a seven inch wiener minimum?
>>321337980
Can't speak about anyone else but I don't feel average in anything considering how I'm more into one or the other extreme. Except maybe for looks. I'm no ugly son of a bitch, but I aint not beauty either.
But I can assume people rarely feel average at all when they are average. You almost always look at others and overestimate theirs while undervaluing your own. People are usually unhappy with what they have, especially if they see people that have what they want.
>>321338282
I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that the way you worded your post seemed as if you were trying to say 0.2 inches as in: "I almost have a huge dick".
But it seems I was wrong and you meant 2 inches.
>>321338282
Not the anon you quoted.
>from yurop
>have no feeling to how much 7" is
>7 *2.54 = 17.78 cm
>tfw I'm 18 cm
>>321338661
Not all of us are that lucky, unfortunately
>>321331536
>5'7 isn't little
>>321338750
Oh, I wouldn't call that luck anon. It still has to be put to some actual use in my 26 years and that's pretty much the only thing in my life where mother nature smiled on me.
Pretty much everything else was a hysterical laughter at how fucked up my life is.
>>321338065
Ryu is officially a manlet as well
>>321338065
Technically, yeah. Well, shota, to be exact.
>>321338846
tfw the person who posted this is 5'8
I love all the people in this thread in denial about "average." People who refuse to compare themselves to their peers and have to broaden the scope. Never comparing themselves to their own race, their own age group, their own income bracket, their own competitive ranking. No one is okay with average.
"I'm taller than women! Compared to the HUMAN average, I'm taller!"
"I might be an average boxer, but I'm better than any untrained fighter!"
"I'm smarter than the average human! I don't compare to people with talent or decades of experience, but I'm smarter than the average!"
Average is a mathematical term. It's not the same as "mean." It's not the same as "median." And it definitely doesn't have the same interpretation as "standard." If you're average, do you think you're up to standard? Do you think other's view you as up to standard, or view you as average? For all of you thinking in terms of girls, do you think 5/10 attractive is average, standard, both, neither?
>>321339168
5'11 though
>>321339168
I guess he's closer to understanding his statement than you, perhaps?
>>321336696
lol, japanese are taller than mexicans
>>321331536
>But that isn't little at all
>>321336696
According to the Wiki page where you got that from, my country is has the second highest average height out of those that have data.
And I'm slightly above average.
>tfw 5'11
At least people think "average" instead of short.
>>321340527
>slightly above average
Not great, just slightly above average. Does that feel good?
I guess it would if you compare to GLOBAL average...but you'd know what you're doing, wouldn't you?
>>321340930
When the average of your country is 6' 1/2" and you're 6' 2", it feels great. Especially seeing /v/ go apshit about how their 5'11" is gud.
Aside from my brother who is freaking huge (2 meter) and 3 friends who are as huge as him, everyone else I see is smaller than I am.
>>321341250
Do you know what a "standard deviation" is? If you're 74" and the average height is 72 1/2", how many standard deviations are you away from average? Or your your brother and his friends, who are apparently the only other people who are smaller than you in your nation where the average is barely an inch shorter than you?
>>321333840
This. I'm 5'9, taller than nearly every woman and for guys it's a mix up, I'm taller than as many as I'm shorter than.
It's really about body mass though, I'm a bit of a skellington and tons of times I think a guy will tower over me only for us to be the same of a few centimeters different when we close the distance.
>>321341806
>This
This, as in, you have to compare yourself to the weaker sex to feel strong. Okay.
Did you know you're bigger than literally most asians on the planet?
That children usually are not smarter than you? You could probably beat one up, too.
>>321341994
>/v/ beating anyone up
I wouldn't count on that.
>>321341994
You're not very good at reading, for your sake I'll post it again.
I'm taller than tons of guys, and I'm shorter than tons of guys, 5'9' is exactly in the middle.
>>321341994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqkn_Jwu0zs
>>321342146
I'm great at reading! Look, I'll read you previous post again!
>>321341806
>This. I'm 5'9, taller than nearly every woman
Insightful! You're also taller than nearly every child! And most dogs! Thank you for the comparison, it means a lot.
>>321342462
>XD I cut off piece of the sentence, now im right!
Nah, I'm sick of this shit, god 4chan is fucking garbage now
>>321342462
Maybe he's one of those "gender fluid" degenerates so he compares his height to both men and women.
>>321341994
>you have to compare yourself to the weaker sex
But that is literally the only reason why your size matters.
>>321342682
You are factually incorrect, both grammatically and logically! By saying it is "literally" the only reason, you are affirming the statement is singular in nature and no other reason exists as to why size matters! This is incorrect both in principal and in matters of examples. Observe me list just a few reasons why size matters:
Being taller allows you to reach things unassisted by tools.
Being taller allows the people you respect to notice you above your peers, your peers view look to you specifically for assistance rather than their more average-sized counterparts and those of lesser value recognize your merit to a larger and quicker extent!
Your size matters if you are in any form of altercation erupting in physical violence. With rare exception, it is far better to be of greater size when in some sort of confrontation.
If you're trying to be funny about a rape joke, I can remind you that it's easier to rape men who are smaller than you, so being large is still to your benefit, even when not comparing to simply women!
Wow!
>>321342682
The average penis size is 5.5 inches.But women prefer 8 inches.
Why the fuck are you faggots so autistic over height
>>321334476
>170cm
That's pretty short for a grown, muscular adult. Especially for one who is in HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING.
>>321344015
>grammatically
Nah. Literally can be used as a hyperbola.
>>321344259
"Can be" is still wrong. I can say you're literally a dog.
>>321344198
He's not a Heavyweight. his entire gimmick is boxing way out of his weightclass. He's a light Bantamweight, pretty sure.
>>321344179
The actual average penis length is roughly 3.7 inches flaccid, a little over 4 and a half inches erect.
Then again, that was a UK study, so it's not universal.
>>321344198
He's a featherweight in the game though.
>>321338065
No because they're drawings.
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT FUCKING NOW who are under 7 foot
>>321345973
>Being a 7 foot manlet
If you haven't bashed your head off of the ceilings in the Vatican, you're not even vaguely male
>>321331536
Yea but big mac was copyright infringement
>tfw my qt gf's probably about 5'11"
>with high heels she's taller than me
>not even a stick insect
Tall girls are best girls
>>321333930
What the fuck? At 5'3"/5'4", I weigh more at like 114 lbs.
That ain't right.
>>321333018
Wut
>>321333952
>Not Samus
Heresy of the highest order, anon.
>>321348861
I would post images to prove you wrong, but then I would have to go upstairs and reset my router to change my IP and I can't be bothered with.
You're wrong. Deal with it.
Mac is taller than this guy by an inch
>>321344195
It pisses a lot of men off since many women go on about their height requirements.
>TFW 6'3.
>According to height threads and /r9k/, I should be drowning in pussy.
>>321349698
>It pisses a lot of men off since many women go on about their height requirements.
All women care is that you aren't shorter than they are. I say this as a gay guy who is surrounded by girls that can't shut up about what they like.
>>321349997
>All women care is that you aren't shorter than they are
Not all women actually. A shit ton of people (mostly people here with Kikebook's) know women who harp on and on about how any man below 6' is utter garbage even then they are only 5'2.
>>321349997
Tell me more about what women like, anon
>>321334476
Ryu is not big for Japan anymore, honestly. He's perfectly average. For his age, he's a teeny-tiny bit on the tall side, but he's still average.
>>321350457
You're thinking of women as rational being.
They say one thing, act differently, love something completely different. They say anything under 6' is garbage, yet they will go for a 5'3" as long as he has a nice car and looks.
I'm obviously generalizing, but that's what your average facebook girl is.
>>321350464
I generally try to ignore them because they have shit taste in men. Most of them are materialistic as fuck. You need to be self-confident as fuck even if you have no reason to be confident. Need to be nice, but not in a way that seems desperate to get laid or you will be the creepy nice guy. After the initial niceness, some douchery is welcome.
There are the nice girls, but they go out as often as you so you probably won't meet them.
>>321350901
>Most of them are materialistic as fuck.
Forgot to add, this is for the 30+ crowd. The 18-30 you also need to be at least decent looking. Better looks, bigger chance of hitting it.
The closer they are to their arbitrarily decided age of marriage, the more financial stablity and safety takes over instead of looks.
But for young girls having fun and living the life takes priority. Looks, money to go out and buy shit is important.
Obviously going out is important. Often.
>>321351162
>Forgot to add, this is for the 30+ crowd
As a guy who goes for cougars all the time... not really? They're actually the ones who just want a decent looking guy, they'll often cover the rest so long as you get one that isn't a meth-addicted single mother.
Hell, I got through college by living with a cougar - my room and board was literally just companionship.
>>321351734
Reminds me of Don Jon
>>321332285
fuck off
>>321351734
Where does one meet hot older women?
>>321332405
memelet
>>321351734
Probably has to do with the fact that I live in south-east Europe. Different culture and much worse economical situation so people are more materialistic.
>>321351863
Go to a lot of bars. Talk to older women. A lot of 'em are just lonely, dude. They won't be 10/10s most of the time, but they're rarely ugly and they're pretty sincere.
>>321334186
dumb cute poster
