We're gettin puss now. Should we try for a kid?
>>321169924
Get it done earlier than later. Raising a kid into your late 50s is no fun.
>>321169924
SOW YOUR WILD OATS
>>321169924
Youre 30 and just lost your virginity, I doubt youd be too worried about condoms
>>321169924
>breeding with 20 int
fuck no
>>321169924
>go to school for religion
>go to fucking graduate school for religion
>able to get a job as a god damn doctor
How does that work
They need to do a proper updated version of this. The 2010 version was absolute shit
>>321169924
We need to collect more religions. Move to India and become a Hindu.
>>321170076
Lay on hands.
>>321164970
>>321170076
faith healer
>>321170076
phD,the real question is how did he become an engineer?
>>321170121
What was bad about the 2010 version?
>>321170076
SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED
>>321170076
Healing hands, son.
Why is it whenever someone makes these kinds of threads about 2-3 other retards try to hustle in and steal the thread?
We have a new baby girl
Choose a name
YOUR SPENDING IS CREEPING UP
>>321170194
God's ineffable plan.
>>321170076
You work on a position that requires a doctorate, like tenured college professor or some fancy diplomat job.
>>321170229
Carmela. What's the worst that could happen?
>>321170229
Maria
>>321170229
A V E M A R I A
>>321170229
>having sex before marriage
>>321170194
God is artificial construct so every religious person is an engineer.
>>321170229
M A R I A
A
R
I
A
only way
>>321170229
How the fuck did you go from protestant to jew, jew to muslim, muslim to fucking catholic?
>>321170227
because their parents neglected them and turned them into attention starved cocksucks
>>321170229
Lilith
>>321170229
Lateesha
>>321170229
MARIA
>>321170229
CARMELAAAAAAAAAA
>>321170198
casualised it for morons.
>>321170291
I'm pretty sure this is meant to be an MD, since college professor and diplomat and such are separate jobs in this game
Ave Maria
>>321170509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tZF99GhY30
>>321170509
Buy her a hedgehog
>check out both download links from the previous thread
>11/55 detections in virustotal
>12/55 detections in virustotal
suffering
Well?
>>321170509
>Catholic
>ONE (1) child
You're disappointing God.
You know what you must do.
>>321170632
the brothersoft one had no hits from mbam, and seems to be working fine
>>321170632
never have any fun if you're scared of a couple viruses
>>321170726
Tough it out for the kid(s).
>>321170726
>divorce
You are the worst Christian for even considering it. Be a man and repress it.
>>321170735
Every sperm is sacred and all that.
Does anyone have the screen cap of the guy who died at like 60 or something and was told he was the only person who became worse than Hitler in the history of man? That shit kills me.
>>321170726
no, smack some sense into the dumb slut
>>321170726
END IT.
>>321170806
They're not married.
>>321170807
Yes, every sperm is sacred, which is why you go in raw every time. No pills either. The only legitimate contraception is the Rhythm Method™.
>>321170806
We're not even married though.
>>321170632
I torrented mine from KAT, works fine and no viruses. No seeders but it's only like 9 MB anyway.
We are married and now have fuck tons of shekels
Life is goodShould we emigrate againI hear saudi arabia is fun this time of year
>>321171097
go to russia because why not
>>321171097
No, stay true to the path and become influential person in Italy>Going to shitholes with a little girl
>>321171097
Can your healing touch help Greece pay denbts?
>>321171097
Nah, you have a kid now. Stability, nigga.
>>321171097
We've gone through protestant, Jewish, Muslim, and Roman Catholic. We need to hit something tribal or Buddhist or something. Africa or Japan.
>>321171234
>>321171097
Go to asia and convert people you nigger
>>321171097
japan for the shinto
>>321171097
Move to Iran with your new family!
>>321171097
go to greenland and become a druid
>>321171097
Go to India, then China and later Japan. I think that covers all major religions in this wild theology ride.
>>321171262
>>321171268
>>321171234
It has been done. It seems god hates Shintoists.
>>321171234
This
forget pope, go to Tibet and become the Dali Lama
>>321170346
Your religion changes depending on location, we were jewish at one point because we lived in jew country for a while
>>321171327
Do you just automatically convert religion when you emigrate? Kind of a stupid mechanic.
A latino, moved to Oxford, marred at 46, alcohol and drug addict, working as a mall clerk, died at the age of 58 from breast cancer.
Such a pathetic life ;_;
>>321171327
And your wife lost her job. Ya dun fucked up, boy
STUNTING
Also I think we should upgrade our living quarters allowance and food expenditures. Gotta have the wife and kid happy.
>>321171467
>lost her job.
he moved you dumb nigger
>>321171469
What's that? Does she do flips and shit in cars or something?
Anyone have a serial for this?
>>321171469
>>321171470
too late
>>321171469
UPGRADE DIET
>>321171469
DAUGHTER IS A MANLET.
>>321171469
Yeah gook fish diet will do that to you.
>>321171469
>meager diet
>when you have a fucking child
This was all you, not G*d.
>>321171327
Asians don't have souls
You need to move back to Portland anon
>>321171535
literally the first link in google for a cracked version
brothersoft dot com
Fuck it, mid game is boring, we're emigrating everywhere now.
>>321171774
INCREASE FOOD
>>321171774
FREE TIBET
>>321171768
disregard this, please
it's an uncracked version
>>321171774
Increase all spending to maximum
live in luxury
>>321171774
>Claim to be religious
>father dies
>stay at home mother all alone now
>ignore her and move again
Shitty pope you got there anon
JAYSIS you lack conviction man. What is this, religion #30?
>>321171768
>>321171889
I know, that's the first one I tried. I got one off KAT but the serial doesn't work.
>>321171920
We're evolving into the ultra-pope
>>321171920
We are becoming the avatar, mastering all religions until we eventually become a lesbian
>>321171909
This. You're worth almost $5 million and you're still making your family live like the lower-middle class, you son of a bitch.
>>321171920
We need to master all the religions in order to defeat the Fire Lord!
>>321171943
Currently looking for a serial. Let me know if you find the working one.
>>321169924
>goiter
>>321172110
Become nuclear physicist for Supreme Great Leader.
>>321172180
will do. not sure why OP won't share his...
>>321172110
An thus we renounce G-d once and for all.
Also out conscience issues off the charts.
>>321172110
yes
We had another daughter
>>321172372
My copy? Because I've been fucked with enough by my isp already
>>321172110
please feed the poor child
>>321172110
>Atheist
Where did it all go wrong?
>>321172180
For fuck's sake, I posted a link last thread with a goddamned serial but you assholes won't download it.
https://my.mixtape.moe/dppnbc.zip
>>321172512
>Income 66,900
>Expenses 586,937
>>321172550
SCARY LINK AM AFRAID
>>321172512
>Diet - Lavish
>Home - Moderate
So you're eating turnips and living in a broom closet with your family of 4 then.
ZIMBABWE
This game is unintentionally hilarious
>>321169924
What is this and how can i play it
>>321172717
rip in peace wife and daughters
>>321172632
How is mixtape.moe scary? Just get a real antivirus (http://chart.av-comparatives.org/chart1.php) and extract the files. There's two files. That's it.
>be born in pakistan
>as a girl
>with down's syndrome
>get goiter
>get raped by dad
>get epilepsy
>somehow still alive
this shit is way more fun than i expected
thanks anons
>>321172767
TOO MUCH RISK AM MOVING TO MY SAFE SPACE
>>321172550
Yeah it works flawlessly, thanks friend
this retards gonna get whats coming to him
Portland straight up wouldn't accept us
>>321172550
Cheers. I wasn't in the last thread
>>321173135
For god's sake, feed your fucking daughters properly.
>>321173135
stop starving your kids
>>321173107
>Shamshad is double infertile
Nigga, you're a miracle. You were born to achieve great things.
>>321173107
>stunting, mentally retarded
>stunting, infertility, leprosy, infertility
>double infertile mother
>>321173135
GIVE YOUR KIDS SOME FOOD YOU FUCK
>>321173247
1 infertility was biological, the other one came from sheer power of will, since she sworn she would never bear another Muhammed
My wife is a husband beater :( what do I do?
>>321172550where do i enter the serial code in the text file
im retarded
>>321173397
Put on your best wife beater it's time to turn your violent wife into a battered wife
>>321173397
THE VIOLENCE HAS ESCALATED
>>321173460
I believe the Help menu has the registration dialog.
>>321173383
>starvation
WE GOT AN ANTI-POPE HERE
>>321173397
LET ER RIP
>Died at age 55 from suicide.
>>321173397
>that cunt DARED to fucking shove you
beat the fucking asshole
>>321173383
TUMBLING DOWN
GET A HOME AND SOME FOOD
WE DO NOT RUSH OUR WAY TO GOD
>>321173397
RETALIATE
>>321170436
How much of dump down are we talking?
are we talking about Civ 4 > Civ 5
or Prince of Persia (2008)'s level?
>>321173383
>Homeless in Seattle
I'll say high when I swing by Nicklesvile then
>>321173383
Why are we a starving homeless doctors with cars, tvs, and 700k in the bank
>>321173383
>goiter
>>321173523
thanks anon
time to get dropped into the third world
>>321173585
Because he's bored with that life now, and wants to do the opposite of what the thread says.
>>321173570
pop
>>321173689
grow up and hit her back you spineless pussy. fuck.
>>321173689
>Daughter has had measles for a year
How? You're a doctor.
I'm really sorry for this shitty endingI'm fucking tired and just wanted it to end already
GG
>>321173689
Should have left her in Asia with the rest of the soulless
>>321173787
God has a plan for everyone, anon
>>321173789
But which god has claim to our soul
>>321173789
>Gerald Smuts
JESUS CHRIST
your poor daughter
>>321174004
It went full circle. We were taken into the arms of the same god who put us on this earth.
Anyone have the serial number for the trial download registration?
>trying this game for the first time
>born as dindu in middle of Africa
Well, fellas? Shall we give this a go?
>>321174259
>your family owns 1.2 million dongs
>>321174202
Ah damn
Dad seems to be amassing an army. So many siblings! The family couldn't afford to send Yen to school, instead he has taken to working in the fields with the parents.
>>321174259
you're a funny quy
>>321173789
>Still haven't fed your children well.
You deserved it
Is there actually unavoidable death early in this game?
I mean can you somehow die early in life just because you are unlucky?
>>321174684
Whoops. Pic related.
>>321174259
Dongs aside, I spent about twice their yearly salary on food, beer and other shit the last time I was in Vietnam. I probably spend more than their monthly salary on the pub after work.
I could probably feed 10 fucking families on my regular drinking budget alone. This just blows my mind.
Great tried to find this game and now I have a virus
>>321174723
Yep, even at age 0 it's possible to die.
>>321174723
Nvm already find out
>start game
>anencephaly
>didn't even get to be born
beautifulwhy do i keep getting in china and india
is it randomized based on population compared to the rest of the world
>be a doctor or senior government official
>develop senile dementia
>manage to keep alive and working for another 15 years at least
feels good man
>>321173135
G O I T E R
O
I
T
E
R
Why is everytime I played as Muslim my parents keep pumping more brother and sister and cause the whole family to malnutrition?
>>321175182
Yep.
>you are a chinese boy named tai-fat
>appearence - 9
god damn, I forget how much I genetically lucked out sometimes.
>>321175317
Because they are inbred retards.
Seriously! In the muslim dominant parts of the world you can find a plethora of genetic diseases not found anywhere else. They all stem from inbreeding.
Been so long since I saw a Real Lives thread, had this saved for a long time.
Meet my family, an army of Dongs.
>Won the birth lottery
FUCKING YES
>having a good run
>floating point division by zero
>freezes
why
>>321175939
Be glad you're playing the 07 edition and not the 15 edition
Damnit Japan...
fuck this game every link has malware
SWEDEN YES
>design a superhuman because fuck it
>99 in all stats
>"haha time to live life"
>burn injury at age 6
>epilepsy at age 8
>infertility at age 15
>>321176438
>9 years old
#onemorebomb
>>321176840
I dunno, she had an appearance of 85. Understandable.
>Appearance - 6
I should have dated those boys who wanted me in secondary school
>>321176671
>give self superhuman intelligence
>hit by car at age 9
>retarded for life
can you become a gangster in 07'?
I know you can keep stealing shit but can you get a job as Organize crime?
>tfw robbed back to back
>tfw all my stuff is gone now
>tfw my manly boyfriend sigurd broke up with me
suicide when?
>Create myself
>Do things as I would do
>Everything was pretty much identical to how my life went
>Pass my current age
>Just keep getting older
>Aged 12 years without anything popping up
>Eventually died from a heart condition in my mid fourties
I was having a good day today
