ITT: Games that make you want to kill yourself when you think about their existence
>>321157289
Is it that bad?
I never played them
The Force Unleashed has aged badly but it is still a solid game. A lot of canon stuff in Star Wars is just cringworthy though.
>we will never get another good star wars game
>>321157289
what? its a perfectly fine game
>>321157289
the force unleashed is the best star wars game out there.
>inb4 kotor2
kotor2 aged like milk
TFU is alright. Not particularly great, but alright.
Now I would've agreed if you'd said TFU2.
It was a good game and personally I think it enhanced the canon.
>>321158408
>4 hours long
Although taking possession of the cloning facilities to make Siths is pretty sweet. Kinda wish Episode 7 went with it.
>>321158315
>the force unleashed is the best star wars game out there.
Who let this kid in here? I can name at least 20 better games.
Force Unleashed 1 is already a mediocre to bad game. Force Unleashed 2 had the ambitious goal of somehow being far worse in every single way, and somehow succeeded. It's almost enviable.
This game set into motion something which will never be stopped.
>>321158260
This one. It's absolute garbage, a disgrace to the franchise.
>>321158774
i can see the dust on the image alone.
>literally who game
>>321159136
I meant the whole series honestly.
>>321159156
>not knowing what tie fighter is
>mocking a game for being old
You're just confirming you are underage. And in 5 years, people will say the same thing about Force Unleashed. Hell, they already are.
>>321157796
no. it's just a mediocre game with a dumb story. Somewhere along the line it became a meme game that gets shit on as if it were one of the worst games of all time.
I was pleasantly suprised with how much I liked Force Unleashed 1 and 2. 1 was especially fun and 2 had some great tech. But 2 was idioticly short.
I liked the jedi knight games too and thought unleashed would be too shitty in comparison but it was still fun.
>>321159356
>claiming im underaged because i dont like old shit star wars games like tie fighter.
fucking scrub
Other M
Skyward Sword
Sticker Star
The autism known as five nights at freddys
>inb4 I'm a fukin pleb
>>321159050
What was set into motion?
>>321159797
It's basically a child's game turning them into furries and autists.
All Metal Gear games
All Call of Duty games
All Final Fantasy games
All Resident Evil games
All Star Wars games really
All Battlefield games
All Super Mario games
All Zelda games
All Anime games in general
All Assassins Creed games
All Fallout games
All God of War games
All Warhammer and Warhammer 40.000 licensed games
All Donkey Kong games
All Valve games that i know
all Souls games including Bloodborne
thats all i think. fuck who plays this shit?
>>321160473
yeah why would you play any of that when Monster Hunter exists
>>321160597
my nigga
>>321160597
You Monster Hunter fanboys are becoming one of the worst fanbases around. Constantly bringing up your series in unrelated threads.
>>321158260
This game was the most disappointing game ever for me.
>>321160773
You sound like someone who hasn't played Monster Hunter.
>>321158852
>>321158852
>>321158852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3qCIrTolo
>>321160473
Do you just not like video games?
>>321160939
I played Tri and 4 Ultimate. Both didn't hold my interest long.
Cy more.
>>321161047
i like Tetris and Kirby
>>321160773
Yeah monster hunter sucks ever since it was moved to the 3ds.Because of that, idiots who should not have known about it got into it.Where were they when it was on the psp.
>>321161108
Well, that's two, and therefore it is video games with an 's' to indicate more than one.
>>321161171
>5 later and sonyggers STILL mad
You wanna whine about Bayonetta 2 as well?
>>321161096
so you didn't finish the tutorial
I think you'd like the zero punctuation review of tri
>>321160473
I can tell you're the kind of person who doesn't actually play the vast majority of these games but still calls them shit anyway because of silly things like aesthetic or fanbase and whatnot.
Some might just say you have shit taste, but I think I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.
Have an anime reaction image.
>>321159602
I agree with underage over here, games like TIE Fighter and that Naboo starfighter one were awesome, but there are way better Star Wars games now like Battlefront II (PC version) and The Force Unleashed.
>>321157289
I'll never enjoy the other games again because of this. Fuck this game.
/thread
>>321161402
Look when underrated games get popular, shit is put into them that ruins them just so they can please the new stupid audience, leaving the real fans behind.The bastards got greedy and went for the system that had the most sales.
hating the force unleashed is a meme
>>321161761
Fable 3 was a great game what was so bad about it.
>>321157796
nah...
>>321161683
Force Unleashed doesn't belong in the conversation.
>>321157289
i really enjoyed the force unleashed. but maybe because i understand that star wars is fucking fiction with a retarded as fuck expanded universe, the vast majority of which is fucking debated as canon.
maybe, just maybe, we can have a fucking "what if" game where autists don't go nuts which is what all star wars bullshit that's not the movies are supposed to be. not holding my fucking breath though.
force unleashed is fun as fuck, has amazing tech that no other game really utilizes, lots of fun hidden shit and collectables, etc. etc. the sequel not so much, but the first force unleashed game had a lot of work put into it.
Fallout 3 and ongoing
>>321161864
>The bastards got greedy and went for the system that had the most sales.
Duh, that's what they've always done. Original games were on PS2. Tri was on Wii. New games are on 3DS. Only reason they went with PSP was because the DS had no analog and couldn't possibly run the game.
>>321162157
I had a blast with the first TFU.
I enjoyed how powerful the character felt and I also understood the game was simply being stylized as that (as you see old Ben Kenobi and completely untrained Luke equally powerful).
>>321162157
I thought Force Unleashed was totally canon and Lucas oversaw its production, and that's like one of the ways they promoted it as a big deal, because it was done under the supervision of Lucas unlike most EU games.
Course it probably doesn't matter post Disney, but at the time I remember that being a big deal.
>>321162369
Episodes 1-3 are canon but I don't consider them canon, or that they exist
So do most people
>>321157289
>>321162436
>I don't consider them canon, or that they exist
>So do most people
I think most people consider them shit but accept that they are canon.
>>321162436
get out of here hipster
>>321162157
People get way too fucking hung up on TFU's plot.
>>321162369
Working with Lucas was a nightmare too. He legitimately wanted the main character to be named Darth icky
>>321162369
Back in the old times Star Wars had a system of canon. To some it up, with the few exception like the Lego Games, everything was canon unless something new was released that conflicted with it in which case new beats old.
So yes TFU was canon.
Rome2 and Atilla. FUCK YOU IT"S STILL SHIT
Warhammer total war look shit too with Chaos pre order dlc
>>321162309
Tri was one game that felt like an experiment because it sucked balls.The ones on playstation were the true monster hunter games and it should have stayed that way.Nothing i can do though so I'm done with the new mediocre monster hunter.
>>321157289
Oh don't be sch a drama queen. It was non canon even before the EU cutoff.
>>321157289
TFU was pretty damn good. Retarded story but everything else was great.
>>321161761
What was wrong with it? It wasn't as grand as Molyneux promised (big fucking surprise there) but it was still a good game.
>>321161825
Not enough cutscenes and hallways for you, huh?
>>321162763
They were always mediocre.
>>321162626
i really didn't think it was that bad. but i also don't masturbate over star wars lore so i don't know how strong my opinion is. it took what little positive aesthetic the prequels had and mashed it into the original movies timeline. i thought it worked really well, aside from "THE UNTOLD STORY OF ULTRA POWERFUL DONUT STEEL" execution. if they made him a little less ridiculous IE pulling a star destroyer out of space, i don't think people would care too much.
like i said though, a cool "what if" game.
>>321162603
>>321162552
Is it that hard to believe that a set of films that sometimes arguably contradict the original films, as well as shit on everything they stood for
has been ignored and and banished from some peoples mind. Especially since the new films are out, and whether you hate it or not thus far you'd be shitposting if you said it's as bad as the prequels. Don't tell me there hasn't been threads trying to back the fact that Fallout 3 isn't canon but FNV is. mostly the same thing
nearly all Japanese games
>>321162910
Mediocre of what?Itself?
>>321158315
>kotor2 aged like milk
lol its probably older than you faggot
>>321161520
>Monster Hunter gets good 40 hours in
>but the real game doesn't start until 100 hours in
>you suck unless you've put this much time into the game
And this is why I pointed out you are one of the worst fanbases out there.
>>321162960
sorry m8 but having your own head canon makes you a butthurt autist
>>321157289
Fuck off Matt, patt and woolie, the game is perfectly fine, fun and engaging.
You guys are full of shit
>>321162929
But it wasn't a very good GAME
so yeah
FFXIII and 7R
>>321163172
sorry m8, never stated I was one of them. My point is that they exist and why they would.
>people disliked this game just because of the story
Careful or you might end up like this faggot >>321160473
>>321163176
>e-celebs are the only ones that think this game is trash
'no'
Ni no Kuni. Somehow Level 5 was able to insult to Dragon Quest, Ghibli, RPGs and Japan as a whole all in one game.
>>321163371
>backpedaling
pathetic
>>321163436
Theyre the only one ive ever heard criticizing the game so much.
Its not the greatest game ever And the story is really dumb, but it sure isnt trash
>>321159523
So it's like the prequels.
>>321163049
The Monster Hunter games have always been mediocre, from the original PS2 game up until 4 Ultimate.
GTA IV
>>321162436
Kind of like how I am with rebels, TFA and anything disneywars
>>321163896
no, it's like DmC
>>321163896
Pretty much, except Attack of the Clones really was terrible.
>>321162960
Any post that basically goes on to state an opinion that does not agree with the post is "shitposting" just shows how retarded the poster is. Why would anyone waste time with you if you are that stubborn and narcissistic?
>>321162929
I never understood why everyone claims he pulls a star destroyer out of orbit.
He does the exact opposite, he slows down a Star Destroyer that is already falling. He doesnt stop it or pull it down, he just slows it down so it doesnt cause an extinction level event.
>>321164041
>Why would anyone waste time with you if you are that stubborn and narcissistic?
Sounds like a good question for console war fags.
>>321164009
It was far better than TPM or TFA for me.
>>321162809
Nope not enough cutscenes. Not enough charm, characters like Ocelot were fucking trash. Skullfaces motives were trash. The plot twist was trash.
The missions were just Fulton the prisoner #23432 and Destroy the armored vehicles #32543.
The progression was disgusting and the "open world" was boring.
There were literally no good bosses at all.
It lacked everything I enjoy in MGS.
I loved the cutscenes it did have and I enjoyed completing missions in my own way. Everything else was trash.
>>321162157
Honestly there was nothing wrong with the plot if people can get over how powerful Starkiller was.
Even then he loses to Darth Vader regardless.
>>321164235
If people can get over Marey sue, they can get over Starkiller
>>321164164
Then I can safely disregard your opinions. AotC is the single worst thing in Star Wars history. At least TPM had Maul and the final lightsaber duel. AotC had no redeeming factors.
>>321164323
>Marey Sue
People got over Luke pretty quickly, actually.
>>321164350
It established The Clones, its facility and Jango/Bobba, and The Clone Wars
but annakin became retarded for no reason
>>321164408
Luke is too much of a dumb country bumpkin to be a mary sue
>>321164137
Oh was thatthat what he did? I can't remember. It's still stupidly powerful which ever way he was moving the star destroyer.
If he had that much power, why not just use it to do way more damage to so many other things?
>>321162763
are you talking about monster hunter? tri and 3u are the best games in the series, you cant even argue against that. they fixed the hitboxes, got rid of all the trash monster like gravios, khezu, kutku, kushala, and so on, and replaced them with good monster with good hitboxes and attacks that actually made them unique and fun to fight.
>>321164408
>>321164738
This needs to stop.
Luke
>Only learned to deflect laser bolts from some toy in the first film
>Could fly an x-wing because it was established that he was a good pilot and had training in his T whatever it's called
>Was clumsy as fuck
>Whiny bitch at times
>Only notable thing he did was force the bomb in to the death star vent after Ben told him to
>Only after a whole movie and training from Yoda does he fight anyone with a lightaber
>Get his shit kicked in
Rey
>Not established that she had any piloting expertise
>Flies the millennium falcon with ease
>Outflies two tie fighters trained from birth
>Beats up the two thugs
>Knows more about the falcon than both han and chewie
>Everyone likes her despite having barely any interaction with her (See leia hugging Rey but not giving a shit about chewie despite him losing his best friend)
>Resists, even reverses Kylo's attempts at mind reading
>Mind tricks a guard
>Sneaks past a bunch of guards without a disguise, unaided on a huge important base
>Is able to hold her own against Kylo without ever using a lightsaber
>Even uses force telekinesis to retrieve it
>Gets some bullshit force power up at the end to beat Kylo
Mary. Sue.
>>321164137
Maybe because you're a fucking idiot that never played the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edK6XE4PE1I
>>321165404
T-16.I remember this because I've seen that one episode of Family Guy so many times.
killer7
nier
drakengard
rez
stretch panic
>>321165694
For what reasons?
>>321165408
>clearly states it is falling towards you and will annihlate you
>>321165408
Oh why thank you for proving my point. The ship is already falling and to avoid dying from the ship slaming into him he has to redirect it in a way that slows it down by crashing it into the valley.
He didnt pull it out of orbit like people claim. He redirected it in a way so it wouldnt kill him
>>321165772
>killer7
the story got constantly scrapped, they still couldn't find a decent way to tell the game's story in the game and left player's with a cluster fuck
>nier
only interesting part of it comes from the fact that it got merged with drakengard's timeline, it's a dull game with no experimentation
>drakengard
this one goes without saying
>rez
tried to use Kandinsky's synaesthesia theory but failed horribly
>stretch panic
ass camera, trash gameplay
All these games flew too high to deliver something unique but they lacked almost everything required in a solid game. They're like a rookie musician's attempt at experimental music, they go for a dive without any observation and form this half assed statue that falls apart eventually.
>>321164408
Please fuck off.
Luke has dozens of character flaws, almost died like 10 times in ANH, and everything he was good at in ANH was explained somehow, such as flying a T-16 taught him how to be a pilot, and how the T-16 is really similar to the X-wing in the way it flies.
He also fucking sucks with a blaster and hits like one stormtrooper in the entire movie.
>>321166897
I literally saw ANH last week.
He murders Stormtroopers left and right. In fact, of the main cast, he kills more stormtroopers then anyone else. His kill count skyrockets in the escape the hanger scene after Ben dies where you kills like 4-5 troopers (Solo is already on the ship by this point) and then makes an amazing shot that destroys the door controls.
Next highest kill count would be Han because of the time in the hanger on Tatooine.
>>321167251
Oh wow, are you saying he shot into a crowd of dozens of stormtroopers and hit a couple? Amazing, what a shot.
His per shot accuracy is dogshit compared to Han in the movie.
>>321165408
Those were some slow-ass TIE fighters.
>>321162157
I don't care if it's a what if scenario
it's just a really fucking stupid what if scenario
>>321165681
The Rebels actually use those for training since their instrumentation and controls are similar to the X-wing. Makes sense, since they're made by the same manufacturer.
>>321157289
>a game makes you want to do it
Maybe you want to kill yourself regardless?
DO IT.
If they only went with the combat from SW:JAJK the game wouldve been great.
>>321167406
Watch the movie again man.
He is literally is getting 1 shot kills. Especially at the end in the hanger bay.
Hell the entire reason why Han ask Luke to join in at Yavin is "you are pretty good with a blaster, we could use you"
Luke kills more stormtroopers then Han at roughly better or equal accuracy.
>>321164350
>im right and your wrong because I say so
star wars babies are the absolute worst.
>>321162532
it still hurts
>Ctrl+F
>Spore
I am disappoint.
>>321167897
they are both fun in their own rights, they just don't do the franchises justice.
That doesn't make the game thats there a steaming pile of shit though.
>>321158315
kotor was fucking amazing im like half contiplating if i want to get 1 or 2 on steam since they are like 10$
force unleashed was okay like it was a total bitch on the highest difficulty though
>>321164350
The Darth Maul fight was fucking terrible.
At least AotC had an interesting plot (but terribly done) with its assassination story line and a galaxy divided between to factions preparing for war for war finally erupts.
TPM was just boring. A blockade over taxes? Taxes are worth sending 2 Jedi over?
>>321168118
If you don't think any and everything about those prequel movies are complete and utter garbage, you are completely braindead. Name one thing that was good about them that wasn't a space battle or the soundtrack.
Since we're talking Star Wars games, should I play KOTOR before playing 2, or are they unrelated?
>>321158315
i do think the force unleashed gets a lot of undeserved shit, but it certainly isnt the best.
>>321168189
What the hell is Spore
>>321168330
I was more bored by AotC. It felt like people were just sitting on couches and talking for most of the movie, and then there was a jarring transition to the Iraq planet
>>321168424
some old ass game I dunno lol
>>321168424
Holy shit, I thought you guys were kidding when you said /v/ was full of underages.
>>321166741
That's fair.
>>321168205
They're 70% off again because steam sale.
>>321168337
As a general rule, you should play games of a series in release order. In this situation, KOTOR 2 is better than 1, and playing the second game first may or may not make it more difficult to enjoy the original.
>>321168424
bruh
>>321168581
Fuck off grampa
all weebshit games
>>321169098
DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE GAME OF LIFE!
