>Be me, 28 years old
>Work as a bodyguard at some resort
>Boss is a crazy lunatic who wears the same fucking suit everyday
>Always says the craziest shit, I swear he just sits at his desk making up stupid new words to try on chicks
>Tourists are stupid fucks who don't know how to handle their money, always getting drunk or going broke
>Locales aren't much better
>almostatsuicide.jpg
more?
sure, /b/ro, i'm ready for storytime
What video games does he play
>>321132097
>One day boss comes into work, says he's made a big score
>Go into his office
>There's a fucking huge ass computer just sitting in the middle of the room
>Boss starts talking about he's gonna get one of his IT friends to hack the computer, and take over the government
>what.
>wherethefuckdidyougetthis.jpg
>He won't tell me where he got it from
>Boss tells me to stand outside his door while he gets to work
>Stand there for hours staring at nothing
>Go home after 5 hours of standing
>Wonder if I'm now an accomplice of some terrorist conspiracy plot
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>>321132460
continue
>>321132460
You dont need to ask to cont, Im listening
Keep going.
>>321132460
>Another day at work, dealing with shitty customers
>This one guy walks into the resort, and makes a beeline for my boss
>Angry White Man draws near!
>Shitsgonnagodown.jpg
>Boss gets real panicky, starts saying anything to appease this guy
>Comps him our best suite, our finest food packages, anything to make this guy happy
>Guy isn't having any of it, refuses to do anything but talk to my boss in private
>bossdonefuckedupnow.jpg
>Boss finally gives in, and arranges a private meeting with this fucker
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>>321132839
fortsetzen
>>321132839
>Boss meets with this guy for hours
>Literally fucking hours
>Me and the other guys waiting for my boss to finish the whole goddamn time
>Eventually the door to my bosses's office opens
>Angry White Man steps out covered in blood
>whatthefuckhappenedinthere.jpg
>I freeze, stricken with panic
>My hands spaghetti and I can't grab my gun
>The other two bodyguards can't move either
>Slowly this guy approaches me, looks me the dead in the eye, and says nothing
>As I gather my courage, there's only one thing I could say that might save my ass
>"Nyehaeh there's the high roller!"
>mfw we're the Chairmen
>>321133791
>>321133791
>>321133791
awful
I don't get it.
10/10
>>321133791
>literally below Burch tier writing
>>321133791
>>321133791
Even Bel Air would have been less stupid than this.
>>321133791
That is just...
>>321133791
I don't get it...
