How the fuck do I get past this guy?
Keep walking left
Just pray he jumps over you instead of on top of you
Run at him and then when you're right in front of him, hold down on the D-pad and press B. You'll skid along the ground and pick him up over your head.
>>321079197
you don't the game is bugged
You need to get pickaxe and dig a tunnel under him. That's the easiest way I found.
>>321079197
shoot him with your gun you fucknig idiot
>>321079197
just stay big xD
>>321079197
I read in Nintendo Power that he's actually an NPC and you need to talk to him and calm him down or else he'll kill you.
>>321079486
This deserves a reply
>>321079197
Artificial difficulty, the game
>>321079197
Press the action button.
Bend over and present your anus
>>321079197
press A to either jump on its head or over him. its not that hard you faggot.
>>321079197
You need togit gud___
>>321079197
How were you supposed to know to jump over him?
>>321081971
I know right? the game never tells you.
>>321079197
Use the machine gun at a safe distance and zap the little bugger.
>>321080674
haha le ebik hot gay dads maymay x'D
>>321081867
I thought you had to find the hidden block on the left and go under him
>>321082067
theres not even a tutorial its fucking bullshit. how am i supposed to know what the buttons do?
>>321082252
oh god you guys are so retarded it hurts. i really hope youre baiting.
tilt the camera and walk around him
>>321079486
You can't keep walking left because the screen starts locking, you go right like in 99.99% of platforming games
>>321079197
Protip:
To kill the goomba, shoot him.
>>321081971
The manual that comes with the game that you read on the toilet. I used to learn how to play all my games while shitting.
>>321079486
That's clever. I like it.
>>321079197
Buy the "No Mercy Weapons Pack" DLC and use the fireball at it, only efficient way in fucking his tight, warm little asshole.
>>321082385
When you're under the goomba you can plant the c-4 and kill him instanly
>>321082921
okay you were baiting all along.
LOL SO FUNEH WE'VE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH LOL
god damn motherfucker.
>>321079486
>>321082298
>"just try the buttons and see what they do"
Yeah, because that's so easy to do with this fucking thing
just swooce right through
>>321083178
Kill yourself
>>321079197
hold shift for focused movement
>>321082536
>>321083343
>square controller
was this even made for human hands? how do you even HOLD that shit?
>>321079486
>>321083714
>being this underage
The NES controller is one of the best of all time. Beaten only by its upgrade, the SNES controller.
>>321079197
press up up down down left right left right then a and b and go fuck yourself
>>321084085
Genesis is the best and that's coming from a Nintenfag.
>>321084216
*b and a you fucktard.
>>321084085
>Beaten only by its upgrade, the SNES controller.
LOL it looks like a ballsack
there's nowhere to even hold this. what do nintendo controller designer's hands look like? do they know how fingers work?
ITT: trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>>321079197
G I T G U D
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>>321079197
You don't.
>>321079197
By spending $0.50 for the instant 1-minute invulnerability mode
