You're on a date with a girl for some reason. You need to impress her with your greatest vidya accomplishment.
What is it?
i'm part of a csgo proteam
I'm Alexander the great!
I would never date a gamer girl or nerd girl in the first place, they are obnoxious and never shuts up, just like nerd guys.
100% of girls who play video games are casuals, so I just say I beat every Zelda and watch her start icing her panties
I show her my Halo 3 katana and Mile High Club cheevo
>>321066151
I have successfully eaten a doughnut
>You need to impress her
no fuck that.
The hell is a "date"?
Is that some kind of old foggy way of hooking up?
I don't strive for greatness in vidya, I play to pass time and have fun with myonlinefriends.
I've beaten Ghouls & Ghosts on the SNES.
>>321066151
I had the patience to actually beat Mega Man 9 six times in one day.
>>321066151
not part of a date but back in 2009 i somehow impressed some girl with my gamerscore on xbox live.
>>321066151
I don't get it.
>>321066427
I had those too, high five bro
>>321066326
No, you're Diogenes
Get back in your barrel
>>321066151
Why do people like Harvest Moon? There's nothing to do and it's fucking boring.
Im in the silver II bracket in ranked league of legends
>>321066151
I got half way through Last Remnant before fucking everything up.
I beat Bedlam.On 6 man Hell on Earth.
Is the girl a cute 2D girl or some 3DPD whore.
>>321066530
I went to go try this shit, and my goodness it's laggy. It's not actually hard, it's just bad.
>>321066606
Comfy
>>321066151
>You need to impress her
No, I don't.
Fuck her.
>>321066503
>Im extremely picky so that I can reject everybody else before they reject me, CHECKMATE
>>321066713
It's like Animal Crossing, it would be comfy if you didn't have to do boring shit in it.
I got bladder of steel achievement on rock band for doing the endless setlist.While playing expert drums and drinking during down time
>>321066151
My greatest video game accomplishment: I quit video games now I have more time to work on my art, work out, and work in general.
>>321066571
Check this 5, bro
>>321066151
I dont impress her. I talk about some old Nintendo games and cartoons and that I am sad that they dont produce this stuff anymore.
Than I invite her to come to my place to watch some stuff and go full nostalgia on my old video games I got. Later we fuck while Darkwing Duck gases the bad guys in the background.
>>321066745
You are doing some major projecting here
>>321066151
I've beaten Tiger Joe on the highest difficulty, without taking damage or using the god hand.
>>321066845
Nice bro
>>321066151
I got to the bottom of an elevator shaft in Halo without cheating
>>321066151
I beat rayman.
>>321066784
You can't have been drinking enough if you didn't have to urinate for 6 hours.
I beat Laurence The First Vicar at NG++++ pre-patch, solo
i did try summoning people in previously but they all got one-shotted straight away
I can do some cool stuff with Marth and Fox in Melee
>>321066845
Checked
>>321066845
Noice
>>321066845
N1ce five, bro.
Vidya is the only thing I'm good at, and even then, I have no great vidya accomplishments.
I'm worthless.
I 100%'D CRASH 5 I BEAT SONIC LOST WORLD AND ONLY CRIED ONE I CAPTURED THE INTELLIGENCE 3 TIMES I COMPLETED LEGO STAR WARS WITH ONLY ONE CHEAT CODE I GOT ALL THE SHIT FROM POKER NIGHT ONE AND TWO
>>321066606
I love farming and being a prick to people myself.
>>321066151
beat NES ninja turtles when I was a kid. no gamegenie or anything
>>321066998
then are you really "good"?
>>321066151
>You need to impress her with your greatest vidya accomplishment.
Just say that you are winning lots of money streaming assfaggots and any girl might jump on your dick because you have money.
>>321066845
checked
>>321066380
You would never date a girl, period.
>>321066723
>fuck her
That's precisely why you need to impress her first
>>321066928I pissed out of my windowI know...
>>321067054
I guess not anon, maybe it's just what I tell myself.
>>321066151
My greatest vidya acomplishment would probably cause pity, not impression.
>>321066151
I was Basch von Rosenberg of Dalmasca
>>321066151
I enjoyed it.
>>321066845
checked
>>321066689
I just finished catherine yesterday. Reminder that catherine is literally a succubus.
>>321066151
beatingkillzone 2 on elite
I'm a level 203 Marksman in Scania, and can one-shot zakum at all his stages.
Ladies, please, one at a time.
>>321066151
What the fuck i was playing video games
Who the fuck are you
I can't afford to eat here what the fuck
Oh okay you're paying
I once made a shitty game, then 100%'d it
Well actually i didn't
>>321066845
How about you check my67
I can beat Streets of Rage 2 on Mania difficulty.
Without continues.
>>321066845
Checked, fucking noice brah
>>321066151
I own an Anaconda on Elite
I just have fun playing video games
>>321066786
>still posting on /v/
>>321066845
aww shit
>>321067282
maplestory is so far away from where it was. it sucks. ludibrium wasn't as good as I hoped
>>321066326
You're not Alexander
I climbed from 1.7k mmr all the way to 4k, and didn't pick support even once.
Winning 1v5 Slayer match against a bunch of micced up fratboy faggots in Halo 3.
The mad was palpable.
I learned to play Dwarf Fortress without wiki or consulting a manual of anykind.
I AM THE STRONGEST GAMER IN THE WORLD
>>321067282
>hilla soul
>not 250
>>>not windia
enjoy getting out dps'd by wild hunters you filthy casualI'm actually enjoying reboot help
I wouldn't date any of you nerds
>>321066151
>impress
I'd rather establish common ground.
I play some casual game so i should be goodbut with my luck she'd be some kinda hard core starcraft player.
>>321067449
>s>brown skullcapI think my mom is in this screenshot bro
ho-lee shit
>>321067660
>not having a waifu on demand
>grinding to 250
>wild hunters
Well, you can enjoy your garbage jaguars and trash inferior-to-snipe boss DPS heresy, faggot.
>>321066151
i beat eve online
I 100%'D ROGUE SQUADRON BITCH
ALL
GOLD
MEDALS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME
>>321067553
Support is how you lose ranked games
You have to win 1v9 because your team actively fights against you
Why would i go on a date with some 3DPD slut while i could be home playing videogames instead?
>>321066998
you're not worthless anon, I believe in you!
>>321066151
I wouldn't date a girl that was into video games to the point where I could impress her by saying an "accomplishment" in a video game.
>>321068012
This.
Why would I be outside with people, wasting my time, when I could be at home playing games, wasting my time in an enjoyable manner.
>>321068012
But you could be at her home playing video games with her
Video games are always more fun with a second player
well, if you asked
>top 1000 runescape players
>one of the first to 99 summoning
>top 50 in slayer XP
>was at a time #1 in castle wars and fists of guthix
>one of the first to solo nex
>one of the first to get TokHaar-Kal-Ket upon release
>did R4D without a guide
there's so many more, but I'll stop there
>>321068032
I'll bet you're loads of fun at parties.
>>321067876
>rogue leader
>all pllat
>last mission literally takes 3 and a half hours to finish
huhgrrrrrrr
>>321066693
Yep. Took me two weeks. RIP.
>>321066786
Anon, you're the nigga I aspire to be
Typically I would avoid talking about videogames altogether.
Otherwise I'd talk about any of these.
You're on a date and you're the girl for some reason.
>>321068098
Haha, what a loser!
>>321068073
Nah.
>>321068073
But girls suck at videogames.
i slay 15k bp ryus online with pure "footsies"
AKA i wait for them to jump and cr hp and then wait for the inevitable dp or the second attempt at jump.
street fighter online is afucking joke
I played all of 4 hours of dragon age 2 and didn't try killing myself.
>>321068247
Most people suck at video games
>>321066427
>katana
Come back when you finish the vidmasters.
>>321066151
I beat castlevania 2 as a kid with out using a guide.
>>321066326
The HELL?
I got the Beat Zico achievement in Wipeout HD. I never managed to platinum it but I'm still proud of that.
>>321066151
Server best Paladin during Wrath era.
My team had a couple realm firsts.
I was number 1 on the world leaderboard for a while on the Yugioh Xbox arcade game too.
I am the #1 furry gamer on the planet
I beat spiderman and venom ultimate carnage on the Sega Genesis.
>>321068073
Why would i play with her when i could just hug the daki of my waifu?
It's tough to be at the top of the world
I'm global elite in Csgo.
>>321066845
witnessed
I play games to forget about my depression but it ain't working.
>>321068073
>Playing vidya with a girl.
Nah.
I beat Papers Please in one try without getting shot or losing my job.
Glory to Arstotzka.
I forgot charged shots existed in Super Metroid, so I beat Ridley with a ton of Power Bombs.
>>321068098
Do you have an account that originates from RS1?
I don't think so.
I 100%'d Dark Souls
i guess people who treat is as a really difficult game would be impressed
I kept a guild together as guild leader for 4-5 years in WoW.Literally torture.
This thread made me wet
I killed every inner god in Elona.
This took me 500 hours of grinding on the same character, as well as over 2500 hours of play over multiple characters. When you eventually get a character that high in stats, the numbers start breaking the game since the inner gods were never really meant to be beaten. Bomb Rocks started surviving their own suicide attacks and such.
I finally did it though. I felt like a weight had been lifted from my shoulders. I could finally die.
>>321066310
bullshit
I've only lost at night 5 once.
>>321066151
i made the full combo in dead ahead...in hard mode
>>321066151
>A woman
>who likes Dragon Quest
I marry her and there if I ever meet one.
I've beaten every single Ace Attorney game without help or save scumming.
>>321066151
beat fear 2 on the hardest difficulty possible
>>321069023
dragon quest isn't even good. is that why it's impressive for a bitch to like it?
>>321069246
Take that back you fucking casual. Take that back.
I think this says it all, girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfTZFYUfR5s
I currently hold 1st place in the European DCSS server
>>321069121
AREN'T YOU SPECIAL FUCKING RED WHITE?
>>321069370
Having brutish, brown, far too muscular women doesn't make a game good.
DWM was okay because it was monster raising and collecting. Quest/Warrior itself is just plain archaic and stale.
I did this.
>>321069483
Yes, I AM specialtacular, Mr.Wrong.
>>321066503
Here's that validation you asked for.
>>321069493
>far too muscular
Go and stay go
>>321069493
What? I just like the female soldier. It's not archaic and stale, it's true to itself and solid, something that Final Fantasy hasn't been in a decade.
>>321066151
if shes anything like the girl in OPs pic, I don't, because clearly shes full of shit and doing it for attention
>>321068921
I aspire to reach this level of dedication. I stopped playing Elona+ long ago. I am in awe of this shit.
>>321066671
That shit is impossible, almost as bad as wyre.
>>321069602
>four solar crests
for what purpose
0
>>321069649
>it's true to itself and solid
No risks, no innovation, just the same game with the same Toriyama faces every time. some final fantasies are good, every Dragon Quest after 1 is as mediocre as the first. Repeating the same thing over and over isn't fun. I'd rather them to try some bullshit like junctioning or real time battles than do the same thing for $60
Go find a new series and enjoy what makes them good and stop enjoying the most plain thing available so much you pretend it's better than anything.
>>321069708
Did you not see how he's fucking invincible?
I beat Dark Souls SL1. I have 5k MMR in Dota. I've played Arcanum like 8 times. I play Mushihimesama on ultra mode, I play space sims with a hotas setup.
I climbed apl the way downand back upEos Tower at level 12.
>>321069840
But you could've gotten a halberd at least
>>321069602
>4 crests
>not 4 halberds for the extra str
wew lad
>>321069801
>No Risks
>no innovation
Going MMO on X, and online in IX were pretty damn risky
>every Dragon Quest after 1 is as mediocre as the first, blah, blah, blah
You just have not played Dragon Quest, have you? You poor thing, Dragon Quest 4 and 5 are good places to start. Maybe you'll get some taste once you're done.
I held the top score of some flash game shmup on funorb for years and I only played it twice. Take that zezima
>>321069840
You get the same evasion if you buy talismans of evasion
Huskar doesnt need the mana reg from the crests at all.
The armor and evasion can be acquired trough other items for less money.
I 100%'d San Andreas...I guess. It wasn't very hard but it made me feel good.FUCK THE QUARRY
I can perform a Final Atomic Buster without jumping.
>>321068073
Bullfuckingshit.
Women can't even goddamn handle Epic Yarn or Woolly World.
Relegated to Mario Party, Smash, FPS, and Kart games as ballast.
>>321069426
Oh my god my sides
>>321066326
Fuck you skirt-boy!
I BEAT D I E T Y on CIV VI reload once.
>>321069413
I will never understand this meme
>>321066151
>>321066151
I am Gregor.
>>321066151
>talking to girl
>she mentions she likes to play games
>"oh nice, what kind of game are you into?"
>league of legends
>mfw
>>321069426
>>321070143
I'm pretty sure there's a longer version of that video and it ends up awkward later on as they have nothing else to talk about.
>>321069668
It wasn't dedication, it was obsession. Let me tell you a story anon.
>Starting out Elona (vanilla) for the first time
>Enjoying the shit out of it
>Love my shop to death, find it so fun to drop shit off and feel like I'm on the other end of the Reccetear pipe-line
>Going through the motions worshiping the gods
>Finally get to Mani
>Mani
>Fuck you Mani
>Get his second reward, the "Mani's Gem of Satellite Shooter" (This was before they changed it)
>"Gee I wonder what this does? I mean the other gems all gave me an item, or a feat, I guess I'll give it a go" I say like an idiot while standing in my beloved shop
>Mani's Gem of Satellite Shooter summons an orbital strike to wipe out any area you're in
>Somehow I barely survive the attack with a sliver of health remaining
>My stock in flame, my shopkeeper dead, customers burning alive, my whole life in ruins
>I raise my arms to the sky and scream
>MANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
And that is how my quest began.
>>321066310
where's your proof you lying nigger?
>>321069886
Why, anon?
>>321066151
I beat Call of Duty: WaW on Veteran and platinumed it.
>>321066310
which team faggot sama
>>321066151
I have 100%ed Drakengard 1 three times, and Drakengard 2 twice. I have also gotten to ending D in NieR twice, without backing up my save data.
I have replayed The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword four times, with increasing levels of difficulty through personal challenge.
I have soloed most of Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate. I should be hitting Gog soon.
I don't know, I tend towards games that more time investment than skill investment. I've been playing fighting games, RTS games, racing games, and FPS games since I was 5 but I've never felt like investing the time to git gud at any of them. I don't know, I tend towards RPGs and games with a lot of shit to do in them but a low skill ceiling.
Most gud I've ever gotten at a sorta skill-based game was Dark Souls.
>>321066151
>She likes Dragon Quest
Who gives a shit, putting a ring on that.
I beat Metal Slug 3 with one credit.
>>321066151
i farmed for mesa in warframe and suffered through the BF4 campaign three times
>>321070342
Damn it, anon, you're gonna make me start playing Elona+ again. Don't do this to me.
>>321070538
Bullshit
>>321066151
>tfw female players are rare as diamonds here
So far only one of my gf actually played games as a hobby.
I was plat in SC2 1v1
>>321070573
I'm going to go take a shower. If this thread is still up when I get back I'll screenshot my stats for you. I need to fish out my laptopYou don't become a god by only playing video games when you're at homeor I'd do it now.
I'm sorry for doing this to you anon.
I regularly speed run Sil with Grace builds
>>321068607
doesnt that mean you have autism?
>>321068073
You never played a coop that doens't progress unless both players are good at the game right?
>>321070725
You heartless monster.I'm shivering with anticipation.
>>321066151
"Hang on, are those people in the background laughing at us, this is awful, let's go somewhere else"
RUNESCAPE
MOURNINGS ENDS PART 2
My coolest wow title is Scarab Lord
>>321066151I got 99 farming without botting
>>321070940
Prove it shitbird
>>321066151
I'd just tell her I haven't played a Video Game in over two years.
>>321066151
I beat The Lost Levels without dying once
>>321066151
I shoutcast international esports tournaments.
100% in dark souls. It's a bitch getting every weapon and spell on one guy
>>321066151
I win on Civ V deity dificulty reliably now.
>>321071126
lying nigger
gas yourself
>>321066151
I got a completionist cape.
That do anything for ya?
>>321066151
>You need to impress her with your greatest vidya accomplishment.
One sure way to loose a date.
Figured out how to 2-man dungeons in GW2 and then the devs had to change all the dungeons to stop it from happening.
On most games when you do something like that people usually think it's pretty cool, the community on that game bitched at us and all thought we were "ruining the experience".
Yeah, but why?
I'd rather just play video games instead...
I work on eroge. This will convince her that I know all about sex.
top 100 leaderboard of 6-7minute songs in Beat HazardWow it's fucking nothing
>>321066380
Actually that's kinda true.
>>321071160
I did that easy with bb glitch
Get mad pc shitter
>>321071284
console kike detected
>>321071347
I'm idort master race
Leave
>>321070940
>Haven't played RuneScape in years
>See that RS 2007 is out
>Decide to go check it out
>Try to log in with my main account
>Perma-banned
>Someone stole my account and started botting
>Jagex denied my unban request
>mfw
I shouldn't care, I really shouldn't, but 6 years of my life was in that account. It kinda hurts.
>>321071439
smegma baby
>tfw no outstanding Vidya achievements
I beat Volgarr the Viking in under 5 tries
not even bullshitting desu senpai
>>321067626
>df
>hard
>>321071598
Thank you very much senpai
I have been looking for this exact comic for a month now
Most recent thing I can think of is beating Kingdom Hearts 1 Sephiroth. Like PS2 KH 1, not the remake with all the fancy shit.
>>321066151
I beat demon souls with black tendency soloI didn't even play my first online cooperation until my second playthrough
>>321066713
So like a mobile game?
>tfw the only game that I remember 100%ing is Super Mario Galaxy
>nothing else that sounds at least somewhat impressive
i won evo
>>321071203
Did you get a trimmed completionist cape?
What about a master quest cape?
>>321066606
Same reason people like The Sims and Animal Crossing. Its just comfort food.
>>321071502
>req 8
Holy shit
I beat Max Payne 3 on old school mode, free aiming with a PS3 controller.
>>321066151
I've beaten ghosts and goblins in the arcade.It was one of those ones where you just need to get in and all the games are free but even if it wasn't I'd have still done it in under $10. It took me weeks of trying though.
I've also gotten to level 10 in DK.
>>321068218
inb4 undermeme, tumblrtale, etc etc
Music production vidyas count?
also, almost 100% in games like rocksmith and synthesia.
Also, I'm a technician, so i can borrow any hardware for literally nothing.
sadly, I'm a fucking casual scumbag, i have no time to have in-game achievements except from MGS games in extreme European mode.
I won a Wii U in a Super Smash Bros tournament and gave it to my little sister for Christmas.
>>321068073
>Video games are always more fun with a second player
Pfff ha ah ah aha.
The greatest videogames in history are single player m8.
>>321071940
Still doing castle wars and getting thaler. fuuuuck meeeee
>>321069493
I agree with
>>321069617
Oh nothing much, heh heh.
Just got all K O N G letters in all the games.
he heh.
>>321072251
>castle wars isn't popular anymore
;-;
>>321072131
They're even better when your friends are there to encourage you
>>321072000
>First playthrough of Max Payne 3
>Not doing super great
>Beat it
>Don't know what gave me so much trouble
>Find out later you can toggle on bullet time and not just shoot dodge
>Completely forgot about the early tutorial and just thought they took the feature out from the previous games
>mfw
>>321066151
"I'll have you know i am a hardcore gamer! I beat Dark Souls once!"
I beat league of legend on hard mode
>>321072347
What a fucking little faggot bitch holy shit.
Can't you do anything by yourself?
>>321072131
you never beat battletoads with your bro?
Double dragon?
Zombies Ate my Neighbours?
Bomberman?
TMNT?
Secret of mana?
Contra III?
I have over 5k hours playing Dota 2, I know, I should be ashamed
>>321066589
>Implying you wouldn't have masculine man sex with Diogenes
>>321070464
>most of MH
Get out of here casual, can't believe you got carried.
You will never EVER have your GF sit on your lap while you play videogames.
You will never EVER have a GF that cheers you up when you're winning/losing
You will never EVER have a GF that calls you a pussy when you're getting angry at videogames. She will smile at you and then give you a kiss in your forehead.
You will never EVER share beers with your gf when playing videogames
You will never EVER have amazing sex after a long session of vidya
You will never EVER find that you can enjoy any kind of shit games, that you can have fun even if your gf is underperforming, just because you are doing something with someone you honestly love.
No fleshlight, no waifu, no dakimakura, no random slut will do. Love makes every shitty thing a great experience because all of your emotions and thoughts don't derive from yourself, but from the one you deeply love. And the fact that someone loves you back is the greatest thing a human can achieve in his lifeSubjective opinion
>>321072612
Nobody gives a shit about time. What MMR?
>I win every local sm4sh tourney I go to, I've won with every single character except MFT
>>321066151
Probably world first boss clear in firelands
Or having the WR for 4 levels on Castlevania hd which is my favourite game of all time
>>321072612
No, you don't need to fell ashamed, you just need to kill yourself.
i have 15k in LOL, i need to kill myself too.
>>321072564
Please stop listing the contents of my trash can.
>>321066151
i flipped a mjolnir in a full party and poe and still got it before anyone else noticed
>>321072721
4k scum
>>321072662
As in I haven't finished yet, not as in I completed it with others' help. I burnt out pretty hard on it and haven't touched it for a few weeks now. Starting to get the drive back lately, may pick it back up soon.
>>321072698
>when you're getting angry at videogames
Maybe you should stop being a fucking manchild first.
My 130+ days of WoW play time to show her that I'm not afraid of commitment.
>>321072852
That's actually not that bad mate.
fuck my cock
>>321066151
I beat Lunatic+ Classic once in FE:AWithout using the grinding DLC
>>321072698
>>321068334
The sad truth
>>321070201
>not recognizing immortal vampire lord Araki
>>321066151
I beat the Demifiend in DDS without Redstar strat.
>>321067103
I'm asexual. I don't care at all about fucking her. What now?
>>321072896
I got burned out after 3U, still haven't recovered. After like 5 MH games burnout gets worse every time. I don't know if I'll make it to Cross.
>>321067282
one time i grinded for 12 hours straight on those spiders in ludi tower for thief shields the day they came out and became one of the richest people on the server
>>321070897
I'm back
Notice the inner god weapons on the floor. I have the Frisia's Tail and Buster Book equipped. How did I equip a 600 stone weight equipment on a fairy? I used something like 50 flying scrolls on each to make them way 0.9 stones of course.
I posted this accomplishment to /rlg/ once and they flat didn't believe me. Then I posted a screenshot. When I came back it was the OP with "Autism" edition. Pride. Oh, and keep in mind I did this without using pets past maybe 250 hours.
