HOLY SHIT
You've just been sucked into space. You're drifting in the vast darkness of emptyness. Due to the fact that it's extremely cold in space, you figure you have about an hour or two until frostbite sets in and you'll eventually die from the cold. but wait. A gaming system floats by. It holds ONE game. it powers on (solar panels and shit). and you get to play that ONE game.
What game does /v/ play before they succumb to the cold
>>321044459
Space Engine.
I pop like a fucking balloon because space has no pressure before cold kills me.
Not only do you have less than an hour, but you are also more likely to explode before that.
Guess drifting in space with no suit is the dream of every man with an inflation fetish.
>>321044459
If I don't immediately explode from vacuum then I play metro last light on uber settings so my mediocre PC overheats and keeps me warm.
Journey.
I wanna fly over the desert one last time.
>an hour or two
>>321045030
I guess you could extend your life by using a computer to keep you warm in space like this anon said >>321044960
i hadn't thought of that
>>321044721
>>321044842
>>321044960
skinless posters spotted
>>321044459
You would died from the fluids in your body evaporating in mere seconds you shithead.
>>321045150
ok ok, you can use a computer, but you can't use the heat to help you survive, since heat rises so the heat would just float away from you before it gets to your body
You lose consciousness in a couple seconds.
You swell like a bodybuilder with tons of roids.
You in fact don't freeze because the temperature has no medium to exchange itself with, and instead your blood begins to boil because no pressure.
Also possibly roasted by gamma rays and shit.
You would lose consciousness in about 15 seconds. At 5 seconds, your eyes and sweat ducts would swell. At 2 seconds, your lungs would have collapsed.
What do you mean "1 hour"?
>>321044721
>>321044842
>>321044960
You dont explode, (That would be if you in a pressurized container and it rapidly decompresses) You boil in your skin and become a big husk of dry ice.
>>321045232
Ear, nose and eyes.
>>321044459
reddit pls leave
>>321045308
>>321045446
>>321045508
I'm watching NASA's greatest space escapes on history channel right now and there was this astronaut talking about how they could last 1-2 hours when doing a moonwalk, just drifting out in space
>>321045324
>heat rises
>in a directionless vacuum
top kek
>>321045446
This.
You will become an icecube only after your cells die and stop producing heat.
Space isn't cold, spaceships have those giant radiator wings to dump excess heat.
Klonoa 2 for the PS2. Somehow, I'll forget about the cold and my impending death while enjoying that wonderful game. At the very least, I'll die satisfied.
>>321045446
>You in fact don't freeze because the temperature has no medium to exchange itself with
wut
>>321045692
In a space suit you fucking mongoloid
>>321046172
read a book moran
>>321046172
He means you only lose heat through radiation.
>>321044459
Your premise is pure bullshit, but anyway, I'd want to play Okami before I die. That game is pure magic.
NASA never threw an animal in space to see what the fuck happens? And they call themselves scientists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4QUgjxJbo4
>>321044960
>>321044842
>>321044721
>I have seen action movies so i know physics!
>>321044459
>an hour or two
>>321046336
>Dude this totally would kill
>Let's throw a live animal anyway
Science
>>321046483
It doesn't change the fact that surviving unprotected in space for an hour or two is bullshit.
Even if none of the above applied, you'd still fucking asphyxiate in a matter of seconds.
>>321046483
> I know they probably wrong but I don't know the right answer either!
>>321046983
>yfw I actually study astrophysics.
>>321046909
Won't the air from your lungs be sucked out thanks to the difference in pressure?
>>321047224
How's that working out for ya, fella?
>>321047369
"Will astrophysics for food"
Dead Space
>>321046728
A true scientist test his assumptions.
The world needs the answer.
>>321047285
Well yeah. Either way, you can't breathe.
>>321047285
If you instantly teleport there, yes.
In real life, you would asphyxiate before even getting to earth's orbit.
>an hour or two
>>321047506
Well if we're assuming you were somehow launched into space from the surface, then you'd die instantly from whatever force was used to propel you to escape velocity in the first place.
>>321044459
I run Crysis on max at 4k and keep myself warm forever.
Checkmate, atheists.
None, because I get picked up by the Heart of Gold in the first thirty seconds.
>>321047545
I liked Splatter Film better.
>>321045692
God damn, you're a fucking reject.
>>321047695
I was wondering how long it would take for that to be posted.
But in all seriousness, could you even survive 30 seconds? Without severe longterm repurcussions?
>>321047595
Not necessarily.
Low acceleration over a long period time will still attain escape velocity.
You could ride a weather balloon to space.
Probably Ultimate Doom just for e4m2. But the Plutonia Experiment is tempting as well.
>>321047891
I was assuming there was no continuous propulsion involved.
>>321045692
thank fucking god aliens don't know about us so anons like this can make us all the laughing stock of the universe
>>321047831
>could you even survive 30 seconds?
No.
Outer space is like 2-3 kelvin.
>>321047831
After a quick bit of reading, it seems you would pass out in the first 15 seconds, but if you're immediately placed back in a pressurized environment after 30 seconds, you should be okay senpai, with no, or very little lasting damage.
>>321048205
But the only way to lose heat in outer space is through radiation, which is very slow, dying of cold would take a while.
>This thread
You're not going to pop like a balloon in a vacuum. You're a meatbag, not a meatbubble. You will, however, experience the extremely painful effects of decompression as the fluids in your body suddenly decide to boil, forming ebullisms in your tissues, which are likely to cause some pretty serious damage to your body in general and eyes/other squishy organs in particular.
Now about balloons, your lungs absolutely will rupture if you've held your breath before you moved into the vacuum. Should you need to go out into space unprotected, your best option is going to be hyperventilating to get yourself properly oxygenated before exhaling and hanging onto your consciousness as long as you can before asphyxiating.
You are not going to freeze to death. Space is by definition a vacuum, which means there's nothing in it. Temperature is dependent on some form of medium to quickly disperse itself — the interstellar gas and debris in space is in fact typically extremely cold, but you're not touching it. You will slowly radiate your body heat, but you'll be dead long before that becomes an issue.
Speaking of radiation, you will be fully exposed to the unfiltered glory of the Sun and all sorts of high-energy cosmic rays. Of course you'll be dead before you can get cancer, but if you look at the Sun from somewhere close enough that it's not just another star, it's going to be the last thing you ever see. And God help you if you're orbiting Jupiter without radiation shielding.
ITT: highschool kids thinking they know physicsyour most pressing matter in space without a suit would be lack of air to breathe, and radiation. you would not freeze, in fact you could be quite warm because the sun kind of sends a lot of infrared radiation y'know, you would not pop, nor would your blood evaporate. dive a few meters deep in a water, did you die? our bodies are very resistant against pressure changes
>>321048386
I'm not too good with thermodynamics.
But I'm pretty sure the water in your body will freeze or completely evaporate, killing you.
>>321048809
due to lack of air pressure, all fluids in your body would boil into gas and you would inflate and eventually explode
>>321048809
Yes, you're right, but in 30 seconds? You'd probably make it. Probably.
>>321048809
>The water in your body will freeze
Why? Everything it's touching is body temperature.
>Or completely evaporate
It would begin to boil, because there's now much less pressure acting on it than there would be in an atmosphere (only the internal pressure of your body, which is now considerably less than the ~15 pounds per square inch that the Earth's atmosphere applies to it), so the water's boiling point is now lower than your body temperature.
But of course this doesn't happen all at once, for the same reason water on a stovetop doesn't spontaneously explode into a cloud of steam once it hits 212F/100C.
>>321046336
>>321046728
>>321047494
Why not just take a death row inmate to space and chuck him out?
>>321049446
>Why not waste rocket fuel and cargo space transporting a dangerous violent inmate with nothing to lose on a completely isolated ship full of extremely skilled employees and extremely expensive and sensitive equipment
I'd probably play Banjo Kazooie a final time. Loads of memories with that game and I can get decently far in it within a couple of hours. A comfy place to end my life.
>>321044986
This is a pretty good choice. It's pretty much a religious experience and you'd be able to get to the end within the two hours.
>>321049764
Reminds of that one Brass Eye episode where they send the convicted child molester into space with a child accidentally left on board with him.
>This was the one thing we didn't want to happen.
ITT:
>merely pretending
Jesus fucking Christ /v/...
>>321049764
Nasa sends supplies to the ISS all the time. Putting one man or animal in a cage in a one time mission wouldn't kill their initiative. Just restrain or dope it.
>>321048191
>Aliens are incapable of having their own flaws, fuckups, and retarded people.
No.
That's not how sapient species work, you dumb little shit.
>>321053085
It would be a fucking huge waste of time, money and resources when you can just throw some poor bastard in a vacuum chamber here on Earth.
>>321044459
Hour or two only?TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHINDI'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
>>321053458
>waste of time, money and resources
We are cultivating beans in cotton just like we did in school to understand plant growth in zero gravity. I wouldn't consider understanding the practical effects of exposure to space enviroment in living organisms waste, all things considered. Could help in designing protection to this enviroment. We have cosmic rays out there, it's not the same as putting organism in a chamber. And like i said, you would only need a repurpose in their current activities schedule, it wouldn't need a whole mission project for it. Basically film it, some mechanisms to measure, put some astronauts in charge of the experiments and secure a space in their current rockets that already do the trip every few months. Don't new a new Apollo program for this.
