Ambassador Anon, when we agreed to secretly give your governments computer technology in the 1950s, we assumed you'd use it to better your species. We've been monitoring your internet and have learned that a significant amount of time is spent by your people on the trivial entertainment called "videoed games." Please explain.
>>321016312
Please don't let them have seen the porn...
Please don't let them have seen the porn...
Please don't let them have seen the porn...
ayy____
It's allowed us to indoctrinate our youth into despising your kind and learning every means imaginable to erase them from universe.
This is war, filthy xeno. And you've handed your executioner his axe.
>>321016312
we have created a series of simulations that usually involve our species kicking the dogshit out of your species
yes this is to spite you
would the world be a better place without video games?
What if this is all a simulation?
What if human consciousness was just a test or an experiment, headed by our unknown masters?
Wanna see how hard I can pee?
Heyy lamo :^)
>>321016581
yeah
>>321016717
Who cares
It's still the same shit either way
Personally being a human is pretty good
>>321017760
>Personally being a human is pretty good
It's fucking terrible
>>321016312
Don't try to use your shitty telekinetic powers on us. We know we invented our own computers. Get out of here you space nigger.
>>321016379
those are just educational documentaries on homo sapien mating habits
>cloned your entire species into the gene pool equivalent of a puddle of sewage water
>couldn't figure out how to kill small mechanical spiders when all you had to do was throw small pieces of metal at them at a few hundred feet per second
>let a race of head parasites rule almost the entire galaxy while dealing with said spiders despite their gigantic technological inferiority and complete lack of sensible organization
If you're so intelligent "Supreme" Commander, why is it that your race is extinct and our race is the dominant force in two galaxies?
>>321016442
>>321016578
>>321018161
fuck off Baal
Ayy lmao
>>321019016
>>cloned your entire species into the gene pool equivalent of a puddle of sewage water
This one was dumb I agree
>couldn't figure out how to kill small mechanical spiders when all you had to do was throw small pieces of metal at them at a few hundred feet per second
They had long since passed using primitive weapons and didn't know how to think backwards basically
>let a race of head parasites rule almost the entire galaxy while dealing with said spiders despite their gigantic technological inferiority and complete lack of sensible organization
Explained in the show, they were spread thin across multiple galaxies and couldn't focus their attention on the one they cared the least about. They even admitted they were full on bluffing about the might they could bring down on the Goa'uld if things went tits up.
>>321019543
Yeah I was being a bit facetious, it's not like an Asgard would come to Earth just to judge us anyway, they are fully aware of their mistakes and downsides as a species and know they're in no place to point fingers.
I wish Stargate was around these days so someone could make a good videogame from it, it had a ton of potential for "open world" but it was 10 years too early.
>tfw all the normies are out watching The Turd Awakens
>tfw all alone watching SG-1 and Atlantis again
>>321016312
REMOVE AYY
REMOVE AYY
VIGILO CONFIDO
>>321019113
Problem Jaffa?
>>321020680
Don't worry anon, i am re-watching it too.
>>321020489
>you will never guide Stargate Command through the evolution of technology, downfall of the System Lords, and mission to Atlantis in a sick ass grand strategy
>you will never travel to distant worlds and blast serpent guards in the face in an FPS
>you will never experience an RPG set on a Goa'uld or Wraith controlled world
>you will never pilot your own 302 or 303 against fleets of enemy ships in a space sim
Hell, I'd be happy with just having more Stargate on TV, but that won't happen anytime soon with the move away from sci-fi and the horrible death that SGU gave the series.
>>321016312
ayy
>>321019008He means the xeno porn you fool.
>>321020909
And the fact that MGM is letting Roland Emmerich reboot the franchise as a movie series.
>we will never get a Farscape game
What genre would it even be?
>>321021161
Scorpius is literally the most genius character ever.
ayy lmao
>>321021063
I hope he never reaches a release, his original film is pretty easily one of the worst entries in the series, and he'd render all of the TV shows non-canon because he doesn't like them.
>>321016312
Fuck off, we don't need to deal with your shit.
>>321021392
Because the movie didn't have based Teal'c
Why was the characterization so fucking good?
>>321016312
>when we agreed to secretly give your governments computer technology in the 1950s
The basic concepts of computers were already being applied as far as the 19th century, computers are just a bunch of eletronics with varied purposes mashed together under an interface.
I just felt like posting that.
I should go to sleep.
>>321022229
What would a 19th century shitpost look like?
>>321016312
Thor pls, video games are ancient tech. you should know this.
>>321021161
What ever Mass Effect was?
>>321022941
As long as it's the first one then yeah sure.
>>321021790
Great scene.
anyone play stargate HTL
:3
ayy lmao
>tfw you are mongolian snownigger and not glorious space elf with qt3.14 waifu and 15 children
>tfw no good Stargate game.
>>321021790
what is this?
>>321022320
Probably the same as Pompeii graffiti. The spirit of shitposting remains the same though the grammar and language used changes.
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>On April 19th, I made bread
>Secundus likes to screw boys.
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
>>321016312
Look Thor buddy. It is an Earth thing we Earthlings do. Got to kind of, let it all out you know? Well you don't know but you know me and I know Earthlings. Trust me it is as essential as breathing or eating or... wait do you guys even eat anymore?
Private, get Thor a hotdog.I binged Atlantis and am now going back through SG-1. The first season is REALLLLLLLLY bad but on 6 and it has been getting crazy good. Star Trek a shit.
>>321019016
They advanced too far and lacked the ability to think abstractly as we do. Thor literally said this. That they were too smart to be dumb enough to defeat the Replicators.
>>321025665
>wait do you guys even eat anymore?
Yes, Thor gives Carter Asgard nutritional block things when she gets hungry in Small Victories (S04E01)
They look like matte coloured childrens chewable vitamins but bigger.
>>321021790
Played the board game, loved the series.
I am 26 years old /v/
I make 90k a year selling phones to old people. I have $140k left on my house but I swear on my fucking SOUL that after that I am devoting every single spare cent on buying a Star Gate.
I am going to have it built from steel and not hallowed with to the micron accurate Chevrons and a powered gear system to make it spin with a DHD. Then I am installing it in my house. I don't care if it costs $30k I am going to own a fucking Star Gate.
>>321016312
It's called "pleasure" and "escapism". The only difference between TV and books is that fact that it's substantially more interactive and therefore engaging.
>>321025970
I admire your ambition bro.
>>321025970
Can I come over to your house to play anon?
I have a camo uniform and can pretend to be from one of the star gate teams.
>Tfw no Stargate: Alliance
I was so hype for this shit and it ended up being literally nothing. There's supposedly disks of it that made it into the general public because there's fugging gameplay of the first few levels on Youtube but I can't find a download for it.
>>321025665
>The first season is REALLLLLLLLY
Nah. Season 1 has a bunch of good episodes that do well to establish the universe, the themes and characters.
Children of the Gods
The Enemy Within
The First Commandment
The Torment of Tantalus
Cor-ai
Enigma
There But for the Grace of God
>>321025938
Thor likes the Yellow ones i think.
>>321026110
Yes. I am also going to invest in a very high quality projector to simulate the WHOOSHH! and active event horizon water. When I am not using the Gate it was double as my vidya screen.
>>321026350
He does
>>321025970
You missed out anon, they auctioned the props from the shows a few years ago once MGM shitcanned the franchise.
The actual Embarkation Room Stargate used through the entire series was sold, it was like $120k or something.
>>321026970
>$120k
That is it? Jesus christ I need to track down that fucker and murder him and take his gate. And the ramp.
>>321016312
They're fun.
all weed will be condensed into one molecule
>>321025665
the space battles in sg-1 and atlantis were baller as fuck
>You will never close the iris on an invading enemy army and watch from the shadows as their commander sadly remarks that only a fraction of their army made it through before the iris splatatatatatated them.
>>321020680
I'm still watching through for the first time
>>321028735
What episode?
I fucking love Teal'cs mandible muscle twitch he does when he is supposed to be perfectly still.
Fuck I need to find a torrent of SG1 and Atlantis
Fucking Canadian netflix got rid of them last year, really annoyed me.
>>321016312
Well ayy lmao to you to friend.
I hope someone makes a Stargate mod for XCOM2.
Perfect game style to adapt Stargate for, go through the gate to random worlds, deal with base invasions, keeping the world in the dark, people leaking information, aliens infiltrating humanity, and mother fucking General Hammond
>>321020680
but anon, a new star wars movie is an excuse to get into all sci fi again
i spent more time talking to my friend about dr who and battlestar before and after the movie than we did about star wars
>>321028905
Somewhere in season 4
>>321020848
>>321019113
I don't get this reference but I want to.
How many times has Daniel Jackson died?
I wanna say 6..
o'neill>jackson>carter>teal'c
>>321025579
Battlestar Galactica
>>321030313
>Teal'c last
Shit taste
>>321016312
XCOM is my favorite game.
>>321029060
>Season 8, 9 and 10 shot in HD
>Available no where physlcally
>Only ones are streaming services where the quality is murdered down to DVD level bitrates because internet limitations
I would sacrafice my first born to see SG1 get the fucking amazing Bluray treatment TNG got.
Ronon>Teal'c
>>321022941
A rip off Babylon 5?
>>321025585
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
So OP's been a faggot since the ancient times. Who would've guessed?
>>321025585
>Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Roman /r9k/
