N64 bread inc
Is this what female autism looks like
>friend's girlfriend playing his n64 on their couch
>she's doing this
>"You know, if you use just your thumb on the top, it's a lot easier."
>"holy shit I'm retarded I knew it was way too hard"
why aren't you helping anon
playing mmo as a female.jpg
Aren't they using the D-pad at the same time.
It's just a claw
Why are women so bad at video games? Is it just because they are females?
>>320920597
Which N64 games use the dpad, control stick, and face buttons all at the same time?
>>320920637
They spend too much time having sex with buff dudes, anon, no time to get good at vidya.
Just like you lmao bitch
>>320920685
Monster Hunter 64
>>320920597
I don't think there is a multiplayer game where you have to use both the d pad and the joystick at the same time on the N64 where you do not use the C buttons?
Why are women so retarded? Also do women actually have hobbies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
>>320920475
Because there is not any hope for them regardless, they will always be the "Video games are awesome, Zelda is epic guys!" crowd.
>>320920738
>dog comes over its tail all flailing because it knows it fucked up
>he smacks it away
man fuck that guy
>>320920738
yo that's a fuckin cute pup
>>320920738
Picking each other's pubes
>>320920738
Look at how fast the dog peps back up.
I miss my dog so much
>>320920973
He only tapped it, you can tell he's good to dogs because shithead dog owners smack the shit out of dogs out of anger.
>>320920738
Their hobbies are sex and maintaining their soft skin. Better than being an internet zombie like me desu.
>>320920738
He should have stomped that fucking dog into the ground.
>>320920271
>white girl
>generic blue jeans and riding boots
low tier, wouldnt even let her give me the succ
Men have biologically better spatial reasoning. Video games are all about imagining 3d shapes objects and models moving in ways that adhear to either real world physics or altered physics. Men just naturally grasp this better.
Women can have exceptions but most are shit at it.
>>320921114
Is picking fights with roos to prove your manliness a cultural thing over there?
More importantly, what game doesn't need the use of the Zed button? Shouldn't they have figured out the middle prong is shaped like a handle to grasp?
>>320920637
>guy is bad at a game
>"why is he so bad at video games"
>girl is bad at a game
>"why are women so bad at video games"
>>320920685
Wrestling games.
The idea that you literally had to drop fucking everything to pull a taunt was brilliant.
>>320920271
The quickest way to spot a retard is to hand them an N64 controller and see how they hold it.
>>320920685
Perfect Dark does but then you just hold it like this and use your right thumb on the face buttons
>>320921263
That's not a real Roo mate.
If it was, that kid would get knocked the fuck out.
>>320921279
Because many men exist who are great at games. Every girl I've played games with has been average at best.
>>320920738
>>320921263
Roos are godawful creatures that deserve any horrible thing we choose to do to them.
>>320921114
KANGAROO STAAAAAAAAR
>>320921263
>>320920271
Halo generation kids play N64.jpg
>>320921631
That looks like a move straight out of a fighting game.
>>320921114
That pussy could only fight a joey. If he fought a real kangaroo. He would end up disabled while the Kangaroo fucks him in the ass.
>>320921430
RAGE!!
>>320921491
What the fuck is this thing? He's so damaged.
>>320921491
Dogs don't discriminate. Dogs are love man....
>>320921631
>roo picking a fight with the ref
oh fuck this is too good
>>320921491
Oh man, this is...
>>320921734
He's autistic and that dog has been specifically trained to stop him from harming himself as seen in the video
>>320921780
>Dogs don't discriminate. Dogs are love man....
>>320921187
Most of those "why are men x, and women y" questions go back to, "tens of thousands of years as hunter-gatherers"
>>320921430
you're a big guy
>>320921859
Is he really? What does he do besides hit himself?
>>320921780
Dogs will descriminate as much as people- it's a learned behavior.
>>320921861
Yeah let's see a cat do that shit.
>>320921961
this meme will day one day
...one day
one
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>>320921971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7PuuukzxY
idk
>>320921465
I like that control scheme
>>320920685
The original Rainbow 6 for N64 used literally every button and was hard as fuck. You moved with the C buttons, aimed with the analog stick, fired with Z, used the D pad for night vision and tools, and reloaded with L and reloading had to be done manually no auto reload. I forget what B did but A was for selecting things or activating them and R was sprint I think.
>>320921491
whats going on there - is that autism?
Dogs are such assholes.
>>320920271
>tfw your hands are bigger now than when you were a kid and you can't rest your thumb confortably on the stick
>>320921986
Animals in general are vile.
>>320921984
any articles or examples on this?
>>320921986
Fuck you man, cats are total bros.
>>320922168
>>320921986
Technically dogs do discriminate and cats do not.
Dogs become attached to people but cats generally see all people as the same
http://www.livescience.com/52099-cats-more-independent-dogs.html
>>320921859
>>320921971
the dog is not trained for that, the kid is autistic and the dog just saw his human was fucking his shit up, so the dog tried to stop him
dogs>cats
>>320921491There are days when I really want to do this.
Fuck real life man, I want to live in a 2D world where the most I have to care about is which of 5 guys I want to love for the rest of my life.
>>320921187
I had this conversation with my girlfriend like 2 days ago, that she claimed she has a hard time judging height and distance when like looking at things which causes her to have ridiculous bouts of clumsiness, but pointed out that myself and pretty much all the men in the family can look at a door frame for example and guess how far away it is and how high it is and so on, stuff like that.
So it definitely seems to be the case the men's brains do that stuff a little easier, it's never really hindered her in playing games or anything honestly. She's been the most naturally reliable co-op partner in pretty much any game I've played that has allowed that sort of thing.
>>320922196
The ass was fat.
>>320922168
Cats are pieces of human shit. They're unappreciative fucknuts.
>>320921984
I don't remember any, I bet you can find some stuff with a simple search.
>inb4 Burden of Proof
Not really up for an argument.
>>320921102
cuck
>>320922429
I wasn't planning on starting one. Don't assume things Anonymous guy on the internet.
I like that sweater she's wearing w2c?? Denim looks cheap though and also
>spandex
lmao pleb
and those leather boots look cheap asf too, may as well wear autism shoes, disgusting.
>>320922326
>animal elitism
It's as if you haven't had many neighbors. Most renters are horrible dog owners.
>>320922496
You're right, my bad. No hard feelings?
>>320922649
Fuck off
>>320922301
There's other points that matter of course. Spacial reasoning don't mean hand eye coordination. Or even knowing your body. There's fantastic gamers on this sub who'd suck shit at any sport.
Another thing is that how we understand distance on 2d planes (one single image) and 3d world (two different images for your eyeballs) are different.
Imagine a cube where you can only see one side, getting smaller. Now imagine it moving away from you instead. See? There's guesses you can make with vidya to allow for similar results, but one isn't getting the 3d model in there.
Similarly, driving cars is pretty natural to guys, but it's something learned for most girls. girls have to work at getting results men don't really work hard at. (In this specific field, other shit, different stories).
>>320920973
I'd be pissed too, but no one with a good heart can stay mad at a dog.
>>320922752
stupid dogfucker
>>320922734
>on this sub
go back to reddit
>>320922684
Jesus what a pussy. You mad you have school tomorrow baby bird?
>>320922852
Me? I'm the puss when you can't even handle a bit of banter? UPVOTED AND GILDED
>>320922210
cats = total cucks
dogs = bros4lyfe
seems about right
>>320922851
Subforum? Are you actually mentally deficient?
> inb4 muh imageboard
It's a forum for fucking videogame discussion
>>320922798
Probably a vegan
>awww he a good boy he didn't do Nuffin
>>320922798
u seem mad bruh, probably caught parasites from your furnigger
>>320922969
No, see, your assuming he was >>320922649, when that was actually me. I'm trying to be a nice guy here, despite that I will never meet you and may never interact with you outside of this thread.
>>320923045
>forum
no
its
an
imageboard
>>320920271
I held the controller like that.
I tried holding the "normal" way but it put a lot of strain on my left thumb for some reason. Regardless, I did better at multiplayer games then most kids anyways.
DESU it was a stupid fucking controller to begin with
>>320923045
>Subforum
You mean a forum? "Subforum" is REDDIT tier shit that you just made up.
>>320920271https://youtu.be/3GfvMQs8S5k
>>320920973
He laughed it off later in the video. Old guy could've broken his ass.
The N64 controller is dogshit.
I let my sister play hyrdro thunder earlier this weekend when I was babysitting and thats how she held the n64 controller.
Freaked me out, she quit after 20 minutes then watched some cunt names cupcake on youtube play I am bread for 2 hours and it made me feel really sad.
>>320923241
> Being an actual negroid this hard
http://www.websitetoolbox.com/support/413
>>320923224
F O R U M
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>>320922649
I was the original poster there is no hard feelings anonymous senpai. Those guys are faggots
>be 7
>be at home playing Mario Party
>doing wind up fly guy mini game
>I hear something whisper "heh"
>look down at my controller
>thumb is bleeding, all sliced up
>controller says "nothing personell, kid"
>throw it on the ground
>vanishes when it hits the ground
>someone behind me whispers "it was a hologram"
>controller is on the table behind me, just sitting there
>>320922326
I totally understand why some people don't like cats, but people like you are just insecure control freaks that can't handle the idea that a lesser creature won't immediately fall in line.
I hope you stop polluting this world with your presence.
>>320923727
Are you 12 currently?
>not owning both cats and dogs
plebs
>>320920271
That's actually the pro way to hold the stick for advanced Smash Bros 64 play.
>>320920973
>smack
He gently pushed it away.
>>320923815
>"owning" mammals
The south will rise again, eh Cletus?
>>320924008
>>320924008
Dogs are my niggers.
>>320924185
FUCK YOU.
>>320924185
Did he die?
>>320923769
Wew. What speed were you going that the hyperbole flew over your head that hard. You think people actually think like this? That's sad.
And no, it's not about falling in line, it's about having a creature that's smart enough to know but scratch you anyway.
A cat literally does not distinguish between hunting and playing. They don't feel emotions. A cat doesn't miss you when you're gone, they miss your food. If I wanted a leech I'd date a white girl.
At least I can make use of that pussy.
Cats are useful too, guys.
>>320921118
Riding boots are legit 10/10 would fuck.
It's this cheap knock off shit that every girl wears that kills my boner before it starts
/fa/ here
>>320924540
>A cat literally does not distinguish between hunting and playing. They don't feel emotions. A cat doesn't miss you when you're gone, they miss your food.
This is the 18th most retarded statement I've seen all day.
>>320924540
My last cat stopped eating for 2 weeks when I went on holiday and left her being checked up on by my grandparents who kept calling me saying she won't eat.
My current cat runs up your me when I get home and does sideways rolls all over the carpet for 2 mins then goes back to whatever it was she was doing.
Treat ur pets like shit and they treat u like shit.
>>320923320
Nah
>>320924540
>A cat literally does not distinguish between hunting and playing.
Objectively incorrect. Playing is an observed part of feline behavior.
>They don't feel emotions
Not sure how to respond to this one. Does a cat or a dog truly feel love? This is one that is down to the individual.
> A cat doesn't miss you when you're gone, they miss your food.
I doubt there has been a decent study on this, so I'll let the heaps of first hand accounts speak for themselves.
>>320921491
man that dog is a bro
>>320924898
Actually there's been studies on it, cats miss their owners, don't have the source though.
>>320924934
God dammit I can't not laugh when I see it sit down.
>>320924813
>>320924747
Literally every single cat runs up and does the roll over shit. Nigga im a vet's son, I know animals, and the degree of their psychology.
You know when else cats don't eat? When they're stressed. When they feel scared. When they don't trust people. Your grandparents have a different smell, and 90% of cat identification is via smell.
That's why they lick you. To get your smell receptors working. That's why they rub themselves on you. To get their smell on you, cause you're their territory.
>>320925035
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0135109
Lol suck a dick
>>320925076
Just because you're a vets son doesn't mean jack diddly. Plenty of professional doctors out there believe in things that aren't true, misdiagnose, or otherwise fuck up. You aren't even one of those professionals. Until I read a study that supports these things you're spouting off, I don't really have any reason to believe you OR the other side of the argument. Just because my mom is a librarian doesn't mean I know the fucking dewey decimal system. I'm pretty sure cats don't even have scent glands on their sides (where they rub most often) only on their hands and if they really were marking you as territory, then that still means they want you around.
>>320924934
hahahahahahhahahahaha what the fuck hhahahahaha that looks like when i tried to make a dog in Spore once
>>320924934
this makes me laugh and breaks my heart at the same time
>>320921709
Agreed.
>>320924662
huh. i've never thought about it like that.
>>320925347
>breaks my heart at the same time
??? Looks healthy
>>320925147
"These results are consistent with the view that adult cats are typically quite autonomous, even in their social relationships, and not necessarily dependent on others to provide a sense of security and safety. It is concluded that alternative methods need to be developed to characterise the normal psychological features of the cat-owner bond."
Turns out that cats are more independent than dogs and the same methodology can't be used to measure attachment?
I believe the response would be, no shit?
Did you even read the conclusion?
"It seems that generally cats do not appear to attach to owners as a focus of safety and security in the same way that dogs do or children do towards their parents as demonstrated by their behaviour in a strange situation test. However, cats do appear to have a different relationship with their owner compared to a stranger, but the extent to which this is conditioned as a result of incidental interactions or built upon the fulfilment of an intrinsic psychological social need is unknown."
I'll translate for morons like you. CAT NOT LIKE DOG. CAT DO RECOGNIZE OWNER AND TREAT OWNER DIFFERENT. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>>320921114
Fucking white people
>>320924934
>laugh
>feel bad because the other dogs probably see him as some weird outcast
>>320925475
nah man mexicants and japs are the real shitheads
>>320925147
Did you even look at the graph in the study? It clearly shows the cat had FAR more physical contact with their owner as compared to the stranger. This pretty well shows that cats are independent creatures, but prefer the company of their owner over a random mook.
>>320925612
But this is the internet. I can just post a study supporting what I say and I'm right, right?
If you are a man and own a cat you are probably a weeaboo, a fuccboi, or both.
>>320925147
cat fags btfo
>>320925678
That's the best part, the study just has a title implying that much, then you read the fucking thing and it tells you otherwise.
>>320925721
see>>320925465
>>320925612
>>320925721
Anon.
If you are set on samefagging, you should generally vary your style of posting.
>>320920821
Muh generalizations
>>320925076
Sooooo......not a real vet then? xD
>>320925238
Nope, it's on their forehead, nose, tail, cheeks and lower back.
http://www.vetwest.com.au/pet-library/communication-how-do-cats-communicate
I posted the not missing their owners study above.
Here's all the various reasons a cat might not eat http://m.cat-world.com.au/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cat-world.com.au%2Fhow-can-i-get-my-cat-to-eat&utm_referrer=#2535
Not all of them mind you, but most
Cats sometimes also hunt for no reason. They torture their prey before killing it. They drag it around. Scratch it. Let it think its escaped then catch it again.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2012/08/15/outdoor_cats_present_more_of_a_hazard_to_themselves_and_birds_than_owners_believe_.html
/pol/ you aren't funny
>>320925860
>I posted the not missing their owners study above.
The one that doesn't support your statements?
Did you even read it?
>>320925860
You posted the "Not missing their owners study above" which didn't even back you up. You dense brah?
>>320920271
Never in my life have I seen that shit
>Not holding your N64 controller like this.
Fucking plebs, notice how this grip gives me total access to all buttons on the left side of the controller, plus added maneuverability on the analog stick thanks to a two finger grip.
>>320921491
aww jeez. dogs are pure love, man...
>>320924185
Alright guys. Time for a new planet. This one is done.
>>320925810
>implying generalizations aren't true
>>320925612
No cutie pie, they rub you because they're getting their scent on you. Taking attachment in an animal doing animal things because it thinks you're a retarded cat is different.
Did I say cats don't recognize humans? Bitch shut the fuck up. If other domesticated animals act one way and cats act like cats, huh. Shocking.
>>320925465
> Being a cat cuck this hard
Cats do not get attached to their owners. You knkw how we measure behaviour? Based on how they behave with each other and how they behave with us. With each other, if they know each other, they'll be comfortable with the cat touching them and playing. Or instant hatred.
With humans, they feel superior to you. They lie on you, because you're warm, and they like heat.
>>320925964
>>320925939
Did you even read it?
> This vocalisation might simply be a sign of frustration or learned response, since no other signs of attachment were reliably seen
> In strange situations, attached individuals seek to stay close to their carer, show signs of distress when they are separated and demonstrate pleasure when their attachment figure returns, but these trends weren’t apparent during our research
> It seems that what we interpret as separation anxiety might actually be signs of frustration
Theyre autonomous creatures who stick around cause free food and shelter.
They're deadbeat dads or trailer trash or that "friend" that won't get off your couch cause he's too comfy.
Their fucking meow is fine tuned to be at the same frequency as a human baby, cause they know we biologically primed to respond to that. They don't meow with each other. They even bark.
>>320920271
>browse the chans for years nothing faze me anymore
GOD DAMIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
RAGE
>>320926615
Nigger, please just read the study.
Please.
>>320925718
But cats are more masculine than dogs. Dogs are whiny assholes. Cats are like Clint Eastwood.
>>320926697
I posted quotes for you. From the study. And you ignore them. Why ask for studies when you post none counter, and cling to faith?
Have you actually written a paper? To say that alternative methods should be developed or further study is needed is in every paper. Because science is never final. It's an ongoing exploration.
And writing that is a jumping off point for other studies to start from. You're saying that because the people who wrote this study did not say we are gods and know what this animal thinks about, nothing they found in the study is applicable.
Please don't be deluded into thinking animal study is ever 100%. Every study on chimps and bonobos says the same thing. It's what you say when something doesn't match your hypothesis. Or you're hoping another way of looking at it can come about.
But until then, shut the fuck up you piece of barfed up shit stained cat cuck.
>>320926615
U mad. On a Mongolian basket weaver forum. People like cats. Chillout. Cats care about their owners. Accept it.
>>320920271
>see first post and >>320926020 while browsing
>want to talk about controllers
>enter thread
>all about cats and dogs
>>320927002
Listen, junior.
I know that you think that you're hot shit. But if your mother (I assume single mom) had bothered to teach you to read, you would have noticed what that paper actually said, and bothered to look at the data.
In the meantime, feel free to fuck off, you pseudo-intellectual redneck.
>>320927102
>Listen, junior.
Hey, kid
>>320927015
People like cats. Im fine with that. I'll even accept that some cats maybe like their own-
Hoky fuck. I just realized why cats were praised and worshipped by ancient egyptians. Because of cat people. It's the same level of deluding yourself into faith and knowing that he loves you and cares for you even though he does nothing for you and demands your attention and arbitrary times and my god this is religion.
And so I respect your religious belief. But cats do not love their owners. It's reality.
To be honest, I wasn't even mad anymore after that last one. I got sad for you. Refusing to read facts about something as arbitrary as this? No wonder global warming deniers exist. No wonder gamergate ever became an issue.
>>320924662
Wow imagine routign some CAT5 cables with that
har har
>>320927341
>>320927062
Im happy to get off this cat bullshit man. What's up, talk controllers
>>320921054
You can tell the dog isn't used to it either from his reaction, seems like a pretty good owner who is friendly with his dog
Which is why the dog is following him in the first place. If a dog likes you he's going whereever you're going for no reason
>>320927253
>>320927002
It's been a really long time since I've seen somebody stretch the sentence "You're stupid" this long
>>320921986
>>320920271
holy fuck why are they pinching it like that
also yellow controller was best controller
>ywn ask your mom to stop at blockbuster after finishing grocery shopping to pick up pokemon snap again
>>320927714
Why haven't you looked in your pants this whole time anon?
>>320927762
I used to get Snowboard Kids 2 from Blockbuster with a friend and play that shit all night
And the only allowed retarded-looking grip is the claw grip
>>320927746
what a total bro
>>320921971
Going FTM, apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SE7kbQeDU
>>320927762
they're probably playing smash
plenty of smashers use the claw grip on the stick
>>320927746
Damn, that cat straight body checked it.
>>320928213
I reallllly doubt that, if I'm not mistaken smash 64 requires u to do the bubble shield or whatever with Z
>>320925475
Jamal said to himself, as he watched a white man dominate mother naturere, like God intended. He couldn't understand how whites showed no fear when it came to animals. Yet Jamal couldn't walk past Mr. Johnson's without the nappy, pube hair on the back of his neck pricking up from the mere sight of their Dog. "Fuckin' crazy ass white ass honkies" Jamal stutters to himself as the white man Johnson shows affection to such a wild beast.
>>320920271
Those bitches aren't real gamers. They're the type of cry sexism in games just for attention. And websites like shitaku will put them on the front page and say gamers were harassing them.
>>320924934
I've seen this posted quite a bit. Anyone know what's actually wrong with it?
>>320920271
>>320928780
so many spiders
what do they even eat there
imagine how many insects needed to feed that army
>>320920271
>here bro, here's your controller
>>320928937
they eateach other
>>320921703
The thing where he grabs the head and hits the legs into the guys gut?
That's how they kill dogs. They grab them and use their legs to gut them. I assume the one in the webm is declawed or something cause that shit opens up a belly easily.
>>320925475
You reminded me of the african village with a monkey prostitute. No wonder niggers have so much aids, they get it straight from the original bearers of the virus.
>>320929119
Spiders are notorious cannibals.
>>320929267
cats do that when they get too hot. that car mustn't have air con
>board is vidya
>thread is amnimals
Why not both?
>>320927746
Dumb kid was trespassing. Dumb kid's parents let their dumb kid trespass.
No fault in the dog, just doing its job. No fault in the cat either, because it corrected the situation.
>>320927746
Jesus Christ, people who let their animals roam around like that need to be fucking shot.
Thankfully the dog was put down afterwards.
>>320929463
>trespassing
>dog comes from the next house over
>what looks like the kid's mother and his cat run out of the house nearest to him
alright.
>>320929394
now take that vidya off and give it 101 belly rubs
>>320921986
are you kidding me cats do that shit all the time to people who are sad or upset
>>320929050
that stick doesn't look like it will rip your skin off though
>>320929670
Sorry, its not my cat.I would if I could though
>>320921491
can't watch webms at work. what happens here?
>>320930005
autist smacking them-self with dog trying to get them to stop. Finally collapses on the ground and hug puppy.
>>320928780
That webm reminded me of this.
The preferred way
>>320920717
chuckle/10
>>320925147
my cats cry 24/7 when my stepdad leaves the apartment
>>320928780
Only starter fluid spray and a lighter can fix this mess.
>>320931681
technically this isn't possible though as humans only have 2 hands and not 3.
>>320928780
that would be a haven, as those spiders are harmless and they'd keep away pesky insects that transmit disease like cockroaches and flys.
>>320924008
>My pets wont listen to me
> CANT OWN THEEEM
na your just shit with pets
>>320932774
i wonder who's behind this post
>>320922317
jesus christ my sides
