>"men" who only play single player games, because they're not good at competitive games
>Watches girly chinese cartoons
>>320910169
>play hidden object games
>read yaoi
You wanna fight about it.
>"men" who play video games
>>320910169
>"men" who only feel badass in video games because they have no real talents
You eventually realize you're playing against children the vast majority of the time. Gets old real fast.
>Women who play games as a study claims.
>>320910169
Haha okay buddy. What children's cartoon is that?
What if I'm shit at competitive vidya but still play it anyways?
>Humans entertaining themselves
>>320910169
>I like being screamed at and dominated by 9-15 year olds who have infinite amounts of time to dump into a single title
Nope, Fallout 2 playthrough it is
>>320911846
>he "works" for a living
>>320911983
>can't git gud
>>320910280
>"women" or bitch(male) who judge men on what games they play
>>320911983
>he can't git gud
>can't enjoy a single player narrative
When's the last time you picked up a book that didn't have pictures?
When's the last time you were able to entertain yourself while alone?
>>320912582
>He lives
>he only plays multiplayer games
>>320910169
Some people enjoy playing competitive games and some don't. A video game is merely a tool for enjoyment and if you don't derive any enjoyment from an activity it becomes a chore. Rather than forcing yourself to become adept at something you dislike it's better to spend you very limited free time on this earth doing something that releases causes you joy.We only have so much time on this earth and every second you spend not enjoying yourself is one more second of your life you'll never get back
>>320913067
>When's the last time you picked up a book that didn't have pictures?
Why would I ever do that?
>>320910169
I don't like playing with others.
>>320910169
It's not about being good, I just don't really enjoy it anymore. It just gets too repetitive.
>>320913078
>He________________
>playing Titanfall last night
>random group of 5 picks me up
>pic related every single game
>handicap ourselves in the weirdest ways possible hoping it gives the enemy team at least a small chance (no Titans, only use the shittiest pistol, only use anti-Titan weapons even on pilots, melee only)
>it doesn't work, we always win by a factor of at least two
>laugh and have fun the whole time
I pity the single player-only fags who cannot know such joy
>>320910169
I grew out of multiplayer games a while ago.
Playing the same game over and over agian gets old
>"men" who think ketchup and bbq sauce are good condiments
>>320913945
It's not the same game over and over, it's different every time
>Not being good enough to hold your own in competitive games
>Watching chink cartoons yet judging people who prefer to play single player games
as if multiplayer takes anything more than a simple grasp of the game.
>>320913516
>He
>Implying
>>320914197
Multiplayer games all boil down to the same thing
At least the ones which are alive nowadays
>>320914289
So does everything, at least with multiplayer you can enjoy seeing slightly different styles of gameplay each time.
Also...
CS:GO is an alright game at it's best, unfortunately the community has gotten worse as it got more popular, as most things do.
>>320914249
>Implying he has style.
>>320910169
>Not playing challenging SP and MP games
>Not striving to be the best you can be even if you're shit
>>320914289
Play fighting games or Quake anon. But overall yeah MP games are fucking meta dominated as all hell nowadays.
>>320910169
>"men" who think online multiplayer games are actually worth bragging about
>doesn't play an actual contact sport like a real fucking man
Wew lad
>>320914096
>go to a restaurant with a few friends
>one of them orders a pretty good steak and chips
>watch them fucking slather the steak in tomato sauce
Literal scum
>>320910169
>play competitive games
>everyone has fucked your mom, says you´re a faggot, reports you for playing anything else than meta and feeds while shitposting
>really fucking gay mlp sprays if it´s in a valve game and 12 year olds + russians micspamming
i play singleplayers coz everybodys getting mad in this toxic shit and im not getting money for being trolled so its not progaming
besides asians wreck any western pros every day of the year
Good thing I'm not a man :3
>>320915221
Good try, but you should know no one pays a skeleton
>>320915221
>Not playing fighting games
>Everyone is usually chill offline even the ngrs
>When there is banter its really creative and funny as fuck and usually results in people laughing all around
>The most competitive situations are offline locals/majors so everyone who is a beta faggot doing what you said is usually quiet and just comes to play the game.
Competitive online games were a mistake in the first place. But then again plenty of Lan tournament videos have shown fps whites ape out harder then any black man could hope to.
>>320910169
>"men"
>>320910169
>>320915442
>my shitty community is totally better than your shitty community and has no flaws
Competitive games are nice and all, but they rarely offer what I look for in a game. I'm not interested in pubstomping the enemy team or going on an MLG killstreak or whatever. I'm just a guy who likes to explore new places/things.
>>320910169
>competitive video games
Let me guess, you also watch streamers and think esports are a real sport
I know its a troll but can you imagine theres faggots browsing this board right now who are pasty, lanky white kids who would cry if they ever got punched in the face talking mad shit like anyone cares about video games? It's insane.
..................................
>>320915069
Lol I beg you did BTEC PE you fucking regect
>>320919731
how can people say esports is actual sports
like, i don't get it
>"no mom, i'm not playing video games, this is SPORTS"
>>320910169
>Competitive games
>Australian internet
>>320910169
>boot up desired multiplayer game of choice
>get completely dominated by players who've been playing the game for hundreds of hours, if not thousands, with no chance to improve
OR
>do great, but get screamed and meme'd at by children, retards, and retarded children, so it barely even matters
OR
>play against either brain-dead or artificially difficult bots that have little to no correlation to actual gameplay with humans, and don't improve your skills whatsoever
OR
>attempt to play, but develop cancer because of all of the furry, brony, fnaf, and other general faggotry, even though the server isn't listed as one of the containment ones
All while playing the same ten minutes of game. There's no middleground. You're either bored to tears because everyone is a glorified vegetable, or furious because you keep getting killed and make no progress despite everything you do. Yeah, I think I'll stick to singleplayer.
>>320924978
>Having trash internet in Straya
>kek
>>320928515
fear of failure
>>320911087
i only opened this thread for this response
/v/ always delivers
>>320913287
Now I feel inspired to quit my day job. Th-thanks anon!
>>320928618
Not really. I don't havefunin any circumstance, so there's not point in playing.
>>320910169
I'm so good at every competitive game I stop playing after a while because why bother anymore if I blast the fuck out of everyone. It's also why I stopped playing fighting games because I will not be arsed to search for people on my level for 2h just for one match.
Being an europleb is suffering.
>>320929697
watch out guys we got a gregor coming through
Another successful Ruggarell thread, I guess.
>>320910169
>Start multiplayer game
>Log into game
>Join match
>Trolls everywhere
>Le epic memes everywhere
>Most of people can't play properly
>Try to give cluseless people hints
>"lol it's just a game.png"
>Teenager german, czech or brit gets himself killed
>They start screaming about cheaters
>Everyone bitches about poles or russians destroying game
>Neither of them are in current match
>Somehow managed to win the round for team
>Everyone bitches about me being a polish cheater
>Get reported for cheating
>Match ends
>Uninstall.exe
>Start HoM&M 3 Wog + HD patch
>Bask myself into idiot-free single player
>>320910169
>tweens who play "competitive" gaymes because they need to feel elitist about making >le 360 noscopes
man i remember being 14
>>320912696
>>320913014
not all of us are unemployed shitstains
nor are team games fun without friends
which you probably dont have
>>320910169
>shitposting with shitty anime pic
>>320910169
>one of my closest friends is this guy
Feels really fucking bad man.
>>320910169
>"men" who watch weeb shit and hearthstone streams
>there are people on /v/ right now that have never played arena shooters in their life
>these are the people who claim Casual-Strike to be the pinnacle of "competitive" FPS
>>320910169
>he takes his video games (AKA toys for kids) seriously and pretends they are a sport
![obama___wtf_face_by_ele_bros-d78j50s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eJB88V2.jpg "obama___wtf_face_by_ele_bros-d78j50s[1].jpg")
>Ask friend if he wants to que ranked
>No ty. I only play the game for fun.
>>320934368
>tfw your first shooter was quake 3
>tfw your first cs was 1.6 and now valve butchered countershit
>>320910169
I wonder. What if I can't "get gud." If I do, then isn't there always a bigger fish? What if the majority of the "competitive community" is toxic? New lasting memories, from fresh new non-competitive games. Versus, "I'm better than you" toxic, souless garbage.
Become an Adult today. I beg all of you.
