Let's get one of these threads going. I'll start off with my top 3 games just so there's a few things to guess at.
>Game 1
>You squish a robot spider that tried to destroy humanity
>Game 2
>You kill the empty husk of the demigod who saved humanity
>Game 3
>You shoot some bulky zombie warrior that was resurrected by Nazis... Both of which wanted to destroy a fair amount of humanity
You kill everyone at your own funeral.
>>320896070
hitman BM
It's unfinished.
>>320896123
Yep. Greatest game ever.
You fight God
you're apart of a computer program and you free yourself but your friends are vegetables.
>>320895149
You play as Strelok, sent with a mission to kill yourself, and the Monolith wasn't real.
You're a cat.
>you crash someone's party and blow up a tall building
>you kill yourself three times and stop a maniac from fucking everything up
It was a dream you had while sleeping on a park.
>>320895149
>>>Game 2
>>You kill the empty husk of the demigod who saved humanity
FFX?
Here's a few:
>You murder your friends and die in a suicide pact with the guy you were supposed to kill
>You change history, saving the world, but instead of fixing the future it just creates a new one, leaving the old one still fucked, so you and your waifu go back there to fix that one too
>You get tied to a chair and raped
>The bad guy was actually trying to help you and the entire game was caused by you wrongly assuming that he meant you harm
>You fight a U.S. senator piloting a giant robot in space
>You stop the bad guy and save the day, then return home where you and two of the longest surviving characters in the series are all unceremoniously killed
>Your friend gets raped and impregnated off-screen by a giant monster, then you kill a different giant monster, then you get betrayed and kill the first giant monster and then the pregnant girl explodes into black mist and the two surviving characters just kinda shrug their shoulders about the whole thing
>>320897240
third is katawa shoujo, right?
The final boss is implied to be controlled by one of the main characters.
>Game1
>you kill the evil computer
>Game2
>you kill the evil alien machine
>Game3
>you kill the evil computer
>>320897468
Well technically yes but not what I had in mind
>>320896882
Nope
>>320896664
That cat game where you knock shit over in a house/summer camp/grocery store?
>>320897240
Game 2: Waifu Emblem?
Game 5: Sounds like RULES OF NATURE but that final boss wasn't in space.
>>320897549
Wrong on both
>>320896664Ghost Trick
>>320897549
>That cat game where you knock shit over in a house/summer camp/grocery store?
No, it's a (very good) DS game.
solider finds out he has medical experience.
>>320897638Correct.
>>320897714
Metal Gear Solid V: The Unfinished Game
>>320896779Mercenaries 2?
>>320895149
Jesus was your co-pilot
>>320895149
>You kill yourself in heaven
>You kill the dream man
>You parry an old man to death
>Your companion lied to you the whole game
>You become god and make a timeline with no god
>You were related to the big bad all along
>>320897240
>>You fight a U.S. senator piloting a giant robot in space
RICHAAAAAAAARD!
>>320895149
>curious creatures summon enormous curious creature to push baddie off roof
>baddie survives fall only to have head removed
>baddie gets robot boy only to be locked into a life of slavery
>You travel back in time to kill your own gf so you can fight the big bad guy in the future with no restraints.
>>320897897
yes
>>320898030
I don't know what you're referencing so I guess that's wrong
>>320895149
It happened.
>>320898110
Fine, Metal Wolf Chaos
>Game 3Wolfenstein
>Game
You blow up a big tower and stop the bad guys
>Game 2
The bad guys are still alive and you shoot a big dude but then you're shot by your own teammate
>Game 3
You play as said teammate and stop the bad guys for real this time
>>320898190
Still wrong
Soviet Russia was being led by Martians.
>GAME 3
The sea serpent is a red herring. There's literally bigger fish to fry.
>GAME 4
Every day. Every fucking day when I arrive in a new town this fucking black dragon looks at me with this shit eating grin on his face.
>>320897240
>You murder your friends and die in a suicide pact with the guy you were supposed to kill
Shittiest game in the series: malaria adventures
>You get tied to a chair and raped
Outlive: fifetooter
>You change history, saving the world, but instead of fixing the future it just creates a new one, leaving the old one still fucked, so you and your waifu go back there to fix that one too
Shittiest game in the series: don´t make ken levine cry
>>320895149
It wasn't actually you that whole time.
But at the same time, it was.
>>320897930
Kingdom under fire: circle of doom?
You doom humanity, you and the villain have the exact same motive
>>320898246
resistance
>>320898359
None of them are KuF
I know game 2 is Dark souls. Is game 3 Wolfenstein where you kill Uber Hitler or whatever?
>Game 1
>Stop an alien invasion on your ship
>Game 2
>Stop an alien invasion on a random planet
>Game 3
>Run around space and time confused as shit
The final boss in an unnamed demon that has absolutely no relevance to the rest of the game whatsoever.
>>320898196Correct, I figured 1 and 3 would be the easiest. RtCW is fucking great.
>Game 1
Furries fight the only human using giant robots, immortality, and the power of friendship.
>Game 2
You ruin everything and forever doom all of mankind to extinction for your daughter.
>Game 3
You help a bunch of bunny people out by killing a scientist.
>>320898327
MH3U and 4U?
>>320895149
Easy mode: You punch demons
>Defeat the villain and retrieve the McGuffin that can awaken the ancient evil
>Go to the place where we can destroy it
>Looks kinda dangerous, give the McGuffin to Party Member B so he can go do it
>Suddenly a gust of wind
>Party Member has the ancient evil's logo on his clothes
>It was there the entire time
>You couldn't see it because it was covered by his beard
>He activates the McGuffin and the ancient evil returns
>The end
>>320898353
Soma
>>320897240
I want to know the name of all of these after everyone is done guessing because some of them sound fun.
>your leader is a fascist, your master is an idiot, your guide is a traitor
>the snake has multiple heads, nothing you do matters and every action you take makes things worse
>the preacher is the devil
>>320895149
You unwillingly kill the person you spent most of the game trying to rescue in what is perhaps the worst ending ever.
>>320898335
First one is right. In Outlast it's a castration not a rape and a table not a chair. And in BioShock the multiverse was already there, in this game you're just causing one timeline split.
>>320897240
Game 4 isNier, isn't it?
>>320897240
>You get tied to a chair and raped
Project Origin
>>320895149
Mother, dork souls, idk
>>320898452
Double correct, the final boss to RtCW is some old Germanic warrior that the Nazi spook-squad resurrect to win the war. You do fight super mecha soldiers, though.
>>320898465
Demon's Souls.
>>320898523
Is it Doom?Because one of my games was Doom
Here's another one:
>You fuck a dragon loli, kill the dragon loli, resurrect the dragon loli, and then she leaves you for good
>>320898523
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series?
>>320898854
Bingo
>>320898505
Solatorobo
Lisa I guess
Cave Story
>You hit the block
>>320898870
>Demon's Souls
What? No. That doesn't even fit what I said.
Think along the lines of something more weeb.
>>320898505
Game 1
Undertale
Game 2
The last of us
Game 3
Cave story
>>320899051
Yes
No
Yes
I'm impressed. Come on anon, you can guess the middle game surely.
>>320898505
>>320899051
nah, that second one is that cinematic game with ellen page as the daughter
>Main character is stuck in a time loop
>Forced to experience traumatic events over and over again
>Remains unaware of the loop until the final minutes of it, at the confrontation with the villain, when all the memories of all previous loops come back to him
>Keeps getting killed at the final battle, but uses his memories of the previous attempts to eventually win and stop the bad guy
>But the loop starts over again anyway
>He continues going through the loop thousands of times until he completely stops giving a shit and is just going through the motions
>20 years after the end of the loop the entire universe is fucked because the bad guy didn't win
>He sets out to pull the hero out of the loop and tell him to let him win next time
>Hero doesn't care but agrees to do it
>Goes through the loop again, lets the bad guy win
>20 years later the universe is fucked because the bad guy won
>He sets out to pull the hero out of the loop and tell him not to let him win next time
>In an attempt to prevent your subjects from fleeing from your rule you end up becoming the leader of hell.
>>320898505
>You ruin everything and forever doom all of mankind to extinction for your daughter.
NierExcept Kaine can make babies with herself
>>320899160
>UndertaleNo
>>320899278YesIs that actually canon that she can do that or are you just having fun with her status as a hermaphrodite?
>>320899084
>final boss in an unnamed demon
>unnamed
Oh, fuck, that's where I fucked up. I originally read "unarmed", so I thought of the true King Allant in his demonic blob form, and I figured you were exaggerating his relevancy because he's unseen until the very end of the game, making his actual character-arch/lore a bit less important to the overall story,even though he's actually pretty important to the entire story.
>Game 1
Your best buddy betrays you and is the villain.
>Game 2
Your closest homies betray you and are the villains.
>Game 3
The villain betrays everyone but you and becomes one of your best friends.
>>320899207
Nier?
>>320899401According to Grimoire Nier both her male and female parts are fully functional, and the male parts are, genetically speaking, someone else's. So she could.
>>320895149
>your pet is your daddy's killer's arm
>You defeat the final boss who keeps giving in pistons, free the animals, and jump in the air for a sweet freeze frame
>>320899545
>The first guy to die was the real killer
>All of the supernatural shit that was going on was all faked by him for effect
>He gets found out because the dummy of himself that he "killed" was the only body he got rid of
>And also because one of the people in your group met the actual monster the killer was posing as and knew it wasn't the real deal
No one will get this
>>320899604
Fully functional maybe, but hermaphrodites are sterile.
>>320899235
What game is this and why is it so cruel?
>>320898870
Nice nice. I know there is an older Wolfenstein where the boss is Mecha Hitler. He is a robot with machine gun arms and rocket launchers on his chest, kek. Sums up the late 80s/90s DOS game scene pretty well.
>>320899697
Sounded like Until Dawn except for that bit at the end.
>>320899770She's not exactly a hermaphrodite in the typical sense, though. Her penis is literally someone else's accidentally attached to her.
A nigger stops you from taking a shit
>>320899874
Fuckhead Simulator 2007
>>320899697
Sounds like Until Dawn.
>>320899776
W3D has classic Mecha-Hitler with quad-chain guns, but I don't know about 09 Wolfenstein. TNO has no Hitler, from what I've heard. Wolfenstein truly is a great example of 80s/90s C-C-C-CRAAAZY games
>>320899235
sounds like soul sacrifice but not really
You defeat a giant space ball of darkness and lose your best friend and then spending your time crying.
The person you were trying to save already saved themselves and planned out how to kill the villain.
You fucked it all up.
You defeat the wizard then he squishes himself and you do a series of backflips after getting some sippy cups.
big man get fool in be no real big man
In your efforts to fix everything, you instead destroy an entire Kingdom.
In the expansion, you only make things worse.
>>320899871
only in japan.
>game 1
tame a god, unite a kingdom
>game 2
another god goes batshit thanks to some dumb nigga; an orphan, who is heir to the throne, saves the day
The bad guy loses.
>>320896779
Devil May Cry 3?
>you defeat the final boss, who is some kind of creature collecting and preserving seeds and shit because the world is ending, and save your sister
>then you go do stuff with someone
>The prologue took place in the same building as the one in the rest of the game. You and the only other survivor escape the police station you were being interrogated in while mercenaries storm it
>you thought the final boss would be your brother
>you go to the moon
>you beat the final boss
Your mentor and savior betrays you at the last second and then disappears.
The sequels all suck shit.
>game 1
You decide to redeem the villain rather than killing them after learning their tragic backstory.
>game 2
The place you live is fucked, you stop several shitty stupid attempts at saving it, and then save it properly yourselves.
>game 3
You get shot out of a giant gun into the center of the earth to save the world with a macguffin given to a character from game 2 by the villain of game 1
You control the corpse of the main villain.
>you punch the shit out of anyone and anything because you're SO MAD until you eventually kill god
>>320900589Killer is Dead?
the main character dies
>>320899945
Bravo
>>320900360Atelier Ayesha
>>320900690
SMT Nocturne?
>you kill your dad and then take over the world and probably have lots of sex with your intel guy
>also you're fired from your job
>also nobody played this game but everyone knows the main character
>>320900690
asuras wrath
>>320900589
Final Fantasy 4?
>>320900690
Asura's Wrath
>You crash a space station into the planet, the ocean turns into lava
>Robots can get pregnant, America was evil all along
>The ancient evil just wanted to be left alone. It asks you to destroy the evidence of its existence so it can go back to sleep, but instead you send out its exact locations and instructions to kill it
>You were a cripple writing a book all along
>>320900740
Yes.
>>320900746
Nope. Think something that came out a gen later.
>>320899514
Game 1 and 2 sounds like Drakengard 1 and 2.
>>320896310
Dragon Quest 7
You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
>>320900875
Last one isCry of Fear
>>320900781
WHAT IS BLOODRAYNE 2, ALEX?
>>320900838
>>320900872
Got it.
you go inside a giant tree monster to fight the true final boss
he tells you not to do it but you do it anyways
>>320895149
It's all a cycle and you are God.
>>320900961
Yup.
You were the guy all along but that's ok. There were worse things out there.
The main character's Dad in this sequel is the main character from the first game.
>>320900881
Fuck. I don't know many games that you kill God in. I wanna say some later SMT game now.
Dragon Quest 7?
>>320901086
Black Ops II
You kill and become God and then kill yourself because being God is boring as fuck.
Then when you play the game again it turns out your first character was God and you kill him.
>you were the mastermind the whole time
>also somehow you didn't realize you have robot arms and a metal eyepatch
You shoot down your best friend who is trying to nuke the world
>>320900962
You're a cool guy, and yes.
>>320901239
Dragon's Dogma
>>320901239
Dragon's Dogma
>>320901073
STALKER?
The bad guy is actually an alien.Fuck you EA
>>320899697
It Was Just a Prank Bro: the game
>>320901152
Nope. It's a game that's about 10 years older than BO2.
>you fight the final bosses inside a cramped boat
>Jeff Goldblum tells you to stop being a loser and go outside
>>320901047
Indigo Prophecy?
>everyone was a robot
>gas leak made everyone high
>there was a underground city
>it was a giant manatee fighting a giant robot
>no miracles, just very good illusions
>ancient aliens are real
>there was a chemical in the water supply that made everyone highly susceptible to suggestions
>>320895149
Cabbage guy did it.
You kill a skeleton expect you are not the real you.
You can either choose to kill a main character of your choice, or no one.
There's literally no reason to kill anyone except that the game tells you you should.
The asshole is actually very asshole and you get an harem of seven girls
3 buttons
>>320899808
>>320899974
>>320901407
It's not Until Dawn
Hint: It's part of an LP-bait series
>>320901243Virtue's Last Reward
>>320899635
Nobody knows Sonic 1?
You, that mysterious weirdo you fought near the start of the game, and the main villains are, in some sense, all aliens from outer space.
A dude kills a guy with parasites and gets lost in space after activating a giant bug killer
You and your wife die in the enemy fortress, and the villains resurrect in 100 years anyway.
>Game 1
You kill a pirate copy
>Game 2
You kill a traitor
>Game 3
You kill yourself
>Game 4
You kill a space station
>>320901602
I don't watch LPs so I have no idea.
>>320901603
Yup.
>You beat the final boss by walking away from him
>Then you fuck the girl who you saved a bunch.
>the bad guy wanted to kill everyone because of racism
>the bad guy did what he did because he wanted to die in a blaze of glory
>the bad guy is a little boy who wanted to believe in heroes again
>>320899697
It reminds of Danganronpa but it's probably wrong.
Let's try this
> Your dead girlfriend won't fuck off
> Your daughter needs medicine and a big nigga kidnaps her at the end
> A bomb goes off and it's sort of unclear whether you survive or not
> Your father hasn't returned from a dungeon, so you go search for him
> You escort a girl you want to fuck to an island while a girl in your head makes catty remarks about her
>>320901676Lufia 2
>>320901586
Undertale...?
>>320901782
Wrong
>>320901786
>Your daughter needs medicine and a big nigga kidnaps her at the end
That's Dead Rising 2
>>320901593
Car Theft Simulator 2013
>>320901586
MGS V?
You unintentionally kill your cyborg brother who was under mind control of a mortal obese kid who's a time traveler. This also after your friends, a handicapped theif, a girl with psi abilities, and a dog, defeated him which caused him to retreat into a capsule that no one leave once entered. After this basically god wakes up and destroys the world but its ok because a new world is made and everyone is fine. (except those who died)
A sad kid kills his father to become edgy
It turns out you are the black guy.
>>320901886
Yep
>>320901909
Easy. Mother 3.
You also could have worded it better.
cake
>>320898757
I'll elaborate on this.
>Game 1
You defeat the boss, who calms the fuck down and does her damn job. The person you wanted to save decides fuck you he doesn't want saved.
>Game 2
See >>320898757
>Game 3
You send the final boss and her husbandu on a boat. The person you were looking for heals you and tells you to move on with your life.
>>320896451
dangan ronpa 2?
>>320899235
Sounds like Siren Blood Curse
>>320901909
Mother 3.
You added waaay too much context there, pal. Maybe tone it down next time?
>>320902090
Nope
>>320901786
Dead Space 1 and 2
Dead Rising 2
?
?
Dark Messiah: Of Boots and Kicking
The basement is not childproofed
>>320901786
Dead Space
Dead Rising 2
VtM Bloodlines
No idea
No idea
>>320902132
Yep.
>>320902180
Yes
Yes
No
>>320901769
>>the bad guy is a little boy who wanted to believe in heroes again
ZHP
Your dad did love you, you just thought he hated you.
Bad guy all along was one of your first idols.
You play sudoku upside down.
>>320901786
Haven't played it but Hotline Miami 2 for the third one?
The guy you thought was cool turned out to be a demon that wants your eyeballs
>you and your rival team up to kill a giant lizard in space with a ship up it's ass before it destroys earth
>you proclaim you will finish what the enemy started
>you don't get to actually finish what the enemy started
You are you, but not really
>>320902270
That's one down. Good job, anon.
>>320902285
Disgaea 3.
>>320902341
Sonic Adventure 2
You get trapped in outer space with a pair of MILFs and there is never going to be a sequel.
>>320895149
I'm a machine, you're a machine, everybody that you know yes they are machines.
>>320895149
You spend the entire fucking game trying to kill yourself.
>>320902295999
>>320898465
Geist?
I'm the only one who remembers that game huh?
fucking loved it
>>320902387
First one is Path of Radiance? I dunmo
Huh... Interesting, reading this thread made me realize it's been a while since I've played any proper story single player game, with the only exception being Fallout 4
>>320902308
No. The 'sort of unclear' part might just be me being stupid, though.
>>320902447
Megaman Legends 2
NEVER
EVER
>>320902489
Bioshock Infinite
The game really fucking shows the game before it was wrong in kicking the EDF out.
>you an hero and then turn into a phoenix or something I dunno
>>320902518
Nope.
Hint: Evil Church.
>>320902486
XCX
>>320902486
SOMA?
>>320902486
Xenoblade X
>>320902341
Sanic adventure 2 too easy
>>320902574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0HVNgX8L14
In soviet Russia, ball plays with dog. Praise the sun.
>you get your ass kicked by a flower over and over again
The villian's identity is obvious to the player due to simple process of elimination among the major story characters. The true mastermind, on the other hand, is a surprise due to the fact that they show up in exactly one story scene before the big reveal.
You're actually the bad guy. The antagonists are trying to save the world and you've been misled to stop them.
>>320902768
Purse Owner 4
>>320897930
>You parry an old man to death
Dork Souls
>Your companion lied to you the whole gamePlanescape Torment?
>You were related to the big bad all along
Metal Gear?
>it turns out the bad guy was right about killing everyone being a good thing all along
>You and your clanmate combine your hairs together to punch a god into the sun
You travel back in time to the future to kill someone with a speech impediment who travels back in time more with you to set all the events of the game in motion before sending you back to the future to the present to the fuck I want to die please kill me I seek the longing embrace of death and then some nerd eats a hot dog the end.
>>320898453
Marathon?
>>320902790
obviously golden sun
>>320902874Bayonetta
>>320902874
Bayonetta
>Your twin brother dies of a heart attack and you walk off with the girl
>>320902878
Final Fantasy VIII
>>320902963
Metal Gear Solid
Obligatory:
>you are shot in the back and find out you're God
>>320898453
ded space?
One of the main characters realizes you're controlling him and breaks free, only to let you control him again because you're better at fighting than he is.
>>320903060
Xenoblade
>>320897930
>Your companion lied to you the whole game
Bomberman 64?
Round 2
> Your friend is rightfully sent to hell and you break her out
> Your entire squad dies and no one will ever remember you
> You are dropped into an infected city and chop the villain's arm off with a machete
> You kill the villain's daughter and everyone's surprised when he kills a 'friend' of yours
> You defeat the final boss right after a rape victim sacrifices herself for no reason in what has to be the most anticlimactic final boss fight I've ever experienced
> Your memories are false and you coming here is in no way a coincidence
>>320903115
Ar Nosurge?
>>320903174
Last one is BioShock
>>320903269
Yepper
>You and your dad have an heart to heart in a cemetery and he dies shortly after
>>320903174
Is 1 Bayo 2?
>>320903320
MGS4
>>320903174
I don't know what this is but it sounds rad as fuck. What is it?
>>320903320
MGS4?
>>320903340
Yepper
>>320902387
>Disgaea 3
Nope!
>>320903174
Third one sounds like Dying Light.
>You find out that mom isn't a traitor after killing her
>>320903174
>>320903379
Whoops, I meant to say the third one. What's the third one?
>>320903174
Fourth one Borderlands 2?
>>320903379
They're all different games, anon. This doesn't all happen in one game.
>>320903215
Correct!
Youre framed for your friends murder and wind up avenging your dead family
>>320896310
Asura's Wrath
>>320903480
Yepper
>>320903529
Dying Light. The final boss is a QTE, so it's not as cool as it sounds.
Han SoloRAPED and KILLED a girl in 1980
>>320903554
It'd be sick as fuck if it did though, wouldn't it?
>>320903646
Oh, I actually DID play Dying Light. Guess that just goes to show how forgettable the ending was. Bummer.
