Tell me about that time an Asian beat you in a video game.
He's telling a sad story, cucklords.
>>320869482
She looks like she's wearing a buttplug and has a bullet vibrator up her snatch.
>>320869382
Raw savage animal attraction
Nice
Women are 100% instinct. Always keep that in mind.
>>320870017
Dumb instinct Tbh
Nothing wrong with a little girl being instinctive.
Use it to your advantage, /v/. That guy is short as fuck, worked on his chest, arm, back and calf game and now the breeder instinct comes a running.
Every animal has instincts. All instincts can be exploited.
>>320869382
>>320870447
Why aren't women naturally attracted to other women? I mean look at them!
>>320870531
The ones with a few screws loose are.
>>320869382
hee sugoi des nee
>>320870393
That webm is all that dudes fault
>>320870531
Attraction is a mechanism that is supposed to ensure reproduction.
>>320870721
Yup.
>>320870393
Hey theres 7 of us in an unsecured boat, lets try get out 3 at a time.
>>320870531
They get jealous. sexual competition
>>320869382
i was playing Dead or Alive: Dimensions on the 3DS against random online people. The online experience was generally shit but it was my only game at the time. Tons of lag all the time.
Got matched with a single jap one time and it was the only match i'd ever played online that actually was 1:1 without lag. He beat me cause he was just good. Then thanks to how shitty the online portion of DoA:D is, after 1 match the players are kicked back out to the match search menu and I never got matched him again.
made me realize that most people who have wireless routers and own a 3DS either sit 50 feet away from the router or it's some 20 dollar piece of shit from walmart.
Also TeamNinja fucking sucks cocks and are terrible programmers. Fuck TeamNinja.
>>320869382
A Russian hacker once beat me in CoD 4
Normally I win every round
>>320870721
Women blaming the patriarchy again tsk
>>320869382
I remember the time in 2003 when I beat like 20 asians all playing Hwoarang in a Tekken 4 tournament and took first place as Paul Phoenix.
Ah, college.
anybody know what this dudes name is? I need to know. For science
>>320871731
Hello, reddit :)
his hot ass wife is standing right next to the qt reporter
he was telling an emotional story
>>320870017
This bothers me.
Men have evolved so much past stone age instincts. Enjoy all kinds of breasts, butts, heigths and fetishize all parts of the female body.
Meanwhile nearly all women have the same primitive lust after the same type of man.
>>320869382
I went to Japan when Persona 4 Arena Ultimax had just got put into arcade cabinets, and I 3-0'd some Jap dude using Yu and Mitsuru. Good times
>>320869482
So?
>>320869482
that doesn't change anything.
>>320869382
I have no friends so I only play online games with other people. Only faggots openly brag about their race online therefore if I lose to an Asian I probably won't know or wouldn't care.
Man I wish a cute girl like that would fall for me
>>320870447
he's telling a sad story, cucklords
>>320870393
>worked on his chest, arm, back and calf game
Nigger the only game he worked on to achieve this was the tren/test/mast/dbol/clen game.
>>320873460
>This bothers me.
Because yer stupid.
>>320873460
You've scammed by liberals to think men and women are the same, cuck.
>>320869482
Then why was she smiling just seconds before?
>>320870721
It sure is, but he funniest part is the woman who falls back in completely on her own.
I played Arcana Heart 3 against the best Kira player in the world and lost. I had to drive 8 hours to get to Philly to play against him, and I dropped some easy combos, so I'm a little unhappy about how I played, but I'm pretty sure I would have lost anyways.
I played a few Japanese players when the steam version released and beat most of them.
I hope Arcana Heart 4 comes out soon, or I can go to Japan to improve.
>>320869382
Yeah, he started DDoSing my computer with his botnet, resulting into me having some lag. That didn't help him as much as he thought it would as I was still destroying his chink ass so he rewed up the hacks, got himself admin on the server, kicked me and swiftly ended the round so he could declare a victory.
>>320869382
You could drown a small animal in that sluts panties
>>320875680
Do sluts really get wet if you tell them that your father has died?
>>320870447
MAXIMUM OVER KEK
>>320875783
Shes checking out his bod are you fucking serious
>>320873460
>Men have evolved so much past stone age instincts
WOAHHHH
WOAHHHHHHHH
When it comes to sexual urges and shit the human race is barely out of the fucking jungle, dont kid yourself
>>320875783
That makes them ovulate like nothing else.
>>320876537
Damn, I have to try that.
>>320870393
>girl toss herself back in the water
errytiem
>>320876657
>Using your own fathers death as a tool to get with some slut
Shameful.
>>320876418
Right? Some of the things people claim on here, trolling or not, take a true virgin mind to concoct.
>>320876896
Whatever, I still have the 2nd one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
For the record, he doesn't start talking about sad shit till later in the interview.
>>320869382
Got a reverse situation
>be probably 11 or so
>fucking around at Disney quest at Disney world
>giant fucking arcade
>playing marvel vs capcom, never played before
>rude Asian jumps on to play me without asking
>looks about 25
>button mash with megaman
>beat him 3 times in a row
>says "wow" every time I hit him
>actually see fucking tears in his eyes
>walk away and let him play on his own
>>320877437
That's her? Name please?
>>320877823
Stacey Oster-Thompson.She's not that great anyway
>>320870447
Good post, I like it
>>320877437
Why does it look like he is wearing a prosthetic flesh colored body armor?
An Asian kid beat me in the SF5 beat earlier today, but it's cool since I beat him in the rematch.
>>320878362
Body builders are subhuman.
>>320878404
*SF5 beta
>>320869382
Why the hell would she even be attracted to that guy? He looks he's made out of plastic. Fucking disgusting.
>>320878736
Jealous?
>>320870531
They see them as rivals.
>>320878736
Probably like how some males like obviously fake boobs, while most of them don't (I think?)
>>320869382
Pretty sure the context is that he's telling a sob-story at this moment so she's making a sad face.
>>320869382
When I played Mario Kart DS with my friends I used to be the best until the asian came along and used his dirty snaking tactics
fuck you Peter
>>320878736
That's because he's sweaty and just got done exercising you dingus. He obviously doesn't look like that all the time.
>>320870531
Personally, I think girls are more attractive than guys, physically. But I don't actually feel attracted to women in the same way I feel attracted to men.
Vidya games, though.
I've beaten more asians than asians have beaten me, but that goes for any ethnicity. I don't think skill is exclusive to asians. Those some Japanese Splatoon players feel like fucking hackers.
Yes I am S rank and yes I am mad I can't get to S+. Real. Fucking. Mad.
>>320870531
Because they aren't gay.
At best you can sucker them into thinking that lezbo sex is hot and will attract all of the guys, or heterosexual sex is somehow bad or wrong or boring and that lez sex is awesome.
Even then can only sucker the easily manipulated straight ones(basically all of them) into thinking they love the twat for so long before they slingshot back to full on het and become a bit of a cockslut.
Know the "DIE CIS SCUM DIE" chick, or whatever she claimed she was, with the bald head and black lipstick?
Bitch is a certified dime piece now, apparently a bit of a slut, and word of god says that she gives the kind of head that would make a man propose marriage.
>>320869382
I took this dumb game design course in a "college summer camp" thing for kids during the summer right before freshman year of high school. There were a ton of koreans in the class, and, coincidentally, the teacher had us install starcraft on the lab computers and play. Which was the first time I played starcraft. Or an RTS, for that matter, besides warcraft III custom maps
>alright so I think I know enough about this shit
>I'll play terran. Fuck alien scum
>ok so let's start with the barracks, make some marines
>maybe some of those AA missile guns
>well this ok 30 seconds so fa-OH SHIT WHERE DID ALL OF THOSE LITTLE ALIEN THINGS COME FROM
>FUCK. STOP. I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MARINES
>ded
>mfw
>>320876896
Women do the same thing.
Death conflict and a great tragedy a flicks a switch in people that screams "procreate now" and to be honest..the sex from that is usually amazing.
Men use the death of someone close as a way to find comfort in a woman and women use it as a way to be taken and be comforted by a man.
>ANY female AT ALL except roided out trannies liking a bodybuilder
>ANY female AT ALL liking a 166cm manlet
>>320870847
wow, bigot, homophobe, racist much?
>>320882712
this is what i was wondering, /fit/ always says women don't like manlets and yet that bitch is clearly wet
did 4chan lie to me again?
I feel like I'm missing something here
>>320875449
she realized it was a sad story, so she bites her lip and tries to change her expression fast
>>320883236
no
i am telling you right now that no fucking hot model as she is is getting wet by looking at a roidlet
>>320883632
He's taller than her.
>>320883632
but she did
>>320870447
her reaction when she realized gaben is a billionaire
>Playin Dark Souls.
>Tryin to get the ember in the fiery place with the worms. Don't remember the name.
>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY [moonspeak symbols]
>I really just want the damn ember.
>Steamroll through the demons with reckless abandon.
>He catches up to me.
>Not in the mood to fight, I roll and jump everywhere, and at some point open the chest and get back to dodging.
>I'm enjoying myself far more than I should.
>Right as I get the ember I am one shotted in the back.
>Message him "Still got my ember"
I think we know who really won that night.
>>320873460
>How to spot the cuck
Some stupid filipino kid moved into my country(almost no foreigners), here with his family and back then DotA 1 and CS 1.6 were the shit around here, we got together in groups of 20 after school to play it in game-zones, had matches between classes etc.
So he thinks he's the hottest shit, the best in the world, goes on about how in his country players are better etc etc, so everytime we played I would basically focus on killing him, and only that. I would die like an absolute idiot, but I would at least kill him, which made him really mad, and he started saying shit like he was from some Yu-Gi-Oh anime type shit like 'You can not defeat me, I am simply better than you! HAHAHA. If you could you would've already done it' stuff like that, and ever since I beat him several times he never was quite the same for the next 5-6 years.
>>320883632
>roidlet
Jealous, fat, no-gf faggot detected. Kill yourself.
>>320873460
Not exactly though. Some women prefer bearded men, some prefer clean shaven.
Some women prefer slim men, some prefer brawny men.
But no woman likes fat neckbeards.
>>320869382
The funny thing is that his wife is right next to him.
>>320884680
upset manlet detected :^)
>>320869482
Nope, she bites her lip before she mentions his mother. She also looks deflated when he mentions his wife and she's almost breathless speaking to him.
She's not sad, she wants to jump his bones.
>>320873460
mang I get that most women are bitches but that is fucking retarded.
