In 60 seconds is your time
To describe the last game you played in a rhyme
>>320864654
Best Fiends is a game I play on my phone
It's for casuals, I'm a plebeian drone
I can't help the fact that it's addictingly fun
I'll probably be glad when all levels are done
I don't like that it's trying to get me to use Facebook and Twitter
The wi-fi is off, or else with ads it is littered
You can buy DLC, which is pretty scummy
I haven't spent a cent, 'cause I ain't no dummy
>>320864654
RAA REE RAAH REEEEE
everyone calls it a successful hit
i think it's a giant pile of shit
playing this game is masochism
those dedicated must have autism
Star Ocean 3 is pure hell
I'm frankly amazed it would sell
The story is shit
I should've just quit
And the twist was the series' death knell
Path of Exile.
I don't rhyme.
I smash your face with club.
Your allies are useless and provide no aid
in the decent game called xenoblade
>>32086465
Explosions in a Southeast Asian paradise
Just Cause 2 is definitely not nice.
In a came where you can dart
It's cool to see Princess Peach fart
Little boy descends Downwell.
But his gunboots help him raise hell.
It's a coincidence to see Grunty in the OP
Since I've just been lost in her factoryMan fuck Grunty Industries
Smash For Glory is a bitch
Forty Clouds that use lagswitch
Every fanboy I dread meeting
Wondering if they'll start cheating
>>320869530
but you get to turn into a washing machine with pants.
mario 64 ds
jeez what a mess
>>320864654
Castle in the Darkness was it's name.
Bought it to play a new Castlevania game.
Annoyed I was when realization hit.
It was actually Metroidvania shit.
>>320869950
D-, try harder next time.
At least put effort in your rhyme.
like harvest moon expect you can fight
i want to fuck the dragon with all of my might
>>320868351
>Put ARTS that get boosted if used from behind on Elma
>Like 3 of them
>And the skill that boosts damage when attacking from the back as well
>Realize 50 hours in that she doesn't even move into position for that shit
Fuck.
Have to line my brain with eyes
Lest I meet with my demise
Rainbow 6 siege is pretty good
I live in the hood
OP is a fag
I hope he suffocates on a bag
>>320870184
Yep that's why I made her ranged
>>320870421
I like this one.
Oh how could they release it
Oh how Quake 4 was fucking shit
I don't want videogames here or there.
I don't want videogames anywhere.
Smash 4
More like Smash Bore
stabbing zombies with muh shank
to Naughty Dog I give muh thanks
I'll buy a PS3 by golly
to fuck the world and save muh loli
Grand Theft Auto 5,
the playerbase's minds is like a hive.
I rarely ever play the online,
but I never come out feeling better than fine.
>>320864654
A young children stuck in his basement
He will never return to home
He will make to Satan his testament
A blue baby might he become
>>320871041
Would you play them on TV?
Would you play them on PC?
>"A spiffy classic re-released on Steam
>with spit and polish; it plays like a dream"
>"but some grumpy guts who aren't very nice
>on /v/ seem to dis-agree with the price"
>"Who holds such opinions? They must be a munter
>so I'll just keep enjoying my Dinosaur Hunter."
RAA REE RAA RUUR
Unimaginable treasure lies inside that Vault,
The broken key is not my fault.
Treasure hunting 'cross the land
My Shield Knight's safety is what I demand
Fight a bunch of knightly goons
While harvesting all doubloons
I can never be too rich
On my quest killing this magic bitch
1 2 3 splish sploosh splat splat
4 v 4 Squid Kid Combat
![Games_KF2_Logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FMJej3J.jpg "Games_KF2_Logo[1].jpg")
Zerkers wont tank
Demos are scrubs
Medics wont heal
Welcome to pubs
>>320864654
Street Fighter V, and I main Nash
I suck at fighting and my LP is trash
![220px-Dbzlog1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bl1Bmcq.jpg "220px-Dbzlog1[1].jpg")
>>320864654
Webfoot Technologies made their first try,
a game so bad that it makes me want to cry.
Goku's so weak, it makes it hard to rhyme.
Been killed by a dog for the umpteenth time
Shitty hitboxes, constant grinding, everything's threadbare
Fuck it, I'll just keep spamming Solar Flare.
>>320864654
The poor mercenary continues to trot
Of his terrible peril knowing not
But for a bit of cash he'll continue to go
Fighting the creatures down below
As the boss arrives and the fighter meets his doom
A cute little girl cannot avoid but feel swoon
For as that dungeon run was rather weak
She got plenty of solid items to sell this week
So she returns to the store, magic maiden by her side
Counting the hours until the costumers arrive
The day begins and she forgets all of her woes
And all she sees are dollar signs,
Capitalism, Ho.
We once were frames,
Masters of fire and sword.
Now we are teens,
Who are psychic and BORED?!
A grind is a grind, it boggles my mind
How one game can consume so much time
While it's true the DLC has removed most of the grime
It's crazy that I even still pay them a dime
I need to find a new hobby
Maybe even a girlfriend named bobby
I main Tidus, Rikku and Wakka,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
>>320864654
I wasted 20 platinum and 40 gold
The grinding in this game is slower than mold
But I've turned the Golem into rocks and Plantera in a wrap
And it'll all be worth it when the Witch Doctor spawns and I can finally fap
Helldiver is your occupation.
Fighting aliens is your mission.
Cyborgs, Bugs, and Illuminates.
These are the enemies you must decimate.
Kill these aliens with bullets flying free.
While sipping some delicious liber-tea.
Like a flash of gold
I crash sixfold
The sound rips though the air
Feisar, is fair?
I don't know why I play this game
Because all my friends are insane
I get them all into a lobby
But this is my folly
I look around and all I see
Are people trying to kill me
>>320870957
it and shit is not a legitimate rhyme you fuckweed, you might as well kill yourself you weed smoking jew
![counter_strike_go_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VqaaKNO.jpg "counter_strike_go_1[1].jpg")
With a deagle (pew pew)
A CT behind a tree.
Well crew, where to?
To B or not to B?
Open the door
Get on the floor
I'm uninstalling Fallout 4
It is a neat game
as gentlemen can dress up as a dame
Purple and green
What a wonderful sheen
Doctor's good stock
Im better, thanks doc
I played Xenoblade X
Instead of having sex
>>320864654
There was once a man from Yharnum
Who went hunting out of boardom
With no Vials in stock
He took Gascoigne's cock
Then went to go farmin
This title is fucking ridiculous: XRD
Fuck me in the ass because this game is hard
A boy and his friend
Went off through time
To save a young princess
They changed the past by accident
And caused so much distress
They traveled to the end of time
Where nothingness spread out
Then to the distant future
Of apocalyptic drought
A kindred robot aided them
As they continued on their quest
A frog joined too, to help them through
And a primal young chiefess
To the past, to the future
and in between
These youngsters fought with might
To stop the mighty Lavos
Who sought to drown out light
Be brave, Crono!
And guide your friends
Help them fight and climb
To save the future for all mankind
You must traverse the gates of time!
I played it all day.
Wanted their jungler to go away.
Everyone is angry and not sane.
There was no shame.
I uninstalled the game.
In a womenless land,
lived a man named Brad.
A girl she found one day,
hidden he thought she would stay,
until everything went to hell
and he became no more than a man's shell.
In helicopters you will fly
until the stupid pilot crashes and you die
It looks like some faggots fanfiction
But it's actually pretty bitchin
Levels are a little too long
But that's nothing wrong.Freedom Planet.
>>320876320
I genuinely enjoyed reading this
fucking winrar
>>320876459
Oh shit, League of Legends or Dota 2?
Your name is Rico Rodriguez,
You need to usurp the man who did the same to the prez.
Do this by blowing up his buildings,
Don't forget to collect tapes, and other things.
The framerate is bad, the physics are shit,
But I can't stop playing, even though I know it's not a hit.
I had fun with HotS though some matches were dumb
mostly due to the matchmaking sucking major bum
Normal ones call it Haven & Hearth
Russians call it a noob-blood bath.
>>320864654
What up, bitch?! I got a 1UP, bitch!
>>320876825
League, but I'm sure there are similar feels for dota
I played MGSV it wasn't finished
Too much content was just too diminished
Off to war these brave Gallians go
With Rosie, Largo and Alicia in tow
The game's all good fun until mission seven,
where Selvaria sends your squad to heaven
But through it all if you manage to win,
get back to HQ and trade exp in!
Level those scouts as high as you can,
then cheese every mission with little or no plan.
One born of a dragon, bearing darkness and light
This encounter rate is a load of shite
Marvel Heroes is pretty fun
Emma Frost's ass makes me cum
I played the game in OP's pic,
Got to the whale then finished quick.
i last game i played was xenoblade chronicles
the learning curve i found cacodaemoniacal
>>320876320
Dayum, this brings back memories. I need to play that game again.
>>320864654
I've been pouring time into this whenever I'm free
A fucking rad as all hell game called metal slug three
You get to play as either Marco, fio, eri or tarma too
but you know I always gotta go with my cute megane waifu
First stage is a breeze for me, can do it while I gab
In the end you fight a cool giant enemy crab
Mission two is tougher but feels nice like sucking Fio's titties
You're a huge fucking casual if you don't take on the yetis
>>320869776
WishyWashyBanjo
CHECK ME OUT
You play as a Black man, shootin' up your rival gangs. You then get caught by the feds, only to find yourself in the County of red (Red county).
You then move to San Fierro, doing shady deals in exchange for Pay Ro' (Pay roll). You do jobs for chinks, spicks, wimps and pimps - but it don't matter because you're just a chimp.
You then go to Area 69, continuing on your journey in crime. You then finally find the fat fuck you've been looking for, and you pop his ass and make him wipe the floor.
Someone do an Undertale one
>>320867234
F4
Witcher 3
MGSV5
Pretty much any game from this year
>>320878762
>too lazy to do it yourself
>game is mediocre anyway
gr8 b8 m8
Watch the pyro kill some guys,
unless you all exercise.
Endless Legend
Playing Broken Lords, gettin lotsa dust
Wearin magic armor, hope it doesn't rust
Necrophages sieging, hate those fuckin bugs
They take a shitty city, give my workers "hugs"
Plotting my revenge, going up in tech
Buying loads of units, gonna fuckin wreck
Sacrificing science, about to pop some craniums
Look at my resources, FUCK- no titanium.
>>320878762
>undertale faggots are incapable of doing anything by themselves
>>320878762
Undertale is shit, and that's about it.
>>320877256
Pretty good
>>320864654
In which a Chosen Undead
Must stain the land deep red
With the blood of his foes
And end Lordran's woes.
>>320878762
It's the new cancerous sensation that's sweeping the nation.
Leave your autism on the shelf and fucking kill yourself.
>>320879464
EVEN BETTER
>>320864654
A creature green that travels by hop.
Made me so mad that I had to stop.
>>320864654
I'm always crying
Because my characters are always dying
Stealth game but this time action based
Slicing through bodies with great haste
I expected the game to be more demanding
My favourite part was when he was STANDING
>>320864654
I started simple as a man from the hive
but as I went to war with miriam it was hard to survive
i only had scout patrols, she had recon rovers
and just like that my capital was dozered
in ETS2 you drive a truck
WATCH OUT FOR AI TRAFFIC HOLY FUCKtraffic is still bugged and shitty in that game
A cool western styled GTA that fills me with glee
But the ending though, why did John Marston have to die /v/?
plays like an assfag
the gameplay of an old rag
netcode can't deal with lag
Even if it's in first person and all
Among sequels and prequels it stands pretty tall
I remember landing on Tallon IV
It looked so damn good my jaw hit the floor
After waiting 8 years, I truly felt blessed
Because in this franchise it still is the best
I was playing Voodoo Vince,
a unique game; no sequel since.
Phil Spencer says he likes it best
but I suspect nostalgic jest.
While I would love another game
I don't think it would be the same.
Smash Bros. Wii U's Level 9 is a test,
It's definitely beating me at my best!
bumping
even though I've already done mine
>>320864654
i can't rhyme
pls kill me
In early access it will stay
To beta test if you pay
Content updates scare and few
The gameplay stale and barely new
Graphics blocky, clunky and stale
This terraria clone is made for fail
My last game was Fallout 4
The dialogue and role playing is really poor
Good enough time waster
But I really HATE NEWSPAPER
>>320864654
Explore the yggdrasil labyrinth you will
draw maps with not a stylus, but quill
Foe's are enemies, tough as can be
beat them with waifu's, just wait and see!
On one team you have aliens that live off of spores
The other you have soldiers that do chores!
>>320871041
You may like them you may see, you may like them with some/d/
>>320886919
oh my
